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she's so funny and talented

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dont really feel like toiling today, i have to say

>>220866041
The absolute state of that trim

>>220866027
Dont forget humans were made to be interchangeable cogs and ties to the land of community are evil

pussy in bio
click now ->

>>220866044
same its sunny out i dont want to be inside toiling

Wasted my mid-late 20's doing a WFH job in London

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Straylians always taking the piss

Sex seemed to come so naturally to my peers, not me though I'm in my mid 20s and I'm still a virgin

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>>220866122
aussies love their chicken parmas

opened twitter and experienced some extreme negative emotions within 5 seconds so i came back to my safe space on 4chan

>>220866127
It's a test of socialization
If you had no friends or colleagues growing up chances are you will have no sex either

>>220866139
What the fuck? I didn't know you could train cats to cook

catberg getting comfy and purring away in the sun on the chair next to me

anyone ever tried one of those metal aeropress filters

>>220866159
lazy little sod get him working

>>220866170
i'm wfh and she's supervising me

>>220866127
so what if you care so much just copy them and have sex

>>220866169
yeah

>>220866139
boomers see this and comment
>my, what a properly trained cat that is… wish mine could do that!! ;)

>>220866149
gay porn! poo! opiates!

>>220866186
and?

>>220866139
>Oil is liquid in the bottle
>Apparently if I pour it down the sink it'll instantly turn solid
Yeah, not buying it

>>220866206
and what

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wish i could go for a pint with him i bet the stories would be mad

>>220866139
catberg making fatbergs

>>220866219
and how are you

>>220866221
>so basically we stole the idea from the germans, and then the germans designed it for us, and well... that's about it
>WOW that's AMAZEBALLS!

>>220866206
I didnt notice any difference to the paper ones honestly, but im not a fan of aeropress coffee generally

>>220866204
dont like those

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>Travel Coffee Maker
except you need water, a kettle and coffee grinder

who travels everywhere with a kettle?

>>220866312
>What is a camping stove

>>220866312
anyone who plans to make coffee i imagine

>>220866312
If you have a kettle and grinder you don't need that alibaba junk, you just make coffee how our ancestors did over the fire.

>>220866330
who travels everywhere with a camping stove?

I bet the chinese have made one of these with a built in heater

noticed that people always stand on the outside of corners at rallies
are they retarded

protesting is just organised nagging
a bunch of women gathering around and demanding someone else do something

On the school camp the italian kid brought a mini moka pot

>>220866350
People who are camping? The kind of people that would use a TRAVEL coffee maker

>>220866312
a kettle and a sock is all you need

>>220866363
suspect you all made fun of him but no one was laughing when he sat sipping his freshly brewed cup of real coffee after a day of adventuring hmm

>>220866041
Wtf? Anne-Marie Waters does stand up now?!

>>220866387
I want one for when I am TRAVELing on the bus. I'm not going to unpack a camping stove and look like an idiot

>>220866402
pretty much yeah

>>220866363
bet you were the school camp

a whole new week of fresh opportunity. WOW what a gift x

>>220866421
oh behave

coffeenonces are weird freaks
just drink monster white

>>220866421
That's him done.

I can't post help

What's your favourite film?

everyone at my work hates me because I'm a weird unlikeable autistic freak. Sometimes I think they're all going gang up and kill me, such is the fervour of their hatred.

>>220866440
i've got a white monster for you to drink

>>220866430
great post far too much negative energy in here this morning

I've decided to let you enjoy fancy coffee without telling you I think you're a dickhead for it
that's my gift to you
go make that expensive coffee that doesn't taste any better than instant queen
whoops I did it anyway didn't I

>>220866458
district 9

Word of the day: triremes

Definitions:

noun:
- (history) A galley with three banks of oars, one above the other, used mainly as a warship.

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>>220866312
>who travels everywhere with a kettle?
ENTER

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Me at the Starbucks

>>220866486
fake ass word

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>>220866458
I don't know that I have a favourite as such. Tastes change over time. I like films now that I wouldn't have liked in my youth and vice versa.

