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>>220865626dire
my iq is defo above 120. maybe above 130
>>220865645I've been there!
goodnight
>>220865645A lot of the succesful canners from monterey ended up building more in the columbia river estuary, but they're basically all gone now. All along the shore lines you can see thousands of old pilings which once supported canneries, wharfs, lumber mills and all kinds of things. Now just sticks in the mud
I'm worried my throat is gradually narrowing over time and eventually i'll choke but hopefully its just delusional thinking created by anxiety
>>220865688>hopefullyAre you that anon that thinks everything he eats and drinks is going to kill him
My voice changed when I started smoking.
>>220865688just chew your food and don't laugh while eating
>>220865679phwoar good kittingtonshire diss eun
>>220865705Mac demarco ass nigga
>>220865494>zoomers are just retarded hence why they are pushing 30 and still haven't actually done anything of any cultural significancePeople make great art when there's ampletime and money to do so. There's a reason the Romantic era, Victorian era, and Belle Epoque came about during the Concert of Europe or that America had such an incredible golden age postwar that only ended ~2008 or 20. When the youth are struggling to get by in a place like the U.S today that's poor and directionless you end up with nothing but desperation, grass is greener syndrome, and nostalgia. Same thing happened to Russia in the 90s and its happening to us now.>>by throwing money at themYeah I'm AMerican retard, news flash we're a very thirdie country that only values money and power and not really anything else>bet you watch those looksmaxing streamers tooAlphies watch those oldfag, not Zoomers.
hankering for some chocolate
>>220865726>only value money and power and nothing elseYou should go outside for once in your life
>>220865559>You should get into reading, that's a good hobby and it helps you developI've always been a reader, I just finally got over halfway through Borthers Karamazov earlier. Problem is nobody else worth talking to reads where I'm at.
drinking and watching pokemon
>>220865745I already did and all I see are Indians
>>220865745>You should go outside for once in your lifeI live in Phoenix dude, that is what the outside here is like
>>220865704Idk i don't think so, mostly i worry about the throat thing and sometimes rabies. It helps to post about them when it gets bad so i can see how ridiculous it sounds
>drinking and watching pokemon
>2 zoom zoomsWhat has the world /cum/ to
>>220865774Rabies in humans is extremely rare
>>220865779*belches in your face*
>>220865780>What has the world /cum/ toThere's an Indian I pissed off on /tv/ once and he follows me around impersonating me every now and then. It's pathetic and very funny.
>>220865780
Dude shut the f*ck up.
Neat
>>220865804
>>220865799if only there was a solution for that, like a way to remain Anonymous
>>220865759Holy fuck you are an obnoxious faggot another faggot to add to the the list of faggots of /cum/: jason, leonardo, terrone and brian
>>220865808i'm still here thoughbeit
>>220865811what is this supposed to be
>>220865790When i was a kid i saw a show about man who got rabies from rabid animal. It could have been davy crockett i forget. Anyway my hypochondriac mother then decided to scare the shit out of me by insisting i be careful around the neighborhood dogs and telling me the treatment for rabies involves several shots. My mom was a real cunt sometimes. I was scared of dogs for a year after that.
>>220865811Maybe one day we'll send humans there
>>220865850a picture of jupiter's moon, you ignoramus
I'm quite surprised by the number of people that seem to forget that acceleration due to gravity applies equally across all objects. Like somehow they think this doesn't apply to bullets for some reason. Mythbusters even did a whole thing on it as I recall
>I'm quite surprised by the number of people that seem to forget that acceleration due to gravity applies equally across all objects
>>220865850It's Titan, like>>220865863This guy said
I got bbq sauce on my grey sweatpants, through which you can see my massive bulge
>>220865850https://youtu.be/goh2x_G0ct4
>>220865878Radar sweeps don't look like that anymore
>>220865726You're genuinely trying to imply that gen z has less free time and a lower quality of life than past generations? What exactly are gen z spending their time doing? Obviously not working considering every era you mentioned had over twice the average work week as modern times do and zoomers have one of the highest unemployment rate in the world while also having the least struggles and more access to just about anything they want to do or know than any other generation has in human history.>Yeah I'm AMerican retard, news flash we're a very thirdie country that only values money and power and not really anything elseYou're a retard. I've never once had to throw money at a woman to get with her. You just have no charisma and you're retarded and shallow so you project that onto everybody else.Gen Z's problem is their addictions. They're addicted to social media, they're addicted to vaping, they're addicted to just about any shallow self centered thing they can get their hands on, but they refuse to admit it's a problem and try to normalize it instead of improving as a person. Truly a lost generation
>>220865903Saved this reaction gif for later use
It’s fucken brazy how gravity isn’t actually a force acting at a distance, but rather a result of the curvature of four-dimensional spacetime which dictates how objects at inertia must move. Or something like that, I don’t fully remember. Whatever.
