New sandwich edition
farting my fucking arse to bits
I don't like these sandwiches but this would be good I reckon.
>I must be a shut in because i don't take notice of random 4chan memes hmm yes great logic there shitbrains
Any man on a mission man in? Steadily busy these days after years of dossing. Gonna get somewhere i reckon
>>220886273>random 4chan memesAnd again you are a shutin by showing you know no other world than 4chan He is famous across the entire internet
>>220886261That's one I've been meaning to watch
>>220886273a weeb went mental and broke into a house and got arrested, was all over the place not just on 4chan
>>220886277Yeah same mate, reckon within a decade I should be CEO of gimmicks
>>220886290rorke hooting and hollering
They're doing two gimmicks for the price of one at Tesco this week
rorke twerking that thang
>>220886287>The only worlds that exist are on the internetI know only the outside world mate, maybe you should acquaint yourself with it
>>220886273>4chan memesI uhh every website other than probably YouTube had constant posts of it
>>220886277Always on a mission. Even when I was binging I was progressing me, at least now it's more chill. >Gonna get somewhere i reckonBased, good for you.>>220886290ThunderCringe, as much as I dislike lefty shite, the right wing thing is equally unfunny.
>>220886318>Na I am extremely social but I uh only use 4chan online hahaOkay bro
>>220886319I literally do not use any other website besides news sites, journal pages and occasionally when i'm drunk, 4chan. I would ask for a link but I realise I actually don't care
>>220886290it is insane to me that the supposedly big conservative comedy that intended to really stick it to the woke could NOT not have a bbc joke in itif you're going to ask why it is a bbc joke, the bald guy at the end literally says 'that's the biggest dick I've ever seen'deranged kosher cuckservatism
>>220886346Okay incel
i like pretty girls
>>220886339Okay, lets compare how many women we have both shagged, you go first
>>220886350Their jokes are as preachy as the left. "Oh this is not a man, it's actually a girl" Holy shit just shoot me. Just because I might agree with you doesn't mean you are funny.
>>220886350>bro it's totally the cuckservative jews who are making all the cuck jokes!>us wignats don't do that! just ignore the reams upon reams of cuckporn posted on /pol/, /int/ and /gif/!
The New York Knicks NBA team get their name from a a shortening of Knickerbockers, a term popularized by Washington Irving to describe the trousers worn by Dutch settlers in the New York area.
>>220886370
>>220886350>conservative comedyIt's Jewish
converted to islam for a paki gf but now i have paki mother in law ahaha
Might see Akira on my lonesome at the Kinoplex. Might treat myself to one of those tesco meal deals and make a whole day of it! Why not, I say!
>>220886377I'm not a wignat and nowhere did I say it is only kosherservatives doing it. Calm down.
>>220886371>I shag women but I don't have any social media You're not doing very well so far
>>220886400>converted to islam for a paki gfImagine converting to your woman's religion rather than making her convert to your religion. Grim.
>>220886380All the cool short words came from the Dutch, shit, fuck, cunt, dyke, boss, snoop, spook, booze, poop, scoop.
>>220886350Anon, the whole 'woke' shite was always a gaslight to unite people around a made up strawman opposition. Any person who used the term woke you should immiedietly discount as being disengenuous and full of shit. At the end of the day the most open minded and shocking comedies were made by who? Not the right, ever
i've said it once and i'll say it again it again
>>220886398I literally said 'kosher cuckservatism'
Please buy my new book: The Day the World Went WOKE
>>220886416Knickerbocker is a long ass word though.
>>220886417There always was shit happening that could be called "woke", or "SJW", or similar such terms. It just got expanded to such a point that the terms became meaningless.Think of stuff like Uncle Ben's rice renaming itself to just "Ben's", changing their logo cause it was somehow deemed "racist", and going on some massive apology tour begging for forgiveness for such a sin. What do you call that other than woke, or social justice wankery, etc?
>>220886414So like Saint Augustines father did...
>>220886240If the King does not see it fit to put an end to this popery then I propose a new model sandwich be drafted to safeguard this nation from foreign influence!
americans and their country are quite exotic to me especially compared to aussies/kiwis. when i visited just the architecture and general atmosphere felt very odd in a way i cant explain other than calling it vaguely southern european.
>>220886408Exactly what I thought. You will heartily defend seeing a meme as some sort of 'prestige', despite nobody in the real world given a shit yet when asked about sexual exploits deflects. Funny isn't it. Now nosh on my cock and cede victory
>>220886439True
>>220886417I don't entirely disagree, but you'd have to be disingenuous if you deny the reality of which 'woke' is supposed to point to, which is heavily censorious humourless oppression based politics that sees reification of oppressive power structures in sometimes completely innocuous things. These people exist and I'd be more willing to buy your 'they're keeping us divided' narrative if you'd just be willing to accept a certain contingent on the left do this just as much as the right.
