My cousin called me ugly.She is the only reason I have to get out of my bed.
err... rape her...? DUH!
>>220862453I don't have a cousin
Jesus still loves you :)
>>220862493Well said
>>220862453You're ugly, slip. Get a fucking haircut.
You have a Brazilian reasons to live
>>220862453Try bonesmashing and limb lenthening surgery. Rhinoplasty and penile extension surgery are good additions too.
>>220862521I tied up me hair during the party last night and my other cousin (that I also used to be in love (lmao what is my problem?)) said that my hair was looking nice and I should let it that way. I'm not sure if a haircut would help me any much. This way at least I look like a le weirdo ugly guy instead of just a normal ugly bloke.
>>220862639I'd kill myself if I looked like this.
>>220862661do you mind showing the class how you look like
>>220862639Bro, you look fine. Maybe lift and try to maintain a proper sleep/wake schedule.
>>220862639Is this the famous Slip?
>>220862639You don't look that bad man, just hit the gym and stop lusting after your cousin and I'm sure you'll be successful
genuinely over for you
>>220862491why
>>220862865native europeans don't have sex anymore unless with Jabari or Da'quarius
>>220862639unironically mogs me
>>220862937isnt that a trend that started at the 00sdamn i'm old