Natural selection edishWithout issue : >>220915096
>>220943073Incredibly based edition, good job Brune
based incel op.>b-but you should just try o algoSHUT THE FUCK UP, SEXHAVER.
Magyacel, some times ago you posted the iq graph in that pic and i told you about the full version, this is it.>>220943109One Brune a day keep the faggy thread away.
>>220943073powerful op
>>220943073Brunester always strikes true. Based.
>>220943161/med/ has been way too foid-friendly lately
>>220943073Brutal edish Brune.>>220943161I have seen it several times here on /int/ but ig I had no idea this was the one you meant.Just ignore the fact that I already forgot about us having that talk fr fr ong and unironically have no idea what we talked about ong fr fr.
>>220943207https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/219886353/#219891054Rocked you again award
>>220943659Kek wtf.Mad how you probably have a 0.001% or some shit like that brain yet you are a NEET and a turobchud.Really makes one think.Also yesterday I said you are capable of pulling posts up from 5 years ago in like 2 minutes so you pulling a post from barely more than a month ago no longer ROCKS me. Sure I was rocked, but not ROCKED.
>>220943781took me 30 seconds fr frjust go to the archive, type full version, filter by french flaget voilà
>>220943065zey don'tit's probably illegal where you live to it can be seen as intimidation >>220943066well i guessi didn't mean it that way but it's good to see that
>why should foreign students pay fees to go to our university? they already pay VAT
>>220943915So true sister.Not only should they not pay fees, they should also get gibs and whatever they want for free.>>220943848>remembering you said the two words "full" and "version" more than a month agoCouldn't be meOnly thing I remember from a long ago is when Andalussy said the n-word.
>>220940444 #>how the fuck do you get under 10% bodyfatPEDsOr you starve yourselfOr you get into extreme aerobic sports like marathones but you will lose most of your muscles too.Thus the answer is PEDs use
I cant really pinpoint why this girl wont just say yes to me. I know for a fact she like(d)s me. She embarks in the most retarded bullshit instead like kissing macacoes known for a few days. At this point I think she thinks I wronged her somewhow and she is just self destructing to try to make me jealous
>James Safechuck
>>220943915Kek
>>220941085>>220940983Lifting might give you an insane gyatt thoughbeit.t. proud owner of a gyattSome strong ass nigga also commented on it once. Unironically no homo though, based lad he is.
>>220944534I concur, it also doesnt take much time, in one year of dedicated training you should get a round butt better than 90% of asses out there
>>220943073B A S E DASED(gotta find a the few girls that are a notch above that data)
Dogshit oc created for tomorrow
>>220941868Unfortunately, we can't see what's happening on screen. Cute cat, by the way>>220942672Hahaha :D>>220943022Imagine being sent to prison for this
>>220945028finished utopia todayit was really nice but i hated the cliff hanger they shouldn't have made nothing matter because wilson took over
lunch todaywhite is greek yoghurt
>>220944534I already have the gyatt being short has its advantagesI just wanted more defined abs to try to look a bit less soft>>220944421what are PEDsgoogle isn't too helpful on this one
>>220945553https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Performance-enhancing_substance
>>220943073Sounds quite believable. I wonder if I fall into that spectrum. My partner can have some chuddy opinions but he's really mellow and smart.Speaking of stuff, we did an MBTI test for him yesterday and he's an ISTJ! Literally the opposite personality that I am. An ENFP. Do you guys know your MBTI type? It's like astrology but for psychology nerds.>>220944471You should probably focus your energy on a girl who's not trying to make you jealous or kissing randomly people independently of the motive.>>220945237it's the femboy juice.....
>>220945574but that's...le bad
>>220945583kek
bump
>>220944471bitches be crazy fr
>>220943073If women select for dumb-dumbs, then how did society get so smart in the first place?>>220945583>Literally the opposite personality that I am. An ENFP.This is good to know, we'll need you in the upcoming fight against the Demiurge.I got INFJ, which is disappointing, but I've been performing some psychical exercises on the astral plane during boring conversations with my sister in order to convert my personality to ENTP.
>>220946517>If women select for dumb-dumbs, then how did society get so smart in the first place?Bodied my theory and the thread's OC with irrefutable evidence moment>convert my personality to ENTP.To be an ENTP you just gotta be a fucking idiot who does things cause it's funny. The most honest and unapologetic personality type probably. The one who just wants to see the world burn.I fucking love ENTPs, it's like ENFPs but cartoonishly evil. But INFJs are so fucking cool too, one of the best types to have as friends and to learn from.
