Jewish nigga getting out of bed edition
manifesting a hammers goal
Why do we never do general watch alongs or movie nights or anything
no more anti-semitism in these threadsfucking sick of it now
thinking of buying a rugby shirt from barbour
zoomers will see a before and after of 15 years difference where the after pic shows someone slightly fatter and slightly balder and be like'omg bruh yoooooo bruh how tf ts even happen tho bruh'
>>220882395Dog bites aren't exclusive to pitbulls
leah williamson's gf is peng
>>220882452>t.chopped unc
>>220882435would love itshame they are dire
>>220882464>Fridge body>face like an old crone>tattoo >mulatto gfGrim
might reinstall league of legends
just did a fart that came out ice cold
What do you do if Jamie Varley is your cellmate? I’d like to say I’d batter him but in reality I’d probably just ask for a transfer
https://youtu.be/hIXdtvzuvpI?t=15https://youtu.be/hIXdtvzuvpI?t=15https://youtu.be/hIXdtvzuvpI?t=15https://youtu.be/hIXdtvzuvpI?t=15https://youtu.be/hIXdtvzuvpI?t=15
CLEAR THEM OUT
terrorising my own arse
>>220882492ask him what it was like to win the league with leicester probs
right
>>220882491get NASA on the line immediately
>>220882486what did you used to play
All I would need is a gf and like 2 mates but I have no one
>>220882440I have this thought sometimes. If we all spend all night watching films in our smelly bedrooms why bot do it together
Damn I actually found something good. Finall..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oin2wJ2YWhMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn2gc199WEssecond track is proto house from 84
Happy birthday Adolf Hitler!May we finish his mission.
tim cook formerly of apple has passed on
>>220882522which champions? usually teemo or nasusi was a shitter
Can’t play video games without feeling like I’m wasting my time
>>220882484gay if you wouldn't
>>220882541hold the fort...
>>220882523I've had mates but all we ever did was get drunk literally nothing else I can do that on my ownhad gfs too always ended up wanting to be on my ownyou're not missing anything
>>220882561find this genre of woman so boring
just don't like them
Fucking hellllll
>>220882543he has actually stepped downthat's odd, it was expected to happen but he's pulled a tony blair with itthere goes my isa, anyway
why do gays even want to get married in a church? Doesn’t make any sense
>>220882523used to have a gf and several mates but i went insane mode during covid and blocked all of them so now ive got no gf and no mates and havent had any for 6 or so years
toby teemo support >.< >.<
>>220882440There still websites that can stream films with chat?
Nazism is not compatible with the Anglo Saxon soul
I actually have a date on sunday with a girl from bumble. I am in absolutely terrible shape as I have been unemployed for months and just sitting around doing fuck all. She seems enthralled though.Problem is she looks a bit like a man. She actually looks like Joe Swansons mtf trans daughter. But she has really great style and looks actually quite pretty (except for looking like a man). It being 2026 of course i'm wondering if she is actually trans or just has a man face. If she is trans I actually don't mind, and I can excuse her man face but if she is a cis women with a fanny and a man face, idk thats a bit much for me.Either way i'm desperate for sex and haven't even had a kiss for almost 3 fucking years
>>220882584This is what ZOGbots think
>>220882578they're in direct rebellion against God
>>220882579ktim but I never had a gf (im a virgin you see)
>>220882573
>>220882561That the MP for gorton and denton?
And the latest from Tim?
>>220882561Mid
>>220882590Don't they have to disclose if they are trans on those sites?
>>220882579i lost the few i had on the abrupt deletion of whatsapp (owned by zogbook)just me and the /brit/ lads now, no more snakes
>>220882574always gets mogged
wonder how long it will be until sky sports and the like stop forcing womens football down people’s throats and it fades away into obscurity again
>>220882618size of rihanna's forehead omds
>>220882584True. England is a Christian nation. As long as there’s been an “England” (Alfred the Great) it’s been Christian
>>220882623tbf now you say that she has got 'women' on her bio
>>220882618Damn didn't think Nicky is so tiny and that Rihanna is so tall
>>220882633Whenever Rasheed gets put in charge
Cheeky trip to the ethnic convenience shop
>>220882628she looks a lot fitter than emiru with her curly hairwould scran the fucking box off her
high ho high ho its aff tae bed we go
>>220882642*Jeremy Clarkson voice*Until now
Corrr bet your bellies fucking massive
>>220882659love those pork sausage things
in bed, asmr onx
>>220882623They're supposed to but trannies don't want to disclose the fact they're trans because that means they're admitting they're not women, which means straight guys will pass on them.
