Arrested just for having large breasts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I
bodied by frodo
got a headache owweeieeee
leaving 4chan forever, cant spend the rest of my life refreshing threads over and over again. will deeply miss all my /brit/frens except the yank immigrants, they all deserve cancer, leprosy, ebola etc
shoving lego technic pieces up my cock
Why a bitch gotta lie
when are we getting hong kong back?
>>220942869see you next thread lad
>>220942869*gives you a big sloppy goodbye kiss on the cheek*
>>220942869ok see you tomorrow mate
Rorke at the club doing the robot like it’s 1989
>>220942881british colonies are the most kino settingsany book or movie where its a british guy in the middle east or india or something are cool
>>220942843booba
>>220942901scraing
>>220942869Why cant people just open brit every now and then the same way you might with instagramHow little control do you have over your life that it's all or nothing
>The Labour government will not hold a public inquiry into the influence of pro-Israel groups in British politics, even after more than 114,000 people signed a parliamentary petition calling for a probe.>In a response to the petition, the government said it “does not support a public inquiry on pro-Israeli influence, and does not have plans to hold an inquiry on wider foreign influence and lobbying more generally.”oy veyyyy
akhis in the masjid keep passind wind right in my face during fajr it's making me want to stop waking up at all before dawn to attend, astagfirullahmay allah guide us all
>>220942923autistic black and white thinking
lost my phone can someone give it a call999
Channel 4 News : Black children across England and Wales are almost eight times more likely to be strip-searched by police than their white peers according to a new report by the Children's Commissioner. Nearly half of all searches resulted in no further action.
>>220942977bit of a self report that one isn't it
>>220942845https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dD_8ztcwto
>>220942982one quadrillion calories please sir
>>220942977tbf if they have a 50% hit rate then they're justified to be searching them 8x more often
>>220942977and 50% resulted in further action. Jarvis, cross reference this percentage with rates found against other ethnic groups and use aggregating data relative to population size and magnify
>>220942939meanwhile theyre out there clobbering and arresting pro palestine protesters
>>220943038I like what Sam Hyde said about him
>>220942980screaminnggg
>>220943038Not a bad gig he has, interviewing some of the wealthiest and most powerful people in the world
>>220942977Leftypops flummoxed by these statistics; concludes unfair racial bias.
>>220943046what did he say
>>220943038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE09q9SACa8
>>220942977Should probably stop storing machetes down their trousers then shouldn't they
>>220943058You're right Rorque. I'm now going to give up on the idea of making life better for ordinary people, and instead I'm going to side with the billionaires who blame everything on brown people so that we'll forget about taxing the rich.
sam hyde 2026 looking chopped as fuck looking like a homunculous making absolute goyslop reality tv for incels
imagine getting strip searched by a couple of tall, strapping, muscular cops. god that would be awful
>>220943120I only watch him for life advice
Took A-Level Sociology, was practically a two year long mental leftymong conspiracy theory about the police targeting poor areas because capitalism or some thing, why arent there as much police patrols in Mayfair or Kensington or Belgravia rorke??
>>220943120hasnt this basically been the case for about 10 years
>>220943120fr why is he such an ogre
Letting my willy hang out the window of my car on the motorway and destroying all the cars in the lane next to me
why do gay men and straight women find completely different types of men attractive
when someone say sum about yummy candy
>>220942977>"Although only 6% of the population of 10-17 year olds in the 2021 census were black, 35% of the children strip searched were of black ethnicity," it said.Leftypol suddenly understanding per capita statistics
>>220943120He looks like trotsky with a heart condition.
>>220943119bizarre post
>>220943119How does kids going round with knives and drugs make life better for ordinary people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQt11Mfb4w
>>220943119Your beliefs obviously need to comport with reality and facts. Do you have something wrong with you?
>>220942977>NEARLY half resulted in no further action
>>220943119Befuddling post really.
Louis Theroux (pronounces louie tha-roo)
>>220943119Ads, you're doing that thing again where you think you're trolling but everyone just thinks you're a retard.
>>220943119The Leftypol special
>>220943152
pouis theloux
>>220943204it's louie fuhrux mate
>>220943119taxing the rich is the trojan horse to tax the middle class (your home will be classified as ‘wealth’ so pay up xx)
constipated :\
>>220943227that horse has swag
>>220943156gay men are still men and pumped full of testosterone and man brain
ziedy still silent on the rosenior situation
>>220943277Oh for fucks sake rorke
we're on the same side!
english rose
alri
>>220942977was the headline intentionally written like this or was the leftypol gimp who did it truly so mindraped by his propaganda he doesnt understand statistics
7 (You)s lmao far too easy to bait you mongoloids
peppermint tea to soothe my tummy
>>220942853tell I got sneakers for non grata because the phone w/ the Van Gogh you only has because born with 3 passportsCareful not be retarded jap Nope: TRF5 TODAY. FUCK YOU!DAMN MONEY yeah being American... not my case. These parasites never evolveUnless you know... A blessed mall opens and Hezbollah not OFAC but my stones.
