literally me-edition
>>220889094good edish
so anyways
I did itI sucked the fat titsIt was me
how does one acquire a job and a girlfriend in this gay-ass cuntry under blumpflation, indianflation and hoeflation could someone please tell me
tired and hungry
>>220889136stop being retarded and gay
>>220889137Your wife still wants to get fucked though so what will you do let someone else fuck her??????????
>>220889136>a joblearn a trade or get a degree for an in-demand field
hoeflation always cracks me up
>>220889145>stop being retarded and gay
does that cute trans girl still post here? I miss getting (yous)
>>220888602People keep telling me it's good to meditate for 10 minutes, so I do that and usually something similar happens. Or I fall asleep and show up to meetings looking like a hobo
>>220889161He probably kys'd
>>220889094whats the best state to end homeless
>>220889161No I scared him off
>>220889174california
>>220889155>get a degree for an in-demand fieldlmfao J-1s and H1-Bs killed all of the white collared jobs a degree nowadays is worth jack fucking shit unless if it's from harvard or some meme ivy and EVEN THEN you gotta have connections and be a peoplesguy FUCK!!!
>>220889174I don't understand the question
>be jeet>move to America>work for Amazon or Door Dash>get mauled to death by a pitbull on your first delivery because its white trash/ghetto owner didn't have it on its leash and it got out the backyard somehowMany such cases in the United States, unfortunately.
>>220889180Yeah all of the homeless just moved the fuck out because it was just so fucking unaffordable to live in that godforsaken fucking shithole
>>220889136gotta do something that requires a cert or just start your own business, that's the only way the economy is circulating rn. Degrees are generally pretty saturated because that's what normies have been told to do for the last few decades
>>220889161ale?
>>220889182aren't you brazilian
>>220889185Street dogs in India are way more dangerous, they are everywhere and attack people all the time and transmit rabies
>>220889182Not true. Though it is more difficult than before
I know that bar closes at 11. I hope you never finish that beer
Seriously though why do Section 8 humans just let their pitbulls wander around their neighbourhood?>>220889195Pitbulls though?
niggas think it's the 80s where you do an engineering degree and are set for life lmfao bro why the fuck is a company going to hire you if they can hire a H1-B from india and contractually pay them less for the same work and even for more hours did you guys not learn fucking math in your engineering degree
>>220889202who needs 2 hours to finish a beer?
What do you think Ms Rachel thinks about these current events
>>220889178more interesting of a person than you
>>220889196I haven't met not one person who didn't get a job because of a referral
>>220889206>being more concerned about the dogs than the "humans"proof ur talking cap lil bro
>>220889217This is the cope of a seething loser with no skills
Are you attracted to English women?
>>220889228Not really and the constant (You) spam was annoying
Crazy that in some places in India people get murked by tigers. You'd think it be rare but 166 people got killed by tigers in 2025. That's one every two days basically. Also that's just kills, who knows how many more get mauled or maimed by tigers and survive.
>>220889238hell yeah
>>220889232my niece got hired at chic fil a without a referralnow she refers he friends lol
Did you guys hear about that black guy who went door to door shooting children today? I think he shot like 10 childrenI wonder what Ms Rachel's opinion on these events are
>>220889247damn bro how old are you!
>>220889237>This is the cope of a seething loser with no skills
>>220889238The one on the right is cute, the other two nah
>>220889238If I absolutely had to pick one out these three I would pick middle
>>220889248very inappropriate post
Mormon love is mormon life, one day I hope for a mormon wife.
>>220889252He's right you know
>>220889253
hello cumbums
>>220889260I dislike their cult but they have cute women
>>220889259How so? Ms Rachel came out recently saying that she is in fact a political figure and therefore she should speak on these thingsThe world NEEDS ms rachel's opinion on any and all events
>>220889261How is he right if everyone I know who is a mega genius is going through the same thing the job market is this bad because of indians
>>220889267Hi
>>220889263Yeah cute enough. The other two aren't for me.
>>220889260uma dessas tava boa
>>220889272wazzzup
they family on the other side of townwould catch HELL without a ghetto aroundand every city you find the same thing goin downHarlem or the capital of every ghetto town
>>220889270They obviously aren't a mega genius if they can't figure out how to succeed. And the fact that you believe you know multiple "mega geniuses" despite being a nobody who has accomplished nothing kind of makes it sound like you're schizophrenic or something
>>220889280>this nigga thinks the AI slop is real
>>220889238All qts
>>220889276Going to bed
>>220889280bizarre post
>>220889280>linked with the captions in arabicoh no...
