are Dave 'dish
>>220854427just gross
mouseparasitemouldparasitehorsenonceponypaedoratpaedo
Right, so we're just going to pretend that didn't happen in the last thread, then? :/
>>220854427why's her tongue hanging out? she had a stroke or something? poor thing
>>220854427scrape your tongue you grotty bitch
>>220854178very funny to me seeing newbuild conservatories etc. in the background of images like these
toby’s posts reads like a schizo trump tbqh
>>220854383fucking UM
just went to the shops and on the way there was this man in an everton shirt being tended by passers-by, he had bruises on his face and there was blood on the floor so i imagine he'd been assaultedfooty mongs are fucking mental. is it any wonder this country has gone down the drain when most working class men are drunkards who fight their countrymen over sports teams
>>220854416
>>220854471He comfy :3
Youtube iceberg channel making a video called "the /brit/ files" and it's just 3 hours droning on about spaino and ziedy
>>220854447the lad who was doing a poo?
>>220854495It used to be way worse in the 80s/90s
After events just moments ago I have decided I must take my own life
Right he needs to be in jail
>>220854495been that way for 200+ years mate
>>220854495that is quite literally a drop in the ocean compared to what is actually and significantly wrong with this country you dishonest little gimp
listening to WARSTRIKE
how popular was prime tiger woods in the yookay?
>>220854588the peng asian ting in question:
Reckon it could be bed time soon yes it's early but I'm very tired and my feet hurt my new shoes are so tight might get new ones
There was a donkey in my village called Marko, really sweet, used to pet him when I was a wee lad.
>>220854588Alysia Liu in 10 years
got the c&c soundtrack on
>>220854619you buy women's shoes? that might be your problem, they're not designed for men's feet
fav bbc series?
>>220854612even people who didnt like golf knew he was the black golf guy but thats not the same thing as popular.
toby's posts are kind of funny though I have to admit
>>220854662There's no difference between men's and women's shoes it's just a marketing tactic
>>220854673blackedraw
>>220854701yes i am sure there are plenty of size 12 men clodhoppers in the women aisle
>>220854673boys from the blacked stuff
bad breath is worse than any other bodily odor imo, would rather smell a shitty arse than rotten teeth breath
my penis...it's getting stiff...
>>220854701not only are you mentally ill you’re also retarded
>>220854760why?
pooing shit from my willy
horse
>>220854673Blackedadder
Happy Sunday lads and lasses got some Shwartz Air Fry chicken seasoning on me drumsticks and potatoes and a nice wodge of White cabbage for dinner
the jam of a lifetimehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8LJm-Kroqo&list=PL6A8C42764C289371&index=6
been playing ball x pitt, really good
>>220854804Happy Sunday lad, I really like these
>>220854701the shape is different because women's feet are thinner you melt
just found out im gay :/
>>220854804why does this pic look like it was generated by one of those early AI models
>>220854804Are you drinking ale with a straw?
>>220854840how did you find out
>>220854416love pink floyd mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2MxUCENw2s&list=RDB2MxUCENw2s&start_radio=1
>>220854840who molested you?
need to make me tea but cba
>>220854856i think theyre just okay
>>220854879it's alright
>>220854839Well I am a woman and only have this issues with Adidas trainers other brands are fine in my experience
the parasite (trying to stay alive) is now posting report links to my posts. I have r*ported it, and/or for-the-record he reports mine - but I dont get banned, only warned. lol! >>220854733t. watches anime (and fat)
Wish I had the balls to just fucking jump
>>220854680hes not just a black golfer, he's the best golfer in history, no one even comes close.
>>220854854looked at a willy and thought "cor that looks good">>220854870everyone did :/
>>220854879name you're top 6 favourite bands right now
and by the way I dont even get temp banned normally, but its the parasite reporting my posts again :). I just get warnings when its me posting the report links
>oy rorke, heard you say some bad stuff my people, care to share them with the group?
got timed out for pretending to be mousey
>>220854933don’t worry!!
baroque/rococo catholic aesthetics are so overrated
I have 2 boxes of mountain tea, I'm been giving tea to people and still have a lot Do you guys drink that in the UK?
