Kebab & wine edition
>>220911624I hope you don't mindI hope you don't mind
>>220911624terrible looking donair
the local news
>>220911624could scran that right now
>>220911624>>220911642
he used to just be a slightly weird looking guywhy did he choose to make himself look freakier
Sir spacker freak
>>220911669he looks exactly the same, its just that he has long hair now
>>220911669>why did he choose to make himself look freakiercause it makes arsemongs mad
>>220911669it is part of his image tbf big freakish monster guy
>>220911669
You all seen that funny tweeet with that starmer clip then
bacon feta and mushy peas pizza
>>220911683the haircut is what's making him look a troll
>>220911645>jayla, shayla, kayla, layla, braylon, sariahh and khedarrionnever stood a chance in life
>>220911692no I don't use Twitter even if it's embedded into a post here on 4channel
>>220911694looks like elton john and shrek farted on it
PC is utterly rapedCbaMight just take it apart
>>220911669>>220911689>>220911696this is someone who could really be improved with a beard
>>220911701ktimnothing good comes from that site
>>220911703poo screaming
toilberg is out this week so i've been catching up on my pokemon leafgreen playthrough
'Member the All Gen Gamers podcast?
i seen a pikachu in real life before
>>220911701Would you like to see it it’s a funny little quick joke
kek, poztralians really do be like this
>>220911735No you didn’t Be quiet
>>220911739there's not even any australians in here
>>220911735
I used to post on /brit/ all day at my other job but this one I barely get to even think about /brit/
rorke getting picked up by a drifloon that mistook him for a child
>>220911735which one?
>>220911761>>220911735favourite pokemon game??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeAI4xhAKN8
>>220911771soul silver
>>220911735that is just mousey he is small land rat-like ike a pikachu
first gen only
im really very ill lads
>>220911768he's the little yellow one
>>220911778
i saw a raichu
sometimes you'll see a black person who speaks like a white person and that's just life #true
>>220911792Looks like the coworker that’s chill to hang out with but gets arrested for rape a couple months after starting
>>220911811profound
my favourite pokemon when i was a kid was charmeleon. i thought he looked badass.
>>220911816s
>>220911811Sometimes you can just tell a person is black by voice alone, even if they have a normal White-style accent. Something to do with the shape of their lips I reckon.
I’m sick and tired of seeing attractive women irl and online, they scare me and tempt me and distract me and they end up being a huge waste of my time because none of them are interested in a chopped ahh rorke like me
>>220911802bold-faced lie
>>220911833>ahhWhy are you pretending to be black?
>>220911772Yuribus mentioned
im canadian ama
>>220911833i've tricked myself into only fancying mid women so this doesn't bother me anymore x
>>220911840For this exact reply blud skull emoji
Fucked off with my shitty pc
just started singing this out of nowhere :\https://voca.ro/1dxMVAGrwrix
>>220911846have you ever been to tim hortonsdo you like hockeyhave you ever seen a moosedo you like poutine
>>220911850I just fancy basically all women (especially White women)There's a rather fat gingery-blonde girl that I always see working at a local supermarket and I want to shag her so bad.
>>220911870damn this mf can sing!!
>>220911846Do you like Trailer Park Boys?
>>220911694corr luvly jubbly
Did you know Australia has dozens of strip clubs?Most are owned by businessmen allegedly being investigated for crimes involving minors whom exploit low class women for easy money or lonely simps and divorcees who have cashDances usually range from $110 (10 minutes) to $500 (1 hour) and dancers get 60% sometimes 50%From what I've heard and experienced the girls can be brutal. Cat fighting, bitches, sluts, skanks, whores. Management is nasty which is weird because they pretty much all used to be dancers themselves
romans were good at building statues weren't they
>>220911876Same, I have to take test so I would basically take down anything up to a point, constant struggle, don’t want it anymore
>>220911624
they should invent a third gender
tired of being so negative
>>220911944try being positive thensay something nice
>>220911932bon-ninary
Might grow a goatee
>>220911921that's a lot of chips
>>220911954woah
are indian people aware that they can just make a song without making a feature length film to go with it
>>220911952You all make me feel less lonely at times
>>220912002*hugs you*
>>220911624hmm get the kebabdem in me
Might go to Thailand and eat some Man Poo Thong or whatever it’s called.