Recently I enjoyed this film.

Rorke's Temu Cafe2go 3000 exploding spectacularly at the back of the bus

>>220866511
rorkes a tea man

>>220866502
Triremes are real. They were invented for Civ 5

clocking in me third poo of the day lads

>>220866486
yeah i think you can make them in civ 5

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rorke's gf after taking a chuddie little walk

>>220866440
sup fodie

sup chodie

tea and 3 digestives for me

>>220866458
infernal affairs (2002)

sup crodie

willard touching commencing

I doubt facebook normies can even locate Iran or China on a map LMAO

sup bodie

wanking to uma musumes

sup brody

shouldn't go on twitter it's full of nasty people

>>220866641
no pony content outside of /mlp/

my work profile picture garners too much attention. i need to change it

sup modi

sup moby

at work changing my pfp to black guy to piss off hr

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>>220866027
>humans exist for 100,000+ years
>infant mortality is rife
>wars over land, resources, women, tribalism, etc
>life expectancy of 25
>God and his angels sit up in Heaven with their arms crossed while all this happens for 95,000+ years
>around 3-4,000 years ago they decide to do something about it
>only reveal themselves to barbaric, illiterate middle east
>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do science
>tells them the path to salvation is to brutally murder, rape, and enslave their neighbors
>oh and if they really want to impress him, they should cut a bit of skin off their dick
>in return, he brings his chosen people to the only place in the Middle East without oil
it's mental when you think about it. but then again theists don't think very much, do they?

>>220866696
Ruby.... nigga.....

>>220866701
The earth is 6,000 years old.

>>220866721
it's been 6000 years old for ages now

>>220866696
girly what the duck

young earth creationists are even more retarded than the typical theist

>>220866701
too scared to post this on friday and get bodied by deegs then? coward

>>220866701
I don't think about atheists, no

It takes a bigger leap of faith to believe that human beings evolved from fish that decided to grow legs and walk out of the pond one day for a laff.

>>220866700
anon the transnigger

informed the cleaner at toil of a spillage needing cleaned so he hates me now, even though I made clear it wasn't me who caused it and I was only bringing it to his attention so someone didn't slip and hurt themselves

it's not my fucking job to clean it is it? (no, it's not)

>>220866753
you were probably rude about it

After many emails with her agent, Meghan Markle has expressed an interest in visiting /brit/! Diego can pay for it

going to drink alcohol now

>>220866736
how so

>>220866753
i was at the market the other day and took a collossal shit that clogged the toilet. told a worker to clean it up and he looked at me with disgust. not my fault they didn't have a plunger

sex with Yuffie

without the help of modern medicine I wouldn't have survived childhood, and that would have been preferable

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>a giant cosmic fart birthed from the ass of the universe (which didn't exist) created the planets and stars, and we're here because fish turned into monkey which then further turned into man
Nutters all of you.

all the lads on their little stand ups right now. bless x

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>>220866780
prefer Rikku myself

>>220866802
how so

>>220866802
how do

>>220866820
It's more ludicrous than religion, with 0% of the benefits.

yank leftypol awfully quiet about that mass shooting. i thought he hated guns? i guess he doesn't mind when a brown person kills several children

people believe what they wanna believe. trying to change people's mind is stupid

i do not support buraku people

>an omnipotent immortal being created the universe and everything in it
>this being cares about what you eat and who you have sex with and whether you touch your wife on her period
>the best way to make him happy is to saw off part of your son's penis and let an old pedophile suck the blood
>he created you with the ability and, for many people, desire and urge, to do things he disapproves of (including thought crimes) which he will punish you for by eternal torture
yeah that makes total sense

ruby granger poo scran

>>220866854
>trying to change people's mind is stupid
so how do you explain the country's shift in religiosity? i dont think you'd see that if everyone kept the same philosophy

day off today
though I'd sleep in for a bit and then sit around in the sun
instead i slept for five hours and couldn't go back to sleep and now my day is ruined and i want to kill myself
c'est la vie

hermione granger poo scran

>>220866853
how so?