>>220882671no
>>220882659a schlep to the sklep, was it
>>220882483not to be spuds will probably get something against wolves as well grim
just changed channels and fucking rory stewart was on
piss looks and smells like apple juicecan still smell it from other room after flushing
>>220882646Well that's a good sign. Idk what to tell you bro, hope she looks better IRL. If her body is hot than she will be redeemed.
>>220882686Very good
what next for british cats?
>>220882696maybe you got some up your nostrils and that's why you can smell it still
>>220882696kidney cancer
>>220882659king prawns dont taste any different to prawns
really can’t wait till i’m in my 30s and don’t have to get pissed to socialise anymorealcohol is a grim drug and i don’t want to spend my limited time on this earth getting drunk and then being hungover in some sisyphean cycle. while spending lots of money to do so.
>>220882677I would be very mad, but I've never used those apps. This has to be a rule, you could argue they are putting themselves in danger by not disclosing.
>>220882706stroking
>>220882574you ever been to Italy lad, they all look like this
>>220882696diabetes if it smells sweet
>>220882618don't think this is to scale
>Apple CEO Tim Apple has abruptly stepped down wtf why is Mousey walking towards Cupertino??
Girls with self harm scars
>>220882706state funeral for Larry the Cat
>>220882728im 31 and get pissed every weeklive a little mate might do you some goodmiserable sod
>>220882574who is that, hapas are cute>>220882745only to Milan but wasn't allowed to rizz girls
>>220882761>Apple CEO Tim Apple has abruptly stepped downdid he retire or tumble down the stairs?
>>220882749nah it is, iggy's MASSIVE
>>220882761mad how his name is time apple that's like if the guy who made mcdonald's was called john mcdonald
>>220882778Just resigned with no notice Probably wanted some gay sex
>>220882776Moist x
>>220882731Yes there's a danger element for them, but many of them have bad judgement. That UK tranny was convicted for lying to a man about being a woman, in order to get him to have sex with her. It's better to avoid apps, especially when you're feeling very down and may make a mistake.
>>220882761tim cook has definitely been to that folsom bdsm pride parade in san francisco getting drinking piss and getting walked like a dog
new bugfish dropped
>>220882728im 34 and fairly pissed right now
We at /brit/ send our condolences to /g/ over this big technology news.
>>220882769already lived plentybeen to lots of nightclubs, picked up women, socialised and made friends. been on lads holidays. hospitalised myself twice on two seperate of those holidays. drank every type of liquor and lager under the sun. seen it all done it all.would say i’d keep it limited but i don’t actually think i can do that. once i start the boozing i can rarely stop myself from pushing it till im very drunk
>>220882823here he is the lad himself
we at /brit/ bid a farewell to wolves as they exit the premier league
>time applehow long is it?
>>220882765might do a gibbymoo wank
>>220882835they'll be back
>>220882835Mousey predicted this
>>220882819Don't simp, it's embarrassing
>>220882819who
>>220882835wolves have had a shit season, they've got no team, they've got no club, they've got no fans
>>220882806There's many guys that are into trans but I guess they want to be with a straight guy which is very ironic, the whole thing is fucked. > It's better to avoid apps, especially when you're feeling very down and may make a mistake.I'm just not very good at texting people I don't know, it has to be IRL, I'm way better.
>>220882696>>220882719which isnit boys
nothing more grim than being a full grown adult living with your mam and your stepdad fuck my liife
I think about my Dad, who is unemployed and sits in his flat getting drunk just wondering where the fuck the time flew, knowing he will soon be gone. Life is fucking grim
>>220882829oh youve got mental illness then, i dont want anything to do with yougood day to you
Gay CEO Tim Cock
Who gets more pussy, leftypol or Rorke?
