Maps editionLost : >>220864614
>>220892402>>220892415its my favorite quote from the game
>>220892416Wtf is Maximus Decimus Meridius a P*radox player?
>>220892416I like maps too. I still have my Oblivion map that I got way back in 2006, which came with the game.
>>220892416Extremely male centric thread, good job.One of the best books of my childhood was a huge atlas my parents had.I soon graduated and started drawing my own maps.I even devised a map painting game with several players at school. You could advance x mm (measured with ruler) per turn into no mans land and then battles happened where the winner gobbled up some territory, decided by a dice throw. I even had some water landing rules that I don’t remember and resources that improved the speed of map painting, but the important thing is that I got my colleagues hooked and so I started selling sheets of paper with maps drawn by me for 1€ each.Had to stop when some parents started complaining about their kids wasting money on sheets of paper kek This was before I even knew what paraslop was, I probably was inspired by Rise of Nations
>>220892561I also still have a couple of guide booklets from some old RTS games I ownMan those games were very cheap and had great value, nowadays you have to wait like 5 years for the development to actually finish
>>220892587>This was before I even knew what paraslop was, I probably was inspired by Rise of NationsUnfathomably based Portuchad
>>220892471>>220892651
>>220892473He said nothing about painting.>>220892561Some tiles look out of place.>>220892587>Extremely male centric thread, good job.Usual Brune W.
>>220892698>Usual Brune W.Nemo iudex in causa sua, o qualcosa
>>220892607Just a downside of games getting more complex and people needing more specialised skillsets. Also, don't forget to add on another 2-4 years for all the DLC/expansions to be released.
>>220892725That post was written by Imhotep-me.
i never knew getting an AC installed in germany had this many steps yet here we areim at the point where the ac technician said something retarded and the electrician is objecting to himhe said he can install the ac on the same circuit as the outlets because it's "A++ energy rated" and the electrician wants to cave his skull in>>220892697kek i see
>>220892561it's impressive how much bigger some video game maps felt compared to their actual size
>>220892803The conceived size of maps is tied to the traversal options of the players.So in games with hyper mobile movement the maps would feel smaller even if their actual size was much bigger.Also with high mobility the player tends to ignore the small details of the world and just zoom in on objectives making every play session into a speed run.
>>220892843I think you should zoom in on a job centre, Greek schizo
>>220892857I would need more traversal options for that.
>>220892803The whole east coastline seems wasted in SA.
>>220892803wait is that really how small it was? kek
>>220893015Won't open that shit fr fr.Also gay for filming and sharing it
>>2208930154chinners will look at that gook and say shit like "she's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen"
>>220893136She is the cutest woman I have seen recently
>>220893015disgusting video.
>>220892843it's more than just that, the game makes good use of limited draw distance and visual effects to make it seem like you're travelling much further and much faster than you actually arealso the map design is just clever, constantly cutting off the player's line of sight and having a convoluted highway system so that going from Los Santos to San Fierro feel like a real cross country roadtrip instead of being just a couple city blocks awaysame thing with vice city, I could swear it was an enormous city where you could spend hours driving around listening to 80s hits, not two tiny islands and a couple small islets thrown around
Survived the gymcel sesh fr fr ong. Warmup was like 10 rotations with both shoulders forwards then 10 rotations backwards. Took me less than 30 seconds fr fr. Obviously I gradually increased weight, did not slap on my 1RM o algo without starting with lower weights.Did not hit 3 reps at 87,5 kgs unilateral lat pulldowns. ROM on 3rd rep attempt improved since last time, but I still need some centimemes to count it as a full rep. It's joever. Was really battling with the 3rd rep to finish it, but not only could I not do that, attempting to do so for several seconds btfo'd all my strength on pulldowns. At least I added a rep to db rows ig so things are not so fucking over.>>220893015You caused a lot of seethe fr fr. Well done.
