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DENOUNCE MUAD'DIB
rajeet shitdik edition
used the word sternocleidomastoid with my cute asian doctor and she gave me a surprised look. pretty sure she wants my children now
>>220938549It bothers me that when you search this on google now it's the mixed twink from the new movies that shows up
>>220938555pov: you're a kitten in a blender
DENOUNCE MOBB DEEP
>>220938557>mixed twinkHe's not mixed he's just a Jew
>>220938555the last time i used complex medical terminology in conversation with my doctor she gave me a short lecture on the dangers of reading medical shit on the internet
>>220938534I’m going to force my way into the increasingly narrow middle-class through sheer force of will and possibly dark magic.
185 downloads to organize while I wait for the coffee to heat up
*equips goonstick* >:3
>>220938570You should educate her on the dangers of mouthing off
>>220938574
I wish to move out of Iowa
>>220938572I'm already in it, just starting to crest the bottom edge of lower-upper class at this point. If I had a wife of equal means we'd be pulling in $250-300k combined salary and could live a pretty comfy lifestyle. If I had a wife.
>>220938594>living in IowaYiiiikes
I have unfortunately acquired a full-time job. I don’t know how I’m gonna manage to squeeze /cum/ into my schedule going forward. I also gotta eat, sleep, and lift. And commute, goddamn.
>>220938587idgi
>>220938594>move out of IowaWhy, it's a comfy state despite the bad food
>>220938580go Harry Dresden on her smarmy ass
>>220938618This guy has such an incredible look. The eyebrows and the beady eyes. The coat, anime shirt, and flip flops. He should be a character in a movie.
i've never made it in to middle class
>>220938635He's a character in real life
>>220938635We're characters in his movie
>>220938543What are your thoughts on a kid named finger
>MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
>>220938656I don't like the implications of that
I want a tall Swiss girl to rock my world
>>220938640if we got married and combined our networths im sure we'd be middle class
>>220938695?
>>220938677>>220938640you two fagolas should hook up and get married so you both get duel citizenship.
Just read Zoom's disgusting gayposts in the other threadFeels good to be a yuri enjoyer and not a faggot
>>220938700dual*greetings from america!
>>220938700like real fags they can also threaten to move across borders when a single bad political decision is made
>>220938704>Ah yes! I jerk off to drawings of children >I'm better than you sir
Where in America/Canada is that middle-class home owning life most achievable? Obviously big places like New York or San Francisco are too expensive. But you don’t want to live in a complete shithole either. Where should a person live to accomplish this?
>>220938715Hmmm?
>>220938710I meant duel. You'll use pistols at dawn, winner gets to move to whichever country he wants with unlimited healthcare and welfare.>>220938713One of them will be dead.
This picture was found inside a toy someone bought at a store in Ohio.
i already have dual citizenship because my mom is a burger. she'd lived here some thirty years before she officially got the canadian passport. her status was "landed immigrant" i think. i don't know why she waited so long. she would have been eligible upon marrying dad. i think she insisted on keeping the burger passport.
>>220938700>duelAlready onto swordfighting huh>>220938704>Just read Zoom's disgusting gayposts in the other threadAnon if you were in that thread that means in theory you're just as much of a faggot as anyone else.>a yuri enjoyer and not a faggotAnon having boobs from injected hormones and wearing thigh highs doesn't make you a woman
>>220938723Looks like AI slop
>>220938715There’s a scary guy up on the roof there
>>220938594Omaha is nice if you don't wanna go far
>>220938732it predates ai by several years
Cursed images thread?
>>220938594I know a guy who just drove west until hitting Denver
>>220938718Semi-rural areas outside of larger cities are a good start. Really depends on your job, if you can work remotely then you can go where houses are cheap. Just don't fall for the trap of moving TOO rural because then ownership costs actually start to increase again (i.e. you need to own a tractor to plow your driveway, pay for gravel loads to maintain it annually, propane for heat since they don't run natural gas lines that far out, etc.)
>>220938718Probably a medium-to-large city in a midwestern flyover state/province.
>>220938746Okay well it's not real
anybody watch the ca governor's racesteyer is nuts and somehow when i looked on reddit they were all gaga over him wonder what average normie thinks but seems like steyer is gonna be our next governor who knows cant be much worse than newsom but for fuck's sake actually i bet he'll be worse than newsom
I had chicken and mozzarella tortellini in alfredo sauce
>>220938560Kek
>>220938747
>>220938755back in my day they'd call that a shop
>>220938725I'm a cis male who's into women
>>220938747I see stuff like this and it makes me wonder what has to happen to a person for them to end up like this. Because I’m a 4chan internet weirdo but I’m not even close to buying a sex-doll and taking it to a convention.
