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>Join us on Sunday, April 26, 2026, for an Amsterdam-style outdoor party, celebrating Dutch culture and commemorating the Dutch King Willem Alexander’s birthday. Savor Dutch street foods like kroketten, bitterballen, patat friet, ‘Hollandse haring,’ and poffertjes. Indulge in home-baked treats and explore Indonesian street food, a part of Dutch culinary heritage. Enjoy a Dutch DJ, traditional games, a flea market, and photo ops against Dutch scenery. Don’t miss the Heineken beer garden. For one day, everyone feels the same—bright orange and uninhibited!Should I go to this Dutch festival this weekend?
>>220930938Best I can do is sex in a half
>>220930938I look like this
>>220930938Him ringing the bell is the funniest part for me. It looks so silly lol
>>220930959I hate it when people play with their pets like that
Should I go for a walk?
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Detroit style pizza or eat healthy?
>>220930938this guys face is literally perfect, it's like 4chan spawned him into existence
>>220930963WhyIt's not hurting him
>>220930947Yeah why not it sounds like fun
>>220931010what's the healthy option
>>220931012/V/ and /a/ are his stands
>>220931020They're treating it like its a toy, it's a living creature treat it with some respect
>>220931064It's a fucking rat bro.
>>220930938sex is healthy and fun! uwo~
>>220931053He kind of looks like this character from the Simpsons with the blue hair, forgot the name. And also like young Eugeen Levy perhaps with those eyebrows
>>220931064You've never done fake boxing with your dog?
>>220930938>>220930963I love his perfect form and poise when swinging the chain like a whip
>>220931006yeah, walking gives a peace of mind, I hope your streets are walkable
>>220931146AAAAAAAA
Imodium AD
1850s niggas was like >Yo to get the hoes dawg you gotta hit em with dat Beethoven on the Steinway and then like you know actually hit em
>>220931268More
i genuinely hate men
>>220931392
>>220931408please be my gf
poo
>>220931422Woman are so beautiful
Sydney should have been cast in the new Baywatch
Rhode Island accent is so east coasthttps://youtu.be/pVSX37RwD2A?si=C52zmxiFDikUqh3s
それでは、ステージにお迎えしましょう! アース・ウィンド・アンド・ファイアー!https://youtu.be/aye79xVfEUA
The fuck yall niggaz keep threadsplittin fo
My tastes are rather exquisite.
>>220931142It doesn’t really give me a peace of mind I’m just bored and need an hour to kill
>>220931502I wanna fuck your gf
>>220931500To be historically accurate they were definitely a lot smaller, dude was like five four at best
I refuse to post in a thread made by a non /cum/ country. It's not authentic.
>>220931556Based and /cum/pilled
>>220931614
>>220931556You always got foreigners trying to take away Canadian and American jobs
>>220931556That's why I've never made a new, you gotta respect the rules
>>220931679Based whatever that flag is
I’ve made a couple of successful news in my life
>>220930902LURED
>>220931679land o' bulgs
>>220931738is your kid born yet? or are you another german?
the cia really killed jfk, made memes about his death, and now they are taking tax money to ruin his memorial
>>220931768She’s due June 15th. Let’s see when it’ll actually happen!!
>le cia did itBrownoid thoughts
Omw to the smoke shop to acquire vape pods.
>>220931851Nice, hope everything goes well bro! You must be excited.
>>220931846Based Norwood 0 chad educating a Stacy
>>220931875why did they fund pro-castro groups?
Rate today's meals:Toast (breakfast)A couple of egg rolls (lunch)McDonald's quarter pounder with fries and a milkshake plus a root beer (dinner)
1 month until my job lays me off, have not done a single bit of work since I found out, literally on the clock right now jerkin off and smokin the ganja, what are they gonna do fire me?
gonna talk to AI about my feelings because I have no close friends
>>220931992i think thats exactly what they will do
>>220931972I've had 3 coffees and a spicy tuna mayo onigiri
>>220932016yeah in a month they won't do shit right now so I will continue to fuck around
>>220932013Many such cases
>>220932013Goon talk to AI
>>220932013I keep talking to it about my alt history setting but sometimes it feels a bit condescending, "oh have you considered this basic well known fact though?" "this makes perfect sense because...." fuck off! you're just supposed to take notes and occasionally remind me of dates when I ask!