Also lately I have been thinking about getting a new fishing rod for dadberg cuz he wants to go fishing much more than in the past year, but desu all the mocking and flinging shit at me and all his bullshit is kinda making me not want to buy him shit.Also got him 6 beers from the store without him knowing but he already said some shit to me so I just hid them instead of giving it to him fr fr.
>>220893441What a good boy, you will be sent flying an extra time this week.
>>220893475Nigga making me 185 cm only instead of 193 like he is was the one move from him that sent me flying them most o algo.Based on his height and strength and being this retarded I unironically wouldn't be surprised if he has Jacob's syndrome.
Hello medsters>>220892416Ultra based OP.Love LOVE maps and geography. My mom used to work creating maps so I grew up around cartography tools and machines.
>>220893521based hypermasculine dadberg humbling his (manlet) son. now buy the fishing rod and hand him his beers, lil guy.
>>220893539LotR really did a number on us, uh.
>>220893441You should drink a couple of the beers>I'm autistic ou quelche choseAutism is pseudo-science bollocks unless we talk about The Translucent, then it's utterly real
Fish slop.Steamed rice, salmon, tuna, chives, pepper, mustard, garlic.
>>220893856Andaluzniño is 100% neurotypical THOUGH
>>220893968Brune-pilled, but I would
>>220893968That looks mid compared to what you usually post here I'll be honest with you chef fr fr ong.>>220893856>You should drink a couple of the beersAlcoholic drinks taste like shit. Not expecting your neurotypical ass to share these experiences with my neurodivergent 5d chess master gigabrain.
>>220893992>>220894040I agree, it’s quite bland tasting. Just something possible to do in 3 minutes because I came home to pick some things and am going back to the cagie now.
>spent another 100€ on audio components yet again awardI can’t help myself.
>>220894126Should have bought the kiddo a lego set or the missus some lingerie with that money tbf.What did you buy this time?
Tinder offered me a boost so I can be swipped left by more women.
>>220894149>lingerieToo high risk low reward. What today fits well tomorrow might be too small.>toys for kidHe has too many already.
>>220894204>What today fits well tomorrow might be too small.Right. I always forget about that fr fr. How many more weeks until you tell the grandparents that another portuguese conqueror is on the way?>He has too many already.No such thing.
>>220892416base-oh like actual maps, nevermind then
>>220894249Already told them.Also kids with too many toys value none. I saw that with my sister.And I forgot to answer you, it’s yet another amp, this time an SMT design (surface mounted components), which will be some notches higher on the difficulty scale. I will also use it as a second test bed for my case design, this time in a more compact size.
>>220894387Nice.When are you getting some carbon-fibre gold plated cable raisers though? (please bro it'll only cost you 500 bucks bro, it'll work bro I swear bro)>Also kids with too many toys value none.Right. Mad how as a lil' piece of shit my favourite toys were momberg's cooking pots and some wooden spoons fr fr. I do wonder how kids will turn out who skip those things cuz their parents just turn on those flashy kid shows where the scene changes every second. Which ofc to them feels good o algo but it also turns their brain to mush ig.>>220894346B R U HRUH
>three more days and the workweek is overOh yeah babeh>>220894346What's an example of non-actual map?
>>220894728Map can mean minor attracted person i.e. pedophile.
>>220892561majora's mask map https://litter.catbox.moe/1x3sm2pcy6onfc1z.png
>>220894728>What's an example of non-actual map?MAP means minor-attracted person, or pedophile.Some years ago they went to some pride event in the US with their own flags to advocate for the legalization of pedophilia.Idk how they did not get beaten up desu.
here's a map that I like
>antis
>>220894786>to advocate for the legalization of pedophiliapedophilia is already legal, there is nothing to legalise. like, how would you even outlaw being attracted to someone? what you are thinking of is pederasty (or child abuse, if you will), which is of course something entirely different to pedophilia. in fact, most child rapists are not attracted to children at all, and are opportunistic/get off on the power imbalance instead.
