quebec edition
Kevin Smith's Tusk is probably the best B-horror movie of the 21st century, Johnny Depp in heavy makeup inexplicably playing a Quebecois detective and all
Lad this is /brit/ on /int/ not /brit/ on /lgbt/, you don't need to make such a gay edition
tomorrow I shall go swimming
maybe egyptlad is actually not a robot but just has a terrible grasp of english and is trying to learn by replying as best as they can (and is probably on stimulants)
>>220861112why
bro i need a friggin goth baddie mommy gf lol bro did you hear me i need a goth mommy to step on me loldid you hear me
>>220861124enjoy it x
heille le chud, va donc chier à parler du quebec sur 4cuck criss d'allièner
>6 Most DISTURBING Forest Encounters Caught On Camera
>>220861143need a goth baddie to garrote you
>>220861149that's good x
>>220861143
nous sommes l'equipe brit l'equipe brit
>>220861162raor
>>220861156can't watch these at nightthey're too spooky
nth for the baddiedem
>>220861166hurlement
>>220861162just don't go calling me when like 800 Berber horsemen whoop your entire country's ahhh, bitch
Alright lads, I've never posted this to /brit/ before because I haven't been sure if you are ready but maybe now is time. Let me set the scene, it is 1999, saturday night, 1.30am, you stumble back into your apartment drunk. You put on TV and switch over to the local cable networkhttps://youtu.be/kDEEMzMDELY?si=rvRMsefS6fwXguRq
>>220861179its what I've been watching before sleeping for the last month
>>220861156imagine if there was a slenderwoman and she raped you
>>220861143The most annoying cunts in the world make this their entire personality. Deeply sad
bassey's brotherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v3G3BmSV-8
girls with braces
>>220861205the ick movement will go on to prove that most everyone's disgusting except for movie actor stock, I think
>>220861209that would be terrible, I dont like skinny girls
>>220861204i wasnt born yet
>>220861240what about the david icke movement
>>220861240wdym?
>>220861251well that's basically 4chan, esp. /pol/
Je suis le Docteur Qui, et je suis dans le TARDIS.
>>220861156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWdpDGJbXZk
>>220861204i begin to touch my penis
>>220861260we are all ogres, trolls, gnomes, orcs, but barely anyone is human and only Jared Leto is Elven
Thinking about the fat girl I almost shagged in uni.
I hate ANIME! HATE HATE HATE ANIME!
>>220861232I do like that
>>220861278willy not big enough to reach in?
>>220861275not really, this guy needs to lose some weight
>>220861279ktim
love anime
>>220861271You want manx?
>>220861279*runs up on you*
>>220861230So shit.I don't know how kiddies listen to this shit. Its actually so dumb and unlike american rap it really does not flow or have any rythym whatsoever.
crazy that i've never had a weapon when camping
>>220861271Yeah I watched thhat a week ago, even the russian guy freaked out
>>220861361In spring Slovenian hunters carry two one-shot pump-action carbines along with their double barrel if young bears should block their way.
>>220861341nah YCB's flow and the beat compliment eachother, the reverb's great too
>>220861204she was 16 here
>>220861204She was really cool ngl i don't think i'll EVER have this much swag as a manit's cool as a woman but as a man you sort of look bent
it should be a crime to not move to london before you have kids. people want to be part of the majority, to be in the zeitgeist, to be part of the bigger picture. to let your son or daughter rot in provincial mediocrity is unjust to them and to their children after them.
>>220861388raw time>>220861386as they should
>>220861340https://www.ifegypte.com/#/Give me Manx then.
hope your dentist trip goes well tomorrow little lamb xxx
>>220861361even a pocket knife?
>>220861411she looks like my ex unironically
>>220861427I am going there tomorrow to say Hi and see friends.
>>220861404odd post
>alone at night camping in the woods>what could possibly go wrong>hears footsteps
>>220861404been to london and it's aids
right thats a 80 year old chilean woman
>>220861424Obviously knife, sometimes an axe, I meant without a gun.>>220861427never had such a gf despite listening to metal as a teen
>>220861460Blond hair it is...
>>220861478well i'm a bit "alternative" as they say so I've basically only ever been with that kind of girlexcept the one black girl I dated but that was completely random
Why does Chile keep randomly coming here to spam prostitute pics
>>220861505why does the costa rican come to here post about the euwhy does ziedbelg post the sponsorsquestions we may never know the answers to
>>220861505God bless.
