ok i will do it !
any post below mine is zesty
kind of mental how quickly abortion became acceptable to people
>>220870260First indian ITT
>>220870279people been doing abortions since the middle ages
my zinger, of above average quality:>rorke going to tescos to buy his new jeans
the guy seething over alysa liu constantly is so obviously heathermong lmaohe'll probably start spamming about asian earwax soon enough
leftypol needs to start laughing at their pet niggers
bridget phillipson joi lingerie footjob
>>220870289clandestine ones yes
>>220870299he gets his jeans from NEXT you retard
forced to eat again
>>220870314yeh so what
ohhh rorkey!! cleaning time!
Don't think Alyssa is that attractive but I do think her hair is interestingDon't know anything about ice skating but if she won she must be decent
:/
>>220870247the olympics are over you daft cunt. the only person still spamming that girl's feet is the autistic incel in this thread, who is most likely you given how much coping you're doing trying to justify such autistic behaviourhave fun posting some pimply munter's feet all day, i'm off cus autistic obsessed incels isn't really my type of thing
>>220870334
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they're not even actually her feet you autiststop sperging out so hard
>>220870353eat up
( ._.)3
Just WHO IS Biomass ANDY?
alysa liu feet meltdown
>>220870382
her feet are out there but that's not a legitimate picture
(^-^)凸
You lot remember that ice hockey player who got his neck sliced open by another guy's blade?Pretty much died on the pitch
Reminder that Alysa Liu's dad is a gay millionaire who had his kids with an anonymous egg donor
>>220870405凸囧凹
When woman act in autistic ways it's "cute" and "quirky" but when men do it it's weird and cringy. Just not fair is it
Hell is real and it’s terrifying. It’s not a fiery torture chamber but it’s finally seeing your own self inflicted wretchedness in the omniscient light. It’s more like hitting a brick wall. It’s you meeting you. A solipsistic feeling of shame, terror and loss, eternal because time has ceased for you. It’s over. Your time is up. This is what you are. This is what you chose for yourself. This is what you became. There’s no fixing it because the book is sealed, your human life has ended. This was your life. It’s you locked in a room with yourself forever, finally seeing the pain and injury you caused to others and to being itself.
>>220870409running your own eugenics program is kind of based plus clearly it worked
>>220870432>Hell is real and it’s terrifying.i knowi've posted on /brit/ before
got some sage i need to use whats a good recipe that uses loads of sage
tummyberg hurts
When a man gets his dick out it's "banter" and "funny" but when a woman does it
>>220870460*rubs*
凸 means convex凹 means concavepictographs are very cool aren't they
I trust you'll oblige the Nige on election day?
>>220870476look willy a willy and vagina now im horny
>>220870486>post covid world>still believing in voting
chicken wrap toil now
a year without toil
just not really on is it
>>220870476and this means poo 屎
>>220870432stop projecting onto me, leftypolthe way that you wrote it is less than the reality and howit would be (all of the things you described), youll never understand but you wish >>220870486nobody will change from what you say. gbtp. buy an ad more people here are fucking dogs than they will vote for whatever you want them to vote for
My name is pink and im really glad to meet you
>>220870524does that mean shes gay or what
leftypol getting the keys to people's rooms in his local Travelodge so he can go in and call them a racist
>>220870496kwab
Getting the latest BIGDOME takehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqx79epPNXo
leftypol getting the keys to people's rooms in his local Travelodge so he can sit in the cuckchair while they have sex
>>220870524my favorite was made rainbow dash as well but probably not now
>>220870524She's captured the hearts and sperm of the internet
open the fucking strait
>>220870538first draft of quentin tarantino's reservoir dogs
>>220870524ok shes based
start doing this
>>220870558Mine was and still is Luna even though I haven't touched that autism for over a decade now. Still wank to the porn thoughever.
sucking a big red orb thusly
nan sorted me out
You’re all great people and I’m glad I post here. I consider you my dear friends
>>220870561mental how simply being happy, smiley and positive makes a girl leagues more attractive that the typical e-thot
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Biomass%20andy/New heatherpaedo OCD ritual just dropped!!
umthey do realise they can't post the ponies, right?
