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walked to the co op and got a roll :)

Fancy a beer and a big line of drugs but really shouldn't

rorke loading up FL Studio
leftypol loading up Ableton

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nth for the holodem

>>220872031
you said you were gonna do it and you did, I respect that. You enjoy that roll mate x

>>220872059
>>>/vt/

>>220872063
thanks pal xoxo

>>220872031
Thieving bugger

remembr when that lad had a mental breakdown over alysa lius feet before

>>220872059
um based

Can’t quite understand why you’re allowed to post shite like vtubers on other boards but the second you even post an image REFERENCING the ponies you can be banned

>>220872074
I paid the princely sum of 50p tyvm

>>220872044
"feminist" in asiaspeak means "i have mommy issues which are now your issues too"

ROOOOOOOORKE

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>>220872067
>>>/int/aus

>>220872089

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>>220872046
any sort of mild inconvenience or disruption to my life causes me to immediately think about relapsing on drugs. Even stuff that I'm most likely imagining like if someone looks at me at work and I think it's a weird look I'm already spiralling interally, deciding they must hate me and that I should just get it all fucked off and have a big blowout

I try to come back to the reasons why I stopped, and other measures that I use to regulate my mood like exercise and stuff like that.

seriously though it should be ‘allowed’ to post pony content outside of /mlp/ and in fact it is against free speech that you cannot

>>220872059
um that's a korean

>>220872069
lesbian football manager phenotype

>>220872113
>>>/vt/

bring back £5 Marlboro Reds

Bring back white dogshit

>>220872175
just got a pack of marlboro golds for £7.50

>>220872175
bring back your teeth

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Much to think about

that slightly off feeling of pissing in an alleyway hoping no one is around at 02:43

Managed to go to Sainsbury's without buying fat cunt snacks

It's the first step of many, but taken nonetheless.

Alysa Liu is BWC-only.

The average /brit/ poster is a slave to their base instincts

I just can't imagine naming your son Brilyn

I should be allowed a job as a 'farm hand'

>>220872264
who isn't though really
even them tibetian monks on the mountaintops must have thought about fanny every now and again

>>220872264
I'm a slave to the fit Lebanese girl I went to school with who I haven't spoken to in 12 years but I think is still single based on her facebook

Morning team having a cup of tea

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>>220872147
This brat is de factor zainichi now

My name is Rorke and Im really glad to meet you
I was recommended to (You) by some people
HEY! Ohhh ooooh is this racist?
Hey! Ohhh ooooh it feels racist

>>220872264
im a fart slave

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How to respond without sounding mad

>>220872291
Yeah but they don’t go on 4chan and make hundreds of posts a day about getting on the cans, various forms or drugs, wanking, slags, gorging themselves on junk food and all that stuff do they

>>220872206
£5 Marlboro Gold 20’s

>>220872315
call her an incel

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Bizarre

>>220872327
Woke took this from us

>>220872315
that curt single word reply means she isnt interested.

>>220872306
>>>/vt/
off topic

>>220872044
What exactly would be the response to this anyway?
>Why yes, I too am very interested in womens rights and am planning on attending Ms Weinsteins upcoming talk
t. not a shagger

>>220872264
yh...

>>220872131
Yeah I know what you mean. Especially hard now I know I can always get drugs delivered to my door, at least in the old days I could just delete the numbers and avoid certain places and people. Now I have a bad moment and within ten minutes I've got a hundred quids worth of various drugs on their way to me.

>>220872315
Would have got a better response if you said you like her tits

hate how you can't go on the internet without being exposed to a teenager with an opinion

>>220872315
it's already over mate and you know it's over. I'm not saying it's on you, I'm just telling you it's finished. For whatever reason she's not interested anymore. Walk away.

quelle surprise

>>220872315
well nice tits, then block her

>>220872376
You really can’t make sense of why women do this sort of thing. Even it you don’t know what it to ask it would just be some vague shite because even she doesn’t know why she did it

>>220872365
Dont react too much,, just say “cool” and talk about something else

>>220872315
not much of a conversation starter was it

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>I've got BOSS WEAPONS

didnt realise I had a massive hole in the undies I wore today and my balls were slipping through them all day and it was kinda painful when they got caught if I was coming up from a squat position

found my favourite t-shirt after it had been missing for close to a year, thought it had been lost to the laundry gnomes, turns out it was just under a pile of assorted junk in my smelly bedroom that i couldn't be arsed to clean up the whole time

Open the door. NOW.

