Prev >>220914727Dinosaur edition
>>220917484i wanted to buy it while there was a point multiplier on the lego website
Good night, going to meet a girl tomorrow
Do Americans really do this?https://youtu.be/x9F7cNJR76M
One day all the lights will turn out forever.
>>220917560Dont care
>>220917532that really sucks
>>220917102>>220917136In my third world nation, this is our traditional breakfast
>>220917565looks like yellow mold. and why is the meat so shapeless
>>220917555Damn I 'member when absolutely none of that happened.
>>220917574Breakfast is the only thing anglos got right
>>220917581patriots are in control
too depressed going to sleep
/cum/ chimping out
>>220917574Did you know we eat black pudding in sweden
>>220917575I don't understand
>>220917627the meal form of ikea
This is sausage, bacon, cheese and veggies omelet in a hotdog bread with granulated cheese on top, for a break during work
>>220917644Maybe IKEA is the store form of black pudding, ever think about that?
>>220917644Thats your moms cunt cos its cheap and accessible
>>220917627That looks like an AI image. Anyway I'd like to have Swedish meatballs one day, I've never had it
>>220917681It's just balls of meatloaf in sloppy joe sauce.
uuh oh... CHIMP OUT IN /CUM/I REPEAT THERE IS A CHIMP OUT IN /CUM/
>>220917671looks like a raped hotdog
*gets inexplicably hostile for no reason*
There should be a colleseum for homeless people
Posted an important follow up question in the old not realizing we already have a new
>>220917933japanese "humour"
>>220917529I mean, if you can't see it objectively you're blind
Gosh aren’t I just the biggest nigger
Working in trade can be rough because chances are you’re surrounded by literal 89 IQ borderline retards all day which can be draining at times but it can also be a blessing because I’m the universally recognized smart guy at work with my 95 IQ which is an ego boost
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4poLoga IMPORTANT DO NOT IGNORE
>>220917967gosh youre pretty
>>220918021very good post
Trump really thought Iran would fold and beg for a ceasefire but they didn’t so he declared it on his own and now they don’t accept it because why would theyHe’s getting played so hard by the revolutionary guard it’s never been more over! This orange is ROTTEN and needs to be removed from the fruit basket (metaphor for the White House)
>>220918070very bad post
I had to come into work 4 hours early It's 2 in the god damn morning
>>220918137whats your job
>>220918045No one has found the final poll yet
>>220918145Security
>>220918185loser job
Actually it's 2:38 in the god damn morning
>>220918168:)
i wish momberg was retired
>>220918200Kiss mine arse
>>220918168>This entire series of polls was a psyop and now you are gay based on the elaborate esoteric mind hacking method we discovered from using ai to build a model of your soul to interrogate. You are now gay forever. Stay tuned for updatesBrian...
>>220918234why?
>>220918273so i could spend more time with her when she was taking a break from work we did a lot more things together now when she comes home she is too tired and on the weekend she just wants to rest
>>220918292
watching nfkrz video about berlin i want to visit germany now
Sitting on the toilet trying to wake upI don’t want go to work
sitting in this toilet waiting to eat some poo
Having to be act like a professional in a work environment really does feel like I’m an alien wearing a human disguise and I constantly feel like the disguise is slipping and people are starting to notice.
>>220918640its not that deep nigga calm your tits
>>220918654No time. I need to obsessively analyze the minutiae of every single interaction I had in the last 24 hours to discern if I was being perceived as cringe at any moment.
>>220918640Start probing your coworkers
Corn is so good. Why does it have to be so bad for you.
>>220918835the cia injected corn with transfats o algo
>>220918835How is corn bad for you, it's a vegetable
>>220918765Anally?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5TQuOhIUDc
>>220918919Yeah, to lean into the alien thing
>>220918935Oh yeah nice. I’m gonna collect samples and whatnot.
>>220918909Barely digestible, hardly any nutrition. Like rice it's thirdie food to fill your stomach until papan comes home from the capybara hunt it just happens to taste good
>>220919032I eat sweetcorn quite a lot. Thanks to the Americas for providing this food. Anyway, Google thinks sweetcorn is healthy:>Yes, sweetcorn is good for you. It is a nutritious, high-fiber food rich in antioxidants like lutein and zeaxanthin, which promote eye health. It also provides essential nutrients—including vitamin C, magnesium, and potassium—that aid digestion and support heart health.