>>220938750I often fantasize about getting on 70 and driving until I run out of gas money
Stopped eating BBQ sauce and my ghastly farts have subsided. Appears that was the trick.
>>220938775>I'm a cis male who's into womenThen be a man and watch het stuff
>>220938778theyre just dudes living they life
>>220938778Loneliness can drive anyone insane (pic unrelated)
>>220938795Oh my god that rabbit ate a guy
>>220938793the only het stuff im into is straight shota
How do I stop chudding out autistically?My boomer dad was watching Fox News and I sperged out explaining to him that Fox News is controlled opposition fake-right-wing subversive ZOG propaganda to control the narrative and act as a fake "conservative" counter to the more liberal media like CNN and corral conservatives like cattle onto the good goy plantation as part of the globalist agenda to control the narratives
>>220938808>the only het stuff im into is straight shotaAre you a short chad
>>220938810Just get some self control I guess. And also just stop being a chud in general it’s retarded.
shall we goon and game or game and goon
>>220938817No, stop projectingI'm tall enough to give you headpats but you were rude to me so I won't now
>>220938810just remember it's over and that nothing ever happens
>>220938810i bet youre even more retarded than your dad cause this post sure is
What does Palantir plan to do with the information that I'm an adult virgin?
>>220938810>explaining to him that Fox News is controlled opposition fake-right-wing subversive ZOG propagandaWell that's objectively true though but you should be less cringe about it
*flames emoji*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j5LmyNNsrE
>>220938757is newsom out of terms?
>>220938810You should read philosophers like epictetus who talk about the value of staying silentt. former masterdebater
>>220938824>I'm tall enough to give you headpats but you were rude to me so I won't nowI'm sorry, please forgive me.
>>220938845not out of presidential terms
>>220938868i'll be sure to vote for him. He reminds me of Trudeau.
I love my Canadian and Mexican brothers and sisters, and wish everyone here a very good night.
>>220938874oh dont worry he's at least better than Trudeauthat's a very very very very very low barill give newscum that much credit
>>220938875*sticks up middle finger at you as soon as you turn to leave*
>las vegas station broke ground 2 years ago today>still barely even finished the parking garagehigh speed rail bros, it's so over
>>220938887All modern infrastructure projects are scams funnelling money into the pockets of politicians
>>220938896I wish they would funnel all of the cum directly into my ass
if the price of bread and circus goes up i'm gonna lose it
>>220938898retract this post immediately
>>220938879>he's at least better than TrudeauHe is not, the Pg&e shit should've removed him
>>220938915i hate your guts fuentes my opinion of newsom just went up half a percent
>>220938909Okay fine, I retract it. But you’ll never guess where it was retracted to.
>>220938915Hey Zoombert did those fuckers you interviewed with ever contact you?
>>220938923Part of me suspects it's your ass. But another part of me thinks...you wouldn't dare.
>>220938931>did those fuckers you interviewed with ever contact youNo but I have another interview tomorrow and a potential opportunity from my professor. He's really trying to get me a TA position in the English department because he really likes my work.
>>220938940go work a real job groyper
>>220938937Yeeeaaaaahhhh……it was my ass
The best experience of my life was when I went to a party and played beer pong with this thick mixed race girl. I put my hand on the small of her back. Hell yeah.
lol apparently bacerra tanked in polls after the debatedoubt porter is gonna win this race is over
>>220938947>groyperI do not like nor align with Nick Fuentes or groypers, because I do not align with Mexicans
>>220938940Nice. Hopefully you land one of those things.
>>220938959Never heard these names before Is this a mayoral election
good night cumstains
>>220938964who cares what you identify with that's what you are aside from RETARD >>220938966ca governor
>>220938968Sweet dreams!
>>220938965>Hopefully you land one of those things.I do too, either way it's a strong sign that I'm not even a full semester into university and I already have tenured professors praising my work and pulling strings for me.I also have a girl for summer (not the Black one), she seems really great.
>>220938968My bed looks like this, w/ the exception of the food and garbo tho. I sleep w/ my laptop in the corner as well as my phone right by my head.
>>220938981>that's what you areWhy do you think im a groyp
>>220938952wtf no wonder i didn't get money back this year
make kindness your epitaph. the ripples of kindness can be felt decades later. let your good will be the inheritance you leave to mankind.