>>220872375
For me it's religious people, I hate them so fucking much

>>220872435
>>220872438
aussie clothescord raid underway

>>220872435
>>220872438
blog on

eating poppadoms and greek yoghourt

just conceptualized an advertisement. it would be for some kind of woman's healthy snack, like low calorie crisps or something.

there's never any music, always quiet. the ad always starts with a woman, either a woman or a female felt puppet all women can relate to. she's holding the snacks in her hand but hasn't opened them yet, and is looking at something in bewilderment. we see what she's looking at, and it's something that all women can agree is exaggeratedly boring. for the first ad of the run, it's a stuffy looking white man waffling on about why he dislikes something. with chalk on a blackboard sound effects, 'BORISH' is written over him, with an arrow pointing at him too. remember as there's no music, these scrawling sound effects really punctuate the word.

we snap back to the woman, still gazing at him with total disapproval (but mild and inoffensively so, again bewildered rather than disgusted). then she looks down much more happily at her crisps, which she finally opens. she eats one, and is delighted, then another, and another. with a lovely glittery noise, the magical world 'MORISH' appears, with an arrow pointing at the crisps, and there are rainbow and sparkly effects now. cut to a quick overview close up of the product for a few moments with a woman narrator making it sound delicious and healthy. then cut to a hilarious 1.5 second ending of the boring stuffy man suffering some small humiliation suddenly.

the ad is a huge success as ads go, and women begin to smugly cut people off with 'borish!', and feel extremely clever and especially pleased with themselves if they happen to have a snack on hand they can then complete the ad submission with by then saying 'morish!' and eating some.

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>>220872364
ya seethe?

>>220872444
Nothing inherently wrong with being religious but it’s tiresome when it’s their entire personality

>>220872463
poppadomolus

nary a speck

>>220872479
this post is off topic >>>/vt/

right well I'm not reading all that am i

>>220872484
i would argue there is something inherently wrong with believing in things that aren't real

>>220872441
*rings the gem alarm*

>>220872315
they put that shit in watches, deeks me rollex lass

they told us in school that mutliculturalism was a good thing, and i remember for a little while actually believing that, but luckily i took the time to do my researched and wizened up while all my fellow teenagers were going to parties and having sex or whatever

>>220872441
My name is Rorke, I own this thread

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>>220872505
of all days, getsuyoubi is too powerful

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Sophie, aged 13, has been reported missing.

>Downing Street suggests Keir Starmer inadvertently misled Parliament over Peter Mandelson's vetting for his job as US ambassador
Mental how much Labour have fucked it.

>>220872558
right i'll keep an eye out

>>220872558
what does Geed Up mean

>>220872315
when starting out you have to asks questions that can't be answered with yes or no. this is because while you, the man, consider and analyze everything you type, the woman has 10+ convos going at once, leisurely flipping between them at her convenience, and isn't thinking about her responses at all. a curt response just means she's not interested in the topic you're raising, not that she's trying to cut you off (remember she has chosen to respond to you at all out of her 999+ inbox, which I have seen is genuinely what it looks like to women when they log in). she's chosen you to respond to which is good, but she's still waiting for you to interest her. always ask a question which can't be answered with a yes or no, because:
-it's much easier to gauge her interest and get a quick understanding of her when she has to type out a response with more substance, from her level of enthusiasm to how she chooses to type
-questions with yes or no answers are a death sentence for conversation starters in general. questions which require a longer response branch naturally into other topics and she will probably bring up what she is actually interested in within her answers which you can then pick up on

>>220872355
If she wasn't interested she wouldn't have replied, she's at least slightly interested.

nary a pixel

just realised i'm a wizard

>>220872561
>inadvertently
It wasn't his decision, his handlers don't need to tell Kier about every decision they make

>>220872486
>>220872509
borish
>>220872472
morish

Mad how you'll read a story about Aussies and it'll be like
>Charles and Brenda Smith of Oogaboogaloo, Western Australia...

What colour is your bellend?

>>220872587
Based knower, my one and only date off Hinge came from me asking for the name for the girl's rabbits, and then we arranged a date soon after as I realised you have to do it quickly.

just had a poo whose smell and consistency could only be described as 'demonic'

not a single iota

>>220872558
She looks Greek. What do you guys do the wogs you kidnap?