>>220944548Agreeing with magyars? Unheard of in this part of town, kid.>>220945583INFP.It's fucking over. It's like 19 foids and 1 moid per 20 people in total for INFP iirc. Literally the most cuck result there is.>>220946517>then how did society get so smart in the first place?Men did not allow women to select dumb-dumbs.
>>220945583i am an intp (i.e. the quintessential autistic truecel type), its's so fucking over.>>220947498>another episode of the magyar chad pretending to be an incel>nooooo, i am le oppressed because I drown in pussy when surrounded by my mindkin.please stop at once, its's getting tiresome at this point.
>>220947725>I drown in pussyThat's a fucking cope thoughbeit, sweetheart.>mindkinYeah dude I'm sure INFP women (most foidpilled personality) wet their panties at INFP men (most cucked possibility). INFP is literally betabuxx personality so fuck you bitch ass nigga cunt (no offense love you bby).
>>220945583>>220946517I'm ENFJ, terror of introverts.
>>220946646>To be an ENTP you just gotta be a fucking idiot who does things cause it's funny. The most honest and unapologetic personality type probably. The one who just wants to see the world burn.I'm not ready for that level of chaos and honesty. Maybe excessive alcohol consumption could ease me into it.>>220947498>INFP.It never even began, magyariño. INFPs weren't made for this world.
>this thread
truecels lost, fakecels won
>>220945205I forgot some details from the last episodes, but I know I was rather satisfied>>220945583I drift between E and I and P and J in various combinations, N and T are the only constants. At the moment I identify as INTJ
>>220948093how you been
>>220948163I don't know you.
>>220948170thought you're someone else nvm
>>220948247I can be that someone for you bby.>>220947945>It never even began, magyariño. INFPs weren't made for this world.TSMTMight explain why I subconsciously choose Oath of the Ancients for my roleplay.
so how many hungaryan and bulgaryan flags are in this general
>>220948291>hungarianThere was a regular posted here who left before I found /med/. He would sometimes post feet pics of his gf. He dropped by like 3 or 4 times I think since he left, but seems like by now he stopped.Then there's me ofc.>BulgarianBulgarianonThe one you replied to is a tourist.
>>220948291It's actually the same anon changing the order of colors over and over again
>>2209482911 of both.>>220947957True that
>>220948273but you don't know anything about baking>>220948389ah alright>>220948413i feel like it's all just a giant trick on me yeah
>>220945583>You should probably focus your energy on a girl who's not trying to make you jealous or kissing randomly people independently of the motiveI can fix her
>>220948448>but you don't know anything about bakingI do though. Go ahead, ask me anything.
>>220948564how do i make baklava
>>220948655Actually I don't know jackshit about baking.Just wanted to bait (you).
>>220943073These Chud horoscopes are always so fucking weird.
>>220948680that's why i asked to see how you'd respond keki knew you were baiting
>>220948680Gnooooooo>>220948689Tell em, sis
>Certainly! Baklava is easier to make than it looks once you understand the layering process. Start by making the syrup so it has time to cool: in a saucepan, combine one cup of water, one cup of sugar, and half a cup of honey, bring it to a boil, then let it simmer for about ten minutes. Remove it from the heat and stir in a teaspoon of vanilla and a little lemon juice, then set it aside to cool completely. While that’s cooling, prepare the filling by mixing about two cups of finely chopped nuts—such as walnuts, pistachios, or a combination—with a teaspoon of cinnamon. Preheat your oven to 175°C (350°F) and butter a baking dish. Unroll the phyllo dough and keep it covered with a slightly damp towel so it doesn’t dry out. Begin layering by placing one sheet of phyllo into the dish and brushing it lightly with melted butter, then repeat this process for about eight to ten sheets. Sprinkle a thin layer of the nut mixture over the top, then add two or three more buttered sheets of phyllo. Continue alternating layers of nuts and a few sheets of buttered phyllo until all the filling is used, finishing with another eight to ten layers of phyllo on top. Before baking, use a sharp knife to cut the pastry into diamond or square shapes. Bake it for about 45 to 50 minutes, or until the top is golden brown and crisp. As soon as it comes out of the oven, pour the cooled syrup evenly over the hot baklava. Let it sit for several hours, or ideally overnight, so the syrup soaks in and the flavors develop fully before serving.
