>Sunnah 6:9 al-bu'qihr: And then the prophet (PUBE) went into al-Jabu'utti and went to the medicinist (Ajm-Shallah'q of shaq'fuya'uhd, and told to him, "O' jam-fa'yood' my whoot'i has been made to be zub'zub by the zutt'iya of ka'shab, what shall I do Whabbiya, to soothe this whooti al-fuqh?". And so the Whabbi who was known as Jaa'wa al-Tat'oowiyn told him: " You most find some stone of shaf'hoogi in the great wat'ass-ab of ghassi and you must take 3 rocks with 7 sides (al-shat'sheer); these are knowing stones and will call out to you, and you must find a hive of the bugho' al-shattiya. You must take the stones and smash the hive of the shattiya'ii. You will be stung (ras'qamr) but then you must take the mush of the shattiya of al-bugho' and you must wipe this shat'shiq where al-zutt has ridden you. Then ass'madh qhu'weer, you will be made whammi of hoot'hoot' and soothed. And so the prophet (PUBE) did so and was relieved ashnaq'allihumillah and the whabbiya Al-Tat'oowiyn was to become one of the prophets (PUBE) closest confidents whom applied that shattiya al-shat'sheer to him nightly, and he came to be known as Whabbi' Bugho'. - Jam'jood 193:73 "Shahid Al-Shartiyya
>>220888474not funny
>>220888474Too much textFind a shorter one
>>220888474Very funnyPost a longer one
If you’re going to hadithjak there’s plenty of real ones, no need to fake it
The Prophet did not like having people staying too long at his house, so a Quran verse appeared that told "do not stay in the Prophet's house too long after you're done eating"
>>220889514I see. Alhamburgerrah!
Seethe niggers we’re not going anywhere
>>220889814I renounce Mohammed
>>220889814>>220889830I renounce Muhammad, Vishnu, Jesus and Yawheh
>>220889841embrace Toutatis o algo
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>>220888474Yes
Someone else noticed board lost half of users after z*ttposting
>>220891475Muzzies will NEVER recover from Zuttgate
>>220888474Only the retarded, or the ones about to die do...
>>220889830You almost got it, change r for d.
>>220889841Well done!
Allah protect me from spooky ghosts as I poop
Islam is not a serious religion