>>220861513personally i'd like to know what went wrong in heatherpaedo's formative years for him to turn out the way he has
>>220861488Are they crazy
>>220861487..yh
>>220861527Bye.
concerns me that there are people more mentally ill than i am, really concerning honestly
>>220861531yes and nothe ones i've dated more recently were kind of okay, chilled out a bit as they grew up but basically all of them were mentally ill cutters as teenagers, some of it I had to witness personally
>>220861404This but not moving out of the uk.
>>220861532Cobble stone worker.
That's me catching up on the vegan gay guys stream I missed earlierhttps://www.youtube.com/live/M0yx_xtZJjw
>>220861547it not right
>>220861547does their mental illness make you feel "less than"
>>220861556..nh
>>220861547ktim
>>220861547
>>220861505Those are his bitches.el chileANO es el jefe.
>>220861567heatherpaedo-esque post
>>220861583The colour just doesn't die out...
>>220861609really is
>>220861575r
>>220861595The fact that the Alien movie series doesn't have a memorable quote whose answer lends itself to 'A phallus driving a chariot drawn by two phalluses' speaks to the mismanagement of the franchise
alright de lids having a womfy wuppa before wedtime oh it lush it lush de lids womfy wuppa oh it lush
https://soundcloud.com/noniggaasdad/newgen-melodic-rage-phonk-lololollo?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharingI didn't mean to lose my bag...
still scream at this
https://youtu.be/qkNa5xzOe5U
mi tink me gwaan get on the wuppa grind
>>220861633Homospanian.
>>220861660Sure...
mad how much of egypt's GDP must go towards powering this bot
>every twitter fanbase I follow is full of lesbiansthey're poisoning my FYP, gaming should've stayed a male space only
niggas really took the egyptian flag out of the filter
We are the /brit/ team
>>220861707Oh, yeah. That's that's right...
>>220861663bit late, no?
>>220861660Beck used to be cool before he dropped that song!
>>220861724Bye.
>>220861707well...
walk like an egyptian
>>220861707why what happens when a lesbian likes the same thing you likethey like boobies as well if you think about it
>>220861724don't care made oneand a hotdog
>>220861776love a hotdogvery delicious stuff xxx
might disassociate
Just expelled some wee hopefully some poo will follow quite painlessly
lesbians literally aren't real they're all doing their best impression of what a gay woman would do
>>220861783we're looking at a possible 80x lush
Oops. Got toil in 6 and a half hours! haha
>>220861794dangerous levels of lushingtons xxx
>>220861792Are you sure?
>>220861792try telling that to my two mums hun x
>I now dream about killing myselfIt's over
once had a japanese girl bow to mefelt weird
>>220861757they're wronguns with headcanons that give me the ick
What is the best british meme of all time?
Reckon I'll be dying soon don't really want to though
>>220861792
>>220861842pic related
>>220861816err yeah
>>220861792well the lesbians hes talking about arent real thats for sure! theyre transbians! thats what i mean!
>>220861858Ah ok that's mad
>>220861842bradders
https://youtu.be/GVutw8DLuD4
arsenalhaha
https://youtu.be/-ZvGgQg_koE?si=Heb6PAr8MaBiraGdBedroom wall is bloodstain painted
>>220861872
foxbert HOWLING
>>220861847What show is this?
>>220861865they draw and think like women, not like men with a gender play fetish
>>220861901good tune this
>>220861917I know a white woman with these exact facial features.
>>220861917i would like to make sex with she
>>220861922Pluribus
imagine what it would be like to be a womannot in a tranny way but just being a woman all the time
hate women
>>220861845why's that then
love women
Imagine being a woman and taking 3 big throbbing white cocks at once wow
watching a bird video
imagine being black i think id off myself
>>220862005see>>220861985
>>220862026corr imagine
>>220862026me? dont really have thoughts like this for some reason, appears to be wrong not to be constantly thinking like this, but oh well
>>220862036would you like to share it with us?
>>220862094https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-L2nfGcuE
https://x.com/Alex_Oloyede2/status/2045649149165539474:skull::skull:
>>220862099not doing much is he
>>220862113truthnuke
>>220862132honestly, despite being a spasticated little ausitic runt freak, im still less mentally ill than that thing which is a BAD thing to consider
>>220862026It looks like fun being the centre of attention like that and all those lads wanting to please you with their cocks.
fuck! i gave heatherfreak a (You) bleggrggh GROSS!!!!
>>220862173she woke up, the tide is turning. normies are waking up
>>220862113holy fucking soy
>>220862228look at my right wingers dawg
do you realisedo you realise something let me tell you
>>220862026don't need to be a woman for that
>>220862113>>220862173>armenian
>>220862276poo seal...