>>220938986Is she pre or post op?
>>220938986I hope she finds out about your chud views and leaves you
creampies
>>220939003>I hope she finds out about your chud views and leaves youYou might be shocked to hear this but I am not remotely as much of a chud as you think I am
Bane?
enough politics. let's talk gock.
it's so over cumbums
>>220939023Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.
>>220939011Oh yeah? Say one good thing about democrats
Someone gave me a card that says "The love that you withhold from the outside is the pain you carry on the inside"
Haven't changed the blade on my electric razor in 2 years
#NoHorshoeFuentes#NoDemocratFuentes#EverybodyHatesGroyperZoomZoom
>>220939042
>>220939055I've been seeing people wearing hoodies with long ass phrases like that on the back. terrible fashion trend.
>>220939081Yeah, that’s a fair response. Hang in there anon.
Just learned about sneakers o'toole
good guys triumphed over evil tonight and I basically got paid to sit on a stool at work and watch the game for about an hour and a half
>>220939042SO GATHER UP YOUR JACKETS, HEAD OUT FOR THE EXITSI HOOOOPE YOU HAVE FOOOUUNNDDD YOUR FRIENDS
>>220939103Shutting out those fuckers is no small feat.
>>220939112I was so happy for mahle when the 7th ended, I thought he was goanna get shelled
another indian truck driver killed some canadians again.
>>220939103who cares about regular season baseball.
>>220939128Yeah that’s pretty nice. If my Jays were in that situation, the blowpen would’ve lost the game anyway.
>>220939139t. lifelong Jays "fan" since October 2025
>>220939145there's too many games to care. Cut in in half and maybe people will pay attention.
>>220939085I've got a shirt for you
>nooooooo I hate watching baseball, I want less baseball!
Baseball is boring. The only good sport is hockey
>>220939145I think all our bandwagon fans probably bailed after the WS and watching the team stink to start the season.
>>220939170>can see the baseball>cant see the puckbaseball wins
>>220939170did oilers win?
>>220939164too long.
>>220939175where are they gonna jump to, the LEAFS?
>>220939165would you like it if baseball games took 6 hours to finish? No you wouldn't. There's a limit to people's enjoyment of something and having 162 games is too much.
>>220938695How the fuck did you get this image other than someone I know personally leaking it
>>220939178Some baseballs are hit harder than any slap shot. Pitches can come in that fast too. If you can see the ball, you can see the puck.
>>220939188the only people that bitch about the length of the season are manginas and fairweathers
>>220939186Lol I guess not. I think the Raptors are pretty good this year. I don’t watch basketball though, so I don’t really know.
>>220939203
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
It would be so funny
your mom sacrificed her tight pussy to have you
>>220939201Is that you
>>220939188You don’t have to watch every single game.
>>220939223you mom was creampied by your dad
>>220939215Oh ok sorry I am retardo
A CHAD might MOG…But when the JESTER performs,Even the KING sits to listen…
>>220939223I'm caesarean born
>>220939223i was the 4th. that canal had already been operational for some time before i came along.
>>220939231no but the games don't matter for standings because there's so many of them. In the NFL every game matters because there's so few. You lose a few and you're out of the playoffs. You lost a few in baseball well you just wait until the next week or so.
>>220939231I told this to my buddy regarding college FB(he only watches NFL) and he said that was inconceivable, every game must matter to leadup to the playoffsincredibl;e stupidity runs through this country
>>220939203not just about speed, in hockey the players fight over the puck which can completely block it from the camera.
>>220939130it's revenge for colonialism
>>220939250>block it from the cameralook at the sticks, you nimrod
Transport, motorways and tramlinesStarting and then stoppingTaking off and landingThe emptiest of feelingsDisappointed peopleClinging onto bottlesAnd when it comesIt's so, so disappointing
>>220939246>huge league>3-4 game series>divisional heats>rivalry seriesquit complaining about getting to watch more baseball
>>220939246So I guess it just comes down to how much you enjoy the sport itself. I love chilling and watching the Jays play, even if the stakes aren’t very high on a random Saturday in June. I just like watching baseball. And then when the stakes do get high, it’s crazy. But I don’t watch every game. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
>>220939250Yeah. But if you’ve watched for a while, you get used to tracking what’s happening. Based on where the players are positioned and where they’re looking. So you always know where the puck is, even if you can’t always see it. But maybe I’m underestimating how difficult it is. I grew up watching and playing hockey.