>>220870580cute face though >>220870588just cause
>>220870578Don't blame Indians for making AI "influencers" when it's this easy
>>220870578not pictured: the saudi sheikh shitting on her chest
lot of you are extremely mentally ill
for me its rarity she appeals to my aristocratic heart, plus it looks like shed act prudish but secretly be obsessed with anal. thoughts?
>>220870613lmao
>>220870619I’m not I’m just eccentric
>>220870601I'm a bit weird and not attracted to most women beyond finding them physically alright, I don't get infatuated. I would prefer a 6/10 with a good smile and personality, but Alysa really does it for me, she's gorgeous and sovlful as you said. I think she won the gold because of that too, normally it's doping Russian robots winning it.
Hey! Oooohh ohhh is this illegalHey! Oooohh ohhh it feels illegal
>>220870534the 尸 component of that is supposedly the side view of a man squatting, but I don't see it myself
>>220870612deleted instagram reddit and discord menow just need to wean myself off the xitter time-stealing ghoul
Alysa Liu is objectively cute thoughWouldn't obsess over her but she seems like a nice lass
>>220870650Vile moles all over her face
rly cute face tho uwu
Jusr had a great idea for a post but then I forgot because I saw a colourful bird swallow a big red ball
>>220870619ktim
make no mistake, I do have my bum out
>>220870643my name is rorke and its really nice to meet you
>>220870524>I used to be a bronyShe cringed
>>220870659You got poo on your faceYou big disgraceWaving your bum all over the place
Balamory is back!
mad how if i had one of these on my bed id be like wtf is this creature, but when my cats on my bed it just registers like theres a little human there
sort it out janny
CHOCOLATE STARFIIIIIISHAND THE HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER
>>220870674>two blacks, a bender, and a cripple
>>220870663I was recommended to you by some chuds
>>220870674The SNP's vision of Scotland. One too many YTs though
>>220870654Marilyn Monroe had a mole on her face and she's considered one of the most beautiful women of all time so...
>>220870678he looks alrighthe can get on my bed
wait THIS is porke?
>>220870678that one of them hyrax fellas?related to elephants I hear
>>220870639I'm very similar to you in that regard, it's good to know I'm not alone. Went nearly thirty years without feeling genuine attraction towards a girl beyond "yeah would shag", then fell head over heels for the toilfu within a few weeks of her joining and I think a big part of it was how giggly and cheerful she was, swear most people are just grumpy gits these days
>>220870691FREAKING ME OUT YOU WEAR A MASK CALLED COUNTERFEIT
>>220870706dead now though unfortunately
>>220870674what the FUCKWHY HAVE THEY REPLACED ARCHIE WITH A BLACK WOMAN
>>220870709peng
One tenth of the way through the working week
>>220870716I experienced infatuation for the first time at 26, it was fucking weird, it was like I was ill. It lasted for two weeks and went away like a cold, haven't experienced it since, not even with my ex.
>>220870709
>>220870674what's the lore behind the real-world-o-vision?
>>220870667I wish you people would live for way longer so that you could finally develop your person for once. there isnt enough time in the life for someone stupid as you to finally learn you are wrong
>>220870580:/
Come out for a walk down the cycle path and managed to sandwich myself between two women both talking loudly on the phone and they're both walking at exactly my speed
>>220870706She had one in a good location, not all over her bloody face
how is that still up but the pony pic got removed in half a second
>>220870771Just for the intro
>>220870754yep same, suddenly I was thinking about this girl constantly and I didn't know how to deal with it because its never happened before. Problem is it still hasn't fully gone away yet...