>>220866878
dunno m8. not really arsed

>>220866877
hmm toasty

>>220866878
because people changed their own mind and passed it on through the generations

>>220866889
>because people changed their own mind
how?

>>220866903
free thinking

why?

in the dark ages, christianity became the prestige religion

>the universe is infinite and has existed forever and has no creator
this makes no sense
>the immortal being that created us has existed forever and has no prior creator
this makes perfect sense

yeah, but why?

whats it all about lads?

>>220866935
dunno

>>220866909
dont be disingenuous. if you're struggling to repair the big hole you've just realised exists in your argument then be a man and admit it.

>>220866939
you're taking the piss

>>220866937
*shrugs*
good question m8. no idea

>>220866941
i accept your concession

so confused

What a lovely lovely voice

people realized religion is a bunch of stone/iron age nonsense made up by people who thought illnesses were caused by devils and curses and bad weather was caused by angry gods.

it took awhile but now we realize all that stuff is retarded

>>220866957
No. I accept your concession.

>>220866916
it only makes sense because you're incapable of imagining events that don't follow a linear narrative you fat little spazmoid

God is trans

>>220866139
IS THIS REAL?!

>>220866982
Neither of those things are real, so I doubt it.

>>220866973
so what created the Jewish god "Yahweh" you worship?

Sir Poo Shittington

its good when you're getting a parcel and you can see the little van on the map tracker

means you know whether it's safe to do a jobby i.e you have enough time before the delivery arrives

inui sajuna sex arse

The film looks like woke shite

mad how the only evidence for their god existing is a book they were brainwashed into believing as a child, yet they still treat it as real

Someone fedora post that redditor STAT

>>220866988
They keep putting women aboard submarines and they keep getting embroiled in scandals where top commanding officers (often married) end up shagging them.

Why does this keep happening? We just don't know that's the thing it's fundamentally unknown why it occurs.

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>Someone fedora post that redditor STAT

>>220867018
this is why I hate bezos most of the time they dont do that and just give a window which moves anyway. can't have a relaxing poo

>>220867049
why would men away from their wives for months at a time try to have sex with a woman on their ship?

>>220867064
No you’ve done it wrong!!

>>220867026
It built Europe and the USA. And now they're in desperate malaise and decline because they've stopped believing it. Don't care how many prats can nitpick the bible apart, I care about the result of the West losing it's faith and falling into despair.

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>mad how the only evidence for their god existing is a book they were brainwashed into believing as a child, yet they still treat it as real

mandem shanking his opponent with an 18 cm wusthof classic chefs knife

>>220867070
We just don't know lad. We don't know why in a ship full of 100 men and 3 women, all under the age of 30, at sea for 6 months at a time the women invariably end up in the commanding officers' beds. We simply do not know and there's no way of preventing it.

>>220867088
Yay!!

dijon mustard wank soon

>>220867088
Kek saved

haha now it is YOU that wears the homburg!

Oh you’re a woke aren’t you?

>>220867088
fedoraberg

off for main road wank

>>220867088
the cat

in the HAT !

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well, rorke?

im pretty regularly victimized and raped by demonic entities

>>220867145
peng!

I think I might be a rockstar

rorke riding his bike to work and coming into the office sweating with his helmet still on

Never bother replying to IT if my issue is resolved and there's one freak who copy and pastes the same message asking for confirmation that the issue is resolved 3 or 4 times before giving up and it's in this weird passive aggressive tone lool

Tech nerds are such freaks

i need sex but there are no sexnworkers in my town wtd

FOY

>>220867162
Cuz not eating those. They have harmful additives.

diego (rip) fuming at these posts from beyond the grave

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christcucks been REAL quiet since this dropped

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sexy bird

>>220867218
Carney grifter who wouldn't say anything about jews, and was afraid Muslims would murder him. Picking on Christians requires no balls be present.