>>220919101It might contain those things, it doesn't mean it's in a form your body can use easily. Unmilled brown rice has lots of nutrients in it too, you get barely any and it's a horrible long term staple. All grains are. The main advantage of them is they can be stored easily for long periods of time.
im a subhuman (and thats okay)
The ol' hispanic neighbors are absolutely screaming at their young children again
>>220919604cia made them do it
I hate when fat bitches do the big open mouth smile while raising their two fat thumbs in the air. Worst photo pose than the now extinct duckface
all according to plan
chocolate chips are overrated and stinky
niggerlicious
>>220919869stop being chocolate chips from the indian market
if failure isnt an option which menu is it in
dreamt about vampire girls
im a paranoid schizophrenic incapable of trusting another human being and i need to be lobotomized or medicated as soon as possible
tfw my shift today is so late that I can smoke weed before work and still have time to sober up before going in
Taking my first shot of ozempic today… wish me luck bros, I need to lose 150 pounds.
>>220920177Congrats
>>220920177nice you're gonna lose it and then put it all back on and more because you'd rather take a short cut than learn how to actually control your weightbest of luck
>>220920177enjoy your weak bones
>>220920177You'll be okay, just be sure to work on better eating habits while you're losing weight so >>220920204 doesn't happen. Good luck, hope you achieve your goal!
I’m convinced Indian women simply do not exist. Chinese women, filipino, Mexican, Dominican everywhere but any time I see an Indian it’s some smelly dude with a side-part haircut
I love addy
>>220920488gross
literally cant find a single match in halo this used to be the most famous fps game series in the entire world btw
>>220920177Keep your chin up. The reaction to the GLP-1 stuff proves that fatphobia is real. These people can’t just be happy for you. They want to see you punished. They want to see you suffer. We genuinely have work to do to create a more accepting and forward-thinking culture.
>>220920632Why? Being fat SHOULD be shamed. This "all-a ceprig-of-everything", participation trophy culture has led to an absolute decline in excellence. There are people who are great at things and people who aren't. That's life. There are winners and losers. In real life, on the gridiron you don't get a handjob for trying. Either you win or you lose , e bast
atrophy culture
*all accepting
Eating healthy, exercising, being tempered and living in union with mother nature? Nah fuck that just give me a pharmaceutical in my veins.
>>220920690ok so why shame someone who is trying to stop being fat
>>220920864Who is doing that? Anyways it's just further motivation
>>220920897you dont care about that fat fuck anon at all, you just want to hoot and scream at him from anonymity like the psycho normienigger monkey you are is all.
>>220920632it's not fatphobia, it's retardphobiaif you're a fat retard and so undisciplined that you can't lose weight by simply putting the fork down, then you're doubly retarded for using drugs to take the weight away for you because you are quite literally setting yourself up for failure by removing weight without building the correct habits, setting you on a guaranteed path to doing the exact same shit that made you a fat retard in the first place
i think of this song every time i go into the kitchen and eat all of my families sweet treats without them knowing i am like an unstoppable blob in this moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbs7SLHDjYU
>>220921205
German economy is expected to grow 0,5% this year.We are so BACK!!
>>220921340must be all those new arbeiders imported lately
I feel like this video is very topical https://youtube.com/shorts/i74Rhn-Nxwo
>>220920177Ultra mega super bone death aids incoming
>man in Indiana was arrested for loliit begins
>>220921441Good morning beautiful
>>220921493based, fuck pedo freaks and sickos
>>220921511Good morning *waves at you*
>>220921493source?
