best mates edish
>OH N-
Pouches are just the superior way of consuming nicotineBuzz from a decent strength upper decky when you're a few beers deep is lush
good series
smoke them if you got them (incense)
see you at 61 pf yeah? x
as of tomorrow all landlords wil be arrested and taken to prison thank you for your attention to this mater
>>220924892*acts as a human shield in defence of diego*
Currently playing metro last light
>>220924934the 'ish 'ora
>>220924934bit racist
Insane how much shit brits just accept sitting downAmericans wouldn’t take that shit we’d fight back
>>220924947good game, never got around to exodus
>>220925001if you could get off the couch, tubby
reading the bible under the light of my arse
>>220924990It was before woke
im a latte leftist
20 minutes left
I'm a flat white rorke
watching sorcerer (1977)
hate my fucking gay black bastard sodmoised NIGGER job so much
>>220925168Tell us more anon
gay porn burger for tea this evening
got an autist near me who picks a different flag to hang form his flag pole. this week it's macau. sheldonesque fun with flag tier . the worst type of brainless liberal moron. it would genuienly be more respectable if he just flew the isis flag or the israel flag
>>220925166meme moviewow isnt it mad that the name has nothing to do with the film? reddit gasp
>>220925198isn't macau run by casino jews? i think the adelsons made all their money there
do i go to the pub alone this sunny evening
>>220925188Made everyone else in my team redundantDidn't promote meBrought in new people around me more senior than I on more money that have no idea what they are doingI have basically been promoted without a new job title or indeed salary and they also want me to start going to a random office 65 miles away every thursday from next week
precisely 6 hours until the titch is posted
>>220924807not a brit but i look like the guy on the right and he also has short face syndrome like i do where our smile barely shows our teeth. is he my ancestor
>>220925242absofuckinglutely mate
>>220925253he's from better call saul he's probably mexican or something
wow, i love sir keith now
>>220925245need to put your foot down lad they won't hand out raises unless you force their hand. if you're really the only one left and everyone is new now is the perfect time to get your raise
only just found out that wookie and trandoshan planets are located in the same system and that's why they hate each other
>>220925001>>220925299cody going bonkers with the bait
>>220925029I recommend it
Rorke on a warpath
>>220925278get in i said get in
>>220925311Not interested in a raise now desu just want to leave. Am in round two for a competitor. I was going to take the voluntary package when the redundancy consultation was taking place because the new team was gonna be just me and a minion for the same money. Then they switched it so that there was a new role more senior than mine, presumably to bait me into staying because I interviewed for it and then they just parachuted someone else into it and kept me in my place.
gymtoil complete
>>220924863gay
dont know what to do to fill my incel days
I tried to kill myself today
>>220925428have sex
>>220925286wonder if short face is a thing inherited from the iberians or if it's only a thing if you racemixed with the natives. i'll be very disturbed if i have this shit because one of my retarded ancestors fucked a native 200 years ago
Fuck SAKE Gonna have to cut the grass now since it's sunny and collection is Friday morning
>>220925431liar
>>220925431better luck next time x
>>220925428have a bananafuck it, have two
>>220925431fucks sake lad
>>220925428aimless incelwalk usually takes my mind off thingsjust pick a direction and go once walked 10km along the thames like this
why can't Brits own gunsseems dumb imo
>>220925428start doing this>>220925431
>>220925431How did you try to do it?
>>220925468we're knife mains
220925468not gonna work today cody
>>220925468too many africans and muslims to allow that mate. can you imagine the carnage they'd cause. they're bad enough as it is
rorkes google history its rorkes google historyfast animalsfastest animal ever
seems like such a waste of energy to have AI show its working with human phrases like Hmm that seems interesting I'll open that link and read through
fermenting piss and nettles into crystals
screaming a poo
>>220925468i own a gun :/
i bought chocolate muffins
>>220925509priti patel priti patel swimsuitshabana mahmood swimsuit
>>220925557kurt combine in 1994
>>220925509>>220925565roar
>>220925562ooooohhhhhh
Squat out this shit.Crack open a beer. Roll a roll up. Head into the garden to tidy things up. Wish me luck boys
they're making a wile e. coyote vs acme film and i think it looks kinda coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43VeYGiPM
>>220925574wtf he swore that he didn't :(
>kurt combine
>>220925589Looks entertaining Decent concept imo
>>220925623Precious is here to clean out Tim's bedpan
>>220925623screamers
fastest animals are peregrine falcons btw
>>220925623AI slop
>>220925623scream
>>220925623PS2 graphics aah door
>>220925623genuinely snorted at this one
for me its searching largest x animl everlargest cat everlargest horse ever
rorke specifying that he meant land animals
>>220925623apple biple
>>220925623the responsibility for this tragedy rests with the united states of america
>>220925655yh? like a piggie wiggie? like a snorty worty piggle wiggle?