>>220912012*hugs you back*
>>220912012>>220912031:)
>>220911960
BVSED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWZMOxQSzLc
>>220912049He didn't say that, thoughever.
>>220912036waaaaw
>>220911886no. i spent time in a trailer park in ns so it's more of a documentary for me>>220911871yes to all these!
don't have anything to say reallysoz x
>>220912058pope francis used to talk about western countries poaching people from the global south. he said it's wrong because it hurts the development of these countries. brain drain etc.
>>220912079>pope francis used to talk about western countries poaching people from the global southWe don't fucking poach them though do we. They come over here whether we want it or not.
You carry the same blood as us it seems
>>220912075sc
Jews are based not going to lie
>>220912088they're incentivised to go to europe
cock's very dribbly
feel like shit
>>220912117Nah, they just come cause they want to, and our governments are traitors and don't want to stop them.
>>220912143you got a lot to learn, bucko
>>220912151Shut it you mong.
might eat some crackers
OCD thoughts coming back again yes very nice
>>220912058>"In the face of the understandable tendency to migrate — which may lead one to believe that elsewhere a better future may be more easily found — I invite you, first and foremost, to respond with an ardent desire to serve your country and to apply the knowledge you are acquiring here to the benefit of your fellow citizens," Leo said.>He added that through education and spiritual formation, "you learn to become builders of the future of your respective countries and of a world that is more just and humane."dumb prot
just contributed to the sex trafficking / brown immigration industry by ordering off Uber Eats but I will be voting for Reform on 7th May so my soul is clean, right?
cool train station
>>220911624Need an American BPD GF to explain to me the Battle of Hastings.
>>220912179Not a prot. I just know cucks when I see them.
welsh girl off utopia is cute i like her accent
hot chip
>>220912226im friends with multiple muslims am i a cuck now?
mad how I can listen to anything on the internet today but 30 years ago the niggas would have to listen to one CD from one band at a time
>>220912222Doing a watch then aren't i
>>220912253Yeah. You really shouldn't be friends with pedophiles.
>>220912253if they are your friends shouldn't you be concerned about them going to hell according to your religion
>>220912260Was wondering the other day how I would have turned out without the internet since it shaped me so much.
im not wearing a bra
>>220912271Only limousine pedos like Jeffrey Epstein, right rabbi mong
>>220912260>30 years ago the niggas would have to listen to one CD from one band at a timeMade music more valuable. That's why people in the past were so obsessed over music. It was something tangible, not throwaway. Some of the most famous musicians in the world learned to play guitar by sitting there for hours just playing along to their favourite records. Doesn't happen anymore.
>>220912271im not friends with you >>220912276yes i try to convert them all the time but that makes no reason why i cant be friends with them
>>220912281You're a bloke, of course you're not
>>220912282Muslims believe the "prophet" Muhammad was the most perfect, most moral human being to have ever lived. He was also a literal pedophile who married a pre-pubescent girl. No mainstream sect of Islam denies this happened, in fact they justify it. What are we to make of this? Should we really permit a religion which is openly pro-pedophilia to exist in polite society?
made a wacky incel face upon discovering they dont wear bras to bedjust wouldve thought theyd get in the way
>>220912277bet i would have turned out more normalnot like you can just sit inside all the time so i probably would have went and done something at some point
>>220912314cor, boobs
>>220912253yes, 100%
letterboxd watchlist slowly growing longer and longer...
lol the freak thinks he could have been normal, what a stupid freak
Screw the UKNow my favorite country in Europe is Slovakia
howling
mad how every delivery driver is a brown illegal immigrant but you can't say that on media otherwise Leftypol will throw a fit
corr just enceloped a pooberg
>>220912314>wacky incel facecan you describe it
>>220912310>Should we really permit a religion which is openly pro-pedophilia to exist in polite society?NoAnd that's why we should ban Judaism and Islam. Neither of those religions, nor their adherents belong in western countries. They are the synagogue of Satan and we suffer their curses, like jews raping kids and paki rape gangs.
