English women edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzdw1MVJQME
https://banknotes.rba.gov.au/banknote-features/explore/#-new-hundred-flippedcheck it out lads
getting ready for work ladsanyone got anything planned today?
reckon this is pretty normal aging for 26 years really
+1 to my postscount
>>220889160fomyeg
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>220889171hi mate
>>220889159one of the good types of dadbods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXzsVT-V54k
Born to lose, live to win
+1 to my repliescount
Just did 50 sit ups gonna be massively yoked for this summer
there's a lady who's sure all that twitters is gold
Just did 51 sit ups
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Incense_in_Vietnam.jpgMMORPG NPC job
>>220889236Good dude (gd)
>>220889106Beautiful English roses
rorke doing some gay shit
It's still all so strange and obsceneFor you to look and see one who is realAnd who feels lifeThree words could change my lifeSo once, just for once, just for onceLet the night pass with ease, sonTreat me like a human beingI'd like to know how this feelsThree words could change my lifeYet you treat me like you never careAlthough three words could change my lifeYou still treat me like you never care
>>220889138it's a therapy day
>>220889290very cute little animal x
British oses
*ahem*poo
ahem need gf
move y'allback to Africa
If darth maul got cut in half by his waist what happened to his peepee and butt
New tattoo
mad how people used to fight each other with longbows and swords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sjAqB-twc
ktim
think i should've been born in sumer 5000 years ago
gay prawn haha
>>220889296i wish we could all have one to snuggle
>>220889379scream
>>220889285are you cute
>>220889350are you really mad about that
Honestly, he past disgusts me. It was a time of just lying on the beach in summer, eating weird ancestral struggle dishes because that's what you learned from your mother, watching football because you were told to, breaking people's bones cause there was nothing better to do on a Friday night and acting like you knew everything because there was no-one to ask. It was a shit time and I'm glad a lot of the people who lived back then are now deceased.
smeargle status: smeargles snapshotted
>>220889418
for one to be based he must first be cringe
are you lost? no, you cant be. you, wait, why do you have a boner?
>>220889421no
check out my cute pogeymans :D
Mad how many people are mentally children. Imagine being a grown man watching a video, or, God forbid, a "reel"/"short" in the public eye. You should be immediately robbed and beaten for lacking awareness like that. Might move to Africa.
gaaaah! no but you really have a boner!
>>220889467they've got reels in africa too now
Fat people are an abomination. The first people notice is that youre overcome by lust, passion. easy gratification. You hardly chew. You hardly think. Genu-ine human cattle you are
Sir Adolf HitlerSir Heinrich HimmlerSir Joseph GoebbelsSir Alfred RosenbergSir Joachim von RibbentropSir Reinhard HeydrichSir Rudolf HessSir Hermann GoeringSir Walter ModelSir Wilhelm FrickSir Karl DoenitzSir Arthur Seyss-InquartSir Horst WesselSir Benito MussoliniSir Giovanni GentileSir Rodolfo GrazianiSir Alessandro PavoliniSir Oswald MosleySir Jose Antonio Primo de RiveraSir Ante PavelicSir Leon DegrelleSir Vidkun QuislingSir Anton MussertSir Corneliu CodreanuSir Andrey VlasovSir Jozef TisoSir Ferenc SzalasiSir Hristo LukovSir George Lincoln RockwellSir William Luther Pierce
>>220889479I love you
>>220889481Sir Erich Honecker
Sir Rorke
9km run thsi morning cant be bothered
>>220889481Sir Larry Wildman
>>220889478If you've got the reels on in public, neck bent downward, jaw wide open, lifeless eyes gazing downward, drool protruding, you will swiftly meet your maker.
the new meta for until I forget is berrying the Pokemonmon mons that are still at the gold medal or their type (catch 2000 Pokemon of that type)
>>220889479im sorry
Tonight, I feel an East German.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10DypAYxAxg
>>220889467>>220889479>>220889498hes chudding out!
don’t know why you’d hitler-post, seems preformative
>>220889485And i love you. Really I am a Christian and I love everyone even the cattle masses. We are all children. God's children.
>>220889527I am a child of Woden.