>>220882793>that's like if the guy who made mcdonald's was called john mcdonaldUntil recently the head of McDonald's UK operations was genuinely called Zoe Hamburger
that's the 2250 calories limit demolished then
>>220882875i don’t have mental illness. i just love a booze and thus i need to avoid it
>>220882887neither
GAY PORN SPAMMING
>>220882908What about bussy?
>>220882887rorke with his loving wife of 20 yearsleftypol the only man not to get any pussy in a polycule
>>220882863wow would love to shag him/her
Vote for most insufferable twat?
hi guys just opened my window going back to sleep now
>>220882874get Jesus Christ on it lad
>>220882921leftypol sometimes gets a hug from the they/themdem
>>220882861>they've got no fansyou want sum? I'll give it ya
jarvis play canyon.mid, full volume
>>220882907if you cant stop yourself from drinking then thats mental illness mate
>>220882863looks like shed break into pieces like a kitkat just from gently touching herneed a girl with a bit of chunk and cussion
rorke couldnt score in a barrel of fannies
New Baywatch should have hired Sidney Sweany
>>220882933
>>220882907thats called addiction matea mental illness
there is a Jesus Christ simulator on steam
Twitch streamer Mousey hates attention so leave him alone
>>220882959I should hire her to rub her tits on my face
>>220882946>herthats a bloke, and not even a tranny
Realising that if I lived alone, how much my life look like that of Timothy James Byrne when he was in his rented flat.Not the mental parts but the crushing domesticity.
>>220882968Better off reading The Bible It's this book about Jesus trying to become God then at the end he manages it. It's well good
>>220882944i can stop myself it’s just when i start drinking i want to keep drinking and get drunk and my willpower is weakened>>220882965i’m not addicted though i just really like getting pissed after even just two pints. everyone loves getting drunk
>>220882968theres a jesus christ simulator in real life mateits called reading the BIBLE and going to CHURCH
Brian Cox would do anything for Scotland, except live there.
>>220883006>>220883011FUCK OFF DIEGO
In love with the bulgarfu but she'll never love me back
>>220882986Good idea, I know that sounds very narcissistic but I think I could have had a chance with her in high school.
>>220882996Like this but with Warhammer and probably more self hatred as I am probably more aware of it than a literal paranoid schizophrenic
>>220882438
>>220882862>the whole thing is fucked. This 100%. They should just accept that straight men aren't interested and move on. >I'm just not very good at texting people I don't know, it has to be IRL, I'm way better.I have the same problem. I'm great at talking to ppl face to face but text is challenging. Even posting here is something I'm not good with
thatchers blood orange down the gullethonestly I reckon nobody goes to tesco for the food anymore since the quality is indistinguishable from the other supermarkets, they just go so they don't have to wade through crowds of biomass in lidl
>>220882996when i moved into a flat by myself i really let myself go for a few yearsits very easy to give up with you dont have any reason to make things look nice
That's Brian Cox done then
>>220882996Looks thin there desu
>>220883006I was going to but then I was told you don’t read it like a normal book from start to finish you have to jump about and it confused me
>>220883006Jesus is always God. He didn’t become God. It’s called the hypostatic union. The Logos took on a human form fully without mixture or erasure.
am i allowed to watch this if im not a hardworking man
>>220882996wonder if he could have been decent looking if he had a better diet, better trim and a gym routine
>>220883028noting some very unsafe...cable management!in the bottom left corner!!!....that's aFIRE risk....
christian larp hour is it
>>220883031he looks the sort, doesnt he
nobody:literally nobody:leftypol:rorke:rorke's mate from bradford: that's vicked bro
>>220883047Nah, need to ask her to do one for unemployed dossers
Well said, Brendo. Well said.