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might churn out an online degree using the ol' AI cheating so I can apply for grad jobs and finally get paid a liveable wage

Holidays abroad are a gigantic waste of money tbqh.

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>>220867253
christians are the most powerful religion

>>220867264
If you're introverted, yes

>don't drink alcohol
>don't smoke
>don't do drugs
>don't go on expensive holidays
>buy a cheap car, no more than 25% of your salary
>don't buy expensive clothes
>don't pay any more than about £10 for a phone contract
>shop at ALDI and Lidl
>limit takeaways/restaurants/fast food to one per month at most

Literally that easy to be rich

>>220867283
and then you die and your children spend their inheritance in a year

>>220867264
if you go to places that aren't interesting or different

>>220867283
most boring cunt award

>>220867283
ok so now you're rich and have nothing fun to spend the money on. great life

>>220867267
Paganism is the most powerful religion. The elite class are pagans or Zionist jews. Show me the fundamentalist Christians dictating world governments.

>>220867287
He forgot to add
>don't have children
Seems to be a huge oversight

Zesty Foden doing the Zesty Foden face when doing a satisfying poo

I don't think I'll ever be rich. I'm 32 and earn like £13.50 an hour.

>>220867260
The great higher education collapse is coming soon.

>>220867330
Is fodie really a common name in Britain?

Sup Fodie

>>220867348
is google broken?

>>220867334
how? i make over $70/hour (whatever that is in bongbucks)

just had a wank

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>>220867382
So you're to blame

>>220867368
No but ur mind is.

>>220867389
nh i started probably about 9:40

had a religion related query but it seems the topic of conversation has moved past that

>>220867371
I dropped out of university many years ago, spent some time working in a call centre, spent more years NEETing, now I work part time doing a menial job that pays £13.50 an hour. It's enough to keep me going but that's about it. I have no greater ambitions.

>>220867399
as long as you remember that all religions are retarded, you'll be fine

Mind broken! Ahahah

Diegsy lurking…

cream loads

>>220867389
>sub 9

nowtbarm

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x

>>220867389
>80cm wave

that's nothing unless you're a child. I can stand up in that depth

>>220867252
legs for days

zeidy wearing 6 layers of lip baum waiting round the tram station in Matongé past dark

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>lip baum

>>220867389
oh well if it doesn't affect tokyo who cares

>>220866169
Sister has one, seems to work pretty well

>>220867389
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDj7U3yMPsa/
woah

>>220867503
I never bought the shit and I'm not a girl how do i know how it's spelled

Japanese guy smoking weed be like "Tokyo"

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>lip baum

anyone else clamouring for a mindbroken sissygasm?

>>220867564
and then he gets arrested and sentenced to life in prison

go a hole in my favourite boxers :(

>>220867610
got bummed?

Imagine how different the world would be if the japs had thrown paul mccartney in the crink

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aff tae dentist

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Need Emma Watson to do a gross fart in my face.

>>220867619
good luck ari.

havent been to the dentist in 8 years

>>220867649
ktim!!

>>220867649
I go every 6 months. Costs me 27 quid a time.

>>220867649
open your mouth and let me have a look with my special tool

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment.

NHS dentists are all fully booked with dole dossers and "asylum seekers" so i'm paying almost a grand for a cleaning and a few fillings
take the piss

>>220866696
lmfao

dentist appointment is $140 without insurance or free with it

poop wiener

>>220867677
I had a root canal on the front tooth 1.5k it cost me all together. pisstake

>>220866696
she has gone completely mental

>>220867677
do it yourself like bob mortimer

>>220867704
Front tooth crowns are more expensive though.

recently learned that most italian americans are actually just jews who adopted the italian culture, heavy larpers

any of yous know anything about that IPTV stuff like dodgy firesticks and whatnot?

Are they legit? As in, decent. I don't particularly mind dropping a tenner a month on such a thing if it actually works but I don't want buffering and such.