>>220894942>pedophilia is already legal, there is nothing to legaliseOk. I meant pedos doing the needful is illegal, not having the thoughts they have.
>>220892416
on the topic of maps is stellaris a map game
>>220895112yes
no context
/med/ could never >>220894895
>>220895321or something
>>220894126You are becoming an audiophile.
I chickened out of the Durge option in Act 2 to slaughter Last Light Inn. I'll probably kill them all eventually, but Act 2 is 2spoopy4me and I like having at least one place that isn't a terrifying shithole.Crushed a pixie to death in my fist to make up for it, but I'm still ashamed.>>220892471For me, it's Minagho getting increasingly bitchy at you over the course of the game.>hey minagho, why don't you do me a favour and run away again?>why don't you do me a favour and drop dead>>220892698>Some tiles look out of place.No Durlag's Tower, maybe.Unless you mean that the map in general looks a bit derpy, in which case I think it's because there's supposed to be implied distance between some maps, and zero distance between others.
>>220892843>>220895398>Unless you mean that the map in general looks a bit derpy, in which case I think it's because there's supposed to be implied distance between some maps, and zero distance between others.That's what I meant yeah, kinda guessed it but from afar it feels like someone just decided to put a brown tile between green onesI will have to catsit soon btw
morning niggas, just woke up>>220894085>am going back to the cagie nowgood
Speaking of maps and history.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY27Ds6Wc-A
>>220895847i've been getting that video recommended for a couple days. i haven't watched it yet, but she's cute.
>>220895891It appeared to me only after visiting med, very weird.
>>220895847>also got that video recommended to me todaywhat the fuck lolnot complaining the video seems fun I might watch it after wagie, however I must reiterate that William of Normandy did nothing wrong and was the rightful king of EnglandHarold Godewineson, uppity son of an elevated commoner, half-breed son of a slavers and collaborator with Danish invaders, was a usurper and a heathen who stole monastic land and gave bishoprics to drunken whoremongersWilliam, who as actually related to saintly Edward the Confessor(being his cousin), who sheltered Edward in Normandy while Godewine brutally murdered his older brother Alfred to ingratiate himself with Cnut the tyrant of Denmark, England and Norway, William was by all conceivable metric the rightful King of EnglandHastings proved that God was on Normandy's side
>>220895772>some shit needs to be cabled using USB>double nigger supplier cables it with rs232>no place to connect a DB9 connector, so they simply leave the cable without connector hidden away>tell them to fuck themselves, start cabling it myself >almost lose a finger while cabling the damned thing because I scraped it in a sharp metal edgeSupplier will all burn in hell.
>>220895772>goodConverso ass reply.>>220895398>Act 2Oh no no... magyarcels won't like this...Mad how for me what takes a month to finish takes you 2 days tops.
>>220895398Also talking about act 2, sex with Jaheira obviously.
wife made me wear her calven klein crop top and said i look cute in iti hated how the pads feel why do they have pads unreal
We used to have>did you guys know that my wife..., portugalNow we also have>did you guys know that my wife..., germanyThe great replacement is real. Sexhavers will btfo incels and fakecels at this rate.>>220896946>said i look cute in itHave you ever tried her lipstick?
>>220897111never tried lipstick
>>220894914Beautifel <3>>220895321What about aglio e olio? :D
>>220896946Seems like someone will stop at nothing until she completely feminises you.
>>220897111Soon it's gonna be me>did you guys know thwt my husband..., arg/spainSpeaking of sexo, I ordered lomitos for lunch today, it was only 18 usd! Almost nothing! And they come with fries and everything!>>220892587UNFATHOMABLYB A S E DI made a shitty map sketch for the story I'm writing, I kinda want to share it with y'all but you guys mog me in map designing skills. But designing an alien world is super fun. Also shit I don't have the map on me but once I'm back home I'll show y'all and ask for tips!