Sometimes there's a buggy.
>>220886449>popery
tonight on black mirror ooh what if your tesco clubcard wanked you off instead ooh
>>220886455when I saw the rowhouses of Baltimore in The Wire it reminded me of visiting London as a child
>>220886455what you mean like the spanish type architecture in the south
>>220886449I've been listening to this today, very good rec Slovenia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK939C0n3Z0
internet catholics be like im going to disavow the pope because hes not racist
>>220886480
>>220886443>What do you call thatIdk and you are right and this is where the term woke has filled a void but its so often used basically by corperate media to coerce numpties to their cause. I think there has to be a real specific term to frame these bizarre acts. In my own mind I just call it upper class mental illness, since it seems to stem from some strange guilt from people in positions of power. But i'm not sure what to call it, i can't believe no academic has put a name to it
watching the book of mormon on youtube
>>220886458You've already said you use no other website than 4chan for something like social media and still claim you can convince women to be with you You're so far gone you don't actually understand how people communicate todayPlease give up
rorke still lives in the 1400s, youll have to excuse him
>>220886480really liked the first 2 seasons, Brooker shouldn't have sold it to Netflix
>>220886479It is amusing to see smug tradcaths tie themselves in knots when you point out the papacy has been captured by the very theology the hierarchy is supposedly there to prevent
>>220886498>let millions of foreign invaders into your country and let them replace you>why? because jeebus said so, chud.
>>220886479It’s not just Catholicism.
>>220886519He should open the Vatican and let them sleep there, how bout that?
>>220886486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYDRwU57QnQthis one's also a banger
>>220886511You sucking my knob would be the closest you've ever come to a vagina aint it you grim little shitter. The only thing you can gatekeep is internet activity you fucking virgin freak.
Reminder that Christians are obligated to treat immigrants fairly, but there is NOTHING in the Bible that says a nation has to have open borders or mass immigration as a policy.
>>220886532All of Christianity is turbo-cucked. We need to abandon this religion to the dustbin of history where it belongs.
>>220886519those are the teachings of jesus
it's another rorke shocked christianity is a universality loving religon started by a black man
>>220886532Let's be honest, it's only in Pastor Bob's church in Buttcrack, Alawydaho where you don't see this shit.
TikTok...give me more sexy teenager videos TikTok
>>220886537Yeah good band, never heard of them before you posted yesterday. Do you check out the Youtube channels that post some of the songs you listen to, I checked this channel out and it has some good stuff. Hasn't posted in 9 years unfortunately.
Sucking a golfball
>>220886560
>>220886569for me it's Dean David Burkhartbut will do, thx
>>220886481some parts look very familiar, i saw someone post a ‘flyover town’ here the over day and it was the exact depressing brick architecture we have here but i take it as something that is only common in the north or midwest. it’s a very diverse (not talking in the political way) country but most of the diversity feels very alien when i think because of our surface similarities i was expecting to feel a lot more at home.>>220886483somewhat. i visited charlotte north carolina for a day and then florida for a week and it was just the general vibe. i think seeing people who are similar to me (ie speak the same language, vaguely of the same stock) live completely different lives was where the feeling started. everything was new, lots of buildings made of that terracotta/marble type material that you only see in warmer climates, the people were just accustomed to living in blistering heat and the weird layout of the place and all of these things we dont get over here. it felt like living there wouldve been like being of something bigger. hard to explain. but i do not feel this with aussies or kiwis because i think the cultural connection has persevered to an extent so even if they live in similar conditions i look at them and think well theyre just our brothers who were lucky enough to escape to the beach.
progressivism is literally just christian morality with the god stuff removed, progressivism can no happen in chriistian or post christian countries. there are ZERO muslims in the world that feel guilt over the millions of slaves they had, they are not ashamed that they only stopped selling people because european empires.
>>220886569>Hasn't posted in 9 years unfortunately.Those are the best channels. The ones with dozens if not hundreds of good videos, but left untouched for years. That's how you know they're untainted by modern internet culture and AI slop.
>>220886581This is the channel The Lines song was posted from, I was saying I checked it out. >Dean David Burkhartlel, I'm also subbed, based.