>>220925697>i am silly!
>>220925696wtf this cant be a real BBC article
load up da tinga ram pa pa pam
>>220925700embarrassing post
Rorke defend his selection of black pussy
>>220925723It is
any retarded dickhead nigger cunt man in?
>>220925689look at the size of this berg
my network of mercenaries will deal with those fiends.
>>220925716Shalom
>>220925697said no one ever
>>220925696he looks like he's from the lane but it ain't tottenham
>>220925689we have ginormos worms here
>>220925745You know she’s a slutty gilf probably sucks off all of the boys around
>>220925791got bigger ones in my garden
>>220925784thoughts?>>220925791
wtfthose are single bacteria
petite milfs might be the focus of my next wank
>>220925787One hit wonder
*ziedy surreptitiously searches "largest cronem baton ever"*
>>220925428unlucky you! it's night here so i can just have an incel sleep and not worry about what incel activities i should be doing to make my day feel meaningful xx
>>220925796nigga you need help
>>220925822Any names?
did a genuine two foot long poo that hit the bottom of the ceramic before it broke off
Thou shall not rape
why isn't biological warfare apocalypse scenario popular. there's a shit ton of stories about nukes but what if there was a giant poisonous cloud that engulfed the earth or a deadly resilient virus that spreads super fast so everyone has to be in permanent lockdown
chatgpt whats the longest poo ever done
>>220925791right well thats going up my arse
i always make sure to wank every day because otherwise i might do something crazy
>>220925897dunno
ISAbros we can't stop winning
>>220925906beep boop it was this >>220925891 Australian's poo which was two feet long how else can I help you today?
mad how madly mentally insane i ambit like the joker in a way
>>220925931Why
>>220925932how many calories in a 2ft long poo
>>220925938
fiddling with my diddle
>>220925945He made £9.33 today and is happy let him be
>>220925945money
Going into the woods and knocking over trees with my massive willy
>>220925979that dog is not human bro
>>220925950Poos are made up of fully digested matter and have minimal calorific or nutritional valueA two foot long poo would have a radius of roughly 2.5cm, and thus a volume of 1,200 cubic centimetres with an estimated weight of 2kg. Approximate calorific value: 300kcal.How else can I help you today?
>>220925979when you drop a third pinger
Lost a lot of respect for gymskin today, he stood by and did nothing while a teenage boy was beaten and screamed “help me”
>>220926005sniggling
Going into the woods and knocking over trees with my massive poo
>>220926018i want that Cracker dead
>>220926018what does that lad even do? he's shown up on my youtube a couple times, always in a phone box being called a dickhead or some such
any odious troglodyte man in
hope work don't realise I leave 10-20 minutes early every day
>>220926018noticed thatthen I think he realised he was on camera then turned around to at least look concerned
少女
this is Powerful
>>220926122あの
Toil doneOff homeStir fry for tea
>>220926122幼女
>>220926169shit poem that
>>220926122嗯
sir smoking ban
>>220926180TOSOff
>>220925963kek
>>220926194dont mind if i do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKvf0eYJURw
>>220926184that looks a mf gives before he tactical nukes your diet plan
>>220926184diarrhoea
heatherfungus
Metro 2039 is coming out this winter lads
might astral project
>>220926224rorke when his mum calls him down for dinner and he's halfway into a league game
Going to get home, get changed, do last nights washing up, watch an episode of the Pitt, cook my tea, east my tea while watching another episode of the Pitt, do another batch of washing up, go to bed, watch a third episode of the Pitt, then watch YouTube kino until I fall asleep
the pitt but everyone's gay and it's a gay hospital:give me 20ccs of cum stat
>>220926301bit clunky this one
>>220926275noice
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1ssic90/another_scientology_run_these_guys_got_even/Holy shitZoomers are based af
… liking the new selfie camera - picture of me wearing my excellent glasses watching Orangutan on Disney+ on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>220926316yeah thought there was something there but couldn't be arsed and just hit submit
>>220926308>>220926311pittmind
>>220926337this nigga built like an orangutan these days
>>220926355It's an international phenomenon
>>220926333see scientologists on my walk to work every daysometimes they get their kids standing outside handing out their leafletsit not right :(
more like the shittwoke slop
>>220926439wahey look at him go
>>220926445those are mormons. uk doesnt have scientologists
stroking my oenis
>>220926459no they are scientologistsit says right on their buildingthere are scientologists in London too
>Nigerian migrant caught cooking cat in public park next to children's playground
>>220926448all the girls are hot but in a different way it's very satisfying
>>220926184mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Getting really fucking sick of these music biopics. They’re all shite, just fuck off
>>220926459There is definitely a church of scientology in londonseen it with me own eyes
remember bradly walsh
>>220926472london is yank tier
Mad that Mormons exist reallyFull on cult with utterly mental beliefs that for some reason control the entire legislature of an entire us state
>>220926459>>220926494Charing Cross RoadWithin walking distance from /brit/ shrine the Monty Pike
>>220926478too spicy for you rorke?