>>220943277they're actually just deeply, deeply insecure
>>220943324How's it bait when it's a real headline?
had a vivid dream of smoking crack but i woke up before i felt it
Happy St George's day lads!
>>220943277>>220943334It's neither of these things they're just too lazy to dress properly so spend their lives rotting in trackie bottoms and hoodies like they're lounging around the houseUsed to be frowned upon to go out dressed like that but standards are in the gutter these days
>>220943340im not sure there are that many headlines talking about 'rorque'
>>220943364what are you normally dressed in
Not a day goes by that i don't think of her
Jimmy saville would be on that right wing grift if he was alive
61pf soon
>>220943368the headline didnt mention 'rorque' whatever the fuck that means
>>220943310
Sir rosenior lacing up his westons and leaving the gherkin for the final time
it's sunny, but cold
>>220943388same :/
asked a basic question in a video game general on vg for a game im playing and was instantly met with schizophrenic posts and being accused of being some notorious poster just kill me bro this site is unusable
>>220943324when are you going to get a job
>>220943400Written by an actual brown
>>220943418were they right
>>220943431no ive never posted there before
>>220943418Shut up charles
yeh but seriously, poverty and racism quite literally forces them to pick up knives and do crime. everyone knows this
Rorke in French would be more like “Rorc” not “Rorque”, desu.
>>220943406hes always welcome at the gherkin
apparently 1 paracetamol is worse for your liver than drinking 1 million beers or something
>>220943456can i come in the gherkin?
>>220942853And the WRITTEN OF MANDAMUS your people made I want copies. Was weird two 1-star nobody never heard of at same time by same reason say I didn't something only a little comes out?Going back with operating. You? Digital Port money laundering. >little comes outPolo green shirt. Seeing you = Btfo then FBI.prep your passport as valid to ME because my name links CIA since 2014 you fucking rat.
>>220943384Depends on the occasion but I don't go out in lounge wear
>>220943465that isnt very apparent at all actually
if you were poor what crime would you do I’d probably do some oceans 11 style shit at the Louvre
>>220943466if you’re a member…
>>220943427Never. Literally pointless to get a job in 2026 when AI is on the cusp of automating all work. I live comfortably the way I am.
sir rosenior pj to cape town to reflect on life…
is a van with 140k miles okay still? I don’t want to buy something that breaks down after driving 10k miles
I’m a yank chilling in LHR after staying in London for a bit. I have a few observations/questions:1. Why are there so many muslims here?2. Why is non immigrant food so shite? Fish and chips is bland bullshit3. Why are so many native brits ugly, especially the women? Most of the attractive people I’ve seen were tourists from other countries.
well well well
>>220943473so what do you wear normally
>me: eating peanut butter and marmite on sourdough toast>you: sitting in your smelly bedroom wanking to trapslooks like i win this round
>>220943513shops that are a front for illegal drugs sell illegal drugs? imagine my shock
>>220943508looking for a new paedomobile are you rorke?
peeled all the skin off my foot
>>220943546bring up raping children unsolicited again award
>>220943509london is not really representative of the rest of the countryfish and chips varies a lot but its on par with a burger and fries 2bhto find the attractive girls you need to go to the intelligent places
>>220943530>lectins, yeast and gluten for lunchyummy! perfectly balanced lunch to cause inflammation in your gut
>>220943546Very telling that’s where your mind went
>>220943452Rôrcques
>>220943546You are a nonce mate
>>220943557the spaino special innit.
>>220943546No, need a new van to store my puppies and free candy in.
>>220943513we need this here
it's not lunch it's only 11.30 lunch will be later. this is a snack
>>220943586if you have africans or muslims then you do
>>220943493where do i sign up
rorke did not like that paedomobile comment
So this is Roc
>>220943513wish i knew a shop that would sell me weed and coke. would be very convenient
>>220943576loves his cp that fella
>>220943589You're a snack
>>220943518Chinos, jeans or dress trousers with a shirt/t-shirt or knitted jumper A jacket thrown on top if it's cold
Shall be popping the leftover KFC from last night in the air friar shortly x
>>220943594only got indians asians and filipinos sadly
these posts about spainchad are libelous you can all expect to hear from his legal team
>>220943621used to boil my leftover kfc into a soup mekfc soup. it would come out a greyish colour
>>220943595front desk, will help you…
>>220943625East asians make good immigrants, if there is ever such a thing.
