fodey on the catty
got blood on my blanket from my bleeding finger
>>220902230oh he zestyhe zesty
gf's got her strap-on oni've got my chastity cage on
got splooge on my blanket from my dribbling willy
>>220902256From your bleeding ass more like
>>220902270ktim
>>220902264
got incel all over my duvet
Muslims be like is this pork halal bossman?
it's been raining all day, fucking grim, exactly on my day off, and it seems like it's gonna rain tomorrow as well
>>220902298s
pre-2016 really was a different world
>>220902301yeah It's beef pork so you guys can also eat it
>>220902230UM UM UM
trannies really are fucking weird and gross aren't they
>>220902330crackheads wouldnt be sleeping though innit?
doing the foden squint
>>220902353some arereckon most are just normal and nice
Please Answer
Baja Blast mountain dew down the hatch
>>220902360>normal
>>22090236167
we must return
>>220902353We get a bunch around city centre where I live. They're absolute genetic dregs
Listening to the latest Reddit mosquito Star Wars cantina music band
>>220902387they'll eventually AI some darkies into all scenes like this so they don't feel left out
>>220902361these dogs are so smart, very energetic, proper lads, forgot what the breed was, something Collie
had a fucking SHIT day need a hug
>>220902360they're men who think they can become women they're not even remotely normal
>>220902387was on a traijn at the weekend and it was exactly like this
*makes bear noises*
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfwt2h1icKk
>>220902406
>>220902406*flicks a bogey at you*
>>220902406*hugs you*
Currently playing metro 2033 redux my slimes
rorke be like remember death grips
>>220902402border collie
>>220902387the biomass
>>220902425I'll be playing death stranding 2 in a bit. Metro is fun.
might go to 'esco and buy a 'ottle of 'in
>>220902406*rapes u but in a friendly way*
they've brought back carling blackhowever, it's just madri
>>220902387yeah but the food wasn't spicy and there was no rap music about stabbing people
currently playing Big Ambitions
>>220902425is it scary or hard? i don't like games that are too scary or hard
>>220902460thank feel better now
couldn't live in the old days me. nothing to do was there.
>>220902450Can’t wait for metro 2039
>>220902406don't care
>>220902453At uni I drank so much gin I thought it would be funny to bend and break the communal kitchen spout. Ended up breaking it and trying to frame my roommate by putting his lunch box next to the broken spout/tap
for me it's Azealia Banks tweets >>220902435yes
>>220902487could read and go for a walk and play footy
Thank you Mr Hiroshi Suzuki for ANOTHER wholesome post! Your enthusiasm and exuberance for the UK is a much needed tonic for these trying times!!Great pleasure to visit Eton College. Fascinating to see Japanese archives and much enjoyed observing a Japanese language class.
>>220902487socialise and shag and read and play sport all the best things still you can do today
>>220902482I don’t find scary but they nail the chilling, tense post apocalyptic atmosphere, also you can play on easy mode
>>220902517yw
>>220902487probably much easier to do public wanks with the lack of cctv
>>220902535>you can play on easy modeSomething a poof would do
>>220902487genuinely despise people like you
>>220902535that's good i like easy modes
>>220902559Me too. That's why I get on so well with your mum, proper easy mode
According to liberal metaphysics, souls are "assigned" to bodies completely at random with respect to race and geography, but every soul has a predetermined sex, and is mistakenly assigned to the wrong-sexed body approximately 5% of the time.
there's a girl at toil that's so fit she wears a fake wedding band to stop dudes constantly trying it on with her
>>220902571
>>220902571was just saying this down the mosque
>>220902592Screaming
>>220902653caaaaaaaaaarbs
>>220902653Goyslop
>>220902653Interesting developments...
mad how I thought I was ugly as a kid up until 13 when I realised it was autism that explained my lack of friends
wish I had some loud
>>220902653Brits be like "a healthy balanced meal"
>>220902660carbs are good for you, stop listening to incel grifters
>>220902653
>>220902653behold, what every brit would be forced to eat without immigration
No carbs before Marbs
my dad said he once saw a woman masturbating in her car at the homebase car park and apparently she was quite fit as well
>>220902577does it work?