>>220921493Despite Indiana being an absolute shithole that is pretty based
>>220921493should have been done a long time ago its literally a loop hole for pedos
>>220920325ozempic is an appetite suppressant, it is impossible to work on your eating habits because it does it for youNot that it really matters, corporations are already spending billions on R&D trying to find ways to make food that isn't effected by these supressants
I'm a pretty woman
>>220921664ack
No (You)sEmpty (You) cartonYou don’t have any (You)s
>>220921826Good morning bestie
mother fucking fruit flies bothering me
>>220921639>corporations are already spending billions on R&D trying to find ways to make food that isn't effected by these supressantsLMFAOhttps://youtu.be/KwYGI8OjXvo
>>220921493finally
>>220921845puta
>>220921846Clean the crib bro
>>220921845
>>220921846Flies buzz around the sinkLunch on crumbs, fuck y'all thinkEverything was fine, not a single peepIt happened overnight, must've been the açaí
I'm actually a lot like Jason Bourne.
>>220921523>>220921580>>220921594>>220921625>>220921854
>>220921878>We ain't getting out of the trailer park with this one
>>220917959More of a slow consistent degradation instead of a rapid collapse tbqh
>>220921892You're a character played by a Boston Southie?
A fly flew into my fridge and I sealed him into his tomb.
>>220921932i have a fridge outside and i opened the freezer and found a frozen fly
>>220921924Well I'm a trained killer hunted by the CIA and I don't put ketchup on my hotdog, so you tell me pal
>>220921932He's gonna eat like a pharaoh before he dies though
>>220921912Your name is Will?
Is it chicagoans or bostonites that don't put ketchup on their hot dogs?
>>220921983It's freaks of nature
>>220921971Naw.
>>220921983Tis trueT.chicago anon
>>220921897i think since pedophiles have violated the social contract they shouldnt have liberties
i smell like an onion
>>220922037>The year is 2035>any man who dates a woman under 30 is legally a pedophileSlippery slope
Keep it that way
>>220921983>A Boston hot dog is typically defined by topping a grilled frankfurter with baked beans, bacon, and onionsAyo this nigga eating beans
>>220922023Do you have fun signs like "if you ask for ketchup, we reserve the right to call the cops" at your hot dog vendors?
>>220922105No it's more likely a sign like "We don't have ketchup so don't even ask" or "ketchup is for the tourists"
I like lots onions on a dawg
>>220922180Raw or grilled?
>>220922180For me, it’s mustard and sauerkraut.
>>220922140A hub of vibrant, quirky culture. I bet if you ask for ketchup all tongue-in-cheek, the vendor will knowingly smirk and say "we don't do that around here, pal!", and then some 50 year old customer will join in, saying "not around these parts, bud!". Then you'll be handed a dog with pickles on it and the guy'll say, "we do things a little differently in chicago!". Then you bite into it and everyone claps, saying "we converted him! he's one of us now!" and you'll have to begrudgingly admit that a hot dog is better without ketchup. Then everyone claps and the vendor gives you a soda on the house.
>>220922199Raw>>220922224That's good too
I only put mustard/ketchup/hot sauce on a brat and thats it, wont even eat a nasty old anusdog. loading it up with cheese and anchovies and shit wont cover up that its a ballpark or hebrew national
Jeets genuinely seem to think they are White or something very close to it lol
>>220922227And then some drunk guy crashes into the hot dog counter with a Dodge Ram then the building explodes
I like pizzaI like bagelsI like hot dogs with mustard and beerI'll eat eggplantI could even eat a baby deer
I like fish head rice soup
https://youtu.be/DSJVmEnNmGA?si=Nf8gfqjy_U9S26CV
>>220922266Thanks made me laugh
>>220922267Based unc reference
1-5 I go to the gym6-9 I also go to the gym0 I stay home and jerk off
>>220922322>1999 is Unc now
>>220922397Niggas literally almost 30
>Have any hobbies anon?>why yes, I am a toilet connoisseur https://www.youtube.com/@nsvintagetoiletsandmore/videos
>>220922396jerk off before going to the gym
>>220922445sound advice
>>220922397You just revealed yourself as an unc with this comment
Will we get a zoomer version of this?
>>220922445Choice sentiment
>>220922488You will eternally be the tide pod bird box ice bucket generation sorry
>>220922488Yes but we need to wait a few more years so more Zoomies are 30 or closer to it
>>220922435National Socialist Vintage Toilets?
are there any redeeming qualities about zoomers? it seems like some of them are maturing into actual adult humans but most seem to be stuck in the mental state of a 15 year old who huffs air dusters.