Mental how wogs just create ugliness and despair everywhere they go

ugliness and despair has arrived

>>220872619
sometimes pink and sometimes purplish

>>220872611
tele me varrock?

>dude just jestermaxx an open-ended question, gauge IOIs, hold frame and keep it playful

Fair play to the lads who can be arsed doing all this psychopath shit just for a shag. I'm not about that life. I'll die alone, it is what it is, but I'm not about all that.

>>220872619
everyone's bell end is the same color as their lips and nipples. however your bell end can temporarily change color based on erection and temperature levels.

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>be me speeding down the high street
>police car chases me
>pull over
>they ask for ID
>say I don’t have it
>they ask about how fast I was going to
>i say don’t answer questions
>they let me go

Lmao

>>220872654
if you don't want a simple yes/no answer then don't ask a simple yes/no question retard
having an actual conversation isn't "jestermaxxing", you are severely mentally ill

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>>220872638
>turpis, turpis
>ugly, shameful

think they put the cart before the horse by inventing wanking BEFORE all of this shite
would have have WAY more of an inpact if you HAD to deal with it, but wanking exists so... yerp.

>>220872683
An interested woman will answer a yes/no question with "yes and". They're not logic gates.

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Leftypol if he was a dog girl and not a fat balding man in a dress

>>220872664
You're a paki/eastern euro

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>>220872315
Happened to me on interpals once

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get the scandinavian-chinese feet sniffed

>>220872654
none of this shit would be an issue if we stuck to no sex before marriage but no one is ready for that conversation

>>220872717
Nah Im English

>>220872551
>>>/vt/

might go for a midnight walk through the haunted woods

diz nigga talkin bout sum logic gates when he talkin fukin dawg like wth man fukin computers n shit here talking bout girls SHIEEEEEET

do u want anything from the shop?

>>220872747
Got your bunyip spray mate?

>>220872716
i thought this story was boring at first but i liked it by the end
red winter is my least favourite school but koharu and ui saved it

>>220872761
I genuinely need to pop to the shop and buy a loaf of bread

>>220872761
custard tart

>>220872616
is it really that mental that we have things with abo names. its not. grow up

>>220872761
cornetto

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today's women need laughter and joy

Wales and Scotland should be absorbed into England and treated as regions of England (renamed Cambria and Caledonia).

>>220872315
spout some fake geomancy shit like "they say quartz amplifies healing energy which must be why the thought of you is healing my erectile dysfunction"
bitches love spritual rock shit

>>220872815
todays women need to be liquidated into a slurry and used to fertilize fields

>>220872819
this happened in 1707 lad

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Fucking hell just measured my foot width and by women's standards my feet are larger than the widest fit available feel suicidal now god my feet are disgusting huge clown feet I wish I was dead

>>220872761
Y'all got one of those sprite cranberries??

>>220872827
It was undone with devolution

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the shit i was doing at 12 years old as opposed to enjoying my fleeting youth

>>220872825
pagan nonsense

it wants to be laughed at, which is why the parasite posted that

>>220872815
>Like I said if you don't like me
What happened on that date kek

>>220872787
i laugh at poowong but then i think about how "kejimkujik" and "musquodoboit" are completely normal to me

>>220872042
Alright SB mong

>>220872844
I was making strategy guides for Dragon Fable and Adventure Quest in my youth
What a fucking loser no wonder I got bullied

>>220872842
what’s wrong with devolution

>>220872829
some biological women do have big feet though lad. Candice had big feet, if you recall.

think my catberg has autism he gets extremely freaked out and upset over strong smells

>>220872815
like an oversized child except it makes up the bulk of the purchasing power in the west so we have to accept that its supposed to be this way

>>220872878
returns us to monke

>>220872887
might help if you took a shower

size 10 feet and a willy
size 10 feet and a willy

>>220872864
he was too quiet and didn't bring laughter & joy

>>220872815
too*

A lot of men, autist or not, are completely incapable of carrying a conversation. I'm on a team woman. If I were a foid dating some literal personality-less Peter Brady-ass nigga I would break up with them too.

>>220872912
She said 'like I said', do you think she said that on the date?