>>220902676ktim but im also ugly
>>220902653overcooked pizzas and slightly undercooked fries
chicago town minis are pengers tbf
>>220902653Elton John reacting to this image with a thumbs-up on WhatsApp
>>220902653the pizza is so tiny and the chips are so big?
>>220902692Honestly not a bad deal
nothing pays as good as unemployment feels
why on earth am i so hungry today wtf
neoliberal London mum begging me to vote for Labour because I just should okay
Kinda wish I could eat kebab every day forever >>220902757Your ghrelin might be high per se
Maybe I should come to the UK and open a Pork themed BBQ and pork meals
>>220902750I think I'd die of shame if I hopped on unemployment. How do 'people' do it
>>220902804what about my post made you think I wanted a reply from the filthy employimshoo
cant find a job...i wonder if the zoo is looking for a goat
gf just told me that her ex cockmogs me ladsdon't know where to go from here
tea is a habitual drink
>>220902827My post actually since you made it on a device funded by my pennies.
>>220902841chop her fucking head off
>>220902804discard all notion of living within a society
>>220902841so what?
>>220902338um x
>>220902864SHOO
ai kino
>>220902868society gives you money though
>>220902841The wood chipper would likely be your next port of call.
Leftypol starting a Tea Drinkers Anonymous group because he has to get on top of his crippling three-cups-a-day addiction
>>220902841why would she tell you that. were you badgering her about it?
you don't seem very excited about my business idea
>>220902730Poo Cackling
>>220902841theres a xev bellringer video themed on that i pull the lad off myself to fairly regularly
the way a willy goes from being small and floppy to big and stiff is one of the miracles of nature
watching an israeli show on netflix to see what those jews are upto in the jew land, it's alri and it has the french lad from the boys in it. it's called fauda and it's about these israelis who stop terrorists
would you rather have £1 or £2?
might get some wine from aldi why not xmight drink it all why not x
>>220902921£1. it will keep me grinding
>>220902885screaming
>>220902921£0you're my bank now
>>220902917willythoughts.txt
>>220902902you need to start off business idea posts with 'business idea:'
>>220902767>Kinda wish I could eat kebab every day foreverRorke won't like this
>>220902885oh my days
>>220902930yeah, on this dick!
>>220902918
>>220902750based a +d fan
It's truly disgusting. Europe has commitment to offer refuge to the marginalized peoples that our nations have exploited over centuries across the world. It should be building a MUCH bigger table than it is now, not closing the door. And I do not give a -shit- about any handwringing over "negative consequences." BIPOC experienced unimaginable suffering under imperialism for centuries, so I'm not going to clutch my pearls over Europe being given a small taste of its own medicine.
if camilla has the title of queen, why didn't phillip have the title of king
>>220903005christianity was the worst thing to ever happen to europe, we need to properly shake off all of christianity not just the god bit. we still strangled by the evil of christian morality, self hatred, worship of the weak, universality it's all vile
>>220902868I can't do it. Must be a brown mentality.>>220902878No
>>220902750>>220902804I've been employed and a NEET. Employment is objectively better.
Business idea: Halal/Kosher Pork BBQ for the lads, Bulgarian/Greek style scran, DJ homemade Dzadziki.
>>220903038now i'm getting mogged by fucking seals, i hate my faggot incel life
>>220903038well, i'll be damned, rorke really does have the sauce after all...
>>220903038Women in wet suits were a fetish of mine for a while
>>220903048mass immigration started when we became atheist
mad how nice feet are
>>220903038nothing better than a blonde young lady I reckon
>>220902230brexit renaissance
>>220902885
rorke bot 3000 spotted in cheadle
>>220903060I'm out.