>>220926505well mormons are just as yanky
>>220926517i think thats pretty much how atheists feel about all religions
>>220926504yar
>Chelsea Football Club has today parted company with Head Coach Liam Rosenior.>On behalf of everyone at Chelsea FC, we would like to place on record our gratitude to Liam and his staff for all their efforts during their time with the Club.https://www.chelseafc.com/en/news/article/club-statement-liam-rosenior
Matched with a Russian bird, hoping she appreciates this
>>220926504dead now of course
Do scientologists get the same protection against hate as christians and muslims n that?Might join, not sure what it's all about but with a name like scientology it's probably got a lot of science stuff
>>220926545>3 months into a 6 1/2 year dealjoke club
WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!! BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.
>>220926545belgium crying and punching the walls at this
>>220926549Is this bumble?
>>220926517I've been to Utah and to be honest Mormons are surprisingly normal, you would never tell they are Mormons in conversationthey don't try to convert you or anythingthe only weird thing was how none of the restaurants outside of Salt Lake City served coffeeon the other hand all Scientologists are genuinely mental cases
>>220926528wrong as fuck. theyre much older which gives them more legitimacy
>>220926517How are mormons a cult but other Christian sects are not? Mormons are tame as fuck relative to other denominations
>>220926554I understand their major theological beliefs revolve around not wanting to pay taxes
>>220926588mormons don't drink coffee?
>>220926583yh
>>220926554scientology is a cult where junior members are slaves to senior members, so have fun
>>220926517>Full on cult with utterly mental beliefs that for some reason control the entire legislature of an entire us stateNo different to Christianity in the first couple centuries then.Imagine being a normal, sensible Roman pagan and suddenly seeing mongs walking around proclaiming a random Jewish bloke is God. Then they start going around vandalising statues. Then they become the majority religion in places like Greece. Then the Emperor converts to it. You'd think you'd lost your fucking mind watching that happen.
>>220926517arguably the most pro-social group of people on the planet though so maybe they're on to something
got the linkin park on haven't i
>>220926596Christianity if weird but then it's also been around and powerful for hundreds of yearsLatter Day Saints is just something some bloke dreamed up for a laugh
>>220926634what are the top 3 songs
>>220926622they don't drink coffee or tea or alcohol
>>220926459Scientology had its international HQ in West Sussex for about 40 years.I think we also have the most scientologists after the yanks.
>>220926623I like how women have to message first but most of the time they just say “hi” to me
>>220926651mental
>>220926655uk has like 1.5k Scientologists total
>>220926629Not to be that guy but romans were very superstitious and believed in lots of other cultures weird and wonderful gods even if they didn't worship them
be alright if there was a tinder/bumble but for going to the pub n that and not for shagging
>>220926643And in a few hundred more years Mormonism will be a fully established religion that nobody will question because it will be seen as "insensitive" to do so.They breed like rabbits. It's not inconceivable that Mormonism becomes the plurality, or even majority, religion in America in the coming centuries.
mormons are basically white fundamentalist muslims and utah is under sharia law
>>220926629Yeah yeah smelly semitic men in black robes etcGo and repost 2022 rw twitter talking points somewhere else you fucking cretinHuman equivalent to the scum that builds up in shower drains you absoulute fucking mongIf you even dared showed your face round here I'd kick your teeth right down your throat you fucking spastuc
>>220926633Don't they keep women as slaves?