>>220912350Don't find that funny at all, mocking a boy's tragic death.
>>220912349have you ever been to slovakia
>>220912360imagine foden face but extreme, as if he'd just took a bite out of a very sour lemon
>Don't find that funny at all, mocking a boy's tragic death.
hello niggas
>>220912379I wish the earth would swallow me up and spit me out in Slovakia for a while.
>>220912370Fair enough pal.
>>220912403Hearty hand clasp. We've solved Islam and Judaism.
>>220912380s
Hello everybunny! Sorry I meant everybuggy.
>>220912390hi
>>220912425I need more bunnies
>>220912373we all die in life x
>>220912370and after those religions are banned we can import ten bazilion based christian africans!
>>220912444you aren't allowed to post the bunnies.
>>220912456That's not your decision.
>>220912473yes it is.
I am Rorke.
>>220912478Good evening Rorke. You've been very popular for a while.
>>220912444
might get into jazz
>>220912373He’s a foreign invader killed by a common place thingLike the Martians in War of the Worlds being allergic to water or whatever
Hello, I'm Leftypol.
>>220912533How do you feel about the Epstein emails spelling out how your ideology was invited by the Jews as a joke and to keep you weak
>>220912533*snarls*
kek the Uber Eats driver was like a literal Arab on a magic carpet. came with my alcohol, wish me well and then fucked off in his electric car
>>220912549*punches a nazi (You) then panics and runs away from >>220912557*
need a completely unremarkable basic mid gf
scrandemicking this
>>220912588corrrrrrrrrrr
>>220912588cracker slop
>>220912571*Gives chase and catches you**SMOOOCH*wat
>>220912601get outta here tyrone
need ruby to be my gf
>>220912580cor ktim ktim ktimmmmmmI would love to be with someone who is just normal, please no plastic surgery bogs
>>220912618will be incorporating this into my vocabulary
>>220912580Sell you one of these for £100 a piece. Only one though.
>>220912497Thanks for bunnies
>>220912634right for me please
>>220912637no bunnies
Why don’t women show interest in me am I ugly?
ktim
>>220912650Because you are brown.
>>220912650you need swagger
imaginary gf loves me for no fucking reason
>>220912657This man is 42 years old in 2026.
>>220912650women don't show it unless you're really attractiveyou need to approach them first because they're all cowards
>>220912650You need brown swagger
>>220912618scre
Having the most constipated shit of my life. Feel like I'm about to have a baby level of constipated.Pray for me, last one like this it looked like a blood bath in the bowl.
>>220912673Fuuuck but I’m terrified of them
>>220912685me too x
>>220912677God I wish my face were in that bowl
>>220912648And you and your country return to the European Union
>>220912674julio foolio is a great name
>>220912693You really don't. I'm a bloke.
>>220912677When you're really jammed up bad consume this:- apple-glass of water - cup of strong coffeeGets me pooing every time
well, well it's the big show. yes it's the big fat show tonight, dog, uh. yeah, it's the big show. come on, break it up and turn on all the lights now, uh. well, get ready for something, that you'll never know. you won't see it coming, but I promise you now, it's the big show.
>>220912706are tim
>>220912694God I hope so.
>>220912706he popped up on my Twitter timeline having spilled beer on his trousers
The Indian Tory GF.
>>220912699Leafio Neetio can be your rapper name
>>220912716brahmin nationalism
>>220912716leftypol hates this
>>220912716fucking corrrrrrrrr
>>220912588I know your games
>>220912716Gonna say something controversial…Would!
>>220912706need his brain dissected for science
>>220912738meds now
an indian foid for every rorke
Just confronted a wog for spitting on the bus, risking life and limb. Some kind of seamonkey wannabe nigger, durag and all. It's 2026, we're taking a stand
>>220912761Working together to build the Anglo-Indian master race.
>>220912714I hope that one day the United Kingdom will regret that Brexit nonsense and return to the European Union
>>220912783me too man
Toil looms for me Time to go earn another $140 tomorrw
>>220912770>t. Brody McZody, Bangor Maine
I’m in your walls
>>220912770Sir Adolf Hitler smiles upon you.
