Sir Thomas Shelby edition
BY ORDA OV DA PEAKY FOCKIN BLOINDERS
>>220898587rorke and the mandem
>>220898587Anyone got this image with pepe?
mad how the good guys won literally every war in history, how lucky are we
>>220898611It will cost you
>>220898620pack it in rorke
Indian Thomas Shelby doesn't exis-
>>220898615akhtually in the past mirrors are nothing like they are today so people would still see their reflections clearly on still lakes or the like while mirrors would give a warped and blurry reflection
>>220898672guy in red hair is an actual real gangster btw
>>220898680Think he's better dressed than the other Shelby's
This is me second I feel awkward just whip out the old phone and pretend to be doing something
>>220898712cor who's that tart
>>220898620the allies weren't the good guys but they were preferable to an axis victory
you’ll be seeing them in bare legs soon coming home
window is open. letting some air in x
>>220898740she's butters mate
>>220898717greedy little runt
>>220898756vpn off germany
>>220898712straight to the settings app
lifttoil looms
>>220898759cheers mate
>>220898620Nah the good guys lost the cold war
>>220898712is that liverpoo
Are the SAS still the best?
vgh if only I lived in a fash state VGH, life would be so much different
>>220898794you'd be forced to toil
>>220898587damn they straight up rizzed that overweight single mom with that fit of churchill's statist goons
Mad how the founder of the SAS was planning a coup against the government
cooking everything in the microwave tonight i think
>>220898826well, hows he look now?
>>220898826inherited his brow
>>220898821Actually I'd be part of the antifash rebellion x
archive is broken
>>220898869Neek
>>220898869antifas are just jannisarries
business idea: a mostly mindless half formed clone psychically linked to experience negative events in your life so you don't have to
>>220898848
>>220898647No not that one limey bro
>>220898905All well and good but could you rape it
>>220898826I look like this but brown
>>220898925loves his grub
We don't do that in Germany
>>220898905think i am one of those, myself
I want to move to scotlandwill Nige let me in (I'm not brown)
>>220898971scotland only wants brown people these days
>got an optical bun >molars intact >strong brow bridge >wide shoulders/frameGot Neanderthal genes me
>>220898984It’s where the Irish got their adoration of them from
fucking hate these "I got all achievements in this dogshit game" and just a fucking plot summary fucking hate hate hate this literally fucking fuming and grinding my teeth in anger
what is the origin of this swarthy jewlike phenotype when theyre 100% british simon bird has it too
right was bang out of order that
Zesty Fode at the wheel
>>220899064Zesty aah nigga
>>220899060the way 4chan talks about human phenotypes is kind of nonsensetheyre just on the darker end of the spectrum of people from round these parts. you must encounter them
>>220899060jews who got expelled from Iberia>but they're not jewsThey converted over time
>>220899010sup mouldie
>>220899064“oh my gosh I have to go up a gear girlies!”
makes you think doesnt it
>>220898784Genuinely they mog still
>>220899101i rarely see anyone whose a native brit with hair darker that average brown or a true beak noseanyone with a different phenotype to me is a forrener simple as
Think that a generation of men growing up seeing actors like Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt has conditioned them to expect to look like them when they're 50-60, which is why you see a lot of zoomer overreactions to millennials looking normal for their age.>OMG WHY DOES THIS PERSON WHO IS 15 YEARS OLDER THAN ME LOOK 15 YEARS OLDER BRUH WUT
>>220899008I have that as well lol
>>220898784>>220899121in contention with JTF2
>>220899152now they're expected to look like timothee chalamet xx
Lifting metal up and down for no reason in a gym together with other brainwashed people
>>220899120no. not really
>>220899196i think it says a lot about society
When I go shopping in Tesco, I often pick up a pack of these. They’re delicious. If you use your intermediate phalanges you can disrobe the pack. At which point you can hide them under your other things and pop them into your mouth as you walk around. Once you’re done, just put the empty pack at the back of a random shelf.
>>220899139everyone else in the world has a different phenotype to you
>>220899222ok
>>220899120why didnt they help him pick it upi know zoomers are antisocial freaks but it doesnt hurt to be like here ive got your apples, put them in his bag and get on with your day
spagbol for tea today team
>>220899242they're apples. if they're bouncing all over the place and rolling around on the road they're fucked already
>>220899232not true there are plenty of people outside my family who look like me and i am more comfortable around them because i know we are of the same origin
>>220899120kurva anyatok
OCD ruins lives
>>220899267yeah but you cant just leave them on the road thats still littering. shitty attitude. if you want nice things like a clean city you have to just pick up the apple and put it in the bin not hard is it
Neoliberal values being defended in gherkin showers LOL
i would help him pick up his apples
>>220899295It's technically composting
>>220899292
hmm, no updates from the archive lately i see, wonder why
>>220899268unless youre an identical twin it is true. and yeah you might resemble people more closely but that doesnt mean theyre necessarily more closely relatedi look more like certain random people i see out and about or various actors etc than i do my sister but my sister has the same parents as me
I don't say this with any sense of delusion, I would be the alpha of /brit/ if we all met up in person. I'm very broad-shouldered and have a deep voice and am taller than 9/10 people I meet. I might not always be the centre of attention, but you would all listen with silent attention every time I spoke.