no saturated fatno sugar
>>220883060no i was just telling the guy his dad should turn to Jesus Christ because he seems to be in suffering
>>220883045What's the Holy Spirit then
>>220883068Dog and Pony show
>>220883063the sort of what
>>220883050He looks handsome when he was younger and well enough to work
>>220882438>low income third worlders are driving up the prices of middle and high income housingchuddies actually believe this
what if your mum ran on batteries
>>220883032>I have the same problem. I'm great at talking to ppl face to face but text is challengingI feel you bro, I need to sense the vibe, I come of ass awkward when texting lol which is weird because I'm much better IRL. I'm also weird on the phone hehe.>Even posting here is something I'm not good withwhy? you can be as free as you want here (to an extent) also it's just blokes
Christians need to stop trying to explain the trinity and just acknowledge that it takes faith to accept and understand it as Kierkgaard said
christians on here will just politely share their views and the atheists just CANNOT leave them uninsulted
if somehow i could get my own place and somehow get a girlfriend that would honestly be like winning the lottery for me
>>220883094you know what i mean
>>220882996eating alone in the house is feels pathetic. glad i paid my incel flat up front so what i could have spent on the mortgage i just add to food budget and dine out most of the time. this is how people in NY do it bceuase none of them keep food in the fridge
>>220883098landlords love this life hack
I've actually started attending mass again but it's at 8 in the morning on Sunday so I never see any young people just 70+ decrepit old people and a few Filipinos and what I think are Syrians though they look like pajeets.
>>220883028Nigga watching Sabrina
will my iPhone still work with this bloke going
>>220883069okay mongenjoy your diet of rocket and water
>>220883069If I had to chose between no carbs or no saturated fat I would chose no carbs every time. I already don't eat sugar.
>>220883098they are because jeet landlords cram them 8 in a room
>>220883028>sabrina the teenage witchkino
>>220882996this is unironically why he photographs ever mundane moment. when you live alone you might as well not exist
>>220883122wouldn't count on it mate
>>220883107Literally All they need to say is "because God does so"
>>220883075The father - The uncreated source. Eternally existent. Ground of all being. The I AM. The progenitor of all thingsThe Son - the father’s word and knowledge of himself. The Logos/The Tao. The eternally spoken and begotten word of God. It flows from the source eternally. The Holy Spirit - the ontological goodness and perfect love between these forces of Gods person. All 3 are one God, but all 3 are separate persons. This is hard for humans to fully comprehend. Think of the sun, its heat, and its light. All the one sun, but different aspects. You cannot have the sun without its heat or light, similarly you cannot have God without this trinity.
christians talking some absolute nonsense as usual no such thing as a hypostatic union
>>220883107Aquinas said that you can deduce God philosophically, but not the Trinity BUT you can use Scripture to help understand the Trinity
>>220883050
>>220883145Bit like Dumbledore, Harry and Hermione
>>220883145This is modalism and theologically valid.
I'm 34 and still with my parents but have a gf lelWish I'd had a flat for a bit just to fuck about in several senses of the word.Buying a four bed house this year but it won't be the same
>>220883149we are just having a talk
>>220883122new bloke isnt gay so who knows
>>220883114mean about what
>>220883158Kenneth Branagh
Bit racisthttps://youtu.be/_YC3sTbAPcU
>>220883158sad, just a normal lad
>>220883168why do you need a 4 bed house retard
>>220883145not true, each one of the three are fully God SEPARATELY, each is Godanalogies don't work with the trinity and will lead you into subtle errors
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Caddyshack on sky greats on my TV via sky stream in home ...
>>220883206but for the grace of god go us
My uncle keeps abusing my aunt by making constant criticisms, not sure what I can do to stop it if anything :/
>>220883207Because I'm quite rich from living at home and live up Norf
>>220883130Did you ever fantasise that Sabrina was learning some sex spells and her aunts were teaching her and they’d all want to tie a human boy down so she could experiment on you?
mad what those bastards have done to timpoor old lad
>>220883168Wasn't very fun bringing girls when I lived with my parents cause she can't scream and moan ect...But they would to go Greece very frequently and we'd have the house to ourselves.
I’d like to suck the farts out of Emma Watson’s parts.
I've had one foot in the door with Christianity for about 5 years now, and I'm slowly realising just how bad this place is spiritually. Was struck with just how sinful and pathetic I am the last few months, there is only misery and death without Christ. We are only going to revive this country with a real engaged evangelical faith. I've given myself until the end of this year to sort myself out and I'm leaving this place for good.
>>220883212yeah maybe for the church itself it has to be very precise but i think it’s an apt analogy for /brit/ on half 10 on a monday night i am not trying to lead people astray just trying to explain the trinity
>>220883138remember the mentally unwell man who lived alone and as soon as he got home every night he would put on don't give up with peter gabriel and kate bush. surprisingly never actually KHS. i think it was just a vibe he liked. but it does make the point that music better than photography provides social context to a lonely life . safer too considering the times tim has doxxed himself
>>220883230thay doesn't answer the question though does it
>>220883162it's more like God = Voldemort Jesus and The Holy Spirit being horcruxes
>>220883183what's wrong with malay girls?