>>220867649
dont think ive been since my very early teens
brush my teeth 1x per day sometimes 2 so im fine

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good stuff

>>220867711
Proof that she's a femcel

>>220867727
yeah

>>220867727
occasionally i'll have a channel drop for a bit, but 90% of the time its fine as long as you don't mind being 1 minute behind

>>220867744
I only watch the stuff with core members i.e Mike, Jay, Rich and that skeleton robot guy who does the Arnold impressions. I consider him a core member now.

>>220867727
my parents use it and its largely alright but certain big matches are just as bad as trying to find streams on your browser. the selection of on demand tv and films also isnt all that great i dont think, like i have an easier time on streaming sites on browser for that

enamel on my two front teeth and the one beside it are fucked

>>220867727
That's the pleb choice. Get stremio and a debrid service and a paid for aggregator like debridio. If you're not a complete retard you can get it all set up in an hour and it'll cost like 30 quid a year

>>220867720
*urinates all over you* oooh did you like that boy eh? got a bit more for ya *continues weeing over you*

>>220867755
clearly just an autistic lesbian

>>220867776
That what gets you off, is it? Weeing on folk? You like that, do you?

>>220867767
>big matches are just as bad as finding streams online
Realistically this is the only thing I'd be using it for so this troubles me.

>>220867767
>streamio + real debrid
For TV shows and shit like that I just download them so I don't need either of these. It's really only for live TV that I'd be considering one of these dodgy IPTV things.

>>220867762
Other lads saying it's not always that good for live sport. What's your experience like there?

dude just get pinnocio or scrimbiblio

>>220867794
All lesbians crave cock. Imagine you're the bull she calls on to service her and her gfs hairy blonde pussies. :)~

>>220867803
*transfers spray to you* got a bit for you n all , lovely warm piss all over ya

>>220867821
screamio

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>>220867765
https://youtu.be/jsTW3YV-VBY
it's funny how mad he seems to make mike

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start doing this

pretty easy connections dont know what the hell a meatless or manic monday is though

>>220867854
um

Is genuinely insane what a bunch of bottle jobs arsenal are
Historians are going to study this like the fall of Rome

>>220866701
99% of humans who've ever lived were born after Jesus ministered

they just made it so gay people can donate blood, which reminded me that I've been meaning to donate blood, but if I do it now they'll think I'm gay so little timmy is just going to have to wait for his infusion until this blows over

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>>220867866

>>220867922
pozz blood

gin pineapple juice lime agostura
think it would be better if my pineapple juice was stronger
could probably make some tropical tiki drinks if i more ingredients lying around

Some years ago when I was deep in the throes of drug and gooning addiction I subbed to an OnlyFans and ripped all the videos then put them on simpcity for the lads. I'll occasionally check up on the thread and years later no one else has leaked any of this bird's content it's so annoying. I know she still makes videos as well.

I'm contemplating making a series of webms of the good parts of the videos that I previously stole and then releasing them into the /gif/ economy. The idea is that other lads will see my webms, it will generate an interest and discussion, and hopefully someone among the people who get exposed to these webms will decide to sub to her Fansly and rip all her newer videos.

At the end of the day it's not right that it's me who has to do it every time is it? It's not fair.

>>220867816
usually fine, just the delay can be annoying

>>220867963
hm ok

had to stop supporting trans content creators on fansly and onlyfans because i'm applying for a mortgage soon

>>220867726
sopranos was a part of this btw

>>220867963
not going to read all that but it reminds me of something i wanted to ask

there is an 11 minute video of victoria bateman walking around oxford and i want to trim the video to just the shots of her arse from behind what is the best software for it? i think i tried capcut but it was painful to use

>>220868011
ffmpeg

>>220867726
andrew dice clay comes to mind

>>220868023
will give this a go thanks

Just done a sneeze because of that hayfever

>>220868011
avidemux

>>220868023
Mpreg