>>220865903
>>220865823>AnonymousThis is going to sound like the most pathetic thing ever but I namefag because this place is the only genuine source of interaction with other people I have outside of my family or school (which will be ending for me very soon here for a few months). I have no friends or social groups apart from a couple people back in the Midwest who very rarely respond to my texts and never do so when I need their input the most. This site and the people on it on the other hand are always up for a conversation about whatever be it serious or silly, unbound by any social conventions or like/upvote/heart system that dictates engagement.So I took the namefag because I feel like it gives me an alter ego seperate from my actual life. I don't have to hide anything here from anyone where anyone can be anyone. It's not for attention or anything like that, it's entirely for myself and how I perceive myself as a member of this community of fellow outcasts in this proverbial ship of fools.
>>220865890I was watching a highlights reel of an Enduro race in italy, and there was one corner of the race with this hot af italian broad in tight grey sweatpants. She was standing next to the camera, so everytime it panned to follow the rider through the corner, you'd get a close up of her crotch for the last few seconds of it
>>220865916You’re going to tear the spacetime continuum… enhance!
>>220865916I tried explaining this to the teacher in 5th grade and she blew me off
>>220865936Education degrees have the second lowest average IQ after journalists
>>220865930>It's not for attention or anything like that
>>220865916duuuuuuude bro.... crazy man like imagine this cloth example but like in 3 dimensions right? like man.... dude... I can't even imagine what that would look like with gravy applied to the z axis man... woah... I need a smoke break man...
The mechanic I relieved left me a big mess that's going to take me all night to fix, because he took some stuff apart to fix a problem he didn't have and did so haphazardly. I'm debating on even fixing it or just leaving it for the schmucks to fix in the morning, I'm tired of this nonsense
goon time, let's fricking do this shit bros!!
So I think I'm going to do 1000 for a half hour the pawg porn star. We scheduled a time
my history degree is worthless
>>220865974>pawgWe need to put people like you in camps
>>220865959
>>220865974what will you do for the other 29 1/2 minutes?
>>220865790I know i know thanks. Its just my state had nearly a hundred cases last year and if you get it it can be months before symptoms appear and by then its too late to do anything. And its easier to get than you might think like your cat could get bitten by an infected vole or a bat could urinate on you while you're walking around at night and skunks foxes and raccons are all over the place here
Where did this dichotomy between the nerd and the jock come from? The ideal man trains both his mind and his body.
pawg is a dogwhistle for chubby chasers trying to normalize obesity
>>220865993I'll instruct her to sit on my face for 10 minutes without touching my dick so I don't cum too early, then 69 for the rest of the time
How you do goys feel about PAPG (Phat Ass Poopjeeta Goil)
pawg is trans inclusive. and we love that.