>>220948736
>>220948909Lol
>rainy and cloudyOk, I've got just the tunes for this occassion
>>220945583I am an INTJ, and the following picture applies to me >>220946517>>220947932AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Good day med am back from the cagie, tense day for everybody today, hopefully things will be better tomorrow desu.
@Brunecel>>220948853>>220948909kek nice one>>220949253>tense day for everybody todayFoids can't control themselves around the BMC?
>>220949336No just everybody getting angry over work
>>220949156Succubus is INFJ by the way, so I’m basically married to a catnigga femoid >>220946517
You can ask Yanis anythinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHGZyhyHvgc
>>220949336I like this one
Also two children rang at the doorbell, they told me they're financing their school trip and asked me if I wanted to give them money, I politely said no
>>220949447Poor lil kiddos will have to stay home. :<
>>220949580I need money for buying food, renting my car and buying the house sorry not sorry
>>220949605Skip next month borgir, picsou
>>220949438kekYeah that's a kino edit.
>>220949699No way, my taste buds are more important than some random kiddos trip
>>220949447So, I'm gonna ask itWere they white?
>>220949808More like tan
>>220940066>>220940108"adhd is just laziness" mfs when i clean the entire house, pace around the room for 4 hours and cry myself to sleep instead of sending the one email i've been procrastinating (they still don't believe me)
>>220949822Based then
>>220949362>Succubus is INFJ by the way, so I’m basically married to a catnigga femoidPlease pick up some tiger shrimps on your way home from the cagie.>>220948273>Might explain why I subconsciously choose Oath of the Ancients for my roleplay.Playing any flavour of paladin whatsoever implies an intense submissive personality type (and possibly BDSM fetish), but Oath of the Ancients is about as INFP as they come.Just got to the Gauntlet of Shart btw, but a goblin interrupted my sleep to tell me to kill Isobel in exchange for power.
>>220949891>but a goblin interrupted my sleep to tell me to kill Isobel in exchange for power.Don't think that happened to me desu. Then again that's probably cuz you did not btfo the goblins tbf.Sex with goblins (foid only) btw.Will Shart paint her hair or will she keep her natty colours in this run of yours?>>220949833>when i clean the entire houseDid you wear your maid dress?
>>220949891She does love shrimps. The similarities are clear.
>>220950024y-yes
>>220950070Be careful, Catnigga might steal your Portuwife
>>220949833With that energy you could get a job you know
brootal
>>220950114the whole point is that adhd will make you do everything except what you actually need to doback when i was in school i cried many times because i could do everything except my fucking homework, the only thing i had to dobut sure, just laziness
>>220950198
>>220950223You're privileged enough to live without working, so why should I be sympathetic to your laziness?
>>220950104>the second most compatible personality with INFJ is another INFJ>INTJ, considered a golden pair with INFJ, comes at number sixOVERNumber one is INFP by the way.
>>220950302Classic veneto post.
>>220950302i'm not asking for your pity, i'm suggesting that maybe you shouldn't talk out of your ass when it comes to medical conditions, but i guess even that's too much to ask?
>>220950376
>>220950424Classic veneto post.
>>220950449You should really go take care of those letters and emails THOUGH
>>220950465i'm trying ;-;i'll renew the books i borrowed from the library, how about thatnot that i'll ever read themwhat about you, nothing to do today anon?
>>220950302trvke
thursdaychads stay winning
>>220950841I'm more of a fridaychad
>>220950841I am so tired of these doodlesI can't believe fucking "twinkjakwithincelchudfacejak" and "shaved impish soyjak ears in twinkjak hoodie" are still my most successful art pieces
>comes back from cagie at 17 30>mown the unkempt garden>finish at 18 50>has to cook dinner for 4 because mother has to take care of blind demented grandma>call for volunteering work at 21Im tired. I even started having nightmares about all the family members that died and me turning old and demented.
That's what you deserveNobody cares about your blogposts
>>220951033When a man tires of soyjaks, he tires of life.
>>220951255Kek
>>220951211Fuck off cunt
>>220951295Take your meds namefag
>>220951310>ta>tpIm not mentally ill enough all things considered
>>220951255this one's gemmishbut I've grown tired of themnormgroids are finding out about /qa/ humour 6 years after the fact
>>220951347Who?Take your meds frocio
>>220951176>>call for volunteering work at 21Why would you do that.
>>220951374I would tell you to kys but you might actually end up doing that and I'd be in legal trouble>>220951367Is that bad for the 'chan?