>>220854945me emerging from the water
>>220854807rough lite games are too addictive
>>220854953uwu ....
>>220854890biologically you're a male
no one:not a soul: not even the parasite:mousey: i should be allowed to “suck” the horses cocks
>>220854905You shouldn’t do that anon xx
>>220854945americans/australisn (same difference) are disgusting
>>220854830yeah froggy incense holders are my lads>>220854842sorry for my shit dumb phone camera>>220854850yeah easter fucked my teeth up. Also terribly yellow. I'm on the colgate sensitive and whitening powder
UMamusume
/brit/ minecraft server, who's in?
eh, mouse mate
bestiality goes against United States law
>>220855034
>>220855064no it doesnt, and shouldnt luckily the FBI isnt going to come over to the UK to arrest me for doing it
Swedeanon and mousey have unironically got me into horses.They are majestic beasts.
>>220855064think I heard it was legal in Texas but that was years ago and a point to contrast how same sex couples weren't legal in Texas at the time
>>220855135quite fucked up mate
>>220854890>Well I am a womanhow so? you have a penis
it shouldnt be illegal if... the horse gets hard
>>220855137great aren’t theynot sure what mouse’s freak obsession is about
but yeah I love other things about horses too. I hate little horses (I guess mares are okay), the point of them that they weigh like a tonne or one of the things that I love about them. I love horses
japanese school girls
Ahh horse cock
>>220855216scream
small horse
>>220855197you wouldnt get it or maybe you want to fuck mares and its because I only really like stallions I meant fillies are okay. mares are gross but some people like them
I'm the drummer from Angine De Poitrine btw
>>220855213corrrrrrr
>>220855213finally a gp
>>220855213Only JK3s yeah?
rice status: boiling
Japanese schoolgirls are gross, why not just fuck schoolgirls (legal age) in your own country
>>220855272pskrmn
poo
wonder how bollock scan lad got on
lot of foreigners out todayhad to put 3 flags on the filter today alone
>>220855300white women are gross
>>220855197:D
+1 to my postscount
browsing r/deadbedrooms
>>220855257never heard of them
>>220855248mouse, we train and compete with our horses
>>220855300Nowt wrong with some variety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hftgytmgQgE
>>220855329liar. nonwhite women are gross or white women are the best (many nonwhite people are saying this). I think there is a chance that comes off wrong, but comparatively it is wrong
need drugs
fucking hell i knew i should have stuck a bet on lyon
>>220855300not of a big fan of Asian girls with a few exceptions, that cute Japanese schoolgirl thing is annoying to me
mousey strolling through a farmers field like it's the red light district
>>220855359does that mean you only collect their cum to breed them? they have good genes and probably nice tasting cum ehe
>>220855397japanese girls fucking make only the most annoying squeaky noises like they're in paincan't watch jap porn because of that
Ive been farting and it stinks, real wetties too, so you know there's one in the chamberSo I go poo, expecting a runny load, and nothing What's going on here? Mousey feel free to weigh in on this
just had a big poo lads now my bum hurts >.<
>>220855392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liDdir5FBr0>>220855344It's the new hot band of the scene right now, but don't tell anyone it's me
>>220855390That's your opinion
>>220855432>>220855434TAKE HEROIN. I am not mousey (lie)
right, can we go back to fun chilled out /brit/ pleasegetting really fucking tired of all you deranged spastics
>>220855426they’re both geldings, so no
STRANGE POO KILLED WHAT'S INSIDE OF YOU
mousey: "i think we should rape the horse"/brit/: "Oh mousey!"*laugh track*
>>220855432>>220855434classic /brit/
>>220855427yeah I've seen a few clips, it's not very arousing, it's like they are being assaulted Chinese girls are the last attractive though, for me personally
>>220854474lush it bloody lush
>>220855445so is yours. but objectively you are wrong (im right)
chatgpt down
