Which European country would be ideal for me?>A country that is a member of the European Union.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union>A country that only uses the Euro as its currency.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurozone>A country without any colonial past.>A country with no overseas territories.>A country without a monarchy.>A country that is anti-UK.>A country that is anti-Russian.
>>220858173estonia
>>220858343Why is Estonia the European country I'm looking for?https://www.quora.com/What-European-countries-never-had-colonies
I could get an EU passport, but I fail to see a single EU country that isn't a decaying third world shithole. Costa Rica bro, you live in paradise compared to any dark grey EU dump.
>>220858343estonia has narva peoples republic as a colony right now
>>220858370fit the criteria you posted
>>220858412That's a hypothetical scenario.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narva_scenario
>>220858430Proofs
>>220858572none
>>220858173You cant buy countries anymore.Unless your israel
>>220858173>flag: Thailand >monarchy Spain, Benelux, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, UK.
>>220858370>>220859323
>>>>220858173 >>>>220859323>>A country that is a member of the European Union.>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_UnionExamples provided.>>A country that only uses the Euro as its currency.>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EurozoneExamples provided.>>A country without any colonial past.You don't afford republics since you're not a republican yourself.>>A country with no overseas territories.Examples provided>>A country without a monarchy.Impossible for you, since you're a monarchy.>>A country that is anti-UK.>>A country that is anti-RussianAgain, impossible, because you're a monarchic subject/serf yourself, not a citizen of a republic. It's the other way around for you.
>>220859323All those countries have damn monarchies.I'm looking for European countries without any kind of monarchy.
>>220858173>>A country without any colonial past.>Ireland>Finland>Baltsok...
>>220858173Italy>but they had coloniesLolLmao
>>220862408Reasons why Finland is the European country I'm looking for?
>>220862688Its not, its frozen swamp middle of nowhere with terrible climate and even worse neighbours
>>220858173nonestay in costa rica
>>220862725That sounds better than shit like France, the Netherlands, and that fucking traitorous of United Kingdom.
>>220862734>>220858343In fact, your country was recommended to me.
If you're willing to compromise your euro criteria then it's poland
>>220863093I'm sorry, but it absolutely has to be a country that uses the Euro as its currency.Furthermore, as long as Poland doesn't use the Euro, for me, the Polish people and the country of Poland don't exist.
>>220858343>estonia>anti-UK
>>220863589The United Kingdom betrayed Europe with that Brexit bullshit.
>>220863169dude the Euro is just cucked shit if anything you should avoid it like the plague
>>220863699I prefer the Euro.The Euro is good.
Andorra, location is good, you have the mediterranean pretty close but you live in the mountain, only thing is that the official language is catalan but everyone speaks spanish
>>220867004or french
>>220858393>tf>tp
Why do you want a country with no colonial past nor any overseas territories, every cool kid has those
>>220858173Are you that guy from /sp/? This has been going on for years, what do you get from this?
>>220863632Finland is close with UK so might not be it
>>220858173as you wish, your majesty! (｀･ω･´)ゞ
Bohemia
>>220858173kosovo border is dotted. shiptarsisters...
>>220862408Colonies on two different continents
>>220869310Kosovo SuperiorSerbia Inferior
>>220858173There would be multiple options if you dropped the anti-UK requirement as there are really no Eurozone countries that are anti-UK.
>>220858370Poland never has a colony, what’s the cap?
>>220873784Poland took over Kurland (~Latvia) and Kurland owned Trynidad and Tobago. Giving Poland T&T for a few years before we sold it because it was pointless having it.
>>220863632Untrue
>>220876946Say what you want, you filthy Brit.Return to the European Union, grant independence to all your overseas territories, get rid of that shitty monarchy and adopt the Euro as your currency, and maybe then we can talk