>>220883183I would say that's reasonable
620 million moids attended an online rape academy and you're wondering why women pick the bear
just expelled gas out of my anal hole
>>220883233Timmy has institutionalised himself, he got himself sent back to hospital from his flat by "falling" Wonder what happened to his guitars. He's never mentioned any family somehow
deegs is gonna flip his lid saying god is he who must not be named
>>220883183The Chinese names are better>大波北姑big tits northern aunty>青春陀地youthful beauty>白净馬來white and clean malay>熱情賓妹passionate filipina>狂野鬼妹crazy gwailo girl
>>220883244you will eventually realise how small and worthless a lot of these old habits really are. nothing much is said here. most of it is nonsense, hatred and lust. you can still be a good poster. I often feel immune how to effects to stir up hatred or arguments and such. But it’s still bad and we need to get off it
>>220882495mousey please no
>>220883274
>>220883279Don't understand how do you get this way and I was a fat kid and really pushed it.
>>220883281Yeah is it really?* Turns around and walks out of /lang/*
Remember my fellow Christian brothers: "In essentials unity, in non-essentials liberty, in all things charity"
>>220883183what about burmesedem
>>220883270>online rape academysorry, say that again mate...
>>220883292mostly it's inactivity, Americans once they start working if it's in an office may not do more than 2,000 steps in a day
>>220883274Alri Emma Watson
>>220883280The ancient Hebrews did consider Gods name too holy to be uttered except by the high priests on sacred days
>>220883319Yahweh innit
NHS made an example out of Tim. Tim was too determined and too courageous and was about to expose the entire Jimmy Savile scandal back in 2011 but then the NHS caught wind of this and gave him his schizophrenia
>>220882618mad how i could throw nicky minaj like a javelin
>>220883301nice docs on herknew a burmese lass from here and she was extremely fit
>>220883183how much for a curly haired big booba jewess
Wish my parents had forced me to get a job when I was younger
>>220883308Yeah but this guy looks like he eats at least 4000 calories a day which is insane. I couldn't be able to function properly.
... supper this evening wearing my excellent glasses watching NBA Suns @ Timberwolves on sky sports action on my TV via sky stream in home ...
>>220883183probably just bring the same girl out
>>220883354American food is calorific but not filling like sugary drinks it doesn't actually make you full
>>220883351ktim
idea for a world: punish good people and reward bad people
PATREON LEAK: Mousey comfortably predicts that Klaxons will reform and make new music within the next 5 years
>>220882590>If she is trans I actually don't mindweird fairyenjoy literally sucking cock
got robert palmer on
one thing that does frustrate me a little is that the suffix 'oid' means 'resembles, but isn't actually' so when you call someone a 'leftoid' or a 'rightoid' you're saying that they aren't actually leftist or rightistits why we have the term 'android' which means 'resembles, but isn't a man'I understand why its used the way it is, its supposed to be as if you're discussing an anthropological specimen, but still
>>220883244i've been into it a bit before but just gave uptoo much of what i am is in direct contradiction with christianity or godpeople wonder why hell is torture, and i think hell is where you go to get all the evil parts of your soul literally destroyed. so it's torture because if you're that evil then it is basically mutilation
>>220883330We believe so. The Hebrews wrote it as יהוה, which is only the four letters of YHWH. Yahweh is a scholarly interpretation of how they pronounced it. It means I am that I am. It’s an ontological statement. I am. God is perfect, eternal, pure being. Aquinas refined this as “ipsum esse subsistens” in his work. The pronunciation was likely similar to “Yawvé”
>>220883372True, the most satiating food is meat and fat imo, can't really eat much of it before my body saying that's enough. If there are many carbs involved though I can overeat without realizing and feel like shit later.
when the baddie is too tea
>>220883330יהוה עם ישראל חי
want to go on a binge of heavy enough drinking to give myself DTs on purpose but i wouldn't be able to afford it
... I didn't wee myself - the beer overflowed ...