>>220897141Well you should. I'm sure it'd look good on you bby.No homo obviously.Also my choker mogs yours. Therefore I'm the pretty princess in this story, not you. Again, no homo.>>220897146>What about aglio e olio? :DNice. I prefer bolognese over that tbf personally.
>>220897290have you even seen my choker? i have multiple
Back from the physio, will do the needful and update /med/.There has been good progress this last week, the hole is notably smaller, the physio told me to add more sets of the exercises I'm doing and do them with higher intesity.I think it should be healed in two weeks from now.
>>220897315You showed us a simple thin black one. Need you to show me the sexiest one you have.>>220897281Are you already talking about getting married?>it was only 18 usd!>onlyRich ass nigga.
>>220897322Glad to hear that Andalusanon
>the hole is notably smallerZamn so that andalussy armussy is tighter than last time huh. You slut.>I think it should be healed in two weeks from now.How long will it take you to bench above 3pl8s? 2-3 months of slow progress?
>>220897146I agree, the world history map series is very butifel
>>220897350i like pic related
>>220897451Cute.
>>220896946What type of chastity cage did she choose for you? :D>>220897315>chokerIt's a type of collar, right?>>220897383I wish the Romans were strong enough to conquer us
>>220897589never worn or will wear a cage lolits a collar technically
>>220895661>I will have to catsit soon btwHoly based. Whose cat is it? Are you adequately prepared with shrimp flavoured cat treats?>>220896024>Hastings proved that God was on Normandy's sideNibba just had extreme luck on his side, and even then, it nearly all went wrong for him several times.If I were Harold Godwinson, I would have probably thought God hated me though. It was like his father used up the family's entire source of luck, and by the time Harold became king, he had nothing left.
>>220897358I'm glad too.>>220897382>How long will it take you to bench above 3pl8s? 2-3 months of slow progress?I don't know for sure.Once I go back to the gym I'll see how strong I feel and tell you guys.
>>220893539>Archad
There's a city in Bangladesh named Cox's Bazar>>220898091Let me ask this way then.Will you start by lifting the barbell alone then slowly progress from there, or do you think that 1pl8 won't hurt you?
>>220897965I think William was more than just lucky as he was pretty consistently bodying freaks left and rightNorman rebels, Britanny, France, all got William'd before he ever pressed his claim on Englandthe more you read about the 11th century the more you realise Normans were just built different, from Ireland to the Holy Land they just kept raping everyone it was so basedat no other point in history were french people ever this successful
>>220898236I'll start with the barbell, see how it feels and increase the weight that same day until I start feeling that is somewhat heavy, but still light, like 5 RIR, I think that's how I'll do my first day.
>>220897322LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO, WOOOO!!! You won't be disabled Andaluzanon!!! Yes!!! Please be more careful from now on and start taking supplements (if you're not taking any) for elasticity and muscle regeneration! Vitamin C, D and magnesium can help a lot!>>220897350I mean... We lowkey want to, it's so comfy being together, and we're so compatible! I also made some fried eggs, second one didn't come out as pretty, but look at this!And hey, 18 usd for TWO big ass sandwiches with eggs, the fries, and everything included is a good price, ONE single sandwich/lomito here is like 12 usd! Two for 18 is incredible q.q
>>220898256>I think William was more than just lucky as he was pretty consistently bodying freaks left and rightMostly luck with a sprinkling of political savvy and military competence.>after decades of dealing with shit in normandy, political situation is finally perfect when edward the confessor dies>invades england at exactly the right time, purely by coincidence, while harold's entire army is at the other end of the country>harold randomly loses 40 IQ points and does the only dumb thing of his reign - charges straight from london to hastings instead of gathering his forcesSomeone was quicksaving and quickloading this entire chapter of history to make sure that everything went right for William the Bastard.>at no other point in history were french people ever this successfulAnd a thousand years later, we brythonic atlanto-celts still live under the yoke of Anglo-Normans. Clown universe.>>220896699You shouldn't force yourself to play BG3 if you don't like it. There are other good RPGs out there (none of them are JRPGs btw).>>220896755>sex with Jaheira obviously.No thanks, I've just eaten.