>>220889494try getting dressed and putting your shoes on and see how you feel. if you still don't want to do it you don't have to
>>220889467
would. lying if you say otherwisehttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/DogsMixedBreedlittermates.jpg/1280px-DogsMixedBreedlittermates.jpg
“I am naturally a Nordic — a chalk-white, bulky Teuton of the Scandinavian or North-German forests — a Viking berserk killer — a predatory rover of Hengist and Horsa…”
How i dress when I'm in Brit
Hardly get erections. Hardly ever wank. Pornos? Never. I do however CONSTANTLY have an erection in the presence of the 'xican gf. This is whats healthy. This is whats normal.
can I wear trousers with an untucked oxford shirt
>>220889571Look at the little fella, so happy
>There's a darker side to coke. To learn more visit talktofrank.com
>>220889542>>220889571Genuinely see people like this every day. I see people playing on their nintendo "switch". I talk to people and they act like they've not interacted with a human in eons. We're sick. It's all sick to the core. I see the obese blobs, the mystery meat doe eyed cattle greygoo driving around, where to? Nowhere.We need a Pol Pot. A Catholic Pol Pot.
Forget that noise, i need a hol thot
he definitely lurks here
>>220889574silly bergs
Right about now, it's time to rock with the biggity Buck BumbleRight about now, it's time to rock with the biggity Buck BumbleBum to the bum to the bum to the bass to the bum to the boom to the BumbleBum to the bum to the bum to the bass to the bum to the boom to the Bumblehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8FQ-N0zb2U
>Genuinely see people like this every day. I see people playing on their nintendo "switch". I talk to people and they act like they've not interacted with a human in eons. We're sick. It's all sick to the core. I see the obese blobs, the mystery meat doe eyed cattle greygoo driving around, where to? Nowhere.We need a Pol Pot. A Catholic Pol Pot.
>>220889574cute. had a black maine coon cat growing up and he was the messiest eater, when he drank water it was like the last cat there. just sprayed it everywhere
>>220889610*95% of funding for liberal causes comes from jews*PJW>It's the liberals ruining your country Got no time for these grifters anymore if they're not going to band together and name the real problem with the west.
mad how things happen
>>220889639TrvkeJust wants to collect his check and get back to matcha lattes n sodomy
>>220889595so surround yourself with beauty and learn to stop seething and let live
>>220889494Running is bad for you.
>>220889639>>220889646Why did you reply to yourself?
>>220889646#FaxNobody will ever accuse him of being a Qatari agent and cancel his bank account over saying niggers stink.
feel funny
Lost my stylus. Lost my mylus. Lost my my my my my my mylus my stylus my mylus my stylus my pussy the mylus my sltylus my pussy
>>>/po/
>>220889657Got no friends you see
>>220889661>t.
do you think a medieval peasant could learn to drive
quite like lattes and sodomy tbqh
got a dicky tummy
>>220889676hate him so much
>>220889654Have a gf and lifes going swimmingly just feeling a dark evil brooding vampire vibe and havent posted in a week
>>220889678no, they lived centuries before the invention of the first car
>>220889688
>>220889688Alri zogbot
>>220889676I'm not offended by this. Pakistanis come to his home and scare his children, Antifa did. This country is craven and sad.
How can i vote for sharia law
>>220889709*Pakistanis didn't come to his home and scare his children, Antifa did. This country is craven and sad.
>>220889703>>220889706why can't right wingers either oppose islam without sucking zionist dick or oppose israel without sucking muslim dick?
>>220889717I speak for ALL of US when i say that WE understood your banger posts
White Sha-ri-a*clap, clap, clap-clap-clap*White Sha-ri-a*clap, clap, clap-clap-clap*
Tired of Yanks lecturing us about how "Muslims dindu nuffin!" and ignoring the literal decades of evidence of Pakis establishing grooming gangs, committing crimes, and generally malignantly influencing British culture and politics for generations on end.
>>220889711
>>220889697i hear you. sometimes it helps to vent
>>220889727Jews brought them in, thoughever Pakis also don't control finance, media and politics like the juden
>>220889721If you oppose Zionism, you automatically get accused of being a Qatari agent by the scumbag Zionists, but Muslims embrace you and thank you. And so you're touched by their kindness. Zionism is still the problem.