>>220882590dondraperredfaceddrink.jpg
Those fucking scumbags destroyed a statue of Jesus Christ with a sledge hammer I can’t believe them
>>220883408Just remember that sometimes its as simple as reading your bible and still going to churchI got through many bad years just keeping to that minimumAlso, I occasionally flirt with Universalism to get through really really dark days, still not convinced it's actually a heresy yet. God bless.
>>220883409did you just copy pasta that from google
>>220882933sleep tight auslad
Listening to some classic dad rock
Why is it still so cold STILL??
>>220883430i’ve had DTs. or something similar. it isn’t fun. you literally cannot sleep because your body keeps jerking you awake. you are utterly wracked by fear and paranoia. you keep hearing shit that isn’t there and forgetting what you did 5 minutes ago. it’s essentially giving yourself dementia while jumped up on meth
*black voice*why is still so colllld stillll
>>220883430I wanna go on drug binge, haven't done that in a few years
>>220883456You live in Britain lad.
>>220883447no why
>>220883439actually it was already broken. they were just making it symmetrical to make jesus even more beautiful. you're welcome christfags
>>220883384would like to pick up their first album on vinyl but very spenny
>>220883430ktim but my life is so shite that I will just drink myself to death
Bro is PISSED
>>220883454Was talking to a zoomer girl, and she told me she's getting into classic punk so i asked her which bands and she said Fall Out Boy and MCR.
>>220883430don't do that
shitting dick nipples
>>220883466sc
>stop children whats that sound starts playingit's over
>>220883505lel
you lads ever made korean army stew?hot dogs, spam, beans, kimchi, korean chilli paste, noodles, american cheesesounds grim but it’s sensational
Haven't done a poobert in a week
can you understand this?
get the coffee supped, rorke
>>220883028>timmy watching sabrinagreat pick, tim
>>220883491nobody askedfuck up cunt
>>220883539don't care to
>>220883528No, but those pork stews with kimchi look amazing, not really a fan of ramen and spam
Dr. Adams has famously stated, "I hate that movie." His frustrations boil down to three main points:"A Funny Doctor": He felt the film reduced his life's work to that of a "funny doctor" who just wears a red nose, ignoring his 40+ years of activism, his work for peace, and his goal to provide free healthcare to everyone.The Money: Despite the film grossing over $200 million, Patch claims that none of the profits were ever donated to his foundation or the construction of his hospital, which he had hoped the film would help fund.The Portrayal of Medicine: He criticized the film for making his medical colleagues look like "one-dimensional villains" to make his character look like a hero. In reality, he views medicine as a collaborative, deeply scientific, and humanistic field.
not seen much of ziedy and heatherfungus as of late
>>220883540at 22:39pm are you bloody mental
>>220883539parts of it but don’t know what Althusserian theory is
we're currently at war with the American flag gookcel who posts racebait. Start posting WMAF if you've got them
>>220883539no it's nonsense
DOGSHIT ZINGERSCALLING ALL DOGSHIT ZINGERS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lxIP4JgBp_Yhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mAtlSi8WhKYsome hebrew bangers for you lot to enjoy xxxx
>>220883571broke my ankle so I've got 2 weeks off toil :^)
>>220883480new
bloody abscess looks like hell, been like this for months
>>220883436haha
>>220883568they passed on
>>220883587i actually, to be honest with you, seek the destruction of the israeli state (and the palestinian one if i get totally lucky)
>>220883539very low IQ move to communicate your thoughts in complete gibberish. the smartest people communicate their thoughts and ideas in simple terms
>>220883594um
>>220883575catberg acting a bit strange as of late
>>220883539The basic point is that structuralism understands capitalism's propagandistic effects in uniform ways, whereas post-structuralism claims that capitalism propagandises in different sometimes contradictory ways and this can change over time. This change was to account for how capitalism can absorb both right wing and left wing critiques of itself and sell them back to you.
>>220882583...yh
>>220883537not good
>>220883612the giant berg
Can't wait to be home tomorrow so I can finally poo. Body is begging for it, it's screaming at me to get all that shite out
>>220883632>>220883632>>220883632>>220883632
>>220883605Don't agree that its low IQ, but it is unnecessary
>>220883605this corporate lingo deliberately made to deceive people
>>220883456i think it's hot me