>>220862113>>220862173where do all these crypto e celeb twats move to? It looks like europe, but I cant tell where. It looks made up, like its set in half life or something. Idk, I cant tell what her accent is and the foreigners shes with throw me of too.
>>220862228bruh>>220862285kek she's not even white>>220862297america, scrolling her twitter she's affiliated with adin ross' crew(yes he's jewish)
crypto adjacent e celeb living in some dump in europe where the police dont care if you say kike or nigger and then grift elon bucks on twitter from rightoidsSounds like hell to me
niggas will claim to be diehard truecels but the second a whore says le n word he'll abandon it allmakes me sick you freaks were never true woman haters
practically all these far-right e-girls end up getting exposed either as a coal burner or just faking her ideology for attention or money, like that lauren southern or that redhead youtuber also called lauren
retweeting some jew ethot who swears wont undo the likes of rotherham or the life thats been denied to you
https://youtu.be/mpBmpuESqgM?si=dEXWprgUzMGdoFyfremember listening to this on spotify with the ex and she posted it to her story before we were together and now every time i listen to this song i think about killing myself because she was so perfect
>>220862173How the fuck are they letting her wear a swastika necklace
Love looking at willys but wouldn't consider myself gay. Is this odd?
the finite illusions of rorke's mind
>>220862374>bender+girlfriendtrying to figure out how to word my joke about this but can't quite do it
>>220862399joke about trannies would suffice
>>220862296we're all poo seals at heart
so does every female these days have monster dildo in their closet? hows the average fella meant to compete?
feeling angry and incellish at this present moment
>>220862453>>220862453>>220862453early new
>>220862448no but it sounds like you might?
The soulful elegance of an unemployed 30 year old white boy
Let the goyim deal in the real world.
https://youtu.be/NerS5WtGPac
>>220862121something's happening now check it out
>>220862468hard to fathom how much soft power a non-obese person has in America. You're essentially a god to the doughy unwashed masses.
she got that tung tung that sahur we go
>>220862464see if i saw you in real life in fucking flatten you runt
>>220862469I'M A POOR BOY AND I'M A RANGERTHINGS I SAY MIGHT SEEM STRANGERTHAN SUNDAY CHANGING INTO MONDAY
>>220862486rorke's son
>>220862487omg
the baby bird furthest from the camera is a fatty boombah
get the femoids annihilated
>>220862500is that a promise
Need The Bird
>>220862543gay little dog
>>220862553no need to announce yourself, we already know
find women with nipple piercings very arousing
find women detestable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNuUgbUzM8U
Should I go kfc
what is that rorke fella up to?
>>220862595...yh
STAR TREKTNG: Aug 20th - Oct 26th 2024TOS: Nov 1st - Dec 24th 2024DS9: Apr 5th - Jul 16th 2025VOY: Oct 19th 2025 - Feb 8th 2026ENT: Feb 15 - April 19th 2026I finished Star Trek lads
>>220862603sleeping or perhaps wanking I would imagine
>>220862595What and get some chicken? What is it with you people
>>220862584right well that's a tune isn't it
>>220862603idk but this was in my yt recommends tonight and i feel like /brit/ is somehow responsible https://youtu.be/b_HiW9J5prc
>>220862603oh all sorts
>>220862495not sure what that has to do with liz truss
>>220862607congrats. how many episodes in total
>>220862607The Animated Series?The films?Discovery?Lower Decks?
62 million rorkes attended a rape academy and you're telling me we don't have a rorke problem
give me 62 million rorkes and I'll conquer THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!
>>220862637https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n8zLpNHnfoon a nostalgia trip as of late
>>220862650707 and 10 films>>220862666>TASdone>The Filmsdone (not JJ and don't want to do JJ)>Discoverybehave yourself>Lower DecksStar Trek isn't supposed to ba comedyonly thing I can possibly be tempted by is Picard but I've heard it's fucking horrible
wish belgium had won the world cup in 2018
>>220862713Why rorke
>>220862713remember the qatar world cup where pookaku missed like 5 open goals in one match that was hilarious
I’m here about your plugs
belgium is just france and holland if you really think about it
>>220861953pooey bus
if Gary Oldman were poor he'd probably engage in 'George Smiley stares you down' contests on Cameo
>>220862740Britain created Belgium to protect its port interests in mainland Europe
>>220862729they had a more memorable team than france and it would have been nice if they actually won something
I am gonna need to see this bitches penis right now!!
>>220862756you guys fiddle around with the world a lot
>>220862709that's a lot. i admire your dedication
Which way white man?