Any posts on /brit/ that have really stuck with you or come back into your brain from time to time?I remember once a lad saying he looked quite young so would dress in a tracksuit and talk to sixteen year old girls and try to shag them
The thing is, Christianity is supposed to be beyond left and right. These are categories that only emerged in the past 300 years and the religion is MUCH older than that. All day every day I see this basic combination of understandings:left winger sympathetic to christianity sees it as left wingright winger sympathetic to chrsitianity sees is as right wingleft winger who dislikes christianity sees it as right wing right winger who dislikes christianity sees it as left wingif you read the Bible it just doesn't fit easily into either categoryif someone were to twist my arm for me to say what kind of politics a chrsitianity society would have it would be economically collectivist and socially conservative but with an emphasis on compassion
>>220886589Yep, I'm subbed to more than 200 music channels probably if not more. So much good stuff, so little time.
>>220886595whats wrong with trying to shag 16 year olds
>>220886240Bring it back, Tesco.
Wonder what life is like being a native to a place like Ibiza or Tenerife
>>220886624I've been to Tenerife quite a few times and the natives there hate us
>>220886611Can't do this when you're over 22-23 I reckon.
>>220886611It's illegal.
>>220886600I think this is why understanding religion is so much more important than understandin political theory. Most people who only understand politics are the most out of touch people yet despite religious people believing, imo nonsese they are far more in touch with human reality because it spans such a long amount of time in history
really don't like tucker carlson as a screen presence
>>220886624wonder what life is like being native to the isle of wight
>>220886650I like his insane laugh
>>220886623MAMA MIA PIZZAREA ITALIINIA PIZZARERIA
>>220886633I went once and didn’t notice anythingHad a nice time with my family, walked round the small town, went to the water park and the jolly fat East Asian fellow at one of the local restaurants was happy to see us>>220886657Wonder what it’s like on the Falklands
>>220886665it can be funny in small doses, i admit
>>220886657wet leg are from there and they are shit
>>220886666
might go rape the angel on my shoulder as per the request of the devil on my shoulder
>>220886679Wet Leg are decent IMO. They're fit too.But if I remember rightly they're not actual Isle of Wight natives. One of them is Scouse. They both moved there when they were young.
Wonder what it’s like living on an island
The Japs make some great upskirt porn. It’s all fake (ie posed) though. Western upskirt porn has a tendency to be legit women out and about and not in the know.
>>220886677https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UURf_6KI_Rk
>>220886650i only know him from a fishing video that once got posted. seemed like a nice guy in that
>>220886688hmm, well
Might move to Island
What would your last meal be?
i was born on love island
>>220886650>tucker carlsonThe goodest of dhimmis.
I do want to retire in Thasos where my grandpa is from. >>220886712Slow braised pork shank, french fries, dzadziki, pita bread.
>>220886691lol
>>220886687>Wet Leg are decent IMO.YA FUCKEN GAY M8
Britbong is from the Isle of Wight
>>220886737SNL stole Nicks bit and did 2 weeks ago. I think he did this 6 years ago probably.
>>220886712Probably just steak and chips or a roastNot fussed me I’ll eat anything they put my way* (*provided it is European cuisine)
pondering my next step
bloody fart, poo, pee innit
>>220886747looks like he's presenting an episode of antiques roadshow
>>220886760Great post
>>220886751imagine a world where SNL actually hired people like Nick
>>220886741>calls me gay>posts olivia rodrigoFucking HOWLING at you, you bent cunt.
>>220886760Hand over the kimchi jeon
pea sandwich
>>220886777Honestly I can't, it would be too funny.
Keir Starmer has great hair tbf. Maybe that’s why the bald gammons hate him
>>220886760
ive gota p sandwich for you and it's going in ur bum
>>220886813True, but he hits like a girl. >>220886801Mom makes a really good stew with peas and beef chunks and carrots.
>Keir Starmer has great hair tbf. Maybe that’s why the bald gammons hate him
daniel radcliffe and megan thee stallion linked up!need it or keep it?
>>220886834need to spaff thanks for reminding me
>>220886836would love to mount her
>>220886847ktim
>>220886847how do you know im turkish?
>>220886240meanwhile rorke eating this
>>220886862scrm
>>220886834Right!
>>220886862s
>>220886862saddest thing I've seen today
>>220886834Sauce?
>>220886847
>>220886862when i was in college i thought i bought this as my lunch treat but i accidentally bought the mayo version so left it in the bathroom as an offering for whoever wanted it hope they didnt bin itdont know why i didnt just bring it home for someone in my family to eat
>>220886887screaming
>>220886888why do you hate mayo lad? mayo is peng
>>220886887alri bossman
LORD JESUS
>>220886884Evil Toons (1991)https://www.darksidereviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/eviltoons_2.jpg
Meanwhile in America the hoe lineup looks like a fentanyl lean party. You have to wake up your choice to tell her she's been picked.