>>220889739this just isn't true
>>220889739You've never even met a Jew in your entire life. You are mentally-colonised by Yanks.
>>220889722Calm down mush tits this isn't a competition
JEREMY, THERE'S SOME CHILDREN HERE WHO WANT TO HAVE LUNCH WITH YOU
>>220889744Alri Shlomo Shekelberg
almost 30 and finally started getting chest hairs. would love to see the look on the face of all the incels on here that told me to grow up
>If you oppose Zionism, you automatically get accused of being a Qatari agent by the scumbag Zionists, but Muslims embrace you and thank you. And so you're touched by their kindness. Zionism is still the problem.
>>220889740you are a fool
>>220889739True>>220889727We'd be the first in line to help you kick them all out and enact TPD (total paki death) but whinging about le rape gangs and victimhood wont bring about TAV (total aryan victory)
Why aren't you supporting the National Rebirth Party?
that reminds me ive got to shave my shitty facial hair again
>>220889768because ive had sex before
found this video of you warming up before a date xx
>>220889759I'll never be that guy you imbecile. Just call me an Iranian mooslum next. >>220889760You are the fool because jews flood your country with Muslims and you blame the muslims. Fucking fool! You know who's not a fool? Rabbi Mason. He's killing your people off without having to lift a finger himself to do it.
shes so fit
>>220889792fushigiiii
>>220889758grow up x
anon... wake up
International, hook nosed, jewish finance capitalists doing deals behind closed doors? Not a fan, lads. Not a fan.
if you support israel as white person your soul has been raped to pieces and you have no hope of recovery so its better that youre exterminated promptly
Need to move to Chile
>>220889816>hook nosedcool it with the antisemitism
>>220889815stop it youre scaring me
At 32, Charlotte McKinney has a beautifully toned figure
>>220889821Racismlad!
Stuck in a massive queue outside the post office.
>>220889821That's the boomer generation, completely oblivious to what's gone.
ouuuuuuuuuuuf I need my dick sucked
want these legs wrapped around my head
Looking forward to quitting me toil, not looking forward to groveling for new toil
>>220889905Why is she brown?
England constantly BTFO's Scotland
>>220889949Anglo-Saxon Germanic blood is simply superior.
>>220889106arrest them
>we beat these povvo villagers in battle 500 years ago yippeeeAbsolute state of you.
Can you help us find Sophie?Sophie, aged 13, was last seen in Springwood on Sunday, 19 April 2026.
need to poo out all my diarrhoea before I go to work
>>220890000why does that 13 year old look like a prostitute and at least like 17 years oldthats sad though. that kids been sex trafficked now
>>220889984Why tho? Those poor girls did nothing wrong.
>>220889970I think it's more that the Scotch just can't fight properly
>>220890000Have they checked Dafarius' 2003 Hyundai yet??
On the OMAD me
need a qt patriotic plain jane
oggogaga milkies all day (mommy milk)
>>220889942it's tights mate x
>>220890063You are extremely mentally ill.
>>220890077so you are a girl? so you have milkies? get them out for the OMAD
>>220890060Mad how my hairlines like that but im "balding" in our wogcentric society
I request audience with the leader of /brit/. reveal yourself.
>>220890114fuck offfffff i'm wanking
>>220890060For me it's Ruby. I'll eat her toast juice mad lady concoction
Just not compliant with EU regulations
a cucumber before bed will help hydrate you for the night, as you sleep it'll digest keeping you hydrated just as good as drinking water gay porn throughout the night
>>220889949But Scotland conquered England when James VI marched on London and took the crown, culminating in a series of events leading to the largest empire the world has ever seen, the Scottish empire
>>220890014all women are GUILTY
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Women be like>We demand emancipation >We will NOT be your mother or wife >Give us equal rights NOW*10 MINUTES LATER*>Why YES I'll star in your porn video and take horse cock in my ass and get spit on for $20 Mr Shekelberg!