>>220943621Yankified satrapy
just cant understand why you would choose to identify with 'rorke' and defend him as though he were real
The missus on facetime with her BBC bull
>>220943619the incel fit as it were
>>220943513>exploited?
>air friar
got the pragmata open
he's the air friar i'm the chip monk aha there you go lads punchline for you you you can have that one for free you just need to come up with the setup and you're away life and soul of the party they'll say x
>>220943673What's it like? You played much yet?
>>220943660you need to go outside
Currently reading about a benefits cheat lass who moved her boyfriend in and now has to pay a paltry amount back.https://x.com/i/status/2046486570170212578Astonishing comments from women who are upset that the state is robbing her of her 'financial independence'.
airdrop from LRdecline accept
>>220943663you will never be ziedy
scrimblo
>>220943673Nonce game for nonce manchildren
>>220943660take a day off fella
>>220943660It’s a mystery why /brit/posters would take personal offence to posts mocking a made-up unfuckable chud retard character isn’t it?
>>220943695screaming, pooing, and doing a gay porn dance at this Bradders.
>>220943692ok
>>220943694Thanks for the compliment. I predate him here btw, newfag
>>220943612I feel like this should have gotten a poo scream by now...
>>220943695i like that higgs boson song especially the bit where he talks about the devil eating billions of black children haha
>>220943704No it isn't actually you're WRONG
i am rorke
rorke is based. would have a pint with him any day. leftypol would be a nightmare to be around
made a big lentil and chickpea curry and it's lush
right, how's the fuel shortage going lads
No, I'm rorke
leftyrorke on a madone
pretty sure this is a fake belgian btw
hi forum
>>220943747All Belgians are fake it's a made up country
>>220943710Lol
>>220943727pooja will be proud
>>220943755Um um um um
You've got to admit there's something quite funny about a fictional character whose whole thing is being comically retarded and virginous and /brit/ posters being like "yep, that's me alright"
>>220943785i think you spend too much time here mate
>retarded and virginousktim
>>220943772I don’t understand is that the mum? Weird ass video
>>220943727chickpeas are very mid in curries imo
I'm just saying, if you hear about someone buying a van and your first thought is about molesting children then you deserve to be chastised for it. Nobody is defending the fictional personality from your made up scenario, you're just an unlikeable freak
>>220943785Disingenuous lying leftpol pretending rorke isn't a stand in for the right generally, motte and bailey dishonestly
3 pm cant come sooner
IMMMMM EMPLOYED WOMANFUCK MY ARSE TEAAAAAM
>>220943805well thats him raped up the arse isnt it
There are many common variants of restoration spells, not to mention the countless custom versions created by ambitious spellcasters. It helps to divide restoration into four different classes of effects: cure spells, restore spells, fortify spells, and resist spells.
>>220943819you one of those vegans then?
>>220943819SlopLearn to make food
pragmata limited edition diane sex arse ordered
>>220943819nice one mate enjoy x
>>220943819had that samosa from co op beforewas EXTREMELY bland
>>220943785>hey he’s talking about me here when he’s taking the piss out of this thick racist mong incelmakes e poo scream everytime. its why the leftypo l gimmick never took off nobody here is actually a lefty so it doesnt hit the same
>>220943660It's a straw man built to represent white men who oppose mass immigration and "multiculturalism" isn't it? So we can infer the motives of people who attack "rorke" are generally trying to shame normal people who think pedo rape gangs are too high a price for kebabs and rock bottom wages paying for sky high house prices
I trust you can already cast this spell, then. If not, speak with Hetman Abelmawia in Gnisis. He sells scrolls of cure blight.
What is pragmata no i will not Google it
>>220943803love chickpeas me probably my favourite legume. I find they're better in curries if you buy the dry ones to soak overnight and cook right before adding the curry rather than the tinned ones
>>220943800The daughter. Sister of the guy next to her
>UK and France strike new £662m small boats dealFrance must be laughing all the way to the bank How many of these deals have we struck which result in us paying them lots of money and the situation either not changing or getting worse?