>>220892587Based, I was also a world Atlas enjoyer, I still have some of them.
>>220897383>RepublucButiful indeed
>>220898693
Ate lomitos with papas fritas award>>220898789Topkek
Good day med am back from the cagie
>>220899457Momo-chan! How did the cagie go?
>>220899516It was okay old bitch wasn't annoying and not too many calls, going to catch up with work that was due.We have new bossman and lower bossmen and bosswomen so things will gradually improve.
For French meddershttps://monvote2027.fr/Let's post our results
>>220898524>>harold randomly loses 40 IQ points and does the only dumb thing of his reignwell from what I know this is a flawed interpretation because it looks at Harold's army like it's a modern day professional national military not a medieval levy centric armymost of his soldiers were fyrd peasant militia, if he had waited much longer he would have faced mass desertion as it was already october and those men would have wanted to be home for the ploughing and sowing season to avoid starvation the following year, meanwhile William's army had no problem just raiding and stealing the food they neededalso William specifically targeted sussex and the Godwin family's personal fiefdoms with his raiding parties, directly targeting Harold's powerbaseI really should learn more about this fascinating topic, perhaps get some bookslop on the Normans>And a thousand years later, we brythonic atlanto-celts still live under the yoke of Anglo-Normans. Clown universe.the fact England's national motto is "Dieu et mon droit" will always be hysterical to me
Welles was so based.Also, wrote a tad during work today.>>220898618Same, love 'em so much
>>220899457Same, ate some strawberries. Im thinking about writing to a girl or not
>>220899636>debut first placenot even at gunpointthis quiz is retarded
>>220898789Yeah on a map of something official or whatever. I think it's a major flaw, niggas didnt even re-read those 10 words they wrote themselves
>>220899907debout*
>>220897965They have specific treats, idk if they're shrimps flavoredDadberg adopted some cats to help someone o algo>>220898524Seen something about Harold actually using boats to get South instead of the famous forced march
>>220897322Good, I thought about watching STR to help with your low morale during those trying timesGuess I don't have to
>>220899880>Im thinking about writing to a girl or notWanted to ask you Casanovas about this
>>220899907
>>220900307we're pretty much polar opposites, the quiz is just shit
Today I did not make enough progress. I am deciding to finish for now as I'm so tired I'll just fuck things up and will have to spend even more time fixing those tomorrow.Finna make myself some dinner. I'll make some grilled cheese sandwich with some dutch gouda cheese that I got today on sale, and maybe some prosciutto.>>220898278Alright. Do keep us updated bby.>>220898524>No thanks, I've just eaten.Your loss. I wonder what her elven hag pussy smells like. Old wood probably with a hint of grass idk.
Things will literally be joever if I won't be able to fall asleep quick tonight btw. Maybe I would not have any problems with sleeping 3 hours less then a day later 2 hours less than usual were I still YOUNG instead of being this OLD.
> Son slogan de campagne est « Ils ont l'argent, on a les gens »
>>220900614sounds based
>>220900307I have no idea what the current political climate of France is and my French is very rudimentary, so I just kept answering shitI think these are all rightoid chuds, only ones I recognise here are LR, FN and Zemmournot entirely sure
Too many cuties at the terrace. I might kill myself.
>>220900942your result is very consistent, if all your results are chuddy you're probably a chud
>>220900307>Mais combien ça coûte un porte avion?
>>220900975It do be like thatIn Paris I went to a famous cafe restaurant, there was one at in front of me on my right and her friend directly on my rightShe seemed to look in my direction so I looked at her and did an awkward smile (they were foreign) and then to her friend but actually the kitchen was behind meAlso a top qt in front of me at another table vgh
>>220900384Yeah it gave me B*rdella way too high
Formerly chuck
>>220898524>William the BastardDon’t you mean Guillaume le Batard?