>>220889289sweet dreams
>>220889283OK so how do you get a job WITHOUT netwoorking then aside from starting your own business go on smartass
>>220889243or people who get mauled and nobody finds themwhat the fuck are they even doingSome other stats:13 fatalities a year due to getting killed by bears in japan6 recorded wild/feral hog deaths in the US180 recorded bear deaths in the history of the US (pretty impressive even if doubled)the US averages 1 death by big cats per year since the 1990s, which is probably mostly just people with pet tigers 2bh
>>220889280What lmao
>>220889273
>>220889289TELL ME WHEN YOU GET THERE FUCK!!!
>>220889310she pig
>>220889305Send in a resume >without networkingso without knowing anybody or having any experience? you want somebody to just hand you a job but consider yourself some kind of super genius? lmao
>>220889250im literally unc lil bro watch ur shit frfr i've been 360 noscoping across the nuke town map before fortnight had sex mods
>>220889316>t. Tastelet
>>220889310Yeah she'd make a good mother.
>>220889280This is going to get deleted /cum/ is filled to the brim with indians and the mods here are all indian
>>220889351you very clearly deleted that yourself anon... so I guess that makes you the jeet
>>220889333renounce pigchoose monke
me af
>>220889241You're jealous because you didn't get any. Brown turds like you drive all the interesting posters away
>>220889371No meat on the bones. No good for a man. Man needs meat.
>/cum/ be like: NO YOU ARE THE JEET!!!
tried to watch the lighthouse the other day but fell asleep
>>220889371Really nigga?
>>220889381You are supposed to provide and meaten her up so it becomes a symbolism of your ability as a provider anon
>>220889390you just know that's a woman who you can do huge quantities of blow with!
>>220889280TRVKE
>>220889394Nah I don't even give a fuck anymore. I don't like skinny women. Give me the thicc/slightly fat ones.
Nutbush City Limits
> I don't like skinny women
>>220889317how are you going to have any experience unless you have some portfolio with projects or something I don't understand
>one skinny GF please yes I’ll gladly take the mandatory anorexia DLC too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L0pW3Eol6kWe need a new F-Zero game ASAP.
literally high off shitposting XXXXXDDDDD
>>220889428>super genius>I don't understandngl nephew you new gens were spoon fed way too much as children, gen x failed you
currently having a 1am text chat with the ol' g'ma
>>220889428suck balls in the military for the minimum amount of time possiblemaybe the national guard is just as desperate for fodder as the other branches, but at least there's less likelihood of getting car bombed on behalf of israel
happy 420 dude will have a joint later
Oh fuck it’s milkmoney monday>milkmoney monday Get milk me brownstyle. I TOOK my vitamins. It’s time for that chicken ;)
>>220889476ok when do i stop having to go to work
>>220889483not anytime soon
drinking milk
wonder what ms rachel would think of this post
>>220889134I intend on doing this in due time, might even film or take a pic of the sex for shits and giggles>>220889136IMpress somebody in a field with your ability or ambition in something. I got a great job opportunity earlier today at my University because my professor really liked my work in the class and recommended me to another professor who had an opening.As for girls it's a crapshoot. I talked to a girl I sit next to sometimes in my class earlier who I've never talked to before today and it turns out she had been really into me this entire time and was just waiting for me to say something to her. I procrastinated for months saying nothing only for her to give me her number and say she'd love to spend the summer with me in the span of 5 minutes and I would've had no idea had I not just gotten the balls to talk to her once.
>>220889547didn't ask
>>220889522I think Ms. Rachel is solid fren material. Wouldn't be surprised if she posts here or elsewhere.
*sigh* just masturbated again
sneedmaxxing
Getting my pussy blown apart by Big Chungus rn
Save me Shadow the Hedgehog
Please let me suck your boobies heugghh
reading kingdom
war in ancient china? im thinking peak kino
how the hell is it almost 11 already
>>220889650looks comfy
>>220889651It's almost midnight bro
>>2208896511:44 here
>>220889648>huh, buraddu, yuo cannot huroot me nao!
>>220889650this says a lot about our society
>>220889666>satan lives in the east coastgrim
>leastern standard time
>>220889648War in Warhammer China? I'm thinking peak kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033FWxL22A0
>>220889651make it STOP
>>220889698I'm thinking ZHATAN DA BRAJ!
looks like alberta is going to finally nope out of the time changes. there was a referendum on this five years ago that narrowly lost by 49.8 to 50.2. premiere is now saying fuck it, bc already changed, we're sandwiched between two provinces that don't move the clocks, so we're just doing it. it will be permanent dst. i am pleased. i want no faggotry in the vote to get this thing passed later this week.
>>220889707Chorfs too kino for this world.>>220889715Good. Changing clocks is retarded and bad for your health.
