egg sandwich edition
biggus choccus eggus
get that in a george foreman grill
On this day, 20th Of April 1889, Adolf Hitler was born. A man ‘against time’, he represented the complete antithesis of the values of decay of the present age, seeking to destroy the old ways and bring about a radical new world. Happy birthday Hitler!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PolhUX77Hjk
shan't be going to the gym this evening as i went swimming yesterdaystein
>>220877951Hehe Egg
I was the original bradley poster, I'm still here. Take occasional breaks now and then, but mostly a consistent presence. Very happy to see its longevity.
breasts are all well and good till they get saggy and the woman gets really fat i reckon
>>220878047prove it, pal
>>220878049are you bent?
>>220878019>kills millions of europeans and gives israel an excuse to existyeah nice job retard
>>220877951what is UNT
Just WHO is Biomass Andy???
>>220878047>>220878065Actually it is ME who’s the original bradley poster
One time a neighborhood boy was around my house, few years younger than me but old enough to play vidya with. Anyway I kept on giving him sweets, gummy bears. For a laugh I started surreptitiously shoving them up my bumhole and pooing them out before giving them to him. I think he realised something was off because he said that they smelled kind of weird, but he kept eating them anyway.
>>220878065Don't feel the need to
it's like fockin Info Wars in here sometimessome of the mad shit you lot spout!
>>220878071not homophobic or nothing but men simply are not sexy in my opinion
Have you tried it yet?
getting back into boiled potatoes
i'm watching the pitt per lots of recommendations
the Monday munchI bloody hate Richmonds dont know why I got em
>>220878019*Reads Devi once*
>>220878102Hope you feel bad about it now
>>220878136lol they must have been on the kush when they brrainstormed that haha weed munchies weed lol
>>220878136tried it last yearit was fucking vile
>>220878021post the ugly trannies again award
>>220878175posted irrelevant catchphrase/spam again award
>>220877951this image reminds me I wanted to try and mashed up creme egg in a toasted hot cross bun
>>220878192>spamno sense of irony award
>>220878136>friesFOY
not sure it's spam tbf
might have a pooey gay shitewank
>>220878156FIVE sausages are you INSANE
We at /brit/ support Howling Mutant
>>220878136don't eat porkit is vile muck and im not even religous
>>220878223That’s a fairly typical amount of sausages lad
>>220878196did you try it?
wanking to fat porn again
>>220878136saw a little runtoid asian woman eating this while walking on the street todaybizarre
THEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A PRISONTHEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A PRISONTHEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A PRISON
i'll finish this episode then chop some veg then think about heading to bed i think
>>220878136no I don't eat pork or pre-made sandwichesno I'm not brown
>>220878236i usually have two or three because i have a small frame
>>220878156big boy tea x
>>220878236Fat cunt
Seasoning my rice with spunk
>>220878156>christmas tablecloth>brussels sproutsIt's April.
What the fuck, also don't let rorke see this
Ex gf and her two close friends are almost always the first to view my stories on instagram we’re on good terms but I can’t help but feel they’re saying nasty things about me in some groupchat somewhere or something
>>220878233You HAVE to go back, Rasheed.
>>220878136>£3fuck no
>>220878266rotherham swarthman so you are
>>220878171I also peed a little in his orange squash.
well that's dinner sorted
>>220878260for you and me to live in
>>220878233>>220878266alri Shlomo
Miss them so much lads.
It's kicking offIT'S KICKING OFF
>>220878320are you in china
>>220878286God white dudes are so fucked up they shouldn’t be let anywhere near children
>>220878292if you send someone's stories to someone else all the time or look at them repeatedly then it recommends them to you first; the order in which they appear isn't randomif they are always viewing them super quickly then yeah they are probably sharing them around or just looking at them a lot
roman rorke be like chariot racing is a gaulish psyop
>>220878320ni hao nigga!