> Pope Leo urges Africans to stay and 'serve your country' instead of migrating as displacement climbsBased
>>220943854New capcom video gameYou get a robot daughter and go around fighting shit
>>220943858its actually mental how pathetic and incompetent this country is. get rupert lowe in charge immediately
>>220943857Then who is recording
gf is doing the big spring clean and i’m scared she’s going to look under the bed and find the cumsock ffs
>>220943847It's not actually a straw man it's referencing a specific poster that posted about wanting to be at rorkes drift
>>220943858i don't know how many of these deals have we struck which result in us paying them lots of money and the situation either not changing or getting worse?
heart beats to christ
>>220943875Her older sister
>>220943868
>>220943880she will be more scared if she finds her old blackberry there with the videos on it…
>>220943865Like god of war reboot? Or more like death stranding?
rorkes bloody lost it
r i p rorkechoked on a long egg
>>220943884I asked first
>>220943891And you know this how
>>220943906chorke
Rupert glow
>>220943906screanubg
got my knob in the air fryer
>>220943882so based on a singular post you've constructed an entire fictional personality and identity. and have done for about a decade now.thats a bit strange ngl. have you considered not wasting your life doing weird shit like that?
>>220943909awful joke that m8 did not even raise a titter
after researching jobs I’ve decided that none of them are for me I just want money instead
rorkes lost the plot
>>220943906hwolgi
>>220943911The social media account it's fromOther videos on it
>>220943692I know she'll be trying every trick in the book to sponge the maximum amount but 20k a year tax free for a single person? How on earth does that situation ever occurPresumably this also doesn't include the massively subsided rent she received via a council house
is the schizo who thinks every single rorke post is done by a paki woman in
>>220943903Closer to God of War in terms of the parent/child dynamic, but otherwise it's quite like Death Stranding meets Dead Space, except there's no horror
>>220943954*raises paw*
>>220943923Based on a series of posts from the same poster yeah, and keeping a bit going is /Brit/ culture, not sure why that irks you so
>>220943954*raises curry stained hand*
rubbing my giant boobys
>>220943948She’s ugly anyway so idc
>>220943961Thank you helpful poster
>>220943954yeah he’s been raging for like half an hour now
>>220943965>a series of posts from the same anonymous poster
>>220943954i remember someone called the rorkeposter a schizo once and immediately responded with IM NOT A PAKI WOMAN!!! unprompted, thats enough evidence for me
>>220943965its your time you've decided to waste mate, so you crack on. not my problem
>>220943983Agree
Can't fathom how Nige thought it'd be a good idea to let Braverman and Jenrick inAbsolutely ridiculous trying to be the anti-mass migration party while welcoming in the immigration and home secretaries during the biggest inflow of migrants ever
>>220943978aw man i wish i could do that *meekishly throwing glances at you*sigh, no rubbing giant boobys for mesigh
>>220943985hes a nutjob
>>220943951The total amount hasn't even been addressed in the comments. We are absolutely done as a country.
>>220943978*sucks them*
'The working class' these days is the terminally unemployed, supermarket/warehouse workers, deliveroo drivers etcWhy the fuck should anyone care about them? The phrase gets invoked as if it carries some kind of innate significance, like 'R NHS'
>>220943882unc dropping the deepest rorke lore
>>220944007did you actually think reform were right wing? I bet you thought tommy robinson was a nazi too
>>220944021Not really, the majority of the population are working class who've deluded themselves into thinking they're middle class.
>>220944007What about addy adzeseaedes from Bangladesh on a student visa
>>220943988Do you think you've been replying to the same person or different people each time in this conversation? Maybe you have asd or something I shouldn't judge but yeah most people can tell an obviously personality that self identifies as so chaining their posts together
need to install some cat doors beacuse mine catberg always wants to go in and out but im afraid of some rapist or murderer slithering through it
Built
>>220944015Pretty sure it’s heathermong honestly, perfect combination of newcunt lack of knowledge and schizophrenia
hi lads I have a red mark on my face does that mean I have terminal cancer?
>>220944042>>220944042>>220944042New
>>220944051just not on is it
>>220944021Nothing wrong with working in a warehouse, specifically DFS warehouses and actually it's quite rewarding work I've heard.
>>220943994Why are you upset lol
>>220944051
>>220944021class is a state of mind. I'll always be middle class because of my upbringing despite being a lifelong neet
>>220944041want to upgrade catberg's flap to one of those smart ones you can lock with an app and it tells you if he's in or out but they're about £400
>>220944038I don't know. I know that's my first post in this conversation though, believe it or not. So maybe it's not as obvious as you think.
and every time he gets called out for his devastating life ruining OCD spamming rorke every day, he'll pretend its like a community of rorkeposters
>>220944051Sick that fool, Janny!