>>220890234
Starving but summer looms and ive got to be trim n lean n fit n handsome n hydrated
>>220890234yupgormless vapid.mongs
>>220889655>>220889536well ive done it nowbit nips this morning x
>>220890249need vesper gf from the treasury
Chile is like California but without the americans and all the ladies are skinny with roman noses and have big huge bushes and armpit hair and they grow really big blueberries and excellent cherries and have an arguably better climate
>>220890288>big huge bushesnicemore bush please!
>>220890249idgi >>220890259Islam is right to make them wear a sheet with openings for the eyes, otherwise they bring your society crashing down with their ego and vanity
Love me brekkieAte wokeSimple as
>>220890303could do with some heat
>>220890303fine but you gonna cook it first you mad lad?
I was solo camping at a campground and met 3 young argentine hippie women and sat with them by a fire and they were the most beautiful angels ive ever seen and one of them left behind a comb that smelled like them, i still have it
>>220890207ai generated slop
>>220890349You ever shag them up the arse?
>The United Kingdom is the world’s largest producer and exporter of legal cannabis for medical and scientific use. Yet it’s still illegal here lol
>>220890330>>220890336Cooking is woke. No reason whatsoever to do it when you have teeth to chew and develop strong jaw muscles
>>220890377so what makes you monged that muck
https://www.youtube.com/watch/0Q-iD3NcgcAlooks good af but i dont have all these ingredients
He is the orange man
>>220890377Medical cannabis isn't illegal
>>220890377imagine the instant drop in knife crime. theyd never allow it because starmer wants the mandem killing each other
>noooooooo you’re going to split the vote!!!!!
>>220890376No, i wish. Couldnt get a shag for the life of me at 18, as i looked to be about 13. Now that I'm older it's working in my favor. Were it not for the bastarding norwood 3 I would be hitting prime in 30s and 40s. Dadberg is a fat smelly bastard and still has no issues with the ladies so there may be hope yet
'Member Stick RPG?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsyjrsxfGo4
feel bad for this poor negro being victimized by these white women. shits fucked up. black queens forever snow bunnies never
>>220890440Ah I relate. I couldn't get any girls at that age either.
>>220890195BETTER than drinking gay porn water
gaze upon my frightful visage rorke. woe is it to behold
first thing i saw today was an 18 year old woman talking about the time she had sex with a 16 year old guy, and this was supposed to be controversial i think. Good for them i said
>>220890443niggas be named genuis jefferson jr MLK king
>>220890443we here at /brit/ say thank you Genius Thompson
>>220890460Can't really say that I blame her tbf. Guys are cute at that age.
I miss foposting and the girl attached to it
>>220890480Prefer trackies me
Sorry leftypol, still never taking the covid vax
>>220890498bro lives in 2016
practicing my scottish accent before getting dropped on the shores of fraserburgh to organise a gorilla secessionist cell
Can't even get an um anymore with my gimmick drats that
>>220890518um
Todays eats:>breakfastNothing>lunchNothing>dinnerMulti vitamin and a muesli barDepression is killing me
>>220890531try eating actual meals
>>220890531get a double quarter pounder large chips and vanilla coke down you
finding my way in this world x
>>220890540A waste of time, I did cook myself a meal for lunch but couldn’t touch the thing.
>>220890526Mwah! Thank you ummy bunny
This is the most cursed image from 2017 hands dow
>>220890551Hows the nature worship working out paganlad?
mwah :3
what a beautiful day to be alive! we must seize this and make the most of it. i can't wait!!
>>220890571Why you so caught up on that
>>220890577Based
>>220890579Youre also a pretty girl btw but brit will never believe it
im such a fat ugly spastic oh my days
>>220890557imagine the smell
making a mole type sauce but i only got capsicum no dried chilis dont know how this is going to turn out
>>220890557>>220890557
Kiwinorsepaganwogette should grow up, then convert to Christianity, then cheer up, then I will leave my gf for her and we can live happily ever after
>>220890656There are no women itt
mind if i catch a vibe?
doing quite the poo
>>220890675Theres 1 but she gets shy when you ask her to paint her brown toes with white nailpolish and stand in the grass and post a shot for the lads
rorke's gone woke
>>220890690>brown toesAnyway
i can understand why poor people dont eat fruit and veg because the veg in aldi is fucking rancid
diving into the world of nigga yaoi
hairs falling out again
stepdad blocked my car in again can’t leave for work
>>220890706>MLM what's the L stand for?