>>220862770yh
>>220862756actually it was a bunch of Catholic aristocrats who resented Dutch rule who rebelled and then chose a protestant king (because he was married to George IV's daughter and they wanted to be in Britain's good graces) making the entire revolution pointless
the university challenge waifu
my wife's boyfriend beat me up
>>220862776four eyed FREAK
>>220862773They look the same
>>220862776HAPAX LEGOMENON
>>220862761yup would shag her arsediss team had 3 women on it iirc but like the dude carried themdiss happens all time on univeristy challengerelly rare you get like very good female players that comtribute significant proportion of team answerswhy is dissjust mental
>>220862776There has been way better looking girls then that dumb bitch.
>>220862773NOW IF YOU HAD A DICK, MY SUNYOU WOULDN'T BLOODY WELL BE ERE WIT USNOW WOULD YOU, SWEET'ART?
>>220862773no contest indont even hafta tell uou coz you should knw>>220862776phwoar would glaze diss wenchoid like krispy kreme
>>220862786>
>>220862796Yes, this dude carried.
morning lads x
>>220862807looks like wun of em shriveled heads on album cover of exile on mainstreet by rolling stones
>>220862807imma firin my laser :p
Where the fuck is mark? Im starting to get concerned!
>>220862803she's cute though
>>220862807You'd go to prison if you drew him
>>220862818is she american? i think i have seen her on tiktok
MAN was made in such a Hurry (according to the Old Fable) that Jupiter had forgotten to put Modesty into the Composition, among his other Affections; and finding that there was no Way of Introducing it afterwards, Man by Man, he Propos’d the turning of it Loose among the Multitude: Modesty took her self at first to be a Little hardly Dealt withal, but in the End, came over to Agree to't, upon Condition that Carnal Love might not be suffer'd to come into the same Company; for wherever that comes, says she, I’m Gone.
>>220862834phwoar would absolutely ruin her fanny
>>220862807
>>220862843She wouldn't do that to Chad would she
whats a nice european town to spend an aesthetic weekend/week in?preferably reasonably affordable
>>220862843lovely english namesLOVE TO SEE IT
jacked off to nigger porn again award
>>220862843rorke's origin story
used to fink disd wun was cute from years ago>>220862844dont fink so
>>220862864Brighton & Howe
>>220862854
>>220862864cluj in transylvania
>>220862858Ive got gout gout in my big toe lol
at the end of the day I am owed a bookish brown- haired gf and that's that
>>220862844noher name's lucy dennett
They're getting rid of white people
Mental how attracted I am to a lass when she isn’t into me and mental how disinterested I am in a lass when she’s too into me
>>220862874:/
2026the year everyone itt gets a (fat) gf
>>220862895ER NAMEGUASLOOSY DENET!
>>220862901Thought only women did this
SOCIETYOCIETY
>>220862901yupmental times i rebuffed women coz ick then future self berates past self for not just shaggin' the assholepropa bogglin' diss wun
>>220862926why is he dressed like some sort of cowboy stripper
You look fun to talk to
sometimes i get sad cause im an unloveable virgin freak but then i remember that if i were a girl i wouldnt go out with me either
>>220862954ktim 1 million times ktim
There are several transwomen I find attractive and though I don't think of myself as gay, I can't exactly mald and seethe if others think thats gay.
No, I'm Not a Human
didn't have any dinner because i wasn't hungry but now i'm hungry so yeah
>>220862877why are you typing like a retard
>>220862877size of that honker
>>220862942cos hes gay
>>220862942>why is a tranny shagger dressed like a gaylord dnt no lad
>>220862926that woman is not trans
>>220862997you would marry if itnit came wiv wealthy jewish family
fucking hate reddit
>>220862999kek gave me a giggle diss
poo
>>220863028roar
Sir glass of water
>>220863028phwoargood post diss wunmay hefta adjudicate a poobergization meself
>>220863028scream
kek am still propa laffin at the lads comment
shit
just farted lol
Need to get serious about killing myself No more faffing about
>>220863028>>220863034>>220863056>>220863071schreamasdm
>>220863080don't do it, you are loved x
OIM A MANHUNTAHAYE, MANY'S THE CUNT BEEN SLUNG OVER MOY BACKSOME CUNTS THINK THEY'RE CLEVAH AND THEY'LL PULL A GUN ON ME, ROIGHT?A SMALL TEEP, THAT NEVAH WORKS OUT YEAH NAH
i love everyone itt (even the brits)
make the new then
just booped my own snoot
>>220863113>>220863113>>220863113
>>220863114pig
>>220863109we say please in canada
>>220863115good boy