>>220899340sup ghostie
You just can’t help but laugh at some of the sheer mental illness on display in this thread It’s every fucking day. Some of you just spend your entire life arguing with characters you’ve made up in your head
>>220899060I have this colouring but a small nose and my background is black Irish
I don't say this with any sense of delusion, I would be the beta of /brit/ if we all met up in person.I'm a pathetic manlet incel freak
finally opened my pickled herring but it was too fishy I didn't like it
Just can't take lesbians seriously, they're so inherently funny to me. Always got a chip on their shoulder and you can just feel the seethe when the bull dyke realises you don't see her as a challenge in any way.
>>220899361Id bend you over and shag you up the arse
Niggas posting about crodie, yodie, mouldie, ghostie, peekie like fucking hell lads sort it out
>>220899409Only with my permission though x
My parents think because I'm 38 now that I should just not like and want to go to Wrestling or Rock shows?
>>220899422No, we're not playing this game where the people mocking the cucks are lumped in with the cucks. I see what you're doing and it isn't going to fly. Stop watching porn.
>>220899422sup moanie
>>220899340forgot one, which is actually much funnier than just including it lmao
>>220899453Kick them. Punch and kick them and bite them.
>>220899453wrestling is utter yank shite mate
>>220899461You really don’t realise that those names are just heatherpaedo trying to do that?
>>220899453They're wondering where the grandkids are
I say poo screaming around my family
>>220899495lush
mental how lucky dadberg got with mumbergonce heard mumberg say, 'I shouldn't bother you, you've had a hard day at work' and then gave him a kiss after seeing my dad was struggling to stay awakecould not imagine a young woman ever saying this
My mum thinks I'm an idiot for having a nintendo switch with animal crossing in it, like enjoying a game is a sin
https://www.youtube.com/watch/4yHH3i09YEYlove these vidos
>>220899491mouldie is mocking heatheratrocity, one thing he NEVER does is mock himself, even for attentionwhen he pretends to be someone else he says 'heatherposter'
>>220899533Not an idiot but you are childish
Currently replaying the metro series before metro 2039 comes out
>>220899517i doubt you can imagine any woman saying anything due to the fact you're an incel freak
sup fnafie
>>220899495says a lot about society this
Leaky PG tips yh? Are they activating?
>>220899566Am I wrong?
>>220899533sup tendie
>>220899575fucking screaming
>>220899593incels are always wrong
used to be if you got maimed you could get a job at a freak show and travel with the circuscan't do that anymore cause of woke
>>2208996102+2 = 4
>>220899608Bought that voice line and haven’t played overwatch since
Need tae go to the shops and get something for dinner
>>220899608i would do this but i play junkrat and contribute nothing to my team
phwoarluv a good haggis and chips
>>220899681Niggas hate on anything
>>220899681screM
>>220899623Just get on Instagram if you're a freak nowadays the circus freak show is digital nowadays
heatherfreaks new obsession... the calculator app!
matty healy sex arse
leftypol wizzing about on his newly finance e-bike
>>220899708Studious ass nigga
>>220899722you could even call it the amazing digital circus
tofu and 'taters for tea
sup foadie
>>220899708Thought I remember this number for some reason and then got worried I'd just posted from my camera album absentmindedly, and then saw it was iOS so I was alrightGoing a little insane I reckon but its all good
>>220899681Rahh niggas ain't take nothing seriously : crying emoji: :skull emoji: :ninja emoji:
wonder how the internet is going to react when gymskin inevitably slips up and says something even slightly rorkeish>inb4 he's wokeHe's a working class essex geezer, there is literally ZERO chance he fully understands what is work or what isn't, he's definitely at least partially rorkeish.
>>220899755FUCKING SCREA,MING
I just think some people (me) brains aren’t wired correctly because the idea of signing up to a dating app gives me genuine anxiety but for 99.99% of people it’s completely normal
>>220899770Follow that chune
>>220899736I was calculating my moniez >>220899724Eh>>220899762Yh u insane my bro
Yes nigga I’m black
>>220899783most people fail less than you do so they have self confidence
>>220899770yeah, err great question *looks at my phone* hold on, have to get this*walks away and stares at the wall*
>>220899795fhwwwwwowling
>>220899815blair witch type nigga
>>220899829fucki(ng spmreaming
Should arsenal sack Mikel Arteta if he fails to win them a trophy this season?