>>220878298>>220878324it is disgusting and so bad for you
Seething at video games again FUCKING SHIT FUCK ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJust about have enough self control not to fling things around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pEPMo2V_8gAre these bloke's videos a joke then or what?
>>220878292why are you as a man posting stories on instagram
pork is good but only the meat part not the fat
WATCH THISWATCH ME GO
>>220878377>it is disgusting and so bad for youLiterally zero evidence of pork being any worse for you than any other kind of meat.It's pure, bare-faced Islamic lies. If you're not a Muslim, then you've been mentally-colonised by browns.
>>220878342don't like how much beans make you fart
>>220878286leftypol gouging his eyes out
>>220878391post mostly shows I go to
Can't stop farting
>>220878400You one of those weird cunts that doesn't like crackling?
Why are they surrounding this house?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkF_jBTRVbg
hey rasheed, guess what, ate some porn for lunchthat fire you up or somethin'?
>>220878446get it up on vocaroo
Salt & Vinegar are the best crisp flavour
>>220878358also becomes a loop though, where once someone's at the top of your story feed you're more likely to view them by accident or without thinking
>>220878136Just put some Chipsticks in your Just Ham sandwich
Hunter Biden Poses with Rapper Fakemink at Coachella
haha he mispelled a word, get the fucking bradleys posted
>>220878469People will pay for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B7aIULFjrcreckon making terrariums would be a good hobby for mousenonce
>>220878279that wrapping is actually from 2024 christmasSprouts are good all year round
London Marathon lads. I'll be in the bushes in the little garden behind the Royal Observatory if anyone wants to have smelly gay sex with me.
don't eat pigs
I'm sick of this cruel, evil world
>>220878415processed pork has a billion additives and no one eats just plain pork lets be honest
>>220878512Unseasonal decorations is bad for feng shui. Sprouts are never good at any time of year.
>>220878529get the tiktok brainrot watched for hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm5HFpSG-fE
>>220878514cor, up for a spot of cottaging?
>>220878514t.
>>220878523>Elehant
>>220878553Would be genuinely impressed if someone did that bradders by hand in ms paint
Get the Cottaging mug. Buy Now - $32.95 - Free Shipping
>>220878320is that some sort of mushrooms in the topleft bowl?actually explain what im looking at
shitted, showered, feeling fresh and clean
Scranning a poo
>>220878348yes we should. kids are funny and you can show them cool stuff they dont know about like old episodes of Mr Bean
Everything you do you do in the full sight of God. He is the medium in which all things occur. Every thought, action and emotion is recorded.
>>220878547corrrrrr poey gay bumsex in the portaloos up on Blackheath x
>>220878633
>>220878578top left: pork belly, onions, sausages in a mostly soy sauce based saucebottom left: egg fried rice with bacon, onions, garlictop right: pork belly, coriander, chillis, little bit of garlic in a bun
>>220878500did anyone read that Marco Polo thing? See that webchat he was having with his widowed sister in law when out of nowhere he asks her if she thinks he's killed children in China and Ukraine
>>220878633god watching me wank to xev bellringer jois
>>220878649corrr what an ancient meme
>>220878320>>220878650Corpeng
>>220878633right then, well, if he can stop watching while i wank thatd be nice
>>220878689
pronouncing catberge like sverige
>>220878448Not him but crackling is shite tbf
Mad how Mel Brooks will be 100 this year
the supermarkets should make a spam sandwichand spam should be brought back because it is actually yummy and the only people who say it isnt are people who haven't had it or had it when they were younger and their mum cooked it weird because your mum is a fucking cant cook wont cook mongso yeah, spam sandwich, maybe with a bit of egg mayo and it can be spam and eggs
>>220878724It's salt and fat and nutrition and if you don't have a screw loose it's what you are evolved to crave.
>>220878715cabbage
whats the worst nationality based on your (real life) interactions
>>220878698God cannot stop watching because then you wouldn’t exist. There is nowhere in reality outside his knowledge because he is what reality comes from. He is the uncreated, eternal I AM, from which our reality gets its existence itself. He knows all things. Time doesn’t exist for God, it is one eternal now to him.