>>220870691>>220870728KEEP ON ROLLING BABY
>>220870765The nigerian nurse with your nan
the only rapper i listen to is gucci mane
>>220870772okey dokey then
>>220870796she deleted her own post because janny couldnt be bothered (there is no janny)
if a couple moles on a girls face make her a 0/10 for you might be a retarded ass gaynigga
>>220870787time for a short burst of speedwalking I reckon
>>220870798Get her number and go for it mate
>>220870806I wish *rapes you* fuck off, shut upwait are you an incel? >hurr that would make sense! nice im getting some of your retarded shit mental gymnastics on me
if u think about it black women have one big mole all over their body
>>220870821his
>>220870674kek they replaced the indian family in the intro after miss hoolie leaves her house with a WMAF familybased
>she
Molerilyn Moleroe
>>220870787are you a 16 year old guy (femboy) getting pushed around by big strong men fufu~~
>>220870829are you having an episode
>>220870847me when im a snake
>>220870459Sage and onion stuffing
fuck sake i've incurred mousey's wrath
>>220870859It’s mousenonce so yes he definitely is
Want to download a file from coomer party but the site's having a mare
>>220870859would you like me to have an episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxvVTIOy3js
... up reasonably early - cracking first pretend beer - wearing my excellent glasses watching Tennis on Sky sports Tennis on my TV via sky stream in home ...
>>220870459I like sage with my sautéed vegNot loads though just a normal amountYou could put some in a bread
would you lads please shut up for a moment i’m trying to poo here
when leftypol says "an episode" it is something different to the "episodes" I had growing up. I can "out freak" any of you and the bar is so low actually
>>220870828oh I'm way ahead of you therewe talk frequently, she knows I fancy her and has in so many words said the feeling is mutualthe problem is shes in a LTR with someone else, and despite admitting it's on shaky ground and even temporarily moving out at one point shes still with himthat's why I still think about her, that thin sliver of hope it could still happen
>>220870881It`s Ok .. Don`tworry Anon ..Mousey Is a goodMan !!HeCan Be Reasonedwith ..
>>220870903is your sister fit. oh, nevermind. we would have to be friends UwU
hell hath no fury like a Mousey scorned
>>220870914no he bloody well cannot he must be tied down and injected with all manner of science fluids
It's trendy to hate on Eminem now but I think he's still a good lyricist and his delivery is still sharp and on point
>>220870923she has been described as fit yes
>>220870912Oh grim, if I were you I'd abandon it and move on.
putting horse vids on mouseys ipad so he calms down
Reckon some moles live here
>>220870930sex sex need her (all to myself). then you dont have to worry any more?
nothing better than feeling that you're about to sneeze and thinking that it's another fake out but it actually goes through
I suppose id better have a shower before I go to toil.
Deport the browns
Imagine wanting attention this badly
>NEW: No 10 sources say the public will get to see “angry Starmer” in the Commons later todaywoah ho ho lads, better watch out, angry keith is coming
>>220870963It's half one in the afternoon pal
>>220870950Vile, parents should be forced to starve to death
>>220870953can you look down the holes
>>220870937yeah I know it's pointless to dwell on it and the feelings have been fading, it's just difficult to completely let go of the first girl I've ever felt something for. The upside is that I now know it's something I'm capable of, so now I have actual motivation to try proper dating
toilbergs email is simply too long to read
There are very few things I would worry about more than mousenonce shagging one of my sisters
>Pictured: A very angry Keir Starmer arrives at the House of Commons
>>220871001that's why God invented AI
>>220871007mousenonce couldn't chat up a paper bag mate, I don't think you need to worry
*sucks teeth*ayo grok summarise this shi
>>220871018I’m not worried about him shagging them consenually
>>220871030then never let them visit Glasgow and you're sound
Got a mate that's done the whole bennies pathetic loser with autism and migraines and whatever other shit he could come up with to not work. He's being kicked out of his house because the landlord wants to sell and nobody else will take him. Might be about time he sorts his miserable act out desu.
Balamory has gone WOKE
Sir Gear Snorter
3:30pm is when Starmer's due to talk in the Commons if you fancy a laugh
>>220871064I’ll be busy around then sorry
>>220870674a lot of deleted comments on casualuk..........
