I signed up for a job to get money but now I actually have to do it
Shit is fucked
>>220868583>sign up for a job>get a jobYou cannot suffer in Germany
>>220868583should have signed up for Hart IV or BAföG instead
>>220868646How about you get the work and I get the money
Stand das in der Job Beschreibung?
>>220869368that doesn't make any sense
At least you haven't signed a terminated contract, I will have to spend 6 months in my current shithole.
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>>220868583What job?
>>220870179Factual trukeIm currently on hour 2 of my 45 minute lunch break, and I think after I go get groceries and do some laundry I might have to open the laptop again>>220870199Proooogrammer
>>220870335>programmer>complainsIngrate
>>220868583>>220870335you CANNOT suffer in germany. In America getting a job as a programmer is basically impossible, especially a remote one.
>>220870540Ami programmers are at least rich as fuck. My 3000 euro net per month would be a poverty wage in Amoneyrica
>>220868583>I was looking for a job and then I found a job >And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now
>>220868583Become a massage therapist and sell your body to clients.
>>220872363hotbut why does he have borderline tits?
>>220873466They are called pectoralis major and they develop in size when you repeatedly put strain on them and eat at a sufficient caloric surplus
>>220873762I didn't bother with the first part but still got tits
>>220868583what did you expect? that the money simply goes without doing shit into your pocket? if you want a job like this go into policy.
>>2208719843000 euro is fine enough to live in almost any US city that's not NY and SF. Even then you would be fine with a roommate. Even then if you're not a retarded consooomer can save money
>>220870335do you have indian colleagues? what are they like?
>complains about having to do work>work is tapping keys on your keyboard in a cushy office
>>220869400how good is Binland for NEETS?
>>220875804I do. Not to be mean, but they feel like emotionless worker drones. They show no personality besides "yes sir, no sir", and never do anything or express an opinion unless asked to. One of them is in the office with us, but 3 are off shore somewhere in a call center, always with camera off, and I legitimately cannot tell them apart, they barely even have different voices. Its bizarre
>>220875912I accidentally got into a position of responsibility, and now I need to worry about long term plans and my head is on the line if something doesnt work out. Wagie labor is comfy in comparison. If it werent for the money, I'd still be at my old factory job, stacking boxes, getting drunk with coworkers on my break, and not giving a shit anymore once I clocked out
>>220875912the comfiest job I ever worked was back in middle school, sorting trash one summer. what >>220882429 says is right, with a grown up job you can never mentally clock out. nowadays I often work 7 days a week, still do some work after getting home, and also have dreams about work where I might get up at 3am to frantically note down some shit I realized I have to do, while dreamingalso when you're the guy with your name on the project, if shit goes wrong you better fix it no matter what - including with your own money - or there will be lasting consequences. you can't just go home and forget about it, or fuck off and let someone else deal with it. you are the someone else.
>>220875533>>2208719843000 euro net is a poverty wage in fucking Riga, not just America. lmao.
I WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB AND THEN I FOUND A JOBAND HEAVEN KNOWS IM MISERABLE NOW
>>220882901someone else already posted this man what the fuck
>>220882841Low taxes or high pre-tax income? I get like 5000 before taxes here but it gets raped to shit
>>220882429>>220884667>It's about the money>€5000 before taxAre Germans really this poor? Holy shit
>>220884785YesI suffer in poormany, pls rescue me
>>220884785you have to take into account that they don't have to fly in €35 lettuce to survive so 5k is a good amount anywhere in mainland EU
>>220868583Seriously, how the fuck are you supposed to cope with this?I'm 27 and I'm only 3 years into my first real corporate job. It keeps me up almost every night thinking about how this is my entire life now, I have to do this for the next 30-40 years just to survive and there's no better alternative.40 hours of my life every week are basically being thrown away, spent at an office I don't want to be at surrounded by people I hate doing work I couldn't give less of a shit about. In return I'm granted the privilege of not being homeless and being able to feed myself. All I care about is escaping this shit and never working again.
>>220884980My plan is to workmaxx for a few years to become important enough/have enough experience to demand a high salary, then switch to maybe 25 hour part time work and live frugally if I have to. If I have a gf by that time to pool expenses with, it might not even have to be super miserly. Probably won't ever earn enough to own my own home or retire, but lets not act like that was ever gonna happen in the first place lmao
>>220872363I'm a massage therapist. Pay is great, actually. I get paid a decent white collar wage within only a few hours of work, but it does wear you down.To massage the pecs effectively, focus on the attachment points, do more short frictional strokes and maybe some pin & stretching with compression of the palms or elbow/forearm. The guy in the video is just tickling his tits. Anyway maybe the guy wanted a relaxing massage, not a deep tissue/sports massage.
>>220885138>If I have a gf by that time to pool expenses with, it might not even have to be super miserlyI hope I don't come off as a bitter incel, but good luck finding a woman willing to tolerate that. All of my friends have girlfriends and they're all very nice, sweet women. But even these normal women have an inherent expectation that their boyfriends will take them out to dinner one a week, take them on vacations, buy them gifts, etc. It's not really their fault, social media has intentionally planted these expectations in their brains. If you're only making enough money to subsist on you're probably going to struggle finding a woman okay with that lifestyle.
Nobody would even hire me. Not even the jobs where you lose your fingers.
>>220885356I understand its unlikely, but i may as well try my luck. Worst case, I'll just end up where I'd be if I never even gave it a chance.
>>220884980My cope was to get a fully remote job, it pays more than my last one but more importantly I don't have to deal with driving into an office and it's far easier to slack off (also I have to be up in 7 hours but I'm not worried since I can sleep in easily)
>>220868646this, firsties are spoiled kids
>>220868646>>220885536>waaahhhh I live in a shithole where the cost of living is so low that I can feasibly survive without employment for an extended period of timeIf you have no job in the first world you run out of money, get evicted, and ruin your credit (i.e. the Western equivalent of a social credit score) in a matter of weeks.
>>220885641>be firstie>lose a job>apply for another one>gets called immediately
>>220885695You have no idea how bad things are.The job market in the first world is rapidly shrinking as companies constantly find more ways to automate shit. Basically the entire entry level job market has been wiped out now that those simple tasks have be accomplished by AI, or companies are predicting automation to hit their field within the next few years and see no point in hiring anymore. Anything that can't be mostly automated is being filled by third worlders who work for pennies that companies are able to hire by abusing visa contracts loopholes.Basically what's happening right now is the white collar equivalent of when the US outsourced all of its blue collar manufacturing jobs in the 70s and 80s.
Do your best anon, I believe that you will feel good about yourself after doing a hard day's work.
>>220872128IIIIIIN MYYYYY LIIIIIIFEEEEEEE
But hell doesn't know I'm happy now
>>220884980just quit and use your savings to get into something you find yourself enjoying doing for the rest of your life
>>220884980Bring donuts to work :)
>>220870179this is not the truth, having to do your job is the good part, the bad part is when there's no work to do but you have to look like youre working anyways
>>220886823someone brings donuts like every day and it's making me fat
>>220887422Lmao.I didn't say eat them though...I meant...for other people. So 1) they think you're a nice guy but 2) so they get fat while you watch lmfao.