>>220903079s
just seen the news genuinely fucking depressed now
>>220903115why? I really know my pork bro
>>220903104Quintessentially bri ish
>>220903093and progressive morality is just christian morality with the god bit removed
Might give Prison Break a cheeky rewatch but only the first season because I remember it getting garbage real fast.
>>220903098reckon you're right there
>>220902870>>220902870hello mate can you tell me the appeal of American comedy podcasts please because I’m English and I’ve watched a few Nick Mullen clips and I don’t get them and I think they’re shit
might read a banned book
>>220902387People preparing to board the train to work 12 hours in an unventilated factory
>>220903155>I remember it getting garbage real fast.Yeah it was around the time the pilot started
>>2209031552nd season is still good
Why is rorke so obsessed with roads and cars?My local facebook group is always banging on about turning the pedestrianised town centre back to a road like it used to be. Like, a massive main road just carved right through the middle of the shops and everything. They seem to think replacing pavements with roads will somehow make the high street great again? I don't get it
might put on a vpn and wank to interesting material
>>220903104i cant even get mad its so absurd
>>220903154no, it isn'tprogressivism is a direct repudiation of christinaityyou just think christianity = charity because you don't read or know anything about history
rorke riding his harley into the sunset
>>220903043because "queen" can mean monarch or just be the title for the wife of a king. but "king" means monarch only, it's not a side title
>>220903176it's just not for you lad, Idk what to tell yousome people don't like British comedy - it's their loss...
>>220903205boomers are just nostalgia merchants ignore them they'll be dead soon
>>220903154Trvke
>>220903205Cause then you can build up some speed before crashing into the vape/kebab/turkish barbers/charity shop
>>220903155didn't even mind that central american prison series me but it was shite after that
>>220903132terrible isn't it
new buggishhhh just dropped x
>>220903279Why are we hearing about it if it's in Turkey??? Fuck off.
O'Rorke raising his son to only speak Irish The Gardai arrest him and send his son to Muslim care
>>220903226it's literally just christianty, the original sit, the universality, the unfounded idea that all human life has value. there is a reason only christian/post chrisitan societies can become progressive
>>220903132What happened lad
how do i make friends?havent had a friend in 10 years
told the slightly chubby toil lass I missed her when she had a week off and she went all coy
Is it zesty to use lip balm?
>>220902885right well then
>>220903328speak to people with common interests
>>220903279Not a big turkey fan, too gamey
>>220903339depends on how you apply it
buffing my arse to a high mirror shine
>>2209033281 talk to people2 ask them questions about themselves3 tell them things about yourself4 offer your opinions and advice5 be nicethat's about it
>>220903339no i do it all the time it's lovely
the future we're fighting for
>>220903279bernard matthews gone flipping mental
>>220903339it is if you apply it then blow yourself a kiss in the mirror
>>220903339no, lots of men use it. just don't apply it in public like it's lipstick
>>220903370*uses your arse as a mirror to pop a zit*
>>220903416>lots of men use it.Right before they kiss each other
moving my head towards the banana when I eat it
>>220903391would
>>220903279imagine the smell
>>220903349>>220903379how do i do step 1i work a remote jobthere's no clubs near me. i've checked meetup and it's all ai nonsense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDGACubU99gwant to SHAG her unironically
>>220903391SAAR DO NOT REDEEM
>>220903453oh well better luck next life
Gf has haemorrhoids and doesn't want to do anal any more. Beside myself with grief.
>>220903434hi
go back to the club
>>220903433you would know so i believe you
>>220903466really like fit Indian chicks me >>220903476that's very unfortunate
>>220903464Kind of a weak film selection. Would not shag
>>220903453then I'll be honest you're doomed, the only way I've made any friends in the last ~15 years is through toil
the queen of brit
>>220903528Lad in a wig
>>220903453maybe get a dog. people at the dog park are always chatty and get to know each other. puppy kindergarten is another way to meet people
They're coming after puntershttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj94dxkwdzro
MA'AM DO NOT BOUNCE
leftypol always leaving the plastic bottle cap attached to the ring
>>220903545mad how he wasted 88 billion on that nothing bullshit online world
dinner with the gf
>>220903585BOSH
might go terrorise some rural, high-trust villages this weekend
HOLY DIVAHHH
>>220903585nice
they're going to kill us all
>>220903391i had a pakistani gf. she was pretty, sex was great, etc., but i just couldn't deal with the fact that her family could never know about me. she said she'd only tell her family about me when we got married. i just could not hold out that long.i'm back on the dating scene and still have a thing for brown women. i might try to find a british indian girl this time.