>>220865974keep us informed
>>220865906>What exactly are gen z spending their time doing?Fucking working or looking for a job you stupid shit>zoomers have one of the highest unemployment rate in the worldIt's not because they aren't looking for jobs it's because nobody is hiring anyone that isn't a Boomer or a thirdie who can work for half. We have the worst youth unemployment for recent college graduates since the Great Depression and it's so bad that it's spurred a blue collar revival.>more access to just about anything they want to do or know than any other generation has in human historyThis is ironically part of the problem. We're so saturated with shit that it has completely balkanized us down to individual levels given we live in algorithms instead of reality given our realities suck.>I've never once had to throw money at a woman to get with herGood for you, you're either above the age of 35, particularly tall/attractive, or grew up in one of the few cohesive communities left in this country. >You just have no charisma and you're retarded and shallow Ah yes it's my fault nobody cares about or values anything that interests me. Nothing dries women up faster than talking passionately and seriously about any given subject, I've learned that from experience.>They're addicted to social media, they're addicted to vaping, they're addicted to just about any shallow self centered thing they can get their hands onGee maybe it's because we have no future and we're all poor, ever think about that Boomerfag?
>>220866005Try working out 6 hours a day on top of practice and finding the time to read and study at a library
Well, /cum/?
>>220866024Okay, it'll be 3 weeks from now but I'll be sure to give an update.
>>220865959That’s fucked. But can you imagine if regions of extreme spacetime curvature could have an extreme dilation effect on the flow of time?! Like, if I went close to an extremely massive object or travelled at relativistic speeds for a while and then came back to earth, everyone would be possibly very old or dead maybe, but I’d still be a cute and handsome young sex knight?. That would be fucking retarded and I’m gay!
>>220866040hopefully you will reveal the identity of the mystery pawg
>>220866038paul graham is such a psued
>>220866038I'd say it's because fields that appeal to women are also likely to be areas where women are more likely to be hired then men.
>>220866068doesn't explain philosophy and agriculture
>>220866038>women the higher end of every subjectwhy did the patriarchy do this
>>220866088>doesn't explain philosophy and agricultureHR
>>220866066I don’t know who that is
>nobody laughed at my dire straits joke
>>220866034>>What exactly are gen z spending their time doing?>Fucking working or looking for a job you stupid shitI'm not your mom and dad, I know for a fact "looking for a job" doesn't take up the majority of your day, especially when its mostly done online now using premade resumes. And I know you even know this isn't a real representation of how zoomers spend their time. Meanwhile the eras you mentioned all had 80-100 hour long work weeks with low unemployment lol>Gee maybe it's because we have no future and we're all poor, ever think about that Boomerfag?Have you ever thought that maybe your life is so shit because you sit on social media for 12+ hours a day? No? Not even a possibility in your mind? Crazy...>Ah yes it's my fault nobody cares about or values anything that interests me. Nothing dries women up faster than talking passionately and seriously about any given subject, I've learned that from experience.While you're at it, maybe consider that the world doesn't revolve around you and maybe you should try and show interest in other peoples interests instead of insisting that everybody bend to whatever your algo is telling you to care about this 5 minutes. Stop being so shallow and dim and grow the fuck up retard.
>>220866088>>220866091Men are more likely to drop out of society? And >>220866097 is also a good guess.
>>220866112I saw it but I didn't reply
>>220866115i'd love to hit your head with a hammer and see what kind of sound it makes
>>220866112where?
>>220866112they used the word FAGGOT in that song crazywork
>>220866056You are and NEVER HAVE BEEN a cute and/or handsome sex knight and space and time are one in the same as both are continuously expanding. FUCK YOU!But also like... bro... could you imagine something existing without anything else existing relative to it? Like bro... would space exist in such a scenario? does space exist now? is it just a relative marker? BRO?! CAN A UNIverse actually exist even as a concept?!?!?! damn bro... this is stressin me out man... i need a smoke break bro...