>>220901227We look very similar
>>220899636is it okay if i answer according to my fetish rather than my ideology?
>to be minister of financebros...
>>220901379Uniforms must be forbidden unless it involves short plaid shirt and tight white shirt for the girls. My younger self would have died in a puddle of semen if that were the case.
>>220901314*Guillaume le Conquérant, roi légitime d'Angleterre et seigneur de Normandie
>>220901436
I'm seeing portuneet tier posts but under a dutch flag.Nigga really went to dudeweedlmaoland without telling us. Acabou-se.
>>220901506shame the Bayeux museum is close for the moment, I was intending to go there to see them dabbing on catnigga
>>220901379It'll probably give you chuddy points for the chud candiates
ella ladshow are you all?>>220892416french anon I also like maps, do you draw any?
>>220901830Ello we thought you were dead
>>220901807so the candidates that want less sex also want uniforms? how does that work?
>>220901761Dieu et mon droit ou quelque chose comme ça.
>>220901830Dorfbro, how are you?
>>220892803Just add some fog and suddenly the map feels much bigger
>>220901873Chuddies want uniform back to teach children discipline and because old boomers used to wear some kind of uniforms back then
>>220901862I post alot less nowadays but I am as alive as everi'll soon go out to watch the independance day fire works>>220893539>morrowind BASED >>220892587>I soon graduated and started drawing my own maps.very nice, please post somebtw here is one I started but never finished
I go out now but wiill come back>>220901926i am good, trying to improve some grades to get into uni now how are you mate?
>>220901761it's so funny to me how they're still angry about her 600 years later
>>220901936funny, same conclusion but completely different reasoning
>>220901761I think we lended it to the bongs>>220901830Henlo, long time no see
>>220899981Btw forgot to say before I was told I look like John Snow at the physiotherapist.You've seen me irl, thoughts?>>220901830Hi.IDF status? Have you been in the IDF or will have to in the future?
>>220902039You mog that twink but I guess there is some kind of ressemblance yeahOr maybe the person means the personality of that character fr fr
flashback to being called an idf agent for not being muslim on facebooksome muslims genuinely believe ex muslims are a psyop
>>220902161>tell Muslim yapping about Palestine that if he was born in a Jewish family he'd hate the palis>no I would have converted to islamHe did not say reverted btw
>>220902277kekthey really believe this
>>220902039Fucking fakecel (I don't know the character but he seems handsome)
>>220899636...honestly?pretty accuratei have some traditionalist views but i'm happy to compromise them for a better systemi did the long quiz too
>>220902039i was told i look like twink carlos from the resident evil remake
>>220902720chat gpt conditioned me into thinking every "honestly?" is an LLM
>>220902720Answered half the questions with partagé/nuancé, I think doing that favors chuddies for some reasons
>>220902747i guess they're modeled after me, god i'm so sorry>>220902786maybe it's because "idk" tends to favor the status quo?you don't want anything to happen
>>220899636>>220902786am I a chud for this?
>>220902949yes
>>220902949Mélenchon not first means you are nazi chaud, except if Arthaud is first
>>220902949Top 3 aren't chuds but you're leaning toward the right
>>220903006what is >>220902720 then
>>220901830Good to see you Dorfanon.Some nigga here in /med/ thought that you were dead, but I knew all along that Hashem would not let such a fate befall my brvther in Ashkenaz.>>220902039>John SnowAlways knew you were a handsome lad.>>220902277>He did not say revertedDid you tell him that a real muslim would have said revert instead of convert?
>>220902359
>>220903143wtf im not a nazi
>>220903167I just posted it cuz I thought you'd find it (somewhat) funny.Another magyarcel L ig.
>>220903214well i assumed youre implying its meit is funny and real from my own experience
>>220902965>>220903006
>>220893015I hope they are both dead by now