as someone who struggle to phone the doctor or dentist i will never understand the way that a lot of people particularly Americans or people in the arts talk about having a therapist the same way my gran talked about her GP
>>220903585that sausage looks like natalie mars' willy
>>220903585Woke want this banned
>>220903464she was the only sort of good thing in season 3 of white lotus
>>220903528that's a bloke in birds' clobber. he can't be queen
>>220903577lorda mercy >>220903611some off those girls have great tits, top 3 best tits I've ever seen was on an indian girl
>>220903616I remember when he posted on 4chan
>>220903611>i had a pakistani gf.How did you deal with the smell?
>>220903616sc
Normalise following women
>>220903585grim
corr just pooed and shiddedden pooed agen
>>220903679at night
normalise raping your own arse
>>220903648you bathe them, do a deep scrub
>>220903614it's much easier with a therapist because you always schedule your next appointment at the end of your current one, so you rarely need to phone them. actually you should do for regular check ups with your doctor or dentist, too. calling is always the worst part
me and who??
>>220903577yupwould suck dem milkers and inseminate
>>220903679it's never been easier. i followed a woman for all through the shopping centre today because i was afraid if i stepped away i'd kms
>>220903725It's more normal than it's ever been. In fact, it's abnormal to not rape ones own arse
men of harlech suck my penissuck my mother fucking penissuck it til the semen leaves itwelshmen suck my coooooock
>>220903762How exactly does stalking a random woman Paki-style prevent you from killing yourself?
feet are so gross and that literally makes me want to vomit
new apple airpoo pro for 2 pound a month for 300 years on klarna
>>220903729>you always schedule your next appointment at the end of your current onethat's a con. they're leading you on. they're not helping. michael's story in GTAV was about this. why is everyone this gullible
>>220903802*mashes my ugly hair trotters all over your face*
29 living alone, today's dinner.
>>220903804good deal
>>220903800read the hoodie
>>220903820take the piss
>>220903820phwoar
>>220903820>peas AND beansJust not on is it.
Brownies don't like itRape the turd worldRape the turd world
making myself a little incel dinner
>>220903820lumpy mash, proportions all out of whack, but sausages used as a breakwater for the beans which is a smart moveoverall 3/10, get a grip, grow up
>>220903820the fucking STATE
had some lovely pasta with cavolo nero and broc and chilli
>>220903820God help you x
>>220903820my dinner was so much worse than this. i can't even bring myself to post or describe it. but it's because i resent shopping for just myself so half way through the month i just start putting random shit together in a big pot and eating reheated slop all week
>>220903805i don't know what gtav is but therapy has been very helpful for me
>>220903820holy based
>>220903511fuck's sakebut even in my last job, no-one seemed interested in being friendsi'd asked them what they're doing at the weekend and it'd 99% of the time be something with their partneror they'd mention hanging out with friends from school/unifuck
duke of kent not looking too well x
Having facial hair is brown coded. White man? Clean shaven. Always.
>>220903854it's bad actually. the beans should wash on to the mash shoreline naturally you're interfering in nature
>>220903873no one on /brit/ can cook that good
>>22090382039 and having two (2) packets of chicken supernoodles tonight
>>220903891oh ye then why are you still hereeveryone who makes comments like this is surreptitiously advertising betterhelp .
>>220903873just ding it!
organising a treasure hunt in my arse
>>220903907Nice try Gillette
as fate would have it, this just popped up on youtubechef incel doing a luxury cossy livves meal
try to be social at toil but the only sociable ones are the younger than me and dont really want to hang out with me
>>220903978rorke scarfing this down with glee
stopped eating beans and legumes 3 years ago, really miss bean and pork stew
>>220903819
>>220903996why did you stop eating them?