I'm listening to Player's 1977 and there's a Steely Dan soundalike replete with wordy lyrics and sax! charming album
*1977 debutthe song in questionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw_HSYsJerY&list=PLYpy7HpyE4nPk3Xk1e4vvsPrAEa__sXGn&index=4
She said I have “raped fingernails.” I said “bitch, you should see my nipples! Them shit’s is grey, son! Skreeow!
I'm always surprised that Luca Guadagnino for all his faggoty Italianness hasn't just made a Scarface ripoff with Timothee Chalamet and an Italo-Disco soundtrack, seems like it'd be an easy crowdpleaserhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=-xd-MIv9uew&
>>220889833I was offended by the euro art remake of Suspiria, it went against all the tenets of the original, though I guess the guy is a marxist intellectual
>>220889851>I was offended by the euro art remake of SuspiriaI was too. I don't even like most of his movies because they have abominable scripts but he's a very gifted technical director that does a lot of stuff the old fashioned way you just don't see anymore.That and his movies are just too fucking gay. To make one movie about jailbait gay romance is one thing, to make another is concerning. He needs better screenwriters and better taste, I know he could make megakino if he had this given he has no issues getting skilled actors or hefty budgets.
goon'd a mighty goon
Skeeeaaauuuchhh!
How about changing gocks
i'm a nasty bitch
Stars of the midnight rangesShining through the nightStars of the midnight rangesLight my way tonightWhile my herd is grazinGuide them til the dawnWatch them while I'm sleepinTill the stars are goneCandles up in heavenLend your light so strangeGuide my weary dogiesStars of the midnight range
I am become sleepy, the goer to of bed
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.
I shall not fear fearFear is the mindkiller
>>220889998I've taken this one to heart in recent days
gettin real tired of chatgpts new argumentative bitchy tone. it has now achieved a woman level of sentience. nobody died because i called banana peppers nigger pepperoncinis chat give it a fuckin rest
Then Jesus went about all the cities and villages, teaching in their synagogues, and proclaiming the good news of the kingdom, and curing every disease and every sickness. When he saw the crowds, he had compassion for them, because they were harassed and helpless, like sheep without a shepherd. Then he said to his disciples, “The harvest is plentiful, but the labourers are few; therefore ask the Lord of the harvest to send out labourers into his harvest.”
Oh y'all for real?Skibidi bap po wow!!
>>220889998dumb peanut poster
>>220890024>dude, just like, will it into existence, mannnyeah, thanks a lot, Neil Gaiman
God doesn't exist. Grow up.
>>220890069gayson
>>220890024>>220890061NTA but it's the opposite of what you said. You're supposed to ask God to help. Because you can't do it alone, or even really accomplish anything worthwhile without the Grace of God.
>>220890061>>220890086>When he saw the crowds, he had compassion for them, because they were harassed and helpless, like sheep without a shepherd.That's the part that really resonates w/ me.
corr just expelled the 'bationberg to francaus avec nelly on youtubepropa satisfyin' dat wunreminds me of dat fing wiv the french bird way back wen
jesus?utter fucking twaddlehe was a pedophiledocumented fact
>>220890086the schizo delusion of willing things into existence follows the schizo delusion of there being the god of israel, usually generationally, which is why the recent upsurge in religiousity saddens me, because the whole dumb routine will be repeated again...my parents were newagers...goddd
>>220889185never seen an indian amazon driver now that i think about it. if they are foreign it’s usually a haitian.
>>220890137They're literally nothing but Indian in my city.
>>220890137amazon has a policy against hiring indians coz of their toiletry practises
>>220890100Was that from Matthew or Mark? I can't remember. I really like it too.>>220890118Thankfully atheism is dying a slow death. It is a beautiful thing to watch young people rectify the hubris of boomers.
>>220890186Matthew 9.
It's a nice feeling to log into your online banking and seeing like $600 more than you thought would be in there. IDK from what/how, but there it is.
>>220890186get fucked chrisrcuck
i like the exchange between jesus and the demons in luke. it really shows how powerful he is.
>>220890247>>220890289I am reading through Mark and Acts right now. Going back and forth depending on how I am feeling for the day. Pretty comfy stuff.
>>220890186Atheism is rising though
thinking about the virgin mary's gock
Jesus was cringe nigga thinks if you kill your enemies they win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNBjMRvOB5M
>>220890508
no girlfriend ever, ever
Why are there 8 million versions of Send Me An Angel that are all shittier than the original but as if not more popular?
didn't even know scott adams died
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or moreThe Bloody Red Baron was rollin' up the scoreEighty men died tryin' to end that spreeOf the Bloody Red Baron of Germany
Watched a naked Quebec girl on camera yesterday and she had such a perfect pussy it made me wonder if she had some kind of labia surgery.It was the most picture perfect smooth and cute innie.