>>220866112i liked it too but replying to other anons is cringe
>>220866133Oddly hostile response
https://youtu.be/4JkIs37a2JE
>>220866143first post>>220866148understandable
>>220866133
>>220866175nigga thats just a screenshot of the music video, thats not even a joke
Me when shawty just TOO fine (Livvy)
>>220866114>"looking for a job" doesn't take up the majority of your dayAre you a college graduate in your early 20s and looked for a job in the past 6 years? No? Then shut the fuck up.>especially when its mostly done online now using premade resumeIn case you didn't know it's actually even worse now because AI is used to read resumes and automatically throws out anything that isn't pixel-perfect. I'm constantly tweaking mine and nothing has worked at all, I've even had help form my Mom in this regard given she's literally a manager that reviews resumes and conducts interviews for the company she works for and has told me I'm shit out of luck beyond random chance at this point because of how fucked the hiring process is.>maybe your life is so shit because you sit on social media for 12+ hours a dayI go here because there's nowhere else to go. Doing anything other than walking around (which I do a lot) costs money that I don't have or want to spend.>you should try and show interest in other peoples interestsI do almost nothing but try and get to know women and other people on personal levels and try to intimately understand them as people. Nothing disgusts people my age more than sincerity and respect and it's sickening and heart-crushing to me.>Stop being so shallow and dim I'm not either of these things, I have to pretend to be these things because it's obvious nobody gives a fuck about me for who I am and instead only cares about me if I have money or prestige.
has your girlfriends pussy ever stunk so bad you just had to tell her?
>>220866193the picture isn't the joke
>>220866233Just go there in person, appear confident and have a firm handshake it’s really not that hard
>>220866233i got a job just a few weeks out of hs at a grocery store that helped me pay rent in college
Man Accidentally Cuts His Penis While Practicing Knife Techniques
>>220866249I've never had a girlfriend or seen a woman naked in real life.
What a legend.
>>220866279i saw an old lady naked at the beach before ive never seen a man naked irl other than my uncle
>>220866311Interested
>>220866145I’m officially eepy from all this science
Why's it so difficult to find an image now? Its all shitterstock and stickers of the image you're looking for
>>220866249Not really stank but she had this garlic phase where she ate tons of it and her pucci tasted different, was kinda grossImagine eating a pajeeta out
>>220866279same
>>220866233>Are you a college graduate in your early 20s and looked for a job in the past 6 years? No? Then shut the fuck up.You apply for any labor job? Any fast food job? Any job that isn't expected to make you six figures in the first 5 years? You don't even need to know how to use a tape measurer to get hired for carpentry jobs anymore they are so desperate to hire but I figure you think stuff like that is below an unemployed young man lol>my Mom in this regard given she's literally a manager that reviews resumes and conducts interviews for the company she works for and has told me I'm shit out of luck beyond random chance at this point because of how fucked the hiring process is.Oh youre mommy said that it's not your fault? it must be the truth then lol.. for fuck sake dude grow the fuck up>I go here because there's nowhere else to go. I genuinely want you to take a step back and think about what you posted here. You spend 12 hours a day on 4chan because there is NOWHERE else to go. Literally fucking nowhere. You are currently enrolled at a university in a major city mind you. Genuinely who are you trying to convince here?>I do almost nothing but try and get to know women and other people on personal levelsWhere? When? You've repeatedly said you don't go anywhere, have no friends outside of 4chan, have no real hobbys. Are you trying to form deep connections with people streaming? >I'm not either of these thingsYou are, you very much are and until you accept that you will never grow. Very few people care about money or even prestige in the real world. They care about who you are as a person and what you do. And what you do is sit around on social media all day bitching about the world as an unemployed child in adult day care.
tfw no misty gf
>>220866249I don't have much of a sense of smell. It's rare that I can smell anything at all
>>220866334https://youtu.be/zVrE_7ARTScITS FUCKING BEDTIME
>>220866249Before i got bald and fat and she left me my ex would let me put my head in her lap and smell her vagina through her pantsIt was nice
>>220866344>garlic phase
>>220866334Oh my Science
>>220866380dont mess with a badass wearing a fedora
>>220866357
>>220866404
>>220866063I really don't think I should, I'm sorry. It crosses a line for information about my life I'm willing to share.
Slowly the bebes of the pregnancy course thing we attended are being born one after another and we have this WhatsApp group chat with all the parents in it.Nobody is posting an actual picture of their baby, always just a foot or hand.GF is also very much against sharing pictures of the child, wants me to tell my parents not to use any images of the baby in their WhatsApp profile or whatever.Probably some weird media pedo paranoia Or maybe because it wouldn’t be consensual as the child cannot yet decide on their own if they want their picture taken!?!Ridiculous!!