not sure he should actually be allowed anywhere near any animalnot after he killed that swandefinitely not now that he wants to rape animals
Horror scenario for women: imagine a world where you can't be a whore
>>220855513maybe you can do some thinking for yourself for once
>>220855471sad>>220855520I didnt kill a swan
>>220855540fucking liar
that boy ain't right
>>220855531Hollywood producers and directors are the lowest kind of people
if you take away a dogs boyfriend (male) then you may as well kill it for whatever reason because it cant kill itself. it cant consent to that
oh yeah let me guess the parasite killed that swan
imagine biting into your dinner and it's seeping with pus and maggots
Rorkes Google search history: new hl2 vide*gives up*
>>220855432always have rotten farts on the weekendsmells like cow muckmust be the boozing on friday night or something
this what i look like when i need a poo but it's occupied
mad how the middle east has undergone severe desertification in the last few thousand years
if I had a dog I would be fucking it right now (and that doesnt mean that I would be fucking my gf if I had one) desu you should get over that
>>220855644hasn't it always been like that
>>220855650Weirdo
/ooc /me can you get over that
mad how much reddit seethe over people buying a kitten instead of adopting a cat
>>220855533just wanted a chat with someone actually
>>220855628could be the wine yeahand i had beans at lunch
>>220855197'ello
Med people are so beautiful
mum's only gone and booked a freddie mercury tribute act for my 40th xlove her to bits x
>40th
>>220855685unlike dogs, which arent as sentient as cats and cant consent, nor (can they) rape like cats can and do to reproduce. which get put down
imagine how boring life was in the old days
>>220855654nope it used to be a jungle
any cows in?
mad how 100 years ago half of the posters in this thread would be in an asylum
>>220855709hang on. are you forever single? she might be assuming you're gay
>>220855685yepit's adopting a dog that is the most reddit thoughno, I will not be adopting your 'labrador cross' that 'hates loud noises' tyvm
>>220855709get in
>>220855748think her assumption might be correct
>>220855748ends his posts with a xsafe to say yeah he is
>>220855746i think most of us would have been forced into society and learnt how to socialise like normal people
>>220855787fair enough. Can't beat a bit of Freddie
>>220855685I think I'm gonna get a cat, never could as a kid cause my mom was allergic and then I lived with a person who was allergic. >>220855697thanks
right well that's the tamriel rebuilt installedi must ask umdips about this...
going to get on the youtube and watch an educational video about stepper motor construction
>>220855824put you in an asylum
once i was at the edgeville wilderness and got into shit talking with this random playerafter going back and forth exchanging insults for a while in front of on-lookers he challenged me to a fight which i lost humiliatingly as i got ko'd and sent to lumbridge
Wish there was a better recording of this trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw6Wjd9lALM
>>220855709to the tune of it's a kind of magic: this is kind of tragic
i saw herobrine once no joke
catberg absolutely loves sleeping on my bed but i feel guilty about wanking when he's in the room
>>220855905asylum
>>220855906
>>220855886type of stories my therapist hears
>>220855906I'm sure he'd wank too if he could
Back to doing 4 captchas every time iykyk
recommend me a laptop for around 500 bigbongs /brit/nothing gaymery thanks
mental that i spend my days talking to literal 20 years olds.was fine when i was 20 myself but now it's not right. need to find friends my own age. you all have a lot of growing up to do.
>>220855906remember wanking once and noticed mumbergs daschund just staring at me and I stoppedtoo weird
>>220855906same as wanking by a houseplant really
>>220855990I'm 29 nigga
Serbian-Australian girls with peachy buttocks
>>220855980Don't know about that stuff mate
>>220855990nobody here is in their 20s we're all millenials lad
>being brown is your culutre?