Where does the mysterious thumbprint on your glasses lens come from
>>220890740>she had such a perfect pussy it made me wonder if she had some kind of labia surgeryGirls from Northwest Europe are on par with East Asians for having the best pussies overall. There's no competition and it's really only a matter of taste if you personally prefer either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsHgBfbCXY4
>>220890777Being a pussy doesn't make you an expert on them
I personify the 'adolescent on a phone'speaking like I'm bigger than my bodyI personify that lack of freedom in your lifeAnd I'm sure she'll be gone in a secondLet me tell you about this girlI thought she'd rearrange my worldTakes a particular type of girlTo put my heart under arrestSo why is this feeling on my chest?
The ignorant call them "Mexicans". The wise call them "Defenders of Evropa"
Real nigga hours are starting now.https://youtu.be/UnNgKxtYaWg
I threw away my edibles yesterday, completely forgot about 4/20. Oh well...
goodnight
>>220890186Boomers are overwhelmingly christian thoughbeit. Only 14% of those 65 and older identify as religiously unaffiliated (which includes but is not limited to atheist)
>>220891004>Boomers are overwhelmingly christianIdentity does not equal religiosity
>>220890970Good night bud
>>220891066That's just a cope bro, c'mon
treaty of tordesillas is the truth anyone who disobays is to be considered heretic and to be purged by the face of hearth
i wonder what kanye west is doing right now
>>220891216What about the treaty of tortellini and you have to make my dinner every night
>>220891259He's on a big tour but all the dates are getting cancelled in Europe.Personally I want him to recreate the Sex Pistols boat concert on the Thames except he plays NHH.
>>220891288>you like staciesWrong, I like smart girls
>>220891333yes.
>>220891320No such thing
>>220891387>No such thingThey're rare but you can find them if you know where to look
Would you go if a cute brown or black girl asked you?
nite nite guys>>220891333It really do be like that
For me its Slaanesh, even if they are in horriffic pain everyone seems like they're having fun at least
Grok rated this thread a 1/10 tonight
>>220891474@grok is this true?
tfw you get in a extra croonchy fry in your mcdonalds meal,
>>220891540Based. I like hunting down the escaped convict fries in the bag.
im hungry and thirsty
Despite everything, it’s still you!
>>220891601would
I wish long john silvers was open. I want some hush puppies and chicken
>I panicked and I think I let "Dinner at Long John Silver's" slip out....
I'm fluent in multiple American dialects, including Oklahoman.
Just spent the last hour or so reading. Now I'm gonna make mozzarella sticks and feed catberg.
>>220891448no sane person would ever pick Khorne or Nurgle over Tzeentch or Slaanesh. Slaanesh sounds nice at first, but the pleasure will quickly escalate to rape and gore hedonism. Tzeentch is an exaggerated monkey's paw
I love women so much it's unreal
>>220891957Damn I haven’t had mozzarella sticks in a long time.
>>220892300i said it a hundred times before but her titties are getting really close to becoming sagging floppy pancakes if she doesnt get medical intervention or something her appeal right now is not her beautiful face its her youth and that will ofc inevitably wane and her tits are if course amazing still but someone preferably a titty doctor or something should tell her to wear her bras correctly or idk (i have never been a woman or a woman with nice breasts) i really hate to see the decline that being said I LOVE HERRRR
I had a dream I was on Hannity, and was cosplaying as Jesus Christ making his return. I ran out screaming "WOO!" and began breakdancing, then I ran around the audience tapping people on the head and saying "you've been blessed! and you've been blessed!" and people were clapping and chanting "yeah! yeah! yeah"
>>220892300gosh darnit if those arent amazing breasts tho. its just my own preference of course but i really hate hate hate that tunnel of space between the breasts its too wide the titties ideally should have no space 'tween them and too many otherwise absolute baddies suffer from this disorder
today a chud killed some leafs at the pyramids, maybe you'll hear about it tomorrow
>>220892752Is there any indication of his motive? I haven’t seen anything about that in Canadian media coverage
>>220892752I already heard about it and saw video. It got more coverage than the black guy in Louisiana who went door to door killing children
>Aztec man starting murdering people on the Aztec murder pyramidShocking…
>>220892342I ended up making ground beef.
>>220892284At least nurgle's followers dont feel any pain and he genuinely loves his followers
>>220892632lol
sub-par sleep
>>220892632I’ve heard conflicting information about this, but some say that wearing bras actually makes sagginess worse; the artificial support makes it so the muscles and connective tissues around the breast don’t need to do their job, and they atrophy.