>>220922488Yes it's with tide pods
It's that time of the year again (time to hang up jackets)
>>220922488We’re still living in zoomer world so it’s too early for nostalgia>Skyrim (2011): still the current TES instalment>GTA V (2013): still the current GTA instalment
>>220922539I kind of miss this hairstyle being the zoomer haircut instead of the broccoli which I don't even know if it's still in style any more.
>>220922527>are there any redeeming qualities about zoomers?They 'ate jews, 'ate political correctness
>>220922551
>>220922556I still see the broccoli head kids every time I go to a public place. But you're right that one seems to be totally extinct.
>>220922552I hate how greed and online gaming destroyed both of those franchises
the most extreme style I had for a haircut was a mohawk and it wasn't even the punk kind it was the trailer park mma flat mohawk
>>220922488What will be the zoomer boomer mobile?>Hell yeah brother! They don't make them like they used to back in 2018 *vapes*
>>220922557but they spew the latter SJW shit more than any other generation, they're objectively more woke than millennials or boomers or the completely forgettable and bland "Gen X"
>>220922625Kia Soul that you can steal with a USB
>>220922613that was popular among the jocks when I was in high school
>>220922629Maybe in Canada where anything right of the Soviet Union is considered alt-right americanism
>>220922629>but they spew the latter SJW shit more than any other generationOnly the foids, Zoomer men are less woke than millennial men. Zoomers have the biggest political/ideological divide by gender of any generation.
>>220922639VGH SOVL
>>220922639Funnily enough I'm a zoomer and own one kek. Maybe you're right. They're kind of cool looking that and the Nissan cube are future collector's items
My mom can't open the tide container box because he's a gremlin
>>220922687I would expect the Nissan Cube to be remembered as an oddity like the PT Cruiser or Fiat Multipla
>>220922663America is the birthplace of BLM and Antifa terror cells>>220922671i wish this were true but every zoomer guy i encounter is timid and thinks if they just voooooote hard enough it will reconcile everything. i know they don't like indians but none of them really do anything, they just shitpost on twitter about it and go back to vaping weed juice and dissociating from reality.
>>220922742Your former prime minister's mother literally fucked Fidel Castro
doomscrolled a bit and now I’m feeling bad
>>220922742Actually, Antifa has its origins as the paramilitary wing of the Jewish Communist Party in Germany. Kind of like the Jewish counterpart to the Nazi SAYou could make the argument that’s basically the same thing due to America being ZOGGED thoughbeit
The years go by pretty quick after your brain fully develops
>>220922663in the 19th century, the words liberal and revolutionary were used interchangeably with american.americanism is of satan the devil.
check out this cool art i made
>I'm upset that illegals are being deported and I don't want to pay fair wages to legal American workers so somehow that's the government's fault https://youtu.be/yeiyjhLFjIw
>>220922834I like the brendan you drew
>>220922742Are you doing that thing where you have your own definition of zoomers' ages? Zoomers are born from 1996 or 1997 to 2010-12 depending on the source, meaning the oldest ones are turning 30 this year. Every zoomer I talk with is the opposite, they think politics is pointless and they want some grand violent reorganization of society and HATE political centrists.
>>220922792Yes? No one would ever argue that Canada isn't a nation run by cuckolds and losers. That's not really material to the subject at hand though. >>220922812I weep for our American brothers. Our nation is being crippled economically but America will be kept as a financially robust slave to serve their [redacted] masters forever. Like Lycans forced to guard their Vampiric overlords for eternity.
>>220921493>she was DRAWN BY AN ADULT MAN
>>220922829The older you get, the faster time goes by.
I was born a week before 96 began and because of that I'm lumped in with the disney adult 40 year olds and expensive burger joint owned by two guys with a crazy idea
>>220922889Based. Fuck zoomers t. born in 92
>>220922889Cusp niggas like you are called Zillennials
>>220922889>>220922913/cum/ is a Zillennial general
>>220922885In my mind it's still 2020
>>220922889>i was born in le wrong generation!!!!1!people will always assume the worst. you'll get lumped in with soyboy millennials or crybaby weedhead zoomers, there's no escaping it. one universality though is that everyone seems to agree boomers are the worst generation ever, no exceptions. even people older than them despise them.