>>220886910what did he mean by this
>>220886897never had it just looks and smells disgusting
>>220886908>none of them wearing an england shirtshan't
>>220886884>>220886907
dont know why you think someone would find a sandwich in the toilet and eat it
>>220886910Who's that handsome chap
>>220886925She can get it
>>220886920>>220886928
>>220886922get it down ya, you poofter
>>220886926found a pill one time in a bathroom and ate it, it was in a house club though >>220886932of course
>>220886926it was sealed and in pristine condition if i found a sandwich or any other packaged food in perfect quality on the floor or in the bathroom i would think its my lucky day
>>220886923lol
>>220886908all fit (even though the choice is obvious once you see her)
>>220886941wish it was socially acceptable to cover myself in this stufflove mayo me
Have they found the guy who farts in the packets of ham yet
the best credit sequence of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc-xQ_ms5kUwatch from 1:30 onwards
>>220886952I liked #1
can swallow a tunnocks teacake without chewing it
>>220886908queue to the gherkin somethin somethin
tried masturbating prone and felt a pop now my willy doesn't work anymore
>>220886968umm... black dicks o algo. joke complete
>>220886973>tried masturbating proneWhat's the appeal of this? Someone explain to me.
>>220886955thats just how ham smells i reckon
>>220886910performance artist, timothy james byrne
it's so cold!!
>>220886910Did he get a photoshoot done when he was still schizo?
>>220886981somethin different innit
>>220886965American hoes are fit tho desu
>>220886982bought some bavarian ham and desperate to get rid of itstinking up the whole fridge like entering a gas chamber when i open it
>>220886968>>220886980dw you'll get picked one of these days leftypol lol
germans be like zis ist not allowed
Where are they now, do you reckon?
>6 Most DISTURBING Appalachian Encounters Ever Caught On Camera
>>220887014bizarre
>>220887017scream they DO be like that!
American girls being attracted doesn’t make sense when they are of the same or similar genetic stock to us and are fatter with even worse diets because they don’t even eat real food and everything they do eat has about 100g of sugar in it which ages you
>>220887004Not really, and the street girls have black pimps they sleep with. Pro escorts online charge a g and up if they're young and fit. Argentina looks like paradise..
leftypol looking at that group of women and saying they prefer that to 16 year olds
>>220887020probably single mums raising their half caste sprogs
>>220887010fry it/cram it
right well that's me feeling so fly like a g6
>>220887026Unsolicited replies containing bbc references are trash. Kys
>>220887033>American girls being attracted doesn’t make sense when they are of the same or similar genetic stock to usWhite Americans are likely to have non-Anglo heritage like German, French, Italian etc which undeniably makes them look slightly different. Not necessarily better, but different. Whereas White Brits are, in the vast majority of cases, 95% or more English/Scottish/Welsh/Irish.
>>220887034is this real?
>>220887034would love her to fart on me
sir your virtual e-girl kitten rental has arrived
I beat "porn addiction", as it were, whilst beating interracial porn. I won and ....
ur all a buncha pooftas innit
>>220887067whys she using ai to turn herself into an indian bloke
>>220887058>>220887061sophie brussaux (drake's ex)
might learn finnish
>>220887061Why though? How is a fart attractive? You find the smell of rotten shit particles attractive? Do you get a boner when you smell the mess you leave in the toilet every few hours?
>>220887055But even the mostly Anglo ones look better then our skets
>>220887076sc
I beat the porn industry yes
>>220887078insane ass formation
>>220887076s
being indian is probably a blast if youre one of the 0 self awareness 60 iq ones
>>220887078corrr>>220887083don't explain myself to rodents
wish I didn't think so much
>>220887105ignorance is bliss
>>220887085Even the mostly Anglo ones are still more ethnically diverse.My hunch is that all Britons are very slightly inbred. Since the Norman era we didn't ever have a huge influx of non-Anglo/non-Celtic blood into our genepool.
feeeeeeeeeeeeemleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>220887105They don't have a very high life expectancy if they live near a railway
>>220887105
>>220887106>don't explain myself to rodentsSays the bloke who thinks shit smells erotic. You are an absolute animal and an ape.