>>220872899
predicted this inane reply as i was making the post do better

>>220872872
You coming then? xx

>>220872915
Sup toadie

>>220872915
ktim

>>220872815
no joy havin ma fucka

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>>220872716
All should subvert and assimilate into the meta culture of my choosing

>>220872920
You don't need to carry a conversation if you're attractive, most men are thick as shit and shag multiple birds a week.

>>220872920
thats true of foids as well though
most people are boring, evil, stupid, ugly or whatever

pre-drinking before angry Keir

>>220872926
she perhaps didn't verbally stub a cigarette out on him like in the text but might have said something like "you're a bit quiet" during the actual date

>>220872915
*Turns around and goes the other way*

>>220872716
>>220872952
off topic
>>>/vt/

>>220872937
walked right into it tbf

>>220872829
wonder why you could possibly have man feet

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A post dedicated to the fine Australian people:

Just waiting for a mate:
https://youtu.be/6wqzZOFOcYo

Tony Montana:
https://youtu.be/KgGSWGdSfnM

All I had was me undies on:
https://youtu.be/9QCgqQdmr0M

What a joker:
https://youtu.be/ImCYPGuri90

They came bounding over:
https://youtu.be/uSe71lrfvHk

You broke my boomerang (RIP):
https://youtu.be/2-FLme4Yx5g

At ease, General:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VRbe3BQNgQ

Succulent Chinese Meal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRaa1js92Hk

>>220872878
Pointless waste of money and time for 0 benefit

>>220872959
boring stupid ugly evil with a tiny cock here

imagine being born a muslim, must fucking suck

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rorke's mum

>>220872815
I told you to jestermaxx bro

>>220872956
Most men aren't shagging multiple birds a week mate.

>>220872968
you utter buffoon

>>220872915
>I'd have called em chazzwazzers
is that when you said when you saw it
Like The Simpsons episode.

>>220872994
Proofs?

>>220872987
profile pic smells like AI. "Cathryn Grant" aka John Gammonson, white van driver. Person doesn't exist.

lisa simpson

Finished count of monte cristo, feel very clever. Disappointed Edmond didn't get back with Mercedes in the end but nice he's living vicariously through Max and Valentine. Also think we were supposed to be upset that that little shit Edward died but I just thought he deserved it. Bretty good overall.

What should I read now to make myself feel clever?

catbegs tail is black but its got a white dot right at the very tip, CUTE!

>>220872982
yeah if you’re english

beer prices gone up again

>>220872994
not seen me down the local chicken hatchery

>>220872968
would be off topic there
Those are anime versions of Sherlock Holmes, Watson and Ian Watkins, therefore on topic for /brit/

>>220872986
Muslims actually consider all humans to be born Muslim, then they fall away

integrating some left over rice from my dinner into these poppadoms and greek yoghurt

>>220872943
I'm going to hunt you down at that bus stop before 8am one day

>>220873057
hope you choke

>>220873049
something weirdly erotic

>>220873069
why mate

right well that's me avoiding any and all social situations for years on end completely wasting my life in the process then isn't it

>>220873087
i'm evil

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playing some 'mata

>>220873105
off topic
>>>/vt/

>>220872890
i dont have to. mad how lucky i am

>>220873093
tbf those social interactions would have gone poorly

it's my life and I'll waste it if I want

>>220873119
would actually belong on v since its a video game and has nothing to do with virtual tubers. you utter fool

Mad how much better filled donuts are than ones that just have stuff on top of them. Close contenders are fresh hot mini ones from the beach with a little tub to dip them in.

>>220873034
£1billion spent on scottish parliament. Corrupt MPs. NHS worst in the UK

>>220873105
I think if I had a daughter who was a robot I wouldn't be so miserable, but in order to have a daughter who is a robot I must not be miserable
Mad how life works

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she's coming home tomorrow

Lost five kilograms in the last month just from getting ill

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>>220873145

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>>220873145
If only we lived in Detroid Become Human world and could just buy ourselves a 'droid

Doing a gay little poo jig

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Days numbered Rorkeypoo.

