>Yooo anon! Come sit with us broWhat's your response in your country?
Hit me
>>220856961They look German
>>220856961Haha, well if you insist :)
wahey
>>220856961silently walk away after giving them weird look as if saying are you talking to me!
>>220856961>sex? Just casual dating as a friend?You are too young for me bros.
>>220856961>What's your response in your country?Starting to drink till i puke on the table
Pull out a shotgun because who the fuck are you people and how did you get in my house.
>>220856961They look like high school students. If I were to sit down with them, the people around us would undoubtedly mistake me for a pervert.
>>220856961Sorry I am not white
>>220856961Alright /int/who da cutest?
>>220856961I would accept their offer and ask what beer they are having. I would then order myself one and then I would teach them in a gentle manner how to properly hold stemware so they don't embarrass themselves in a group photo next time>>220857050I think they are American based on the Stanford University shirt and Velo nicotine pouches. Germans are big beer drinkers so I suspect they'd know how to hold a stemmed beer glass
>>220856961>hell yeah boys what are we drinking?
>>220856961I...I need to return some videotapes, sorry, hehe
>>220856961>I didn't bring my piss cup
>>220856961>zoomersYikes. I turn 360 and waltz away.
>>220859038They are teenagers. That would be Gen Alpha now.
>>220856961I’d probably go something like:>”yyyyeahhhh lets start the paaartyyyyyy, what you drinking? Beer? Thats fine but lets drink some alcohol next girls, hahaha”
>>220859047>TeenagersThey're drinking alcohol. That makes them adults
>>220859880In Europe people start drinking at 14 or so.
>>220856961would: 2 and 5 (2 is cuter despite the broccoli head)pass: all others
>>220856961Can’t sit around too many white guys like that people will think im a fag
>>220859900He's wearing a Stanford shirt and there's Velo nicotine patches on the table tho
>>220856961Would literally all of them, assuming they're 18
>>220860478They're 21+ so you're ok
>>220856961>Sure I'll be right back!>Pickup the food I ordered at the counter, go home and eat it (naked)
>>220858797Twink envy is ferocious
>>220858949I'm American (and don't drink) but can you really call glasses like in the OP "stemmed"? Especially compared to that long skinny one.
>>220856961Why do none of them have beards? Is this a WASP thing? I call them all faggots and challenge them to a 1v1 gauntlet. The only one I'd have trouble with is the broccoli hair and the incel-stare one in the back.
I would sit and autisticall look at them and nod when asked about whatever.I don't drink, so I would order some fries and water
>>220862517>fries and water
>>220856961timmies should be drinking milk not beer lol
>>220862437>but can you really call glasses like in the OP "stemmed"?They're using Carlsberg stemmed glasses, so yes
>>220856961sory, mam do oddania kasety wideo
How do you get out of a situation like this without getting raped?
>>220856961>phones on the tablewhy? my phone doesn't leave my pocket if I'm with another human being, unless I need it for a specific taskzoomoids are cooked
>>220869089they're not brown anon
>>220856961fuck off Hitlerjugends
>>220856961what is bro planning
>>220856961I don't talk to normgoroid sex havers
>>220869531At least browns rape actual women. Timmies rape anything that moves, men, women, children, animals and when they can't they become trannies to continue the cycle
>>220869806All the faggots in this thread are also proving my point
>>220869511roll
>>220856961I want to die any time I see a group of friends
>>220856961Sorry man, I don't drink. Have fun tho
>>220856961sexo