>>220887117still dont believe thats real
>>220887105being 60 IQ is anyway
>>220887116I would agree but I am from Kent (where it is said we are closer to continentals than other Brits because of constant contact and so on) and girls are as ugly here as ever. The prettiest girl I know and one of the few girls who I would consider genuinely good looking by European standards had a Cornish gran on one side and Welsh gran on the other so if anything she should be the most inbred.
reckon 75 IQ has to be the prime IQnot too monged you need a caretaker, but monged enough to do stupid dangerous shite without caring
have a 30 minute video of 5 japanese ladies having a meal and then taking a shit one by one
>>220887137reality is scary
stern short lesbian security guard with big boobieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBa4RleBstc
>>220887173corrrr imagine burying your dick inside a lezzer's hairy puss
>>220887164no people like that here unfortunately
incoming call from john pork
>>220887180>unfortunately
Candygram for Rorke
How’s the sandwich in UK
UFO spotted over cheadle, SAS reported to be on the scene
>>220887188:thumbsup:
>>220887187decline
>>220887202big mistakebig big mistake
>>220887192just to have a laugh you know>>220887169brutal
australian catholics be like ahm goin ta Marse
>>220887187>john porkharam
oh boyoh boyit has just been revealedpig newspig nig news
just counted my eggs
>>220887197They're here
>>220887228saw one of these at the beach once
>>220887228FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>220887228
>>220887228just felt one of these slither up my cock hole
>>220887252my uncle bred these and kept them captive in his box kitchen
>>220887228Imagine swimming at night and this thing shows up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuYS4eCgK14want to shag her lads
>>220887258cor
youtube police auditorsbenders
>>220887266You want to shag a pudding?
>>220887266very much, and do coke with her then shag and repeat 3-4 times
just got visited by the ghost of christmas past
>Nigella Lawson was born in 1960 in Wandsworth, London, one of the daughters of Nigel Lawson, Baron Lawson of Blaby (1932–2023), a business and finance journalist who later became a Conservative MP and Chancellor of the Exchequer in Margaret Thatcher's government, and his first wife, Vanessa Salmon (1936–1985), a socialite and the heiress to the J. Lyons and Co. fortune. Both her parents were from Jewish families.
>>220887292She's 66 mate. Don't reckon she'd be up for that. But you never know
just got visited by the ghost of christmas present
going bed night
>>220887304>She's 66 mateThat just makes it hotter. Love a good MILF.
>>220887302>Nigella Lawson was born in 1960WHAAAT
>>220887314That's GILF territory. You'd need extra lube
>>220887310*crawls under your bed*
>>220887284want her to make me a pudding, shag her, then eat the puddng to get my energy up then shag her again.
>>220887304I thought she was 50
>>220887338And you won't even let her have any of the pudding? Rude.
>>220887302Her being Jewish makes her more attractive
>>220887346Are 66 year old women attractive to you? Come this way, we have medication and a special room for you.
drinking water no joke
>>220887340She did a lot of telly programs in the 2000s so you've probably seen footage of her when she was a bit younger.
this bulgarian is still here? . dude needs to get a life.
>>220887357lock this madman up
>>220887360leave him alone
>>220887360he belongs here more than a yank.
>>220887346
>>220887358probably>>220887360huh?
>>220886910he played us like a damn fiddle
>>220887360I like the Bulgarian. He's chill, he's not a schizo, and he reminds me of Old 4chan.
I like the Bulgarian
>>220886926philip j. fry type shit
Praying the rosary as we speak
going to do 2hrs trading per day need to make it out of this rat race
>>220887360One of the best posters itt by far. A real gentleman.
thanks lads, I appreciate the kind words
>>220887416sycophants, the lot of them, but 'people' like you thrive off that
>>220887405Wonder what his breaking point was
>>220887440Fuck off back to >>>/cum/ you nonce
>>220887446The construction site I reckon
>>220887440just learned what that word means, dont think it applies to me
>>220887416You got it buddy >>220887440FOY
>>220887405I love the description of succumbing to lunch at pizza express
>>220887471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT-mRoG9FmI&t=809shave I posted this new age masterpiece yet?
succumbing to lunch at abdul's peri peri chicken shop, west croydon
>>220887488yes, yesterday, very chill vibes for morning and sunrise
>>220886240what do chips and fries refer to in this instance?
You enter Croydon the ninth circle of hell
>>220887502>>220887528>Croydon
>>220887541VGH...
>>220887511the yellow spindly things
Something funny to make you laugh ladsAmericans have their dicks chopped off>>>/tv/219904441
>>220887577...Was this post supposed to be funny?
>>220887581womfy
>>220887583Yeah. Americans have no cocks.Its funny as shit.
>>220887620
*dances in the thread*
poo
>>220887624early + shite.
>>220887658He's so me fr
>>220887672dam rite
going to scran 4 (four) crumpets
>>220887915nice one pal