>>220871064actually it will be around 9:30 AM
Back to the office where I have three more hours of toil before home time
Need you out of business sunshine
>>220871077Me when my mate shows me how to chat up women hahaaaa
>>220871042yeah?
>>220871061Don't mind if I do
rorke doing the hoovering in just a t-shirt and nothing else
>>220871077right well this is just the cutest thing in the world :D
just stretched & yawned
be right back go to go out and play Pokéshit before the kids come off of school be right back babe got to go punk in drublic>>220871007are they fit? jk I love her >>220871018>>220871030yes I could. maybe that is why youre scared. im different, they like me anyways dont care if that makes you scared because we have to be friends too ehhehehe
Never really understood why /brit/ seethes so hard about benefits. Doesn’t hurt you does it
>>220870260Saw this videoI usually love their stuff but nobody is doing alladat over a leek
The Asian Fanny
>>220871103Yeah mate
>>220871077cute
It'd be well easy to be an actor if you were in a wheelchair, they need one for every kids show
>>220870409And this matters why exactly?
every time there's a wmif thread on gif it's full of jeets complaining
>>220870409Hey bro leave my heckin gf alone
>>220871162/gif/ is literally filled with shitflinging these days. They cut it down to 6 pages but forgot to ban all interracial porn so it’s still a shithole
>>220871162yeah turns out racemixing is cringe wow
>>220871162I only go there for the chinese industrial accident videos. Not a big fan of porn you see.
need alysa liu to skate on my bollocks full speed pronto
>>220870698There was always minorities and a cripple in Balamory and there's no evidence the policeman is a chichiman
>>220871176that board is literally the arsehole of 4chan. needs burning to the ground
he withdrew much faster from sistertalk than he did the talk about sucking off his horses (and thats a good thing, you should love and respect your sister or see her as a sister not just person)
へ への の も へ
Sir Fire Starter
I'm the biggest chud in the world but balamory has always been obnoxiously diverseEven the original cast had a cripple, two blacks and half the blokes looked trooned out Non issue
ate some soy beans earlier
Tempted to become a christian but you all probably think that's cringe so I won't convert
>>220871256(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ(◜‿◝)
im ever girloo waa ooh I want to fuck dogs and I jerk off to interracial porn
>>220871252used to proper fancy the green woman
>>220871220Yeah it’s terrible. Porn addled freaks just spamming threads about every demented fetish that pops into their minds. Entire site should be sfw
Sir Beep Booper
>>220871252Yeah it's a very Blair era programmeBut they replaced Archie with a black woman
Are you allowed to call them that?
sex with toshiko from torchwood
PC Bumder
>>220871324dead now of course
>>220871317I bet if I applied to go raise baby baboons in Africa right now I wouldn't get the job
sex with Charlie from Hi-5(Charlie was a girl)
>>220871336I think it's voluntary so anyone can do it. In fact I'm sure you pay them for the experience
>>220871336do you have any experience raising baby baboons?
All Day I Dream About Scape
My Shabana Mahmood Sex Arse is Stuck in the Strait of Hormuz
Off to get my bum ravaged (doing a poo that is)
>>220871367And a good 6 7 to you good sir
showertoil
>>220871402ktim in a few minutes
*stands on a table in the middle of the thread, takes a deep breath* POO SHIESTY AND SPOTTEMGOTTEM LINKED UP
Remember when match attax cards used to be 35p a pack?wouldn't find prices like that now
>>220871426I don’t think I even need to mention who did it
when i was in year 10 i had really bad BO because i got nervous and people would pay other people to not have to sit next to me
godawful thread, congrats lads
>>220871415grow up
>>220871451Why didn't you wear anti perspirant?
>>220871451Fucking hellFair enough. There was a lad in my year who literally smelled of dried cum, sweat and piss.
>>220871451could have just put on anti-perspirant in the morning and showered after P.E lad
>>220871451and being a grimy incel freak who didnt showered is unrelated
>>220871460how do you spend that much on vaping?