No one should dox themselves on 4chan
>>220866414Damn!!!!>>220866382Yeah idk she kept eating tons
member when TotalBiscuit died? That was cool I wish we could get a sequel.
If you see that post, please report it. The police in the area are investigating and on watch right now.If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then leave it at that.
>>220866482Now who tf this be!>>220866448True! Some do it out of their own free will which is bizarre but whatever!
>>220866482i remember the legendary threads on /v/ totalbiscuit in the ground tonight
>>220866352>You apply for any labor job?No I'm in college.>fast foodThey don't want me because my hours aren't flexible enough because again I'm in college.>Any job that isn't expected to make you six figures in the first 5 years? I've applied to be everything from a janny to working at a gym to being an office aide at my university and haven't gotten anywhere dude. I get that you're an oldfag but that's just not how it is anywhere.>You don't even need to know how to use a tape measurer to get hired for carpentry jobs anymoreI'm in fucking Phoenix dude any job like that is done by Guatemalans, who are you trying to fool here?>for fuck sake dude grow the fuck upYou're right instead of listening to my Mom who knows everything about the current job market I should listen to you instead who thinks that an early 20s White guy enrolled in college with no manual labor experience can get a manual labor job with ease in Arizona>You spend 12 hours a day on 4chan because there is NOWHERE else to go.I read, I swim, I work out, I spend time with my family, I do schoolwork, I do housework, I look for jobs, and in the meantime I fuck around here. What, you want me to join the army or something?>You are currently enrolled at a university in a major city mind youI work out at the gym at the school and do my best to go to religious things there too but again nobody really talks to each other or does much, and everything else is full of annoying trannies because it's a University in the 2020s.>Where? School and at bars when I have the time and money to do so.>When?At school. I have one more chance this semester before I have to wait until fall.>Very few people care about money or even prestige in the real world.You're not a serious person at all if you believe this in current year, especially in the U.S.
>>220866482who would star in the sequel? jesse cox?
>>220866585jim sterling
>>220866597him trooning out was honestly suprising
>>220865705darth vader ass nigga
>>220866585voidburger
>>220866034>it's so bad that it spurred a blue collar revivalWhy do you have to put it like that, anon
>>220866036Woeking out takes like 45min a day
Need a smelly indian gf
>>220865974you dishonor your ancestors
>>220866647>Why do you have to put it like that, anonBecause growing up we were all sold this stupid idea from Boomers that blue collar work was a thing of the past meant for thirdies and retards and that anyone of value would go to college and get a white-collar job. 2008 and then COVID and AI destroyed that pathway so now we're scrambling to pick up the pieces with blue collar jobs and trades in particular being a very appealing choice, especially for those in the hinterlands like the Midwest or South.
>>220866112It made me chuckle, I just didn't reply
>>220866658how's the weather in frisco
>>220866495tf u on about
>>220866681>you dishonor your ancestorsMy Great Grandfather very proudly fucked his way through all of China, India, and Burma during WWII and probably fathererd half of that region. His sisters often berated him for race-mixing in Asia given they were chuds from the same part of Missouri Mark Twain was from.I know for a fact that he would be right here in this thread mocking me for being an incel in a very Cotton Hill, Greatest Generation way if he were alive and online today.
all the gay and cringe posts itt? mine.
>>220866336Google as a search engine has been transformed by indians into a shopping site. The only things it wants to do is show you things you can buy related to your search
>>220866739stop stealing my thunder
>>220866564>I've applied to be everything>>You apply for any labor job?>No I'm in college.All you have is excuses as to why you can't get a job while only applying to the easiest shit that even the physically and mentally disabled are qualified for. You are young and healthy and you claim to be in shape, but you refuse to use that to your advantage. You are dumb, regardless of how educated you think you are.>I read, I swim, I work out, I spend time with my family, I do schoolwork, I do housework, I look for jobs, and in the meantime I fuck around here.You have 464 posts on /int/ alone in the last week and have already stated you regularly post on other boards. You spend your morning here, you spend your afternoon here and you spend your night here. You have a serious problem but refuse to acknowledge it and spend most of your time here talking about how awful the USA is and how it's everybody else's fault you're a loser. You have not actually put any effort into living your life. You strictly do what you've been told to and spend the rest of your time on social media. You are more like the women you hate than you think.>You're not a serious person at all if you believe this in current year, especially in the U.S.Believe it? I live it. In fact it's easier to get friends when you're poor and unemployed because you don't have any responsibilities.