>>220878724oh fuck off its class
do you say buoy as:>boo-ee>boy
>>220878739extremely fit for one of them
>>220878753British
>>220878739lovely bottom
>>220878764she is english
>>220878186'tex mentioned
>>220878739would love to fuck her and get her pregnant :)
>>220878753Argentinians, they genuinely have a massive chip on their shoulder about the Falklands and hate on random British people because of it
>>220878755meds now.
>>220878753wherever the smelly people come from
>>220878739grim evil hag hands, would not hold/10
>>220878777demonstrably false
>>220878753Pakistanis. No question. Utterly vile people.
modern fart
>>220878739quite cute don't normally go for her sort
>>220878801your mum's vagina isn't a country
>>220878753French women, the blokes are alright but fuck me the women seem to be intent on being the biggest cunts around
>>220878793Why do they care so much? It’s just an island with fuck all on it but penguins (which are pretty good to be fair) but it’s not even part of their mainland.
here is your civilisation bro
>>220878753frenchnation of stuck up pricks
>>220878843they can remotely brick those
dear oh dearhttps://x.com/TimmyUk/status/2045845650965676348/photo/2
>>220878799Everything that exists, exists in reality and is actual. This is because it is within God. Reality is Gods dream.
>>220878739Might be the least black black woman ever
>>220878835they get taught a ton of propaganda about it in school and basically blame the war on why their country's gone to shitthe only people I have met who genuinely dislike all British people are argies
>>220878843Jumping around while filming isn't going to make a very good video
>>220878753Pakistanis or Somalis
currently watching an 11 hour podcast because I'm not a bloody woman
>>220878843why are they like this
>>220878791um
>>220878788Text?
>>220878865because she is half english
rorke....
>>220878818What are they actually likeI avoid them on instinct and have had the pleasure of never having been in school or work with them so I hate them on basis of who they are and grooming gangs but i wonder if some are okay
>>220878843mad how generational trauma from slavery forces them to do this
shes gone blonde now
>>220878883not him but are you a girl???
>>220878858
>>220878891that was a retarded thing to do, wasnt it
>>220878891Self defense after such a vile vocal attack
>>220878890yes, but she is nothing like other mixed womenher father is the white one I presume?
>>220878858athletic greens will sponsor any cunt
>>220878903gigaslag
>>220878755>uhh yeah I have to watch you wank, its for your own goodright
>>220878857do you think these people think that far ahead?
BREAKING: SIR KEIR STARMER STEPS DOWN AS PRIME MINISTER
theres that banging on the ceiling again
>>220878857it'll all just get sold to the fence/actual gangs who will sell them off for parts
>>220878933yes and middle class rather than a working class white mum
>>220878947they're usually smart when it comes to stealing
>>220878891you know they mentioned that the mum is a goth because the mongs who read the mail would think that the pics are of the tranny
Sir Sausage Returner, you will be missedx
>>220878943>ywn get pinned down and pegged by a sweaty muscular jeeta out of revenge for colonialism sad
pouring alcohol on my pizza at 11 minutes with salt and cooking it for 6 more minutes so I will have to try doing it again with alcohol that has been sat for a day and split the can open to check for flies
>>220878933dunno ive met some mixed women that are alrightknew one that had a blondish kid with a white one and she paraded the kid around like it was a trophy
>>220878973they're not they just grab and run or smash and grab and run
>>220878952rorke genuinely thinks this will happenscream
>>220878970makes sense
Chef Toby ^.^
>>220878905...yh
>>220878943imagine her just full force punching you in the willy
honey you've hardly touched your toast water
>>220879024Can you make a Tattle Life account and post there instead you incel bore
yeah pour lager on it that will make the pizza taste nice
...the beer overflowed ...
business plan: beat rorke within an inch of his life
https://youtu.be/XBY3EArY7qg
>>220878986The fuck is wrong with you nigga
rorke fuming>Ex-police officer becomes first British-born person to have citizenship stripped over links to Russiahttps://www.gbnews.com/news/mark-bullen-former-police-officer-first-british-born-person-citizenship-stripped-links-russia
>>220878943mental how I'm still physically stronger than her despite never exercisingnot fair really, I'd be mad if I was a woman too
>>220879038leftypol pummeling rorke with his limp wrists
>>220878986shut up nigga shut your mouth
>so you just sit on an anime website all day crying about black people stealing from an apple store but you don't care about the genocide in gaza?
