Lazy cunts won't make a new so here's some tits to bring in Johnny Foreigners edition
this is it
M-moooommy milkers
>>220917052bastard
>>220917052bad newyou have failed
trannity jannity won't like this one smidge
already have that webm saved
most of the lads aren't even awake yet. Get up you lazy buggers!!!
>>220917052I'M STRAIGHT UP GOONING TO AGP SHIT BRUH I'M STRANGLING MY PORK HOSE
wish my gf's chebs were this big
>>220917052phwoar love tits me and arse corrr
this is what I imagine that bulgarian anon looks like
hedonism will be your downfall
lied on my CV and now the company wants to do a full on background check as part of onboardingutterly bottled it lads
thinking of going to the zoo to look at giraffes
>>220917192>rothschildinot a fan of these particular giraffes
>>220917192for me, it's the tippelskirchi
>>220917192dubbo zoo is peng for it$15 to hand feed em
>>220917200no reason why
Any cows, pigs, owls, bears, horses, otters, badgers or foxes in?
>>220917207not gay enough to know what any of those words mean mate sorry
in bed smelling
>>220917219>The species was once widespread across southern Australia, but is now restricted to several small colonies in Western Australiaerm what have you bastards done?
>>220917207there was a fox in my garden last month x
I am ready
>>220917253*bums you*
>>220917245ate them probably
>>220917245it not right
>>220917253for what
>>220917246evil beastsone of them once tried to eat catberg
outdoor gymtoil in a bit. cba going but i never do so whatever
>>220917199majestic>>220917219regal>>220917232stately>>220917246illustrious>>220917288resplendent
>>220917331managed to get back on my gymtoil grind. hardest part is actually getting started once you're doing it it feels kinda alri I suppose
might give up on all interaction with women and become a hermit
dancing my little rorke butt off to some kanye
>>220917347https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermitremember what ((they)) took from you NEETman
I want to rip some twink hole bad
>>220917052fit. as. hell.
the new:
>>220917345good post
kitty
>>220917304everything
>European red foxes were introduced to the British colonies of Van Diemen's Land as early as 1833, and to the Port Phillip District and the Sydney region of New South Wales by 1845;[1] however, a 2025 study reports that the first record of foxes being released in Australia was in Geelong in 1870. The introductions were originally intended to uphold the traditional English sport of fox hunting>The deliberate release of the European red fox in the 19th century, however, is presumed to have wiped out the entire numbat population in Victoria, NSW, South Australia and the Northern Territory, and almost all numbats in Western Australiaas usual its the britishers
>>220917323did berge hold his own
>>220917246what sort of tree is that looks mad
>>220917393You're not ready for this
/brit/ stands behind Starmer !!
>>220917397didn't notice the fox until it was about a foot away from him them saw it, hissed and ran off
>>220917422If we all push together we can get him off that cliff then, ready 1 and uh 2 and uh
>>220917396you've deliberately released hordes of indians, africans, and chinese into australia.
>>220917439heh
>>220917441my bad
the old, for posterity's sake:>>220915067>>220915067>>220915067
>>220917444He literally tried to make it so you can't post here. Remember that?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_Flame_Fallsholy fucking kino
what they want is the three D's: discord, distrust, and distraction
I stand behind Sir Zack Polanski
We must do our part in destroying the grey squirrels
>>220917392love bergs so much
>>220917410think it's a type of corkscrew willow>>220917425smart choice
critics have panned the michael jackson film because there's not enough about his noncery in it
>>220917412he's so cute what happened to his poor little paw
Uh oh! Emma Watson did a stinky!
>>220917491so you can bum him probably
DIE! DIE! DIE!
>>220917514fried that freak
>>220917515alri reaper
>>220917515haha I remember that
>>220917515me when I'm trying to memorise what the German word for 'the' is when it refers to feminine-gendered nouns or something
tudor sailors were eating 5k calories a day mostly derived from salted pork, beef, and fish, peas, and ships biscuits
>>220917482vgh
>>220917499'MORE NONCERY PLEASE' was an unfortunate title
>>220917515when my simpsons dvd starts skipping during the Cape Feare episode
on BBC News they're saying Starmer is sending chills. chill vibes? does that mean he is radiating cool vibes? please say yes
sometimes when i can't be bothered to think of a snapchat streak i just copy a /brit/ post word for word
>>220917559um
>>220917505he hurted itkiss it and make it better
>>220917512thoughts on emma watson's feet? stinky feet?
Nicole Hong needs a vigorous rogeringby me
>>220917577mad how she has the looks and the acting ability but she has literally never done anything outside of the Harry Potter films
>>220917577Feet? You can almost see her anus in that pic?
who
Mental how Steam is like the forever console and ends up being the best deal for your money. If you bought, say, Bioshock Infinite in 2013 for your Xbox 360, you can't play it as easily because your Xbox 360 is probably where everybody else's 360 is, in the back of a closet somewhere. But the thinking lad that bought the game on Steam at the time can access the game at the click of a button all these years later in the big '26.