>>220922965>Older than boomersThe people older than boomers are dead. Boomers are like 80 now
>>220922730
Republiniggers be like>NOOOO I DONT WANNA PAY $100/MONTH IN TAXES FOR GOVERNMENT INSURANCE I WANNA KEEP PAYING $400/MONTH TO THE INSURANCE KIKES AND ALSO $100/MONTH FOR MEDICARE TAXES Why are you guys so genuinely retarded? Is it because of your niggardly DNA?
>>220922946>covid lockdowns began 6 years ago>orangeman was first president 10 years ago>You're a big guy memes are from 14 years ago
>>220922996The baby boom occurred after WW2, ie after 1945, so only the eldest boomers would be around 80. The youngest would be more like 60.
>>220921897There are many illegal things (rightly so) that you don't have the liberty to do.>>220922076I suspect (and hope) that you're trolling.
>>2209230261990 was 46 years ago
>>220923026It doesn't make ANY fucking sense.
>>220923062Whoops I meant to post the reverse gif
>>220923062I love the way he dances
>>220923026Haha yep, our best years are behind us you know?
>>220923026election night 2016 and the first half of trump's 1st term is one of my favorite moments on the internetGod I miss being 20
>>220923026https://youtu.be/mPBzujm-cF8?si=c0YjzTRSO_I4ZXuZFuck I still remember driving around in my little blue shit ox car blasting this when he won
>>220923096*crack* *sip*Ah, yes, my best years under house arrest for years due to not having a vaccine passport
>>220923062>anon realizes it's not worth it and to keep living!
>>220922829>>220922885WELL, THE YEARS START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
>>220922996The oldest boomers are like 80, but the bulk of the ones who are the biggest problem are like 65-70 and freshly retired. Basically the ones who grew up with nothing but modern luxuries and stability are upset that their golden years may not be exactly as comfy as they hoped. You need to work harder so they can stay comfy.
STOP THROWING BREAD
>>220922869Whenever i see this it just makes me think, he couldn't wait one minute..?
2016 was the official beginning of clown world I don't miss it one bit
>>220923128You could have just got the vax. I got the vax to reduce the chance of me giving Covid to my grandparents, since of course Covid was much more deadly to older people.
>>220923124I listened to this after he fucked kamala and it didn't hit the same
>>220923175No 2014 wasThis scandal was the start of all the Clown World insanityYou probably don't even remember it
>>2209231752015 in my country
>>220923182I listened to YMCA when ZOGnald won the second time LOL
>>220923225I vaguely remember seeing photos of them everywhere but I don't remember the details
When you see "si=" at the end of youtube links, that's the tracking part of the link
brought pizza
>>220923225The old world died in the summer of 2015 when Bruce Jenner trooned out (woke ascendancy) and the Yookay voted for Brexit (elite freakout about populism begins)
>>220923283Wholesome Heisenberg
>>220923225bizarre that he was a racist but fucked that mulatto sidepiece, truly clownish
>>220923316That's pretty normal. Just looked at Jefferson.
>tim heidecker will run infowarsGrim. Free speech is dead
>>220923367It’s ogre
>>220923367Is that the guy from Tim and Eric
>>220923367Who cares who even listens to Infowars?
Why do central and northern /cum/iens produce paper houses as depicted in the video attached?
>>220923409Yes>>220923419It's now owned by the Onion
>>220923367American courts be like>you said mean words about dead kids so you owe us $500 billion kajillion dollarsLike do these jew lawyers just make up the biggest numbers they can think of for damages?
>>220923409It's the guy who raped and humiliated san hyde
I've been in /cum/ since 2023 the magic of this general has worn off I remember not knowing who brian or jason was
>>220923430They give the money for better materials to you so you can slaughter children for the blood in your matzah. You should be thanking Americans every passover.
>>220923487I honestly don't know who Jason is, people just call random posts Jason.
>>220923335but can these great men really be called racist then? the least racist thing you can do is copulate with the other races. if your dick isn't racist, you're not racist.