>>220873158
>>>/vg/bag

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Heavyweights (1995)

>>220873056
yeah they call all converts "reverts" just to be different. It's marketing

>>220873206
mad how they gained literally noting from that

I reckon brexit was sabotaged purposefully to stop other countries from also leaving

>>220873230
we have more potential from outside the EU but our leaders still follow along from outwith

rorke doing his salah in the womb

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>>220873158
Blessed

>>220873252
>>>/vt/bag
off topic

>>220873132
You're the little tub that doughnuts go in

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>>220873278

>>220873278
done him

>>220873278
bodied that porker

>>220873250
cap

>>220873278
deep fried that cunt and dusted him with sugar

>>220873278
Fuck I will never recover from this

>>220873137
i’m scottish. why wouldn’t i want a scottish parliament for local issues

>>220873303
naw it isnae

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Best or top 2 Holo concert so far this year, great song choice. Eyes welled up at some point

Think the internet died when they took porn of reddit r/all

>>220873206
>remain
Remain out of the EU? Because we are out.

>>220873324
lol

>>220873338
>>>/vt/
off topic

>>220873330
You already have local government

>>220873361
yeah the council
what can the council do

>>220873378
Think carol tried to gnosh him off before realising hes a neil gaymen

>>220873378
grifting ass nigga

>>220873390
Who can take your trash out?

>>220873401
none of that would be surprising

>>220873390
What has the scottish parliament done for you that Westminster government cant. You still have an MP that represents your local constituency.

>>220873415
>trash
foy

Ordered some Sketchers mens size 8 to see if they fit any better it's our little secret team that I'm wearing men's trainers

wish i could grow a beard to hide my double chin

it has its cock out waiting for humiliating responses to pour in

>>220873346
I miss the JAV subs, saved many a code on there but alas

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>mens

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>>220873441
The garbageman (you) can

>>220873470
Hes desperate for attention he puts out the easy bait

mad how simulated incest porn is illegal to view in the uk

Mad how I've got to pay for a garden waste bin when I already pay council tax
>>220873496
Not as mad as what I've just said about the garden waste bin when I already pay council tax

>>220873445
Indulge us brookie, how many packets of cookies do you knick from aldis stock?

>>220873431
dunno just a good principle having a devolved government that can deal with scottish stuff. taxes, the nhs, the teains

>>220873496
they'll do it here the second someone brings it up
only takes one of them to mention it then no politician is gonna be seen publically defending incest porn

>>220873496
makes you wonder how many of them are real and where you can find them easily

>>220873511
I'd never steal it's wrong

>>220873521
its honestly fucked
soon wanking itself will be illegal

happy hitler and also weed day

>>220873532
real incest videos probably suck because they wouldnt be saying anything to indicate its incest and theyd probably both be ugly freaks

>>220873512
"Sounds better" even though you already had all that

Fuck sake feeling a narcolepsy sleep episode coming on the diagnosis can't come fast enough then I can get some fucking help and support

yea 420 smoke that nigger weed ganja man

>>220873591
yeah but it’s more focused on scotland now instead of needing all the beauracracy of westminster

ziedy would've loved to bbc 420 post today

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>>220873612

>>220873643
fuck yes

Just looked in the mirror and thought that losing weight has made me a lot less hideous, but now I'm worried I may have that mental illness where you delude yourself into thinking you're a normal looking person and not a hideous disfigured freak that should stay indoors

It's should be legal to own a guillotine for personal use

>>220873711
why do you beat yourself up like this so much

rorke covering his eyes whenever he looks at the date today

>>220873711
I have the mental illness where I think I'm a fat fuck but everyone around me says I'm really slim, I'm skinnyfat which as far as I'm concerned is fatty porker fat, might get on the 'zempic

streets are saying Employed Woman wears size 8 men's clompers

wish I had that disease jack black had where every woman looks hot through your eyes

>>220873445
Just so you know, men's trainers have a little mark on the side and are laced up in reverse. I used to work in a shoe shop. People will know they're men's ones and question your gender

>>220873779
what if a condition of the disease was that you had to be called shallow hal?

>>220873795
telling someone their shoe laces are reversed every time you see them might be a good way to fuck then up mentally

>>220873445
Do you have any other physical similarities to men I wonder

Giant ganga cloud of Hyde Park right now
JAH BLESS!

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>>220873770
crep check

Right well

right

>>220873840
imagine going through cutting your dick off but then not bothering to manscape

not even sure how to process that one

>>220873882
its a hairy ftm

utter filth

>>220873899
if I thought they were mtf does that mean they pass