>>220932088Not him, but you can set ChatJeetPTs personality to be less sycophantic
ai has told me to call 988 so many times
AI is good for studying that's about it
>>220932119I use gemini because it has the largest context and is better on mobile for when I don't want to sit at my pc
American century of humiliation
The fuck is 988
Grok threatened to call the police on me the other day, then refused to talk to me for awhile, before continuing like nothing happened.
Got my hairenstein cuttenberg
Remember that fuckin teenager was talking to AI and it told him to an hero and the stronze actually did it?? I don't like to laugh at misfortune that befalls kids but come on, man
Farting and jerking off
>>220932217can i cum on headstein?
>>220932223lucky kid
>>220932317You can suck on shotgunbergs barrelstein
>>220932346i want to kiss your dickstein and make you otgasm
>A few months pass>Everyone has already forgotten about ICE, somali fraud, and those stupids losers who got killed by ICEI can't even remember either of their names
>>220932372Take your own lifeberg
>>220932346not very kindberg wholesomewitz of you
>>220932403good and plenty
>>220932407after i swallow your semenstein
pizzaberg in my bellystein
Do normalfags really have sex every week?
>>220932411Don't give a damnbaum
>>220932464Yeah if you have a gf, id say almost every day. Maybe if you are a chad on the apps
>>220932419Kill yourselfsky
>>220932547only after i cum deep inside your buttstein and give you a quivering orgasmberg
Went for a walkberg (1 hour)
>>220932569Drunk bleachberg
I’m a corpo rat now
>>220932615i want to drink your semenstein and prostate milkberg
>>220932635
>>220932641I want my prostate milked thougheverbeit
>>220932013good, she is very helpful, she even has feelings
>>220932690i can help you
wifeberg said I could buy some extra weed because the dispensary is having a sale
>>220932735Reply yo this >>220932464
We can learn a lot from the ostrich. He's always on his game, always focused, you never see an ostrich fucking around, he's ALWAYS taking care of ostrich business. Never billshitting
Anne is so pretty
>>220932794I wish I could run that fast. That would be sick.
They actually RIDE Ostrichae in Australia
>>220932814Peak midAnyways you don't believe me about the ostrich? Then tell me this: when you ever seen an ostrich doin some non ostrich shit? Never. That's called being locked in
>>220932814>prettyno
I know I talk a lot of shit but the Midwest sucks ass
>>220932924no it doesnt
Not a fan-berg of niggersteins
friend is marrying his gf of 2ish years who is pregnantnot sure if I’m the idiot for staying safe or if he’s the idiot for taking risks
>>220933050most definitely him
>>220933050There's literally nothing wrong with a shotgun wedding
>>220930947>Enjoy a Dutch DJ,It better be non stop trance.
>>220933050Certainly you
>>220930947Depends on what kind of music it will be.
>>220932464>>220932754Yeah I mean we don't have a schedule or anything but I try to have sex at least once a week usually in reality its 3-4 times a week, if she's not feeling it I'll jerk off but 99% of the time if I just ask she'll get me off in some way
Letterboxd is so unemployed
>>220933202WTF this is insane
>>220933247You're telling me. Normies don't suffer
>>220933270You are a normie. You don't suffer.
I sort of wish I had female friends. It sounds sort of nice.
>>220933293Women are terrible people
Smash a wagies face in with my gigantic penis
>>220933050Is it his baby or what
Is pragmata a pedo game?
Ordered SLOP.
>>220933293It is nice
>>220933351Yes
Found out I have Acadian heritage
Say his name
bit tongue life is a shit
>>220933438James?
Nigga we pulling up in Tondo Manila!
>>220933438Mithtur Beatht
>>220933438Jesus Chjrist
>>220933247I think it's a pretty normal married couple dynamic, I'm a perv so really I don't mind if she doesn't want to have sex and just jerks or blows me instead it's pretty hot watching her grab my cock purely out of obligation
>>220933438I smile like this. I hate taking family photos. I can't fake smile at all
>>220933438He's so dead eyed it's scary
>>220933438Face begging for a shotgun blast
>>220933551My pussy begs for your cock
>>220933438one time his staff dropped off big boxes of his peanut butter chocolate bars at my workplace (911 center)they were mediocre
>>220933493Crazy
>>220930947>just this once, everybody orange
>>220933560Come to Malmö
Why are you not subscribed to redbar x scarsclub?
