Ameripeepo Protestants be like>The Bible is the sole infallible source of authority for Christian faith and practice even doe the Church Jesus created picked which texts are part of the bible
>another slide thread about protestantsdid the pope drop another humilation ritual or something
>>220931035Christians be like: >You’re a heckin heathen because you belong to the United Alliance of Evangelical Friends, and I’m based and tradcath because I belong to the Iglesia of I love Jesus with all my heart and soul o algo asíThe Soviets were right to try and suppress these god awful religions
>>220931150Wtf with every American on this board being a pedo commie lol? What happened?
>>220931129>>220931150>The two sizes of the United Statesians, or something like that.
reminder the pope recently condemned>the crusades>the reconquista>the spanish and portuguese empires>the catholic side in every war including against hated protestantsexceptionally cuckolded
>>220931384In the last couple years there's been a huge increase in tankies on the English-speaking internet. As for why, there's a variety of reasons.
>>220931035>americans be like
>>220931725Did he actually say that? Incredibly grim
>>220931829he declared war as bad o algo without thinking of the repercussions of the hsitory of catholic warfare lol>>220931793they're not real commies they're just butthurt latinx
Cathodox be like>I see you have lived a humble charitable life in voluntary poverty and prayer in Jesus's example, but at no point did a man set his hands on another man who set his hands on another man... who set his hands on you>yeah not looking good bud, I mean technically we can't say anyone is 100% going to hell but yeah umm *BEEP* oh jeez he croaked, what a shame, I almost converted him into a Christian, oh well
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>>220931035what is a christ doe?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHyR92MQic
>>220931900dont hate on orthobros
>>220931384There’s absolutely zero reason to unironically believe in these Iron Age mythologies. Plus the Church will do anything to stay relevant these days. They’re constantly pandering to progressives. Religion is just opium for the downtrodden masses
>>220931035Reminder that Mexican Catholics are larpers because they refuse to deny Santa Muerte despite years of the Roman Catholic Church condemning worship of Santa Muerte
>>220932007oh no no no no no pacosisters
people are too cynical now for the humanist message of christ that we should all love each other like neighborseven fundamentalists like people who believe the bible is literal think its more important to believe in the part of the bible where it talks about how you shouldnt lay with another man, rather than the part that says it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to go to heaven. i've seen fundamentalists christians who believe they shouldn't eat pork, but i haven't ever met fundamentalist christians who believe worldly possessions are worthless and live an ascetic life
>>220931150okay but american prots love to say god was a tranny
>>220932097yeah well we aren’t humanists. We do believe there is a literal, uncreated, eternal God and that he incarnated in Jesus Christ to pay the debt for the evils mankind has committed against the creator. And that subsequently he rose from the dead, and calls us to repent and have faith for eternal life in God.
>>220932183OK so you have this belief in God and the Holy Trinity and Heaven but are you really a Christian if you aren't a humanist? Jesus was a person of extraordinary empathy and charity.
>>220931035I'm Protestant and a dozen Catholic girls are going to hell because of me, I'll be fine tho.
>>220932276catholic girls (with a tiny lil moustache)catholic girls (well, do you know how they go?)catholic girls, in the rectory basement Father Riley's a fairy, but it don't bother Mary!
>>220932097There are also sections of the Bible where God commands them to slay the wicked/idolators/sinful, should they abide by that too?
>>220932381Based and zappapilled.
>>220932404well it also says you should follow the laws so I don't know to what extent that should be done. if its god saying it, that sounds Old Testament. not to dismiss it, but iirc jesus said something about how he's the New Testament
>>220932268Well of course. Humanist thought is a secular offshoot of Christian morality. So in essence, any true Christian lines up with humanism. Being a good person isn’t what gets you into eternal life though. Since every man sins. And your sins can only be forgiven by the atonement of Christ.
>>220931129i hate religion but agree with this.
>>220931889war to fight for Christendom goodwar to fight for j*ws badsimple as
>>220931129>people can be friends is an objectionable statement in americaexplains quite a bit in fact!
>>220931035Do Macedonians even have a religion or do they just worship trees and cows and Bulgarians and other animals
>>220932097Christ's message wasn't humanist, in fact if you read it while understanding the context it is pretty alien.>Jews are trying to resist Roman occupation>Jesus arrives, starts preaching>"Are you going to help us against the Romans?">"lol no, btw all your religious laws are dumb, what goes out of your mouth is more important that what goes into it">the Jews were so mad at this they killed himAn alien god landed, humans asked if it'd help them with local politics, the alien saw the local politics as meaningless, all their dietary laws and obsessions with the sacred vs the profane were meaningless, all that matters is one's actions but at the same time humans are incapable of mattering in the grand scheme of things.It is all well and good for the Catholic Church to preach peace, love, and understanding from a moralistic point of view; but practically this just leads to a global favela because it preaches that humans will never better themselves in any real way and if they try then they're being greedy or prideful o algo. It is a moral system that works if you are God, but not if you are human.
>>220931725pope wants a muslim europa
>>220933788>It is a moral system that works if you are God, but not if you are human.Wrong. It simply redefines success, so that even those in power must conform to moral restraints
American protestants will say that you should read the early church fathers because then you'll realise that the early church was much more similar to the Protestant church than it was to the Catholic churchMeanwhile Protestants who convert to Catholicism and relapsed Catholics say that reading the early church fathers made them see the catholic church in the early churchI find it very confusing who to believe, it seems both are convinced that the early church supported their side
>>220934082That's not the totality of what Jesus preached. Like for example when Jesus talks about giving away wealth, he's not just talking to "those in power", he's talking to subsistence farmers and encouraging them to give away everything that isn't absolutely necessary to their survival. Everyone should live as an ascetic in some form. And again that makes sense if you are a God with no physical needs and no physical property because you're all powerful and infinite, but to the average Human (especially in the modern day, where it is impossible to survive as a subsistence anything), it's insane.
>>220933613Take a bite off your pissed on shark meat lil fella and sit the fuck down.
>>220932523The God of the Old Testament is the God of the New Testament, that's something I have explicitly heard spoken in my local church. You can’t just pick and choose what aspects of God you like most. Also regarding the law, if the law is unreasonable from your perspective you can disavow it, hence why martyrs have always been a thing.
>>220931129The problem is that Christcucks are über-degenerates and Muslims aren’t. Christian clergy knows that Christcucks aren’t supposed to be degenerates as per the bible (see verses against fornication etc.) so they think associating with Muzzies will transfer some non-degeneracy from Islam to Christianity.t. irreligious born from French Christian parents
>>220934518well ok hopefully the evangelicals tear trump limb from limb at the next rally then
How come protestants are always sending me this shit in the mail?
>>220934805i like how you took out the loose change in the envelope
>>220933788>Favela GlobalThere's a band name for some of you macacoanons
>>220934518The god of the ancient testament is Ba’al or something. The main god of the Canaanites who triumphed against the others.The god of the New Testament is the one true God, which is the Indo-European God of Zoroastrianism (see the Dead Sea's Scrolls) - nothing to do with Semites.Henry de Lesquen told me that btw so it must be true for he’s far more intelligent than both of us and especially you.
>>220934805you lost paco