Enough about sports let's talk about trannies
>>220939260Amazing song
>>220939256i'm talking about when their body is blocking the puck. sometimes three or four players are in there and it becomes sort of a huddle. then you have to wait for the puck to shoot back out.
>>220939288no
>>220939288why not both
I was a C-section because I was an accident as my mother’s tubes just hadn’t been clipped enough by the doctor who performed the surgery after she almost died giving birth to my sister who had to be delivered via c-section as a preemie Can we get a big respect for the pro life choice
>>220939291And here we go, nowOver the bridge of sighsWe will get a cross like Christ, crucifiedIt's like a birth but it is in reverseNever gets better, always gets worse
How about the bridge of guys
Radiohead nowadays would be something like ituneshead LOL right these kids don’t even know what a cassette tape is anymore much less what a pencil would have to do with one !!
>>220939319What about the bridge of GOYS
>>220938555Just say SCM next time.
>>220939327I feel sorry that zoomer boys didn't get to come home from school and listen to KROQ on their stereo. those DJs probably taught me most of what I know.
>>220938650Living on the lighted stage does approach the unreal sometimes
>>220939349Only for those who think and feel
>>220939341>>220939327never had cassette tapes but we had plenty of vhs tapes and vinyls
>>220939359cassette is the most collectible format, my dad used to have millions of them.
im so sick of these academics like in business people see ai as a benefit tool and better productivity academics just treat it as a threat cause theyre fucking useless
Tell me y'all ain't never taped a tv show to watch later
>>220939370Of course AI can be a useful tool, but it inhibits learning when students use it to shit out answers for every assignment
>>220939358Sorry, I was referencing a Michael Jackson song, not the Rush song.
what a kuhweenkiedink
>>220939377you dipshit if students can pass your "class" by using ai then your class is fucking horrible
Weedman come and gone.
>>220939303How about a Sneed-section
>>220939372I still have an old video tape where my dad recorded Saving Private Ryan when it was on tv for free.I grew up watching that tape so many times
>>220939372I still have a VHS I used to tape jimmy neutron: the eggpire strikes back
>>220939378Black Michael or White Michael?
>>220939405Depends on the color of the nipple
>>220939387I don't believe itIt's like Obi-Wan Kenobi using "Ben Kenobi" as an alias
>>220939410We’ll have to ask Macaulay Culkin
>>220939389damn, I guess all mathematics classes are useless
>>220939415ok if anyone here has his number go call him and ask
>>220939413I bet you believe epstein killed himself as well
>>220939416make your grade based on in person tests that you cant cheat on like this isnt so hard
I might argue that Ghislane being a reddit moderator is less concerning than the child sex trafficking stuff.
>>220939044>Say one good thing about democratsAt least we weren't at war with Iran when Biden was president
>>220939454groyp groyp groyp groyperwalks like a groyper balks like a groyper talks like a groyperwell look at that it's a groyper ick ick ick
>>220939446being a moderator isnt the point you dolt, its that she's getting all her old connections back while in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prison
Who cares about jizzlane
>>220939466Schizo post
>>220939471
i told chatgpt to make my dog human and it made this
>>220939488
>>220939480I tihnk my OP image may have triggered Palantir and now Alex Karp is personally malding at me
What harm can ghislane do now that the mastermind is dead
>>220939493cared enough to reply like a queer
>>220939505>What harm can ghislane doShe can beat my dick
>>220939504How about galpalantir and Peter Thiel quits being gay and has sex with a woman
> now that the mastermind is dead
Anybody who was expecting that justice would be served has never been paying attention
>pardon maxwell clown world ran by satantic peophiles
>>220939518not starting a nuclear war would've been nice, though.
I'm sorry bros but I have to go to bed early tonight I'm so tired
>last upload: 2 months ago>posts new life update videostupidass
>>220939528you better stay up late tomorrow to make up for it
>>220939528Rest easy big dawg
>>220939515We should pool our monies together in order to convert Peter Thiel
drinking milk
>bungie streamers spend years shilling for "charity events">bungo shovels all that money in southern poverty law center>they spend the money on financially supporting kkk and create false flags for right wingers>creators acting all shocked they were funding kkkincredibly jewish
>>220939528night bud
>>220938555corr would shag the bollox out of diss wenchoidbet her fannard proppa fishy like sashimiphwoar LOVE IT dun i
And, honey, I say, "Little red Corvette."Baby, you're much too fast (Oh)Little red CorvetteYou need a love that's gonna last
>>220939573Bro what the FUCK are you talking about?!