>>220871461>>220871467mum wouldn't buy it because we were vegan and that's all they made at the time
>>220871460disposable vapes are unironically worse for you than cigs, nasty shit
>>220871463Sorry mate I just didn't wash and used to cum on myself and leave it
>>220871478she got fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue syndrome lad she need full PIP and motability car, it all on for free
rubbing my erect penis
Beans on toast scrandemic x
>>220871480But you could have bought it and hid it in your bag. It's only like 2 quid
I killed the dutch thread, straight up raped it. My junkie ass stuck around long enough as a thread personality to fucking murder it, imagine the alternate timeline where spainnonce and 190 (or are they the same idk the lore) just kept spamming until everyone stopped posting for good. Yeah I did my service doing that to the nederdraad
Don’t think I ever saw anybody use the showers after P.E. Didn’t have to use them myself because I put in basically no effort during it
>>220871467>>220871461I did but they used to steal it, sell it and then use the money to pay people not to sit next to me
>>220871508they stole it from your house? curious
Going on holiday with the wifebergs family next month, bit weird since her zoomer sisters are going to be there and I'm generally a massive pervert so I'm going to want to look at them in their bikinis even if their chebs are smaller than the wife's.
>>220871460120 quid she'll get that if she gives me a good gumjob
>>220871483how so?
>curious
>>220871506the popular, athletic lads did at mine since they were all comfortable with their physiques and their prowess with women, hence they didn't have any willy anxietyobviously lads who weren't shagging because they were fat or shy or weird didn't shower
>>220871483True
>>220871501/brit/ is too fast and schizo ridden to be raped like thatEven if 190 or spaincunt started posting again it would just be like any other day with the utter freaks that we have here
>>220871536bro i'm curious too wann suck dicks
>>220871519right well yjk her sisters are going to be in heat and gagging for some brother in law dick
>>220871506I think I was the only person that used to use them for washing, just hop in get all the sweat and mud off and that, quick lather and rinse, not like a home showerLads used to turn them on and then push each other under it for a laugh, or chuck each other's bags in there
>>220871541Thank you for the reply I will leave you to it I know you don't like foreign flags, there used to be about 10-15 posters steadily, then it was 3 and now it's just me ah
>>220871539Even those lads didn’t do it and we had shower cubicles. Suppose a British secondary school isn’t really the type of place you’d want to shower in. Reckon you’d get terrorised no matter who you were
>filters Netherlandswoah that was hardanyway look at this strange faced woman
>>220871555Yeah that's what I'm worried about. Recipe for disaster really but I'm not going to turn down an opportunity to fuck a twenty year old that looks like the wife did when we first met, it would be foolish
mad how when you close the window the rain gets less loud
>>220871533https://www.ucdavis.edu/news/disposable-e-cigarettes-more-toxic-traditional-cigarettesalmost all of them are made in china with little to no safety oversight, so no surprise they're basically handheld toxin vectors
They banned deodorant from our PE department because people were using it to set off the fire alarm in the changing room so we had to use roll on instead
>>220871583try and get a sniff of their poo after theyve used the toilet
They used to lock the door to the showers because people kept shoving each other under the showers and once someone slipped and fell running out of there and the kids parents kept calling school saying they’d sue
entering the 4th dimension after taking a generational hit off my temu geek bar
Jesus Christ is real and we need to stop being so evil and twisted
that's the thing, if you didn't have social clout then your stuff was fair game for messing with while you were in the shower. If you were a gimp and went in the shower, what's to stop someone taking your uniform and P.E kit and removing them from the changing room while you're in there?nothing. Because they know you're not going to be any trouble. Stood there saying "cmon lads it's not funny where's my stuff" while the clock ticks and ticks, you're going to be late for your next class, teacher will be annoyed. But before then there's the pressing matter of being stood their bollock naked with your bag removed from the room. Your only recourse is to waddle to the P.E teacher's office, naked, to say "um some of the other boys have taken my stuff". And then what? What do you expect the P.E teacher to do? He doesn't give a fuck either. Boys will be boys. No one will face repercussions for this.