I'll die on the hill that most of us here are actually more intelligent than average. I know there is a contingent here that HATES the 'smart but lazy' cope, but it's only a specific kind of intelligence that automatically translates to success. Anyone who's spent time in a working class pub will have experienced that bloke who, despite having a shit job, is just really smart for some reason.
>>220899813
neck's been hurting for days. i blame the wanking
got a text message today and then seconds later I got a phone call that had nothing to do with the message and then literally the second after I hung up I got another call completely unrelated to either the first call or the messageI said to the person near me "wow I'm popular these last few minutes" but they didn't reply to me because I'm a weird little freak
the early poobird catches the pooworm
>>220899868nigga rawdogging food :skull;
>>220899868Nigga got a fuckin tree stump in the kitchen oh my dayz
>>220899874sgream that arrow pointing straight to his dih
>>220899868raw meat texture is nasty
I really just call into question the amount of people who say they’re “screaming” it just doesn’t seem likely that screaming is your base reaction to an amusing post. Sorry. I don’t believe it.
>>220899814Can you explain what you mean i don’t get it
havent picked up the phone in 2 maybe 3 years except for family. nothing good can ever come out of it
>>220899868nigga eating a runescape meal
>>220899868nigga think he a omnivore
>>220899903a psychologist took a single glance at this nigga wrote “autism” into his journal
>>220899770Lefties love their little pet gammon until they say something gammonSeen this cycle a hundred times
Did that meningitis thing clear itself up then
>>220899870I just have academic interests and have read and researched topics I’m intoAlso decent at parsing through and identity dubious facts and disregarding themDon’t consider myself intelligent because I’m quite dumb and bad at math
>>220899913most people go through life experiencing confidence building events, like by succeeding at thingsyou succeed less than they do so you have less confidence than they do so installing a dating app is more daunting for you
current online trend of young lads seeing how far they can get into a building run by Scientologists, bet that's a genuine laugh 2bh
>>220899388nah i would patheticfreakmog you
>>220899940I doubt that. Why would a psychologist read this thread? Let alone attempt to psychologically profile an anonymous user. Seems absurd.
John 'Poo Screaming Bardley' Pork | Down The Rabbit Hole
>>220899957Oh yes I understand now thanks
I don't think the average modern person is much smarter than a medieval peasant, I just think the things that a modern person parrots are slightly more correct than the things a medieval peasant would parrot.
>>220899958don't hear much about scientology here do you
>>220899949"i'm all ears" type nigga
squealing and pissing at the thought that chatgpt is trained on the drivel that comes from this thread
>>220899999digits
scientologists own an entire city in yanklank and have secret prisons there its mental
>>220899949poo screaming
>>220899977*surreptitiously writes in my journal*
ktim
>>220899993who is blud talking to
Hang on a second… that lad’s writing something down!
>>220900026yanklank
wrote a blog post but didn't post itwhoops wrote another one did I haha
*inane post that gets NO yous at all*
so excited for my smoked cheese to get here
oooh black betty, yankalank
friends rabbits were humping when i was round and he just let it happen
https://myg0tcakebaking.ytmnd.com/
weighed myself lost 5kg in the last month
>>220900088fucking scREAMING
>>220900097it'll be in the last place you had it LOL
>>220900094I’m not clicking that shit nigga
>>220900064go and post in the archive some more mong boy
ohhhh black baton danglinohhhh black baton danglin
>>220900085*pulls back my foreskin and presents my smeg crusted knob head*
nice and sunny now look
> Karren BradyWould!
>>220900094mr norton pointing a shotgun at my head and daring me to click this link
right well that's mental illness
lost a friend because I stopped by his when I was walking my british bulldog and when I let it in the garden it barked at my mate's rabbit in its hutch and gave it a heart attack and killed it :/
>>220900097what tips do you have lada x
>>220900147would lick her clit and drink her squirt
just did a foden face
feeling proper cheeky today someone hide the missus and pass the stella
>>220900158ffs rorke
>>220900169I'm a real montenigga
niggas dont want any cake?
