>We love your accent— where did you say you were from again? >Oh (european cunt) wow! Well that's cute>An exchange program, huh? That is so precious and fun>Well we were just on our way to the game? You don't have football where you're from do you?>C-Can you come? No sorry- I mean! We usually would but we were going to a party afterwards and you know how it is>But I think they play soccer or whatever on the TVs over at El Rio's maybe that might be more your speed?>Anyway we have to get going but it was nice talking to you, uhh.. my man>fucking freak, I could barely understand him through his shitty fucking English>Sshhhh! That is so mean hahahh
>>220928605This was basically how it was before 2008 lol
>>220928605>>220928752Why are burger women so mean?
>>220928605slanderamericans are the nicest people on earth and would never say something like thatyou are probably an immigranta first generation immigrant, tourist and a faggot
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>>220928605Need to normalize making fun of euro freaks like this again
>>220928605This is how it feels to visit California with even the tiniest southern drawl as well
>>220928605reminds me of class of 09
>>220928605greatest thread on this site
>>220931362luv me sum burger lasses
>>220928605This only happens if you're not an Aryan Chad
>>220929148She does deserve to be made fun of for the Tikkie thing>>220931189Those girls are way meaner
>>220932821Can you explain the tikkie thing
>>220931607>This only happens if you're not an Aryan ChadHappens if your not from rich Western Europe, which filter down even further to countries deemed 'cool' (UK, Germany, France, Italy, etc)
>>220929148I would let a tall Dutch chick rock my world
>>220932878The Dutch are obsessed with splitting everything perfectly evenly. Tikkie is basically their version of Venmo.
>>220932917Oh so the Dutch girl charged her $3.26 through Tikki for a coffee she drank at the Dutch girl's house?
>>220928605>implying they wouldnt immediately jump on my dick the moment they hear my outrageous french accentsit down american boy
>>2209328211000%>>220932878If you go over to a dutchfag's house and they make you a cup of coffee, they'll send you Cash App (The Dutch of it equivalent anyway) request for it.
>>220932893>I would let a tall Dutch chick rock my worldWell we have Afrikaans women now, which is probably the closest you're gonna get.
>No american big titty blonde GF
>>220933032Which means they're charging you for the coffee, right?
>>220932965Yes
>>220932821there is an ending of the game where nicole was nicer and dates the nerd and all of the other guys in school and she end up killing herself
>>220933407lol
>>220933281>Which means they're charging you for the coffee, right?Correctamundo
>>220928605Fucking hot
>>220929030Nah, we're rude and a mean-spirited bunch and we hate immigrants especially ones from Europe
>>220928605Highly depends on what European cunt specifically. If you say one that they romanticize like France, Italy, or Spain, they get wet
>>220928605unrealistically mean
>>220932892>Countries deemed 'cool'>Germany
>>220929148Why would you CHOOSE to bring fish - not just once, but multiple times as the little blurb on the cover suggests that she brought for lunch daily?
>>220935376>GermanyI know hard to believe. but once upon they were.
>>220929148>I need to Tikkie people for my mental healthIs this an advertisement for bullying? Btw it's illegal to open surstromming on airplanes or bring durian fruit because they smell horrible, this woman is gassing the cafeteria with fermented fish.
>>220929148>that imageKEKKKKKK
>>220935334>unrealistically meanI don't know man, I've definitely overheard similar sort of conversations in high school. While shit like Mean Girls and Class of '09 are obviously exaggerated out of the wazoo those sort of personalities and characters didn't exactly appear in a vaccum. If Americans are genuinely considered a competitive people, than this shit doubly applies to our women. At least in high school where I was anyway, socially speaking it was basically total fucking warfare.
>>220929148Ew. Genuinely gross. Imagine being forced to kiss her after she eats the fermented fish. Lol. You could never make me do that! And there's no way I would enjoy it!
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>>220935167>>220932892>fr*nce>romanticiziedKek no its the opposite. Litteraly evzryone knows its a shithole>t.has actually been all across the western US
this is why i would never visit USwe are sub human to them
>>220939999>we are sub human to themNah just you
>>220928605Americans get the double ick when they talk to me they first get disgust because they think I'm a Balkan slav then they get disgusted at the fact I'm brazilian
>>220928605>lori and leni loudWhy are the loud sisters always used as some of platonic ideal of mutt women
>>220941632Americans are unbelievably loud.