>windows event viewer>number of critical events: 107errrr
There's just nothing No connection No haspy ending No loveNo changeNo one No oneNo oneNo one
beautiful british boys yes you are my lovely british boys
>>220917624does it tell you what they are or does it keep the info secret like the cheeky cunt OS it is
https://x.com/OWGrandma/status/2046648552667979852
>>220917651yeah it tells youfucking power supply on the fritz
yes it is it's true yes it is
haven't slept at all last night, just been at my PC drinking 'cohol and listening to musicNEET life woop woop
would anyone like to hire me for a job? i do not accept lower than £70k per year
>>220917203dubbo is full of abos like you though
shoop the whoop I am firing my laser
>>220917657oh well that's good that it bloody tells you. I've been on Linux for ages now because I was tired of Windows hiding so much shite, and also being sketchy generally
I never rooted against you
>>220917690linux is just too autistic for me, sorryit works for some but you definitely need a certain level of autism
>>220917677I only accept people with 10+ years of sucking cock and you have to be very passionate about it too, writing blog posts and that. My penis is a micropenis also but you mustn't dare complain otherwise you will be fired
>homer bimpson
>>220917733kek
watched the film I Never Promised You A Rose Garden. it is not as good as the book. it seems more like a student film
>>220917667kek that is mecans from my latest string of benders
bar stimp famys guy
nigga has a cupboard bin
>>220917771poofter are you?
>>220917618PC gaming will never be as comfy as lying on a bed using a controller
just remembered that i used to write erotic fanfics about trish stratus from WWF when i was 12
>>220917811
pre-drinking before PMQs
>>220917830FOYOY
Fucking depressed mates, really bloody depressed
>>220917849problem takes care of itself
>>220917763how does dog know what money is
>>220917849ok don't care now
>>220917849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5wvpkf-EA
>>220917771good post!>>220917797you are a rude fucking nigger! so what if he drinks a faggot drink like cider? he is still a good man, so don't be so rude!
>>220917849ah so that explains the radio silence from leftypol. usually he's all over mass shootings with his anti-gun rhetoric. not this time though. curious.
>>220917830scrmbgdf
>>220917876leftypol?
>>220917849did he kill black or white children though? need to know because i only care about one of those
>>220917849First time I’m hearing about this shooting.This would have been breaking news even on our news channels were this a white boy
>>220917941cooorrrrrrr same time lads. we're theoretically twins
migrant just broke into my house and started wanking at me
missing white woman syndrome
/brit/ mourns the loss of American hero Shamar Elkins
>>220917849Auto-TND
Might buy Pragmata
Gravy’s good tonight. Nice and hot.
>>220917988'
>>220917942It was reported by the 'BC
>>220917988SameHeard it's good but short
shamar mo'fo
>>220918028HEE HEECHECK MY BAD SELF
>>220917988finished it the other day was good
>>220917919what the fuck does this even mean retard>>220917942No it wouldn’t retard, maybe if it was in England
right well that's the bios update (it was on the retail version for 6 years)
>>220917974it feels very good
>>220918092grim yankslop
>>220918095kept postponing mine then it gave up asking
right well I've created a new Minecraft world using '/brit/' as a seed and it has spawned me into an icy-cold wasteland
rorke such a wack ass mofo
>>220918092far too salty and not good
>>220918105mogs any of your so called cippies
>>220918092i will never have a cute white gf like this, and for this evil transgression upon my sovl, trillions must die
>>220918111I feel sadness for this animal
>>220918092I heard they hate the gays
>cippiesthe shite he's eating got to his brain
Watching a flaming shirtlifter make Welsh Rarebit on the ole youtube.
>>220918144i gave up on Minecraft when i realized i have no creative spark and am basically retarded
hi lads
>>220918224hi
I'm going to buy Slime Rancher 2, I think.
>>220918224>>220918230stfu dog cunts
here i am trapped in this gay porn room instead of skipping through meadows as the weather demands
too many yanks
Modern humans have been around for about 3 million years now. We only started writing 5000 years ago.You could have been born at any time. Died of a broken leg falling from rocks chasing a boar.And instead we're all here, at the end.
>limitless limpid jets of love hot and enormous, quivering jelly of love, white-blow and delirious juiceumm WTF
toilberg asked if im alright cause my eyes are so glassy. i need to put the booze down
>>220918245thought they reckoned proper humans are about 300 hundred thousand years old
not allowed back to the vietnamese bakery, they banh mi for life
>>220918237who shat on your golden gaytime cobber
>>220918245I heard that reading and writing is so recent for us that we don't have a specialised part of the brain for it like we do with listening and speaking.>>220918267niggascreaming
i can have a wank while imagining shagging a woman but i wouldn't want to actually do it in real life
>>220918233keep us updated on which old shit games you will buy
my next door neighbour must be at least seven thousand years old
>>220918267why not "banh mi pho life"?
>>220918245>Modern humans have been around for about 3 million years now.far less than 3 million. more like 300,000
>>220918267CHORTLING MY FUCKING CUNT OFF
>>220918245stupid fucking cunt. you are so fucking dumb and stupid
>>220918275Yeah just Slime Rancher for now I thinkMight get the Simpsons Hit and Run emulated too
>>220918279independent fact checkers have confirmed that this is indeed rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZwB7kRhLIcthe watch
you've got a lot of balls coming here
>>220918326based Simpsons Hit & Run enjoyer
>>220918339thnx u :>
got the dumplingbergs out for an early lunch
Just kind of mad that our only home is dying and no-one is actually doing anything to stop it.The insects are disappearing, millions of species are critically endangered or extinct, the whales are dying or deafened by our activity.And here we are, screaming at each other in McDonald's Drive Thrus and uploading it to TikTok.
alri surprise inspection lads whip it out
>>220918362yummy love dumplings x
>>220918279OH YES