>Why are you upset lol
>>220944059>reply ending in lolThat's you rattled
rorke restarting his career mode save until benzemas regen isnt black
>>220944073Alright but you know I'm the same person that's been posting even if you jumped in, and you'd know it even more if I had a particular obsession with being at rorkes drift
rorke only able to afford a bag of space raiders and a chomp from the snack machine
paki woman schizo having a total meltdown right now
>>220944035The definition shifts to suit whatever political purpose the user wants it toTo be working class is inherently more noble than to be middle class
>>220944041Don't cats in Australia rape and murder the wildlife constantly
of all the things posted on here and the spastics residing here, the most unbelievable schizo thing in your mind is the idea theres a very unwell young man spamming rorke all day?
Hiya guys, I brought my gf along for the thread hope you don't mind
>>220944083Doesn't answer the question why you're upset that people rorke post, seems harmless idk why it bothers you so I'm asking lol
>>220944107brirts have chomps too? these things were bussin
>>220944126yh
Rorke installing the Fallout New Vegas mod that removes all of the nonwhite NPCs and makes all of the females naked
>>220944021When leftypol uses the term working class he has an idealised version in his head like from a soviet propaganda posterStrong, resilient, hardy people with brains between their ears simply being exploited as they're victims of circumstance These people scarcely exist and the real working class are either benefits scum who have ideas that makes lefties shudder or third world immigrants grinding out their five years before getting ILR
>>220944125Not denying it then?I'm not the person you were talking to, I just like to get involved and stir the pot a bit x
>>220944146ktim
>>220944126used to be 10p for a chomp in my day
>>220944163of course you'd say that rorke
>>220944163blud was alive during the bombing of britain
>>220944160when leftypol uses the term he means anyone who sells their labour for a wage
>>220944161Haha x idk what I would be rattled about they've not insulted me yet afaik so no reason to be but that could change
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
for me it's the humble curly wurly
bald man in his late 30s going on about snacks he used to buy from the newsagent when he was a child
>>220944146I actually got a sex mod that keeps track which race you prefer to shag and eventually gives you a perk that improves speech when dealing with people of that race. I inadvertently created a racist character with the "you like em white" perk lol
>>220944021you should care more about the problematic groups in a society not lessotherwise you're racing to the bottom
>>220944183breeding fetishists are right creepy cunts
I invented that gimmick btw
>>220944163And 15p for a fudge finger, always used to weigh that up, prefered the fudge but bought the chomp to save money
for me it's curly wurly
toffee crispers in the house tonight
>There are different versions of the bar available in each location. The Australian Chomp consists of a layer of wafer and caramel, coated in compound chocolate. The Australian chomp is also longer and thinner than the UK version, and comes in a 30g size.
>>220944182So a city trader is working class is he
>>220944183>it can't be helpedI remember one anime neek at school kept saying this and I had to punch him to make him stop
Milky way crispy sticks
>>220944219those were also bussin
>>220944204ktim ktim ktimburtons potato puffs and a sweetie on the way home from school
>>220944219Curly wurly used to be sooooo bussin but as with anything they've been ruined
>>220944214>You're creepy because you want to continue your bloodline as much as possible with a consenting woman
full head of hair actually. not bald
Imagine being an unmarried failed at life paki woman who comes to a predominantly male and white forum and spends most of her day screeching at white men and calling them “Rorke”
>>220944250That is a bit creepy
>>220944232i say that what's anime about that phrase, first i've heard of this
scranning a shrew
>>220944250She doesn't seem happy about itAnd yes fetishizing having as many children just for the sake of it is creepy especially since you will never ever have sex
>>220944224yes, if they depend on a wage an can be fired, but they are part of the labour aristocracy
>>220944264shouganai is a common phrase in anime and it means it can't be helped
>>220944262Gammon-coded
>>220944283>>220944283>>220944283
>>220944264they just say it all the time in animeshikatanai or summink
>>220944264Nta but I recognise it as an anime translation of whatever they say just from osmosis of weebs posting their weeb shit in my proximity
>>220944262Cram a sock in it, Schizororke
>>220944264it's a common phrase in Japanese so it shows up an unnatural amount of time in Japanese cartoons, niggas be saying "it can't be helped" constantly instead of something differentl like "oh well", "nothing we can do" and "brabley blash poo srrhfmncjgn"
>>220944264It's just the go to translation for a common Japanese expression that means something is unavoidable or inevitableNot particularly anime though
>>220943571He's a nonce and you just called him mate? You're a wrong'un pal