>>220903978whats the real channel name
i don't eat baked beansthat's disgusting.
jacked off to nigger porn again award
Sellin salmon 1k
>>220904039quintessentially american post
>>220904017I figured out they were fucking me up, beans would give me headaches (not joking)
>>220903900OTF ONLY THE FAMILY UP IN THIS BITCH FUCK THE OPPS FUCK THE COPS FUCK THE FLOPS RIP QUEENIE RIP BIG D FREE ANDREW IT'S FUCK THE OTHER SIDE FOR LIFE ON CORGI
>>220903945if i didn't have therapy i'd be even worse
>>220904065bro got a hangover from beans :skull:
wonder if halal english breakfast exists
>>220903820Scrannish
don't like the gays but not overly keen on people who are aggressively straight either, i consider making where you prefer to put your willy a core aspect of your personality to be highly undignified
>>220904101i don't think you really have to wonder
>>220904069no you wouldn't. you'd be the same. therapy can't help anyone because of the feedback loop of you trying to fix you. you will always be lying to yourself.
>>220904058give us a break this country has been subject to literal jewish mind control for 60 years
I really want to eat whalethere's just no way it doesn't taste like heaven
>>220904080yep, also they would bloat me and make me feel slugish
>>220904141cannibalism isn't cool
>>220904141reckon it tastes like fishy beef
>>220904141>I really want to eat whaleJust hop down to oceana on a friday night and go fishing m8
https://www.menmatterscotland.org/went to this organisation and alarm bells started ringing the second they said it was their intention to have the people who come in at the bottom eventually lead the groups. silly man that's a cult
>>220904177bit like your mums flaps
>>220904021dunno something to do with cost of living tipsdidn't pay attention as i get paid 3970 quid a month
queen
>>220904141as someone who has eaten many a fat birds fanny, it does.
>>220903873state of you fucking idiots falling for it every time. thread full of complete retards
makes sense that pajeets believe in reincarnation because i wouldn't want to think that i had one chance at life and was born indian either
Being poor is so weird! Like, when I think of tuna, I think of tuna from a fancy sushi place, and you think of tuna from a shitty can. Like a cat.
>>220904130i was thinking it would help a certain pakistani individual in our midst to enjoy the english way of life
>>220904226we know mateif it's not stealing off reddit its the mong posting steve dawsons teait's just a bit of funpass the time, like
>>220904239you'll have to be more specific
>>220904201i dont see how those things are even connected
>>220904135it's not about trying to fix me, it's basically skills reinforcement for dealing with my brain and sometimes asking for advice to help deal with specific issues. not sure what you think therapy is but you seem to have the wrong idea
caught about a 2.5ft long blacktip shark in florida a few years ago
>>220904226No one actually falls for it. It's gimmick for gimmick
>>220904254that's why you don't get paid 3970 quid a month
>>220904259you aren't separate from your brain, mongo, so this is just self contradictory nonsensehow much you paying this shyster
>>220904274can't believe you just fell for that baitpost and gave him a (You)
>>220904251the new one who is mean to everyone
Any owls in
>>220904301he's a good lad really
making my shit music in ableton aren't Iplease ask me to listen to it
>>220904280you're the one who was recommended the channel
>>220904292Ah shit. *does a 360 and walks away*
get it made
so many muslim zoomer girls have jobs
>>220904259>it's not about trying to fix me,exactly what a con artist would tell you if he was trying to get repeat bookings
>>220904313post it
>>220904141corr i tried sum wen went to alaska
>>220904347>>220904347>>220904347
making the new rn, nobody else do it please
leng
>>220904290didn't say we're separate from our brains but the brain is a physical organ and we have metacognition and are therefore capable of insight into our thinking and behaviour patterns, and through certain skills and practices we can make changes to them
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