im so ugly. i literally look like a goblin
>>220939584wtf I thought the alien had a blue corvette
>>220939585https://www.youtube.com/watch
>>220939589you shouldn't post photos of yourself online
SODO YOU FINK YOU CAN TELLHEAVEN FROM HELLBLUE SKIES FROM PAINCAN YOU TELL A STEEL RAINFROM A COOL SUMMER VEILSTARS ON A PAGEDO YOU FINK YOU CAN TELL
>>220939594>https://www.youtube.com/watch
my tummy hurts
>>220939608since when did northernlion get hair?
>>220939573Internet drama or gamer drama stuff like this is like a cognitohazard or something.
good night
>>220939619LOL
He needed sphincter reconstruction
>>220939619>>220939629>>220939630sorry sorry guysit's really here https://youtu.be/pVw9lLhL1V8in short bungie is openly supporting the kkk and Charlottesville protests in 2016 or whenever that was
>>220939637sleep tight
>>220939648I’m sure it’ll be fine
>>220939637night bud
cameto conxlusion watxhn sum youtube vidszoomers are completely fucked
Reading a book.
>>220939684which one?
>>220939684only faggots read books
>>220939668you got a problem with Esperanto?
>>220939684dont believe leaf n**** read no book before
how come it's always leftoids that always like fuentes and kkk the most
>>220939684bruh moment
>>220939689>>220939697>>220939715>>220939744This kino. I'm listening to Mercyful Fate too which pairs perfectly. https://youtu.be/O8xEf298XiQNext I think I'm gonna turn on some Emperor.
>>220939750Schizo book
>>220939750>leaf book no wonder theyre stupid
>>220939750Looks like the Great Deku Tree
>reading>listening to metal past the age of 13
>fantasyslopgrow up
>>220939770youre mentally 13 doh
>>220939750I could never get into Mercyful Fate. The guy’s voice kinda drives me nuts. But I don’t think there’s anything wrong with reading fantasy. These other anons are dicks lol.
>>220939770reality is the true slop
>>220939750Looks like the wise tree meme>Mercyful FateGood taste
>>220939826is it just me or is this gif moving?
Might buy this
>>220939871It's a fantastic poster of a book cover. I genuinely recommend it.
>not scheduled for an entire week for some reason>a week of freedom and not having to go to my shitty job>I know I'll be miserable and squander it
>>220939887ha ha
how can a red blooded huwhite man NOT love baseball?
>You used to have a face straight out of a magazine>Now you just look like anyone>I just had a change of heart>I feel as though I was deceived>I never found love in the city>I just sat in self-pity and cried in the car>Oh, I just had a change of heart
>>220939942Lmao drinking a shoey at Fenway is pretty wild
>>220939951It was all a dream,You used to have a face straight out of a magazine,Salt-n-Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY6dudIV79A
https://files.catbox.moe/468jjw.mp4It's just practice
>>220940046helmet too small ass nigga
>>220940046bince
>>220940053welcome, first Mexican to post in this thread.
>>220940053Pendejo.>>220940075He's not Mexican.
>>220940046NO CHANCE
>>220940101uhm is this the doorbell guy
Friendly reminder:Mouse doesn't click well? Roller malfunctions? Just open the mouse and put a drop of WD-40 on the buttons and it's basically brand new. Never buy a new mouse.
>>220940131corrr barry what 'ave u done
https://youtu.be/B3BQbVPL9Fo
tooting up a storm rn
>>220939942
>>220940249>immigraiton to MLB has risen since 1900 when...no shit, mroe than half the league didnt even exist back then
Just cracked my back satisfyingly.
just blew out anon's mom's back satisfyingly
>>220940340Just cracked your back(
>>220940261>hm there's a couple thousand new jobs I guess we need to start importing peopleok, boomer.
>>220940357maybe you need to import some BITCHES, nigga
I should probably take my meds soon
>>220940205is she team blue or red?
>>220940398She looked like a Gyaru in this era
ayo this nigga ahhhhhreadin a book
only in miller grove
>>220940463>Namirrha>male characterinteresting choice.
Everything is out to annoy me todayIt's quite literally a conspiracy
>>220940542
I've got a pancake ass.
White girl arse
>arseFOB
F O Y
*cums on your arse cheeks*
NEU!!!>>220940653>>220940653>>220940653
goodnight