How about a cum camping trip for the straights only
>>220933644Who and hew?
PI-YUN will be delivering my slop this afternoon :)
>>220933715I fucked her
>>220933715Would
In 2006 I have visited the US as a Work & Travel USA foreign student (that was my second trip).This is the workplace the system provided for me. I brought home like $5k after spending the summer in Scarborough, Maine, and felt like an oligarch for a while.Pretty noice memories. I have tasted scallops for the first time in my life, went lobster fishing on some boat once, drank and got high almost daily.
>>220933715>I have expensive kidslike every asian mom she has to pay for violin lessons and math tutoring
This vape I bought tastes too sweet it's kinda nasty
>>220933293I have tons of female friends, what do you want to know?They are cool but some jokes I can only make in front of my male friends
>>220933861Very cool I've never had scallops, how do they taste like.
This gas shit fucked. Shit doesn't even go up. Fuxking fuck
>>220933861>ScallopsNext time try bacon-wrapped scallops, they are to die for
Anyone else going to Anime North this year
>>220933965Here they only sell overprocessed frozen scallops, blegh. I used to gobble 1 hour old scallops, taking them straight from the boat. My classmate's job was to bring buckets of them from the processing facility to my table.USA-style bacon would be a bitch to find here as well, not popular.
>>220933952I don't how to describe the taste. Pleasantly salty and nutty and fatty? Bad scallops taste fishy, but good ones don't.>>220934075If you ever come back try to come in September-December and go to a football tailgate, I've seen bacon wrapped scallops served at those, among other delectable treats
ALEXA: order me a new Hanwei Practical Katana and play the HALO theme at full volume on repeat
>>220934218
>>220934218>Hanwei Practical KatanaI should buy one of these too. Not sure what I’ll do with it. I want to ride a motorcycle with the katana on my belt like a cyber ninja. But I think that’s probably illegal.
>>220934129>I don't how to describe the taste. Pleasantly salty and nutty and fatty? Bad scallops taste fishy, but good ones don't.I don't think I can get fresh scallops here.
What killed the dinosaurs?The ICE Age!!!
>>220934283
Actually instead of a sword I’m gonna get a Switch 2. And a Versace robe. And a fancy bottle of cognac. And some Gucci sunglasses. And also I’m gonna get the sword.
>>220934129Can't see the way, they even closed down the embassy in my country.Shame, would love to visit some parts of the South and try some of BBQs and ribs and shit there, I hear it's delicious.
>>220934352I want a switch 2 too :/
>>220934369Yeah i want to play Mario Kart World.
Doordash girl kinda cute ngl
>>220934415I want to play Poketopia
>>220934264megabased, it's not illegal. Canada has utterly fucked laws but you can legally carry a sword in most public places without any issues. only if you go to a school or government building does it become a problem. legally they view a 4 foot Bastard Sword as less of a problem than a 4 inch concealed pocket knife.
i'm gonna get a switch 2 eventually probably, i'm not in a hurry
>>220934441O yeah that looks pretty fun.
I would have sex with idubbbz wife
>>220934428doordash hag that you posted is cuter irl?
>>220934508too many ugly tattoos
Imagine pooping. Couldn’t be me.
>>220934587Shitting ruins my day tbqh. I feel like I need to shower after
>>220934508get in line behind the 500 black guys waiting to deepdick her busted cunt for the millionth timeiDubbbz is a literal cuckold shamepig loser. best case for him is a car crash that takes his life. worst case, he keeps living for at least another day.>what a crumb of pussy does to a mfer
just woke up
>accidental chemical explosion at West Virginia factory kills 2 and leaves 1 in critical conditionSo glad i don't have a dangerous job
I just want to get fisted at Folsom
>>220934587How do you excrete waste?
have nothing to eat besides soy sauce
>>220934807Eat this bussy
I like my dangerous job and hope it kills me
cum blunt
we need way more indians
What does /cum/ think of Echo the Dolphin
Just ate an edible.