>>220923487https://youtu.be/pKfASw6qoag
>another incident involving Air Canada at a New York airportWhat is going on
I don't want to be around black people
>>220923516I had sex with that woman
>>220923661Most people feel that way, even a lot of blacks
None of my family ever approached me about finding a gf. They knew I would be destined to be a lonely loser chud
>>220923661I miss that game especially chao gardens
>I no black, papi, I Dominican
get that kraut back here I need him to confirm if this is true
>I no black, papi I Dominican
>>220923646targeted harassment by American pilots and ground crews against innocent Canadian flyers. this is disgusting and should not be tolerated. sue everybody.
>>220923897would bleach
>>220923985Shes probably whiter than you are
>>220923897
>>220924016i am 95% european
Ornery one-legged Canadian tourist sounds like a South Park caracature of a Canadianhttps://youtu.be/cuRxRb6UBVI?si=URHF7XQUw63Qztcn
>>220924047And the other 5%?
>>220924053>go to another country>act like a miserable piece of shit>get treated accordinglyEverything as it should be.
>>220924072martian
>>220917555I'm glad this absurd prediction was made so I can smugly dismiss all the young people dying at absurd rates for 'no reason'
>>220923840I don’t feel it is that way but maybe to an American it might appear so!!
hello
>>220924212Are you an Aldi Nord nigga or an Aldi Sud nigga?
>>220924103>I ONLY GOT ONE LEG, GUY!
>>220924323miserable boomer fuck travelling all over in his giant RV bitching about some cops trying to give him a friendly warning, they should've tossed him in a ditch for the gators to eat. can't stand cunts who act like that.the worst part is they behave the same way IN Canada too, they're just fuckers 24/7.
>>220924289SÜD Elite
>I AM STIL LIVIN WITH YOUR.... GHOST>LONELY AND DREAMIN OF THE WEST COAST
I'm 99% agarthan and 1% atlantean
woke up at 11:00 am award
grabbed a brush and put on a little makeup award
>>220924491Source? I can't find this on snopes
>We got Atlantiantards ITTBarely better than Lemurians. The Agarthan-Hyperboreans civilizations are done dealing with your tricksy shit.
>>220923042>illegal things are against the lawvgh... it's like i'm reading the magna carta...
If you wanna know the truth, my real name is Evander Porcio
MAGA Hollywood vs MAGA Wolfpac
perma-neetdom feels like the solution
My real name is CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS! I SPRED MORE BLOOD AND GORE THAN FORTY SCORE OF YOUR PUNY CIVIL WAR, BITCH! I SPLIT THE UNION WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! I WAR A BLACK BELT ON THE BEARD THAT I GROW ON MY DICK! I ATTACK SHARKS WHEN I SMELL THEM BLEED! I DON'T GO SWIMMING, WATER JUST WANTS TO BE AROUND ME! MY FISTS MAKE THE SPEED OF LIGHT WISH THAT IT WAS FASTER, YOU MAY HAVE FREED THE SLAVES BUT CHUCK IS EVERYONE'S M A S T E R
>>220924412The South will rise again…
Still can't believe he's gone, bros.
I'm sorry I meant my name is Evander PULCHIO.
Common mistake
>>220924412Cool, they're the ones who exist in the UK. Nord doesn't have stores in the UK. I used to visit both Lidl and Aldi when I lived near them but I moved. There is a Lidl a few miles away, I should check it out
Do you like thin crusted roni za
>>220924852no it's always dry and crumbly dogshit that ends up overcooked. may as well eat cardboard. i like my crust the way i like my women - THICCCCC
>>220924704That's a man who loves kylie minogue, small dimples just above a woman's buttocks, and the fear in a man's eye who knows he's about to hurt him.
>>220924877Tis often so, but when done right it's magnifique
drinking coffee
Stuffed crust pizza is good but oh so decadent
>>220924982america is sodom and gomorrah
>>220922889I was born in 1997. More mature than tide pod eaters but not as old as millennials
>>220925010Sodom, maybe But the Gamorrag is in italy
>>220925010canada is hindustan and khalistan
NEW THREAD TIME
Y nuevo>>220925142>>220925142>>220925142
>>220925094Whos making the new coomer edition
NEW>>220925158
>>220925145>>220925165stupidass