>>220926683Just go on a date to the pub.
got the sam wilder on
explodes your penis with my mind
>>220926629Roman paganism would have likely ended up broadly monotheistic anyway
>>220926683They is actually that, bumble have one for making friends called Bumble bff. I went to use it for a but then I remembered that most people are fucking boring and I'm a bit weird so
>>220926693some did but that was half of america at the time
https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/2046864080032399469LET HIM POST
Fed catberg then he hissed and bite me now he’s sleeping on my bed taking up all the space
Just heard the news. Utterly devastated
>>220924807What's the story here?
>>220926733Blimey how many of these pictures do you have saved
now that I know that every time i get sadyou just hate meyou can go to sleep and sleep it offpeacefullyill be here all night feelingtotally fuckedwondering what tomorrow'll be likeand staying up
>>220926783don't be sad
>>220926775cat owners love being treated like this, they think it's adorable when their pet treats them like trash. bizarre mindset
>>220925033What is this about? What is scromiting weed? It sounds like a grandma-deterrant story
got the bent indie pop on
do you lads remember your biggest ever poo? care to describe it?
Saw a black and white catThey went into a hole in a hedge
poowoggins
>>220926833Have described my largest poo many times in this general
>>220926692>If you even dared showed your face round here I'd kick your teeth right down your throat you fucking spastucNo you won't, you'll be a good little goy and turn the other cheek like Jesus taught you to.
I wonder how I'm going to get out of this newly purchased first home on a busy main road. I hope my grandmother has money for me when she passes. I don't really want to wait until my parents die for an inheritance.I'm thinking a nice inheritance from grandma, sell the newly purchased first home with no chain to avoid all that bullshit and stay with my parents for a few months while I buy a better house. Will store most of my things in a storage unit, you see.
I don't like the cut of your gib, and for that reason I'm out.
>>220925395I saw this lad's video about how roids shrink your spuds and it was hilarious how he was actually defending it by having a girl next to him, asking her whether she prefers large or small bollocks, lol.(It's true though, my gf can't keep complimenting my small and compact sack)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_JNpPN7Dfo
>>220926833Remember I had such a big poo when I was a kid that my mum had to pull it out. One of those poos where I couldn't push it out and it hurt.
>>220926337he's genuinely aged about 20 years in the last 5
>>220926851I'm not even a christcuck you geriatric oldtroon I'm just sick of mongs like you repeating commonplaces and acting like you're profound or revolutionary
Top 5 Rugrats Black History Moments
>>220926893Nice
>>220925791DE VERMIS MYSTERIIS
>>220926337Mad how they just let you get big and fat and ball shaped in care homes
i love my little kitty cat
>>220925979That's the dog after I slapped the shit out of him for chasing my cat
>>220926768>wogs in the comments playing the victim even though none of them are blackMental how common it is for them to have a persecution complex
just seen a guy on a motorbike on a dual carriageway without a top on but he had motorbike gloves on how does that even make sense
Tim needs to get back on the walks...
>>220926857Hm?
gay porn chicken and mushroom pie later
>>220926949orderlies let you do anything you want in care homes because every medical profession is shit scared of being sued
>>220926996ever seen a dog try to jump over a fence but mis judge it and going flying into a post?
RIP SIR ROSENIOR!
it gay pie night
>>220927055fascist whore
Evangelicals be teaming up with Israel because they believe it will fulfill a prophecy and bring about the rapture and Jesus' returnCan any Christians here explain why an all-knowing all-powerful God would take orders from humans instead of returning whenever he decides?
Oh shit the egyptbot is backMOOODS
sir kier rosenior
waheeeeeeeeeeey
>>220926768funny how unprepared people are for a little bit of paingets punched in the head a few times and completely changes his mind about the whole stabbing thing
get the ferry tickets booked
>>220927083>Can any Christians here explain why an all-knowing all-powerful God would take orders from humans instead of returning whenever he decides?no because that's not what any believeamerican evangelicals are cryptojews which is why they chop the head of their cocks off
>>220926768never send a white man to do a black man's job
>>220927055posted the ugly trannies again award
got home and now i really am too tired to do the washing up
>>220927151ktim
>>220927138no fucking way shes trans
>>220927138
newgen antisemites think goyim is a singular noun
>>220927163hi im god, what can i do for you today
/brit/ go one thread without talking about Israel or Jews challenge. Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE.
Hello sexy Asian ladies, you are looking good tonight!
>>220927138irrelevant catchphrase/spam award
>>220927164https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-AVlK_mNifg
TRANS POWER FORVER
>>220927228what the fuck is she waffling on aboutshut up bih
>>220927211will never be a woman award
>>220927264>>220927264>>220927264Get in the new then
winner of the award meme argument award
>>220927171What does "to serve" mean?