>>220879053true lmao
>>220879030no :)
went for a walk in the park earlier and watched a kid with the autism headphones on get an ice cream and eat it from the bottom of the cone
>>220879038this but his willy and in a gently sexual non-violent manner
right does anyone know why when you open a bottle of wine, the first day it's alright tastes really good, but the day after it's just not as good?why does it do that please?
the /brit/ rules:wmbf is basedbmwf is cringe
>>220879038>business plan: beat rorke within an inch of his life
not ideal is it
>>220878728david attenborough as well
>>220879091*does this in front of her*
>>220879091vaxxed?
>>220879081oxygenation
>>220879038really rattle rorke with this one, haven't you
>>220879064apple store? you mean an orchard? *looks around and sees if no one is looking*prepare to be vanquished, foid *stuffs her face in that bowl of lettuce that the chef did nothing with but it still costs 12 dollars*serves the little strumpet right.
>>220879118right ok thank youcan i stop that
>>220879094Yeah. I hope Clint Eastwood makes it to 100
Just raped rorke
business idea: nibble rorke's neck :3
madferit
Alright lads. 5k done for the night and showered.Did you see those black influencers who got in a fight and one ran the other over (and a poor random bystander) in LondonAbsolutely awful. I'm a lefty, honestly, and I can't believe what we're doing culturally. So much tolerance for people being absolute dickheads regardless of culture.
did you and your friends apply the offside rule when calling shotgun?
>>220879146support
*sends negative death bringing energy to clint eastwood*
>>220879153link
>>220879153>regardless of culture.yeh nice try mate. we all know who the main culprits are, dont be disingenuous.
>>220879148absoluteleh fuckin cuhlass mairt
im a lefty except when it comes to nons and trannies
watch a top gear episode from 15 years ago where they ruthlessly mock electric carsremember watching when it aired and thinking they'd never catch on
>>220879148situatiooon
>>220879181Jew
>>220879181I'm far right
>regardless of culture
>>220879181same. if there was a left wing party that also wanted to boot them all out, they'd have my vote forever.
hello sex-havers had any good sex recently?
>>220879210no, not in the last 20 years
>>220879153>So much tolerance for people being absolute dickheads regardless of culture.not exactlyit's not like the beer guzzling neanderthals at EDL rallies aren't universally mocked only when melanated specimens act subhuman is it considered beautiful or summat
>>220879181that literally means you're a fascist today mate sorry
youtube recs on a madone
>>220879210i emptied my bollocks into your mums arse
>>220879168https://twitter.com/MusicConnoisseu/status/2045847965651075144>>220879173Yeah I know it's urban black people. Not all of them but a serious number who have so much ego and so little brains that it makes them do stuff like this
reminder leftypol won, won the culture war, won the demographic war, won the economic war, rorke will NEVER reverse this. the demographics are baked in, the welfare state will continue to fund rasheed and the state will continue to import his entire village. england is dead.
>>220879181ktim
>>220879218wow your wife must've had her pussy welded shut but hopefully she cooks well
racism is it yeah rorkeyou aren't big and you aren't clever
my gf is half black
>>220879210had sex last night shall be having it tonight again most likely
>>220879134take the oxygen out somehowmight be something on amazon for it
I'm sorry but a nonalcoholic beer at 6am is mental even for Timothy James Byrne
>>220879203not i jew i think people should be free to be who they want and do what they want as long as it is moral however i can acknowledge that certain groups and their cultures are dangerous and lower iq and incompatible with our people and culture and that most trannards are mentally ill perverts trying to gain access to women’s spaces for their fetish or just self loathing women
>>220879256can i have sex with her?