Kind of have the brad pitt fightclub physqiue if brad pitt had massive wide hips, and hour glass figure and a deformed chest from growing up an obese child brought up on goyslop
>>220890692nega-rorke
sigh
Nipples must be a half inch from my armpits when im standing
>>220890726>massive wide hips, and hour glass figure yeh? what about the rear then
>>220890762
>>220890756Only put £40k in himself. fair play i guess. happy for you i suppose.
>>220890776Maybe in another life then lover
>>220890721he's done you
>>220890756this is only from taking high risks though so for everyone who does this there will be lots more who lose lots
>>220890755a hearty poo chuckle
Any other left-wing National Socialists who support a White planet in?
>>220889444HH
>>220890723legume
my chud son on his first day at work
might go out and protest for my right to buy sex in northern ireland
>>220890925shes so ugly compared to the other one
the English rose farts after a pie with a hefty portion of peas and mash
yesterday produced some of the worst threads ever seen
>>220890996Sorry. I think I may have been posting
morning lads, how are we all doing today?
can't decided whether I should start new game+ in jedi survivor or delete it to free up space
>>220890946>BLOCK BLOCK BLOCKBritain is ruled by a coalition of the dumbest and meanest subhumans imaginable A government of kikes and fat middle aged women.
do you ever get that thing where you're already dreaming before you fall asleep
Prostitution is trad.Ancient Rome and Greece had prostitution as they understood it's natural.It's the cure for OnlyFans and would reduce the price of pussois.
wonder what would have happened if he stayed king
only got a 1000 pounds in my bank
>>220891074can i have some
>>220891074what are you going to spend it on?
>>220891093sex arse
oo er naughty missus!
>>220891098bet her fanny stinks
I've been complacentI'm going to start playing hardball with the toilbergs and if they don't comply I will take another job even though I really really really really really cannot be fucked looking for another job
Keir Starmer is built like a lesbian volleyball coach.
Keir Starmer Ukrainian rent boys trial coming up in a bit over a weekHe's going to be exposed as an uphill gardener to the entire country
how blessed are we?
battlefront multiplayer sucks ass. it's just heroes running around raping everyone while the rest is scraping by trying to save up points to play as heroes or at least stronger troops
>>220891406>uphill gardener Literally did a spit take reading this
got berated by a lorry driver today hate them cunts they think they own the road because they’re in a big vehicle fuck off
mumberg's being extra nice to me because she met a woman today who had a son about my age who committed suicide
>>220891036yeah i've done a few times
>>220891437When ppl berate me I yell at them and act scary because I'm scary
>>220891437it's tradies for me
My dad’s idea of fun is “oooh let’s spend a billion hours retiling the bathroom. Why? Well it will freshen it up” fucking sad bastard man
Mumsnet and /r/parenting be like "should I let jeighden and keighteylyyn befriend the non-white kids" lmao
>>220890641>>220890706considering the average black woman I don't blame him
>>220891531Just not true though is it
>>220891531Never talk to my boys Jayzldin and Zappos again.
>>220891545
>>220891545U are gay
>>220891574She's not even hot ngl
dude I was getting too high to remember it was 4/20!!!
met this german fella whose name was dieter once. ironically, he was fat
>>220891611Post your face rn
safety dance time
>>220891624
>>220891639Your swc would reach
>>220891659it reached ur mum 13 years ago and that's why you're here Spazzleton
>>220891676
>>220891689Post hotter girls next time
let's get over the line shall we
Thinking of moving to Australia, situation is getting a bit dire.
Keeping all the zingers for the new are you?
>>220891744What makes you think they want you there lmao
>>220891429https://youtu.be/12B00ANMiy8Pinched it from this
>>220891766Having spoken to an immigration officer, I think I'd do alright.
>>220891766Bongs used to send their prisoners to Australia and now the UK is worse LOL
>>220891786 >>220891786
>>220891744what situation is it you're trying to avoid that you think will be better here and what do you intend to do once here?
>>220891410trvke