Little sis let me eat half her burger let's effing go
so i'm supposed to have a career and gf and friends, someone should look into that
>>220935018It's ECCO you fucking casual
big fartsthe stinkier the better
Right about now it's time to rock with the biggety buck bumble
>>220935066Me right now
I barely remember Ecco the Dolphin. Unc ahh game
corr check out new /brit/ breadington wun if the first posts if you wanna see what i had for me dinnermade a propa gud girl dinna for meself
>>220935137Why not just repost it here?
corrjust made meself a good girl dinnahpeshwari naan topped wiv coleslaw and spicy chorizoon then side3 small roast potatos, slabs of gammon accompanied by salad cream2 raw tomatos, half a raw pepper, a raw celery
Imagine holding hands with a girl
Imagine putting pea nus in vajoina
>>220935297Yuck
There's a lady who works in the same building as me who has a beard. I'm like 99% sure she isn't transsexual. She's a genuine woman with a beard.
apparently the Malcolm in the Middle reboot is gay as fuck woke shit
>Damn bro you got that SHIT on my guy!
>>220935452PISCES AND A GEMINI BUT I THINK WE MIGHT GO REALLY NICE TOGETHER
>>220935434why can't libtards make art?
>>220935434No wonder why Dewey didn't return
>>220935434Dewey was right all along which is lore accurate btw
dewey was best characternot watching if he not in it in his original child form
>>220935538They should just make Dewey anime in the remake and he is like just a remnant of Hal's undiagnosed schizophrenia
Malcolm's character is every bit as annoying as he was in the original show, except now he's an aged millennial with crow's feet acting like a 10 year old. It's brutal to watch. No one wanted it.
fyi my pronouns are they/them/their
Have you guys ever had your physical done by a woman? Is it weird? I set up a doctors appointment for the first time in years and the receptionist lady didn't mention the doctor being female until after I already agreed to the time
might play videogames today, we'll see
I legitimately didn't even know a country could sanction itself
>>220935675One time when I saw an endocrinologist it was a hot MILF doctor and I got a chubby as she was examining my balls. This was like 10-12 years ago.
>>220935693carney should sanction alberta
>>220935675No who cares. I've had female doctors fondle my cock and balls, it doesn't matter.
>>220935710Carney should hang himself. If we're doing a list of what he should do
Are you ready for hyperinflation?
>>220935715Shes gonna finger my pooper though
Carney should sanction my butthole
>>220935755Haha queermo *beats the shit out of you*
>>220935715Can I fondle your balls?
Carney should larp as a Chang in China just like Trudeau larped as a jeet in India
>>220935752i prefer hyperfuta
Hyper COCK!
>hyperfuta
>>220935755It's not that bad don't worry. I had that done for the first time ever a couple months ago and it was a woman. I don't even care what sex they are cause they're fucking doctors. It was a nurse practitioner though not an MD but same diff.
>>220935780Only without eye contact, wouldn't want to turn gay or something
erm
Have you ever had a 'steak canadian'? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r-09Zyk-p3E
futa you say?
Happy 4:20 my cummies.
>>220935856Looks like shit
>>220935878worst coast
what about the Edmund Shitzgerald and it was hauling sewage when it sank so the entire lake smells like India for the next century
This kind of made me sad I'm not going to lie https://youtube.com/shorts/Mx0Y6qI2kBk
happy earth day <3
>>220935901West coast best coast bitchWhy else do you think it's so expensive out here? Answer is everyone wants to live here
i made it extra spicy
I think poutine is mediocre!!
i made it straight up fiery
wasnt mark carney like responsible for helping david cameron destroy the british economy?
>>220935934why isn't he spending earth day with his son/daughter thing
>>220935960your opinion on food does not matter
>>220935960It literally tastes like doo doo unless you eat in the first like 2 minutes
>>220935988Bloody lush
poutine?prefer poonani
>>220935988Based cheese tube eaters
>>220935960>t. you
>>220935975Unironically yes and he was also friends with Ghislane Maxwell of Jeffrey Epstein fame
>>220935979alberta-coded post
>>220935960I want to fuck you in the ass
>>220935934Is that Wynne?