>>220900167Alright I wouldn’t go that far
>>220900158id understand if it was an xl bully but if youre getting scared by an english bulldog its natural selection at this point
>>220900159just boozing less makes a massive difference ignoring the calories in it alone stops me saying fuck it and ordering takeaway or having a second dinner in crisps and snacks
sex with asajj ventress (the rattataki version, not night sister (this is important))
Just shut my laptop while I WFH done 40 minitues work all day, About to have a MASSIVE WANK
>boozing lesscan't live like that
>>220900219larry done a rape back in 2012
>Shabana Mahmood tells heckler to ‘fuck right off’
Boozing is alright for a bit but it gets boring fast
>>22090021910downingstreetberg
>>220900201Never understood cake,Just not all that deseart wise, feels like a WW2 rations style thing.
>Ed Miliband on Peter Mandelson row: "[Mandelson] should not have been appointed"here we fucking go edheads
got word that rorke wants his cake, but also wants to eat it too, silly little cunt
>Be mildly autistic >As a kid I was bubbly and happy >Get mocked and bullied>Have zero friends >Now that I am 23 >I hate people >Learned that no one can be your friendI am saving up for acting classes so I can get laid more and have friends but legitimately never had a friend in my life
>>220900219larrys 19poor fellows probably very tired
>>220900211yeah, he's a lovely dogapparently washing a rabbit in the sink can kill it because of how fearful they are
Got my nice little car backMazda 3 2.2d Sport Nav.It's got (heated) leather seatsIt's got a CD player player player player player player player
>>220900273Yeah yeah that’s great but could you fuck off back to /cum/? Or better still, fuck off to /pol/?
>>220900289ktim
>>220900289need to see this lazy bastard carried off by an eagle
not a fan of how old some of you are considering how much younger than me you are
>>220900309alri Keir
>>220900219the twitter page with this cats name is so cringe
>>220900297>poor fellows probably very tiredhe isnt aware he's 'working' he doesnt sit around wishing he was 'retired'
>>220900308LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON
>>220900331blud was at gallipoli
>>220900331How old are you unc
>>220900292ktimthink im happier in my own company though so i dont care about being alone anymore
honestly reckon the country would be in a much better state if Milliband won the election in 2010
Recently I made some friends through discord and it's reminded me how lonely I am but doesn't come close to fulfilling my social needs
>>220900331damn unc that's tuff
am i speaking to “zesty fode”?
>>220900336Animals walk around in a state of permanent religious intoxication. This is the natural condition of the mind and intellect, the moment to moment perception, of man as well.
those cold ones niggas fell off
just ignore people under 30 they're not even human
are there any other clips of fodey being zesty other than that interview?
>>220900362dont like how they made fun ofHim for that stone wasnt even that weird
polshits and r9k cancer are everywhere in this general but if you post mlp content outside of /mlp/ you are banned for 3 days instantlythe janitor is biased
Evri have lost my dildo in the post. I wish I was joking.
could have sworn we already had St George’s Day this year l remember all the usual screeching from rorke and leftypol
>>220900397a medium leading a seance on a discord server where a user died
>>220900377oooh discord friends
*rips off my shirt, revealing my superhero logo*
>>220900428was a bit weird>Lucy Powell, the Labour campaign's vice-chair... said on BBC Radio 5 Live: "I don't think anyone is suggesting that the fact that he's carved them in stone means he's absolutely not going to break them or anything like that".
>>220900453Fuck off 190
>>220900252She said this to someone chanting refugees welcome, because she Shabased, if she was white you'd all be wanking.
just blasted some urine on my shorts haha OOPS
>>220900437i once complained to lovehoney mine broke and they sent the replacement to my old student gafftherefore someone has my actual name and the knowledge i ordered a big vibrating arse dildo if they ever opened it
>>220898587better than them dressing like noggers i guess
>>220900432
>>220900428yep, was ridiculous the overreaction
>>220900362never
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1823982735049773056/pu/vid/avc1/960x720/T1fNP3EfFVy2AzF7.mp4?tag=12
>>220900486mental how the votecattle genuinely actually believe that this pic is disqualifying
fodie fodie fodiefucking scrwemaing
>>220900500Genuinely receive a rush of pleasure watching this
>>220900528
>>220900514If we had a CCP style one party state he'd never have got anywhere near leadership. Only got anywhere close due to votecattle nonsence.
>>220900555>>220900555>>220900555>>220900555
9 billion lions vs the sun
got to the point now where I literally tell people in the break room that I don't want to see the 'funny video'mental the utter SHITE you get shownstarted when I saw the video time as 6 minutes and I just went 'mate, no thanks, sorry, not watching a 6 minute video'
>>220900546goblin Bradley shooting cum
>>220900561take the piss
>>220900561what the fuck are you doing?
>>220900533yanks are such weird creatures
gingerpaedo has been basically missing in action for the past month
>>220900609Rotting in a ditch in the Connecticut woods
>>220900609probably in jail
>>220900609was caught in the bushes of the wrong school this time