Balding, farting, gaming, masturbating and posting in my smelly childhood bedroom.
>>220855990I've always been in circles where there's people of all ages, it's kind of cool, everyone brings a different perspective.
>>220856011i'm 10 years older than you. i've been here since 2006 and rarely consider than most people left as they aged and were replaced by kids.yes, i've got my "posting on 4chan for 20 years" award
i'm 26
I'm not friendless you're all my mates
>>220856044ugly whore
>>220855990me too, but with an S at the beginning of the talking
>>220855980What you gonna use it for?Personally I'm partial to the repairability of a classic thinkpadGot a Vivobook S16 currently, very pleased with it, was £600 though
>>220856044can you fuck off to reddit with your celebrity gossip?sabrina carpenterdua lipaariana grandeyou're a mong and you're obsessed with female celebritiesgenuinely kill yourself
>>220856081true, love ya matex
Smental
>>220856081if you consider random mentally ill strangers on the Internet your friends, you are indeed, mentally ill and have no friends
Find it mad how time passes, it not right
>>220856108Just don't have very nice faces do they
>>220856086Smental?
>>220856105extremely based old man
>>220856128this one doesn't
>>220855980macbook neo
>>220856121>you are indeed, mentally ill and have no friendskay team
might grow a gay beard
>>220856128you ever noticed how they look like monkeys or am i 'magining that
>>220856131stalking, retardstalking 20 year olds
you can beat a dead horse but you can't make it drink
Loiners and Sheffielders like to deride the folk of the East Riding as not being proper Yorkshireman, especially accent-wise, but a man from Beverley and a man from York are more similar in their manner of speech than either is like a native of Leeds.Proximity to Lancashire has addled their brains, meseems.
>>220856197but can you beat it into water?
I stopped to drink at a bus stop because I was feeling wobbly and could barely walkas I sat at the bus stop I started counting how many drivers in the cars going past were brownI sat there and kept count for 100 carsLITERALLY 91 of the drivers were brown, mostly Pakistani men. The rest were students.I live in the UK and 90%+ of the population in my area isn't British.I'm in East Midlands btw not even Birmingham or London
>>220856183yea i noticed thati think the darker their skin the more monkey they look, because a lot of the light skinned ones look normal
>>220856197>t.
>>220856094every day memeing arent asus a bit shit and known for low quality components
>>220856190>Stalking to 20 year olds
>>220856224it's a malaphorism about trump in gaza. you can destroy it but you will never be the one to rebuild it
>>220856128butterfaces
noticed there's a certain kind of quite thin woman who goes on about how much she eatsvery strange
>>220856259forget it matejesus...like stalking to a brickwall
cant fuckign do anything
>>220856254Just on the budget lines, like with all companies
>>220856276Love a butterface with a really hot body, like a face that wouldn't match her perfects tits, that's really hot. not picrel though
SNSV laptop
Beating a dead horse until the cats come home
am on arch linux
>>220856361yeah me too
>it's a malaphorism
>>220856327same. i want a 2/10 gf with a huge round arse and that likes sitting on my face
Current Account: 14.5kFixed Rate Bonds: 11kStocks and Shares ISA: 26.6kCash ISA: 52kLifetime ISA: 14.5kPension: 18.5kSalary: 35k.
Earn the number. Become 007.
>>220856361>>220856375arch gang
i use arch btw
>>220856232I did this once in Medway. Sat on a bench in front of Rochester castle and took a tally of all the people that walked past. All forrens
Current Account: 0Fixed Rate Bonds: 0Stocks and Shares 0Cash ISA: 0Lifetime ISA: 0Pension: 0Salary: 0
>>220856403Should've been black
>>220856403weird looking fella isn't he
me i like my porn with zero males on camera at all times
russia is irl anime
https://youtu.be/3dNG0xMc_wAscrying
>me i like my porn with zero males on camera at all times
linux doesn't support DAW or mixing software, quit sad innit >>220856382Well I would say a 2 but 4 maybe, but like 9/10 body, they are rally good in bed cause they have a chip on their shoulder and they are very giving.