>>220879245ok nonwhite keep seething
>>220879256and the other half?
I may be half machine, but I'm all woman
>>220879256she a zebra?
>>220879210on saturday was good but i couldn't cum
>>220879272>nonalcoholic beer at 6amhave done this before when i didn't have any other cold drinks in the summer
sucking down a pretend poo
>>220879272
>>220879256i had one of those. fucking annoying having to listen to her whittle on about racism and privilege all the time despite neither impacting her whatsoever
>>220879272He is mental and needs locking up
Genuinely have a 10" dildo in the post lads hahaha
>>220879272>pretend beergoing to start calling it that
>as long as it is moral ehe...
cousin brought a black gf to christmas once and almost got disowned by our grandparents
yohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6VJrFwh3bY
>>220879276you'll have to ask her mate>>220879279scottish dad>>220879286haha no>>220879298she doesn't care about politics
>>220879275>as long as it is moralehehe~~
cute
your appearance is comical to me
do need a gf, any going?
>>220879272in my fresher days i've done a few cans of carling at 8am
>>220879296there's a pic of poleaboo in a dress on the internet forever thanks to tim and no amount of anger will ever fix thatpoleaboo's legacy is due to /brit/ sending tim a picture of him
>>220879337in your mind she is your girlfriend
leftypol standing cartwheel 69'ing with his black disabled bf
>>220879337IMAGINE DRAGONS
>>220879343nah matewoke has banned them
>>220879337>went out of their way to purchase imagine dragons merch
the peter scrandelson
I think Arsenal can still win the league
I see Timothy James Byrne has deleted the tweets from 2019 where he is literally spunking.How did he come around to realising this might not be appropriate? Did someone tell him?
>>220879337I have the same laptop and it still works
leftypol sat in silence as he has to let his wireless earbuds charge.it's me. i'm talking about myself
>>220879349ocd ritual post
>>220879396think his family basically had him sectioned at that point, leading to the hospital arc
something a bit peng about guacamole
*imagines dragons*wow
>>220879396Probably had a social worker scour his social media for him
go gauchos
any girls here want to fuck me??
>>220879396those police officers who knocked on his door were fit
>>220879440how big's your cock
>>220879337dragons tales is irrelevant enough I deem this real autism and not fake autism
he always slags me off for posting images of my girlfriends
>>220879408>>220879425If he's schizo enough to post stuff like his address and the time the police came around, how has he never mentioned a family member or anything???
>>220879453um hi
>>220879307I used to troll grandma that I met a Turkish girl on the phone and she would start spazzing out
might treat myself, I deserve itx
getting to the time of year when i wash the sofa cushion covers
why do people just let their dogs bark for hoursam i the only one who can hear them fucks sake
don't think there is anything inherently wrong with immigration or racemixing, its the sheer numbers that is the issue x
>>220879422scary :(
>>220879491dog mongs are freaks
>>220874087>>220874087>>220874087
>>220879492 how long since your last opinion (how long did you hold it since I broke you into saying this)
>>220879491flag on russialad
cawston press ginger beerit lus
might have a glass of water
>>220835472 >>220835472 >>220835472
Are peng indian WPCs with northern accents really a thing or is britbox lying to me
>>220879503cat mongs pay for an animal that doesnt even like themat least my beag looks forward to being with me
toby
>>220879542>>220879542>>220879542
>>220879527Welsh Pony & Cob Society?
>>>/hm/2701552>>>/hm/2701552>>>/hm/2701552
>>220879512im not the parasite mousey
think the most annoying part of 2026 internet is how every community has little insults and pet names for people they dont like, and they just expect you to know them
>>220879551why is it doing that
>>220879551
>>220879551is that you hi
Girls with self harm scars