>>220866657Maybe if you're trying to get "fashion" muscles. Not if you're training stamina and endurance which is what is important in any practical scenario
>>220866647No you don't get it, not other generation worked blue collar jobs out of college. It's a new thing! Disregard that there are less young people working blue collar jobs than any other generation in human history
>>220866768Alright Skeeter now he ain't hurtin' nobody
Okay goodnight gentlemen
>>220866783Even then, it's nothing like 6 hours a day. 30min run and 45min to an hour of gym time will put you in grest shape, not give you hollywood muscles.
>>220866807Show me one high level athlete who only works out for 1 hour and 15 minutes a day
>>220866807>>220866829Also I use the 6 hour a day number because that's how much I worked out after school in highschool when I was the HB for my schools football team
>>220866739stop namefagging dude it's not cool
>>220866829Magnus Carlsen
>>220866847
>>220866829>high level athleteThat's something else entirely.
>>220866732My grandfather was just posted to Scotland doing Air Force stuff for the entire war. Not quite as exotic pussy on offer, although he was married anyway
I have a hairy middle eastern armpit fetish
>>220866872Then what are we talking about here?
>>220866887too bad there's no written record of the conversation
>>220866879For me its huge noses
tempted to get taco bell tomorrow
>>220866887Having the time to stay in good shape while also studying hard. It was the jocks/nerds dichotomy question. Although there are high level athletes in college sports that stufy more than most anyone as well. The ivy league schools have very competetive teams
>>220866917tempted to fart on your taco
>>220866930kys
>>220866768>>No I'm in college.>All you have is excuses as to why you can't get a job while only applying to the easiest shit that even the physically and mentally disabled are qualified forYeah, that's because they give all those jobs to thirdies in this state you fucking idiot. In case you didn't know I'm not even Hispanic nor a Spanish speaker.>You are young and healthy and you claim to be in shape, but you refuse to use that to your advantageI've applied to be a janny and do several different maintenance and service jobs at gyms both at my school and elsewhere and never get anywhere. I even applied to be a lifeguard given I literally trained at the FFL and still got nothing.>You spend your morning here, you spend your afternoon here and you spend your night here.I spend my free time here, 7 hours worth of posts is one hour out of every day dumbass.>spend most of your time here talking about how awful the USA isBecause it fucking is especially if you're under the age of 35. I'm not saying it's the worst place in the world or that other countries are better merely that the U.S is really fucking shit right now and arguably the shittiest it has ever been with a particularly bleak future ahead for the first time in its history.You're either old or an immigrant so you don't get it.>it's everybody else's fault you're a loserIf you've read any number of posts I've made here and on the archive I've been very blunt about how deeply I hate myself and constantly try to measure up to other people's expectations of me. I want nothing more than to make my family proud.>You have not actually put any effort into living your lifeNigger I tried to join the FFL and almost died that's more living than 99% of Americans my age>it's easier to get friends when you're poor and unemployed because you don't have any responsibilitiesI'm starting to think you're an oldfag because this is my Dad's mindset. It just doesn't work this way anymore.
>>220866915Based
sitting in a chair all night has been making my body hurt
>>220866926Yes and people who are working out for 1.25 hours a day to "stay in shape" are not jocks. Jocks are traditionally known as meat heads and even that 1.25 hours does not count practices, double practices and we are also talking about a time period when computers were not wide spread or as accessible as they are now, no easily accessible audio books, etc. on top of a 7 hour school day.So yeah, that is why there was a separation. People had time to focus on one interest for the most part and if you want to talk about the rivalry between the meek and strong that is a tale as old as time