>>220856435kahtim
>arch linux
>>220856270not sure where you're leading me here
>>220856435I kneel
>>220856404>>220856361gay asd nerds
all the linuxpaedos in tonight
>>220856404>T14sI literally put this laptop up on gumtree last week because I bought a new one, for just £10, but didn't get a single message because it was running ArchI've taken the ad now and gonna try again with Windows but it's going up to £100was hoping some young lad interesting in programmer or something would take it but I swear to god people see Linux and think fuck no
big fan of these
>>220855980got a lenovo ideapad it does the job (shitposting on 4chan in all my free time)
I just use Ubuntu :)
i like playing lots of different computer games so i couldnt get linux although i hate windows
>>220856500>>220856489>>220856453>>220856416>>220856404>>220856383>>220856361alright so we're just all benders aren't we
>>220856479yes it does. there are plenty. there is an entire distro dedicated to sound engineering and stuff.
>>220856511that's nicex
>>220856500not a fan of my heel sticking out, I feel vulnerable
Nigga pensions won't exist anymore the country is going to implode by 2030
I am also an Archchad :)
>>220856444samedont like having to look at some guys hairy arse hole while im busting my nut and hearing him moaning "oh yes bitch take that fat cock"like shut up dudestop zooming in on that dudes face
>>220856535sexy when it's wimmen though
just Ubuntu for me. nothing fancy
>>220856527I've read that it's not quite there yet, a lot of bugs and stutters and it's unreliable for live performance. >>220856559I'm indifferent to feet, would be nice though to get aroused just by feet
>>220856528It work good :)
>>220856479Bollocks I use Reaper just fine
>ha ha you use this operating system so you are le gay kek!!!>mac is gay homo lollll>linux bender!!!>hahaha i phone is gaaaay!Ironic seeing these mongs act like 2 year olds, especially when they're on Windows and play video games.
/brit/ is an arch general
>>220856537>not investing in a private pension and property retard
>>220856573>unreliable for live performancewhy do you make decisions based on scenarios that don't apply to you?be honest lad, you're not making anything serious and you're not doing live performances
>>220856583windows is for gay mongs
>>220856583whom are you quoting winsissy
ok enough neofetch posting, time to start posting your arses and legs you linuxsissies
>tfw neet on uc and pipBet you waveslaves are so excited for tomorrow so you can work all day to put money in goldbergs account and mine
don't know what an operating system is
>>220856585why don't you turn your computer off at night?
>>220856581Interesting, well I'm not in the mood for learning linux for the first time, maybe sometime in the futue.>>220856602That's irrelevant
>>220856632Only based if you're white
>onboard integrated graphics
>>220856535achilles over here
>>220856614>winsissyyou are literally that retarded that you thought that post was against windows?
where's heathermong
Not sure why but my farts are extremely stinky
>>220856583/g/ is (perhaps unsurprisingly) one of the most autistic and pedantic boards on the site
>>220856664>literally
GAYNESS FOREVERSTRAIGHTNESS NEVER
>>220856703>>220856703>>220856703
>>220856636I doUptime is only 12 hours
>>220856714girl the post count
>>220856680we came to the conclusion earlier that booze was likely involvedor possible bean-eating behaviour
done him
hehe
uh
sorry janman
>>220856714can we get your live reaction on being raped and gaped by the janitor, please
oi Jannard he worked really hard on that new
>>220856714hes done you
oh my days
I use mint
>>220856868i use gum, sometimes mint, depends
>>220810982>>220810982>>220810982
>>220856858um
>>220856849>>220856858just gave me a warning, janny was merciful
>>220856895>>220856895>>220856895
>>220856877I like those little melting strips that dissolve in your mouth
fastest janny in the land
>>220856403Aryan Beast
Am brown