>>220871635ok
say good morning to Vinnie
>>220871649Oh, how cute~ *Pat pat* (｡•́︿•̀｡)
>>220871609Don't really fancy that if I'm being honest
just tried to share an anecdote about a lad stealing magnesium and using that to terrorize lads in the changing room but 4chan thinks its spam. the fuck
>>220871637Nah that’s not even true. Even the extremely popular lads used to get terrorised. It was fair game in the changing rooms. That being said, hitting people with rolled up towels was deemed to be too far.
>>220871679Used to love them little strips of magnesium. Reckon I permanently fucked my eyesight by burning them so frequently
>>220871675Might put you off going after them though
>>220871461i didn't know what antiperspirant was back then so i just used lynx
My PE teachers always had deodorant you could borrow, and one of them would always stress the importance of bringing spare "undercrackers" as he'd call it because you don't want to spend the rest of the school day with swampy bollocks. Good, funny lads they were.
>>220871635no hes not *rapes you in an evil and twisted manner*
microdosing datura
>>220871686it's more than enough reason for me to have never showered after P.E when I was at school. I just didn't want that headache.
what kind of sad pathetic gimp showers at school
im scared of demons because they rape me
My PE teacher was an amateur heavyweight boxer so we were all scared of him
>>220871706Few times getting changed my bollocks got caught in my boxers and were exposed. The PE teacher got increasingly stressed out the more it happened
>>220871706he was watching you take off your sweaty undercrackers when you got changed
sweaty school boys
>>220871749this isnt google mate
>>220871725I was blown away we even had a shower in the change rooms, couldn't fathom what it was for
>>220870415>>220870458>>220870475>>220870644she looks like this without makeup
>>220871779Still very pretty
our school changing rooms were a jungle. you’d need to get your kit on in like 30 seconds flat because the chavs would go around whipping each other
>>220871779Would hold hands with :)
>>220871779i want to have sex with her
>>220871741My PE teacher caught me and a mate doodling swazikas in our school books and he made us follow him to his car where he gave us an angry speech about his biracial babyI genuinely cannot remember why he took us to his car but it happened
Never did PE after year 8Always sat out Teachers never even asked for a note, they just assumed I already had an excuse
>>220871814He wanted an "apology"
>>220871779crazy how the pimples spread to her teeth
>>220871694Yeah fair play actually solid advice, will definitely try to sniff their shits
>>220871814was gunna bum you but chose not toseconds away from having your arse demolished
>>220871814it was to simulate the plight of the jews walking to the gas chambers
>>220871779Grim. She's ugly as fuck with makeup as well.
nothing like a nice shower
The British schooling system is genuinely a form of psychological torture. Deeply evil teachers and extremely fucking mental students. Evil, evil place.
What's with the old gym codgers who stand bollock naked chatting with their boomer mates in the changing rooms. Shower at home you old homos. Not like you're doing anything the rest of the day anyway
notice they didnt say they raised the baby monkeys, only that the most spontaneous thing theyve done is flying out there to do that
>all these sweaty incels acting like they wouldn't jump at the opportunity if a girl like alysa liu miraculously showed them affection
roooooorke the new ROOOOOOOORKE
>>220871915when we grew up and went to school, there were certain teachers who would hurt the children any way they could.by pouring their derision on anything we did, exposing every weakness however carefully hid by the kid
miss my school desk with the big heavy lid and shitloads of storage space
>>220868218>>220868218>>220868218
>>220871952Alri Roger
>>220871964funny guy
>>220871964comedian
>>220871964a regular rosie jones
>>220871952It’s mental how they actually do this too. Strongly suspect that most teachers are bitter neeks who got bullied in school and then came back as a teacher to exert power over people
>>220872012>>220872012>>220872012
>>220872000Quite a good subtle insult this
>>220835472 >>220835472 >>220835472