>>220912792lol
was on train before and was getting myself ready to leave at one particular stop and this chink opposite me was ready and waiting for me to get up from my seat so I would move on but I waited until the train stopped before I got up from my seat and he uttered some chink profanities to his chink wife
>>220912808janny will not like this post one bit
>>220912808should've shagged his wife, that woulda shown the cunt
The N word
>>220912839bossman brought the 'za
>>220912704>>220912693Right, good news bad news, it finally came out.Bad news, this fucker was 7-8 inches and thicker than my cock, I literally can't flush it, there's a bit of blood, but I'll ring the GP when the practice opens .
>>220912846
>>220912842Nigeria
>>220912808The chink wife immediately beat him to a bloody pulp for talking badly about bwc. You didn't see it happen because you got off the train.
>>220912867well that video's not real is it
>>220912867Need her to demolish my plums
>>220912847I've had that kind of turd that kills like a fucking small tree is trying to escape. I cannot imagine how gay guys like that feeling it's sheer agony
>>220912854rasheed bewildered
>>220912867she should do that to my bollocks if you know what I mean
lotta random images being posted in this thread
>>220912871>>220912882>>220912899All free of you need grass my lord
>>220912883Dude, I saw my face in the mirror, I looked like I was being choked to death I was that red.
>>220912907>All freeoh my daysssssss blud
>>220912909Last time that happened to me I had to push until i saw little black dots swimming round in the air, like when you're about to pass out lol. Get on the fiber lad. Drink the water. That shit is no fun
>>220912918U fink i's aint a hard man dew u?
>>220912951Corrr
>>220912951not clicking that
>>220912922Yeah getting some water, some tea and praying the flush finally gives way. I'm scared to face it. Then I'll finally sort my room out>>220912951Is the Ren faire where I can find some sluts these days?I'd tickle her elsewhere if you know what I mean.
why does switzerland have a little square flag
need rorke smothered in an egg wash, coated in flour+ panko, and dipped in lime sauce
doing a rorke rape roar
>>220913005i'd scran it
HOLY, I literally felt that in the plumbing beneath my feet and when it went around the bend, what monster did I shit out?
posting from my submarine right now
Watching that Reagan film on NetflixIt seems decent so I'm assuming the only reason it has such negative reviews is because that man is like satan to yankoid leftists who clearly dominate the film critic spaces
just sneezed
i'm the town drunk
IT’S CHEWSDAY INNIT
>>220913058Good Prez. I prefer Dubya though.
>>220913065well no
Oh fuck it's Wednesday and the fucking Banana boaters didn't put the bins out, least I'm awake. I need to just declare bankruptcy and forcefully move back in with me mum, can't live in an HMO anymore.
>>220913087You live in a HMO with pakis? Grim.
mr bean funny
>>220913093Worse, Blacks. Should be an inspection today, so I've barely cleaned a thing up to show the dismal state of the shared areas.
I don wanna go back to cum I don. Why can't i meet a British twink bf itt and move to his cunt
>>220913101How on Earth did you end up in this situation?
Cute, delicate Japanese girl feet violently stomping on my ballbag
>>220913108Why are you attracted to the objectively inferior gender?
Wish we still made films like Braveheart and Gladiator, but its illegal to be a man now unfortunately.
trying my hardest to come up with something good to post but i just can't do it
>>220913124These days if you say you're a man they lock you up and throw you in jail.
>>220913109I'd rather not say to be honest. Basically have no family support, no friends, been on survival mode for 3 years.When I first moved into this HMO it was a Policewoman, a paralegal, swiss watch maker and a programmer.Now it's literally just SERCO blacks from Nigeria. The fucking state of the place desu, I am GREY from the stress at 27.
>>220913127Suspiciously nonce-coded
>>220913131Just not on is it?
>>220913137>I'd rather not say to be honest.>Basically have no family support, no friends, been on survival mode for 3 years.Makes it sound like you committed a crime that everyone exiled you for.Are you a pedo?