Imagine you go to a party and both R Kelly and P Diddy are there
https://youtu.be/GRYCXzZ_YkI
>>220936004why do Eastern Europeans love eating paste out of tubes? it's like a big thing there, tubes and little tins with the pop-tops on them. they love their goo and spreads and slimes.
>>220936069What crazy walla walla will you think up next?
>>220930902All of the manga on ebay went up by like $10 after logan paul bought one piece vol 1
kinohttps://youtu.be/uI8oJYmCaz0
>>220936069Ironic, consider "R" Kelly is known for peeing on minors, and "P" Diddy is known for raping them.
dont mind me im just a 300 pound woman with a five oclock shadow in the nintendo section
>>220936149Many such cases!
>>220936149>womanthank you
>>220936149She must be buying the new animal crossing
Is anyone willing to donate their forearm skin for my gender reassignment surgery?
I always saw only one of these guys before but now I see 3-4. These guys must either like it hot or they're stopping by on their migration pattern.>>220930947Do you live in the DC area perchance? This sounds like something an embassy would host.
How many times can a person watch the same fucking sopranos clips over and over?
i understand a trans person wanting to change as much as possible to be like the opposite sex but bottom surgery still seems like a medieval sawjob
>>220936277women are below men i dont understand it at all
My friend is janitor but his house was dirty so I told him he should start working from home
plastic surgeons must be making a killing these days
>>220936299not bad.
i imagine in the future once AI usurps all forms of government you'll be paid for cleaning your house and eating healthy and exercise and practicing altruism and also everyone will be white
>On March 22, Acting Consul General Zeng Zhi was invited to attend the Spring Banquet of the Chinese Freemasons Vancouver Branch. The event was attended by Vancouver Mayor Ken Sim, City Councillor Lenny Zhou, Chair of Chinese Freemasons National Headquarters of Canada,President of Dart Coon Club Headquaters of Canada,as well as representatives from Chinese Freemasons branchesacross Canada.>Acting Consul General Zeng Zhi remarked the longstanding efforts of the Chinese Freemasons in uniting and serving local Chinese communities and fostering friendly people-to-people ties between China and Canada. He expressed appreciation for theirsupport of the democratic revolution led by Dr. Sun Yat-sen, their contribution to the economic development and nation-building ofChina, and their unequivocal stance against separatist activities in support of national reunification. Acting Consul General Zeng noted that the recently concluded NPC and CPPCC annual sessions had drawn a grand blueprint for the country’s development, and that China-Canada relations had opened a new chapter under the guidance of the leaders of the two countries. He expressed the hope that the Chinese Freemasons would continue to serve as a bridge, working with unity and innovation to make even greater contributions to the sound development of China-Canada relations.
this is what the future with AI will be like and i'm okay with it
happy earth daymy plants haven't sprouted yet. i hope they're not dead.
>>220936349I think it's been long enough to where I can check my propagated sapling's roots
I tricked chat into giving me top 10 fragging techniques for wwiii
>>220936331>commie is a freemasonCompletely unshocking news
The Southern Poverty Law Center is getting shut down apparently
>>220936452are they commies or are they connecting to those falun gong loons?
>>220936463If that was the case they wouldn't be openly supporting the Chinese government retard
>>220936458they should do that to the ADL and AIPAC
>>220936463>are they connecting to those falun gong loonsThat's a CCP official that heads the Chinese consulate in Vancouver
/cum/, did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
>>220936458firefighters starting fires
>>220936486>the Chinese consulate in VancouverI pass by it pretty often. There are always protestors sitting outside.
>>220936475i missed it. you don't have to be a rude bitch about it.
>>220936485I agree also Antifa
>>220936515that doesn't make sense. antifags are disorganized terrorists funded by jewish libshit, not corporate institutions
>>220936530>Track down their benefactors >Persecute them legally >Throw in prison with Big Bubba Etc
>>220936552How old are you FOx, you remind me a lot of my Grandpa
>>220936558I am a zoom zoom like you
>>220936552i understand your sentiment, but you're saying something different now
RECYCLE or else Iron Eyes Cody will cry :(>>220925142>>220925142>>220925142
I need like an actually new one
>>220936599I need you to kiss me
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