>>2208936962 hours for me
>>220891419No. not going to spend my free time around darkies or their sympathizers
splendid sleep
:/ nothing like someone lying and taking your money
>three more days and the workweek is overOh yeah babeh
>>220894695Oh shit this is not /med/, didnt even notice
>>220893708i will look into this
>>220894706Solid entry into my I friggin LOVE women collection
Why are yellow fever fags so ugly
took my weekly shower
Ummm based?
>>220895829Not based and very tragic!I heard it’s also near the city where they’ll host a WC match soon.
>>220895829BUH BUH BASED
thinking of the (sub)cultural exposure some world cup fans are going to experience
does anyone actually care about the world cup besides annoying europoors and mexicants? talking about white americans
>>220895829but what kind of "Canadian"?
I'm an american!
Fuck my niggerslave life. I hate my job
>>220896103What Canadian is a good Canadian
my queen alexa demie ruined herself
>>220896103Name hasn’t been released yet
>>>/vg/564274478
>>220896050Absolutely not
>>220896516Trevor Subramaniamchakraborty
Time to buttchug some gock
>>220896103
>>220894668I only work with people who have accounts here
Importing a bunch of jeets is great because then us crackers can take our rightful spot at the top of the caste system
>>220896644Here's are racist against whites thobeit
>>220896644How's that going to work when they use nepotism to steal all the high paying jobs importing dung eaters is not a good idea under any circumstance
>>220896644They consider non-Indians to be outside the caste system and therefore even lower than their untouchables thoughbeit. That’s part of why their migrants are so disrespectful of their host nations.
Put a dr pepper blackberry in the fridge
>>220896644The issue is you think that the hierarchy goes White > Indians when in reality it goes Israel > Whites > Indians and when they get done it will go Israel > Indians > White (actively being bred out of existence)
>>220896956Jews are brown though
weed in my lungscoffee in my cupuhh yeah I'm thinking it's minecraft time
>>220896956 india loves israel you're just trying to bolster support for israel to deflect away from their anti white bias
minecraft is incomprehensible to me now way to take a simple elegant game and keep piling slop on it
>>220897056you can simply play old versions and mods
Christ is King is an anti semitic dog whistle
time to trim my legs
I'm so bored I could kill myself but suicide is for pussiesso I'll just shitpost on 4chan
im a blue waffle pussy
>>220897437
>>220897164You know this is true because of how well produced the video is, it's authoritative in its tone.
My full name is Ammini Amin Ah.
>>220897707What video
I'm against the so called "Semites"
Check your moral compass?
>>220897725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00H2gLR62fs
And the mormon church expects you to wear garments here
Waffles or french toast?
>>220898037Crêpes
so you hate pancakes?
I just wanted buttered toast
Ya scared, non? Fight the fight? Stalk the BIG game? Shadow Kang say playthings be huntin for fun. You say no. Ya 'fraid, hey?
was there ever a reason behind single motherhood in the black community and what happens to their dads?
>>220898261Niggas dont want to share their fried chicken with dey kids
>>220898261it all comes down to niggas not wanting the responsibility of raising a kid
>>220898037Full English
One more what? I'm going to the bar
Getting crazy with the Cheez wiz
>>220898261Look into r/K selectionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/K_selection_theoryYou can either put a lot of energy into having a lot of kids, but put little effort into raising them, or put a little effort into having a small number of kids, and put a lot of effort into raising them. Peoples native to harsher climates tend to evolve to put a lot of effort into raising fewer children while taking full responsibility for them, while a more accommodating environment seems to select for live fast die young playboys
>>220898261They don't want to take care of the kids because they don't understand social responsibility
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Generally speaking, this is bullish for crypto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTxXVhdmdZc
>>220898382It's like 20 years out of date. Life history has superseded it, and humans as a species fall heavily to the side of having fewer children with high parental investment.
>>220898261I'm not a statistician but I've heard that many black kids are raised by parents who are unmarried but not totally separate.
Someone stole my peach rings
>>220898261Im wy and both my grandfathers grew up poor with absent/abusive fathers. Socio-economic factors does play a tad into it. >>220898887I believe that is what is known in the black community as a babby-mamma or babby-daddy.
>>22089826115 second nigger theory.They don't conceptualize of the future and they don't emotionally connect with their own past
Post a picture of your favorite posession
>>220899084my bicycle or computer i guess
>>220899078
Bitch Niggas
>said "post a pic" >He types a description
>>220899084It's a difficult call to make but I think pic rel takes it in the end
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