>>220913121Women are the inferior gender and were viewed that way for millenia, until men gave them rights and then women abandoned motherhood and being women. tldr twinks are hot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgkOljYmnOodisp hour
>>220913129Never stops me from postan. My posts are rubbish!
>>220913139
want to get comfy but can't. something's wrong
>>220913151No, the opposite, I basically got verbally accosted and then physically assaulted by a drunk family member whilst I was cooking one night and didn't feel safe at the home any more.My Dad's side of the family is not really in contact with anyone, due to him having affairs, my Mum's side quite frankly are extremely pull yourself up by your bootstraps kind of people whilst they live in the lap of luxury through married or residual wealthI've got some -£7000 to my name. Quite brutally, I feel as though I have no home, no homeland, no people, no tribe, I feel like an exile, I feel every time I've tried to escape the country I've been viciously rug pulled. I feel like it's almost as if God himself hates me, I suffer and have no way out.
listening to leeds based indie rock band ENGLISH TEACHER
>>220913176Average regular woman:>Soft-skinned>Smell sweet and pleasant>Soothing, calming voices>Fair-faced>Well-groomed and hygienic>Dress pretty and feminine>More intelligent, caring, considerate and comfortingAverage regular man:>Rough and coarse>Hairy all over>Smell like body odour and shit>Don't even wash their hands when they go for a piss>Terrible dress sense>Voices sound like gravel>Horrible ape-ish ogre-like creaturesYou have to be genuinely fucking retarded to pick men.
>>220913249>More intelligent
daddy has a very beautiful body odor
>>220913231Reckon they all shagged her?
>>220913262yeah probablythink most bands have sex at some point
I tugged my knob to some vile filth.
people in general are not very intelligent regardless of sex
>>220913249women aren't more intelligent mate and I'm not being an incel when I say that
>>220913278have sex, sweaty
>>220913275ktim every day for the past 11 years
>>220913278Judging by the average intellectual level of 4chan (the most aggressively male website on the internet), yeah I'd say women are more intelligent.
>>220913284sweaty sex corrr*starts jherking off my penits*
>>220913284We have the same average IQ but a different distribution. There are more 100IQ women than men but there are more low IQ and high IQ men than women.
>>220913292name a female newton
>>220913275arrest
it taco tuesday
>>220913249Sounds like simpery to me. I'm never going to try to talk you out of liking women, because don't care what others like. Live and let live. tldr you may be trans if you really place women on this high of a pedestal
>>220913292nigga hop on tiktok if you want to see how smart the average foid is
>>220913292Just being silly now
>>220913311tacko chewsday
he is my love
>>220913313You enjoy shagging men up their pooey, sweaty, hairy, smelly arseholes. I don't respect your opinion on anything.
>>220913318haha very goodgreat stuff
>>220913324what kind of animal is he
lets get to 310 lads, sick of the stall every time you niggas save up your dogshit zingers
>>220913324a carrier of many deadly diseases
>>220913333And yet here you are, still going. A real heterosexual man secure in his sexuality doesn't even think about gays or what we do. Keep that in mind.
>>220913341eastern pygmy possum
yanks be like thas onn a tooosdee
>>220913356>>220913356>>220913356
>>220913355he's very cute
>>220913324so this is rorke
>>220913369<3 so are you
>>220913151On the no friends part, I have friends on paper, but getting them to actually go anywhere, do anything, go outside is exceedingly rare and I hate that, people who'd rather come up with twenty excuse of why they can't rather than they can.It upsets me, actually. What good is moral support when physically I have no one to my name. I did have a GF but I was admittedly awful with her, I wasn't truthful, I wasn't a good person at all with her actually, I should have broken up with her and kept it that way after she attacked me. I was weak to the flesh, I wanted sex, I didn't truly make amends with her and feared her, was afraid of making her upset, I didn't say what was really on my mind, and for that I am guilty as sin. I hope to be a better man, I just hate that I am a highly transactional, selfish person, wishing I could be good, but I'm not. I don't know if I can feel anything but my own self interest these days.
>>220913361they do! they do be like that!
shitting poo
>>220913346done it
