>A frenchman, a soupeur and a pederast walk into a bar>He orders a beer
>a plane with people from all countries flies over mountains >suddenly the pilot says: the plane is too heavy, we won't be able to fly over the next mountain and will all die in a crash>the Frenchman decides to sacrfice himself to get some wight off the plane>he eats all the frogs legs, drinks all the wine, screams "vive le France!" and jumps, saving everyone>the plane keeps going, until an ever bigger mountain shows up>the German volunteers this time>drinks all the beer, eats all the pretzels and screaming "Hail Atatürk" jumps, saving everyone>the plane keeps flying, until it reaches the tallest part of the mountain range>Pole steps out>eats all the remaining food and drinks everying with any % of alcohol in it, proundly screams "wiwat Mozambik!" and throws a nigger out of the plane
>>220859303I get it, the one man is all of those three things.
>>220860865>1 man is 3 thingsAmerican education
>>220860895Well I'm not a genious but I do pretty good.
>>220860895average trinitarian mystery.
>A soupeur is a French term for a person with a niche sexual fetish involving the consumption of bread soaked in urine, often retrieved from public urinalswhat the fuck why do they have a word for that
>>220861198I assume because it's happened more than a few times anon
>>220861198Because they have a long history of it.
>>220861286Are you sure you didn't make that up?
>>220862154Removed because wiki janny is an assmad Frenchfag.
>>220859303Soupeurs are based
>>220859480Yes but only because the pole did not douche his anus before fucking him!
André Gide was a pederast>Védrès "May I ask you an indiscreet question?>Gide "There are no indiscreet questions, only indiscreet answers.">Védrès "Is it true, cher Maître, that you are a homosexual?">Gide "No monsieur, I am not a homosexual, I am a pederast!"I've only read one of his novels, L'Immoraliste, but it was good
why are the french so nasty?
>>220862910We're honest. Nordoids are hypocrites.
>>220862154https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoupeurStill up
If one day I'm in france and I see a crumb in a urinal, I'd piss on it to help that poor man
I learnt about soupeurs on this board, but I legit did saw bread inside urinals a couple times during my childhood and I just thought it were dumb kids tossing random stuff in there because they find that funny or something. Learning this forbidden knowledge was a traumatising experience and the vast majority of people don't know this is a thing. I think soupeurs are a dying breed though because I haven't seen bread in urinals in years. I'm guessing eating croutons soaked with the piss of tens of strangers is not healthy on the long term, and few are willing to pick up the craft.
>>220867044did you pee on the bread
>>220859303Was expecting a german flag, not bad Svensker.
>>220866785kek
>>220867244No, I thought it was disgusting
i take so many drugs and weird supplements that if I pee on bread it might kill the faggot that goes to eat it afterwards
>>220867269>Was expecting a german flagWhy?
>>220867327LOL
>>220867328a german anon is always making threads with jokes like that
>>220867373:D
>>220867381is that you? i like your threads
>>220867044The cleaning crew puts those little mints in now, you don't need bread anymore.
>>220867416thank you!
>>220867420Y-You are not meant to eat those mints, anon-sama....
>“I was twelve years old. […] Martial, my friend from Rue du Clos, had teamed up with a guy who lived on Rue des Orteaux, just above the public urinal where the ‘soupeurs’ would soak their chunk of bread in urine. They would put whole loaves in there and come back to retrieve them quietly in the evening. We had spotted them; we were naïve, we didn’t realize they were eating them - the loaves swollen with urine.”
>weird fetish thing>it’s gay menMany such cases Actually this makes me think, straight Japanese do lots of weird shit, what are the REALLY freaky shit gay Japanese do that we don’t know about?
>>220867667This is breeder propaganda
>>220867667Surely most of them are into less extreme stuff
>a rabbit is traversing the forest at night when it accidentally bumps into a skunk in the dark>they're both startled at first, but they calm down quickly and agree to let the other check them out to see what each other are>the skunk goes first - he sniffs and feels around for a moment>"hmmm. soft fur, long feet and ears, huge hind legs. you're a rabbit!">"i am!" the rabbit replies>the rabbit goes next and checks the skunk out for a moment>"hmmm. bristly, wiry fur that comes to a stupid tuft at the top of your head, crooked, protruding buck teeth, and oh man, you stink like shit... you're a jeet!"
>>220859453Kek
>>220861286>These practices both extreme and often adorned innocuous descriptions slums of ParisWhat the fugg is this sentence
>>220867044>I think soupeurs are a dying breed though because I haven't seen bread in urinals in years. I'm guessing eating croutons soaked with the piss of tens of strangers is not healthy on the long term, and few are willing to pick up the craft.>c'est fini...>la Franca, la Partia, est prona...
>>220870491It doesn't make any sense.>These practices were both and extreme and often adorned innocuous descriptions of slums in ParisBut it still reads poorly.
I once saw a video of one of those piss bread eaters posted here. It was a Dutch guy throwing them in those public from the ground urinals. I didn't know it was a whole european subculture though.....
>>220859303This feels...Bavarian coded.
>>220867667Gay men have normal male sexuality. It's us heterosexual males that are deviants, because we are forced to catter to women
>>220870730:D
>>220859303I clicked this threat to confirm that as usual it was a german flag and I am beyond livid right now.
>>220873129Do you like german threads
>>220870784>us heterosexual males>us
>>220862910i watched this movie this year after i saw her sniffing cum scene on xhamster
>>220873312Lies