>>220951401Because I am a volunteer. Probably the last thing in life that gives me some true happiness
>>220950555My day can be resumed in a single word - suffering.
TSD
>>220951255I don't get it, is this some zoomer speak?
>>220951613Six is afraid of seven because seven eight (ate) nine.Old ass joke for kids in anglo countries. Kids nowadays also really think that 67 is some peak humour cuz of this vid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyiIY_bnecU
>>220951176What do you volunteer in?
Also some guy looks for CD and VHS from decades ago. Just got a random vid recommended to me in my feed from May 2006. We used to have a channel where during the day Minimax (kids' channel) would air shows for kids, then around 8 PM or maybe 9 PM the channel would change to Anime+ where as the name claims, they would air anime for older kids and for younger teens ig.Man that was fucking peak.Just ignore this ancient artifact ranting about his youth.
>>220951534aw, i'm sorry to hear that, what happened?
>>220950088i like that picturethank you
>>220951967Knowing Portuchad he'll probably tell you that his wife teased him a bit about having a threesome then a 23 years old intern right out of university did a suggestive joke and finally his milf boss offered him a raise in exchange for sexual favours.
>phoney war 2
>>220952041None of those matter cuz his 3000 euro audio equipment is 24 hours late.He suffers in Portugal.
>>220952041>>220952138damn, you can't svffer in portugal>>220952013<3
>>220952041>>220952138>>220952180>>220951967Infrastructure guys at the cagie fucked up which caused delays, and then my home builder guy said there was going to be a three month delay in construction because his right hand man went to work for Denmark or whatever.Fuck.Also I have audio shit stuck at customs so I’ll have to pay taxes, double fuck.
>>220946517Huh, so Catnigga and Portuwife are INFJ, Magyarchadino is INFPino, Andaluzanon is INTP, Gironde (I think) is ENFJ (gigachad mbti personality), >Polebro is INTJ for now or xNTx, Portuchad's an INTJ too... And I'm an ENFP. I imagine Kirbyanon must also be an INFP or ISFP, Momo might be an IxFx, and Greekbro is probably a IxTJ.It's like astrology but funnier and a bit more scientific.
Rare pepe>>220952282
>>220952361Anything bad, you deserve.
>>220951865Cant tell>>220952584Ive treated argentinette bad because I thought she was a troon but she is helpful and sunny
>>220952794i hate youwith all my hate
>Cant tell
it's back
>>220952907not the decroded one
>>220950024>Don't think that happened to me desu. Then again that's probably cuz you did not btfo the goblins tbf.I think it's a durge only thing. The voices in my head were screaming at me to Isobel when I first met her, but since I didn't do it, a goblin interrupted my nap to promise my power in exchange for her death.>Sex with goblins (foid only) btw.Gross, enjoy your goblin STDs.>Will Shart paint her hair or will she keep her natty colours in this run of yours?Probably let her kill the Nightsong since it makes her happy, but then turn against Shar in the end since the Lady of Loss is an asshole and doesn't deserve a Shart in her pants.
>>220952936Nice crepe Brune
>>220952990>turn against Shar in the end>in the endShove your spoilers upp your ass.No offence catnigga btw. Love you. You are both our and my precious lil' thing (could not come up with anything else as my vocabulary is not as grand as yours, pardon me).>enjoy your goblin STDsH-hot. Risking my chances with women of other races just because I am that addicted to goblin pussy.
rename brune to bruno
>>220952885Classic evil sexhaver despising poor incels merely for existing
>>220943073I don't see the point in looking at all these stats. Just bee yourself
>>220953231Gott strafe sexhabener.
>>220953231being yourself is a powerful tool but not guaranteed to work in this day of everyone living onlinethe AI thing didn't help online dating spaces either
>94% advantage>shart missesDUMB SLUT
>>220953263I'm not currently a sex-haver. In the past I was lucky to come across a couple of women who, for whatever reason, tolerated my presence. Anyway, there are obviously many women who are each interested in different kinds of people, so maybe the secret is to find someone with a similar outlook to yourself>>220953296I've been wondering how the internet plays on people's insecurities. Whether it's a normie browsing Facebook and feeling insecure because their friends have more exciting lives, or whether it's a guy looking at Andrew Tate or Clavicular etc, and feeling insecure due to not having the apparent confidence of those guys
>>220953115>Shove your spoilers upp your ass.My mistake, I forgot that you only pay BG3 for 25 seconds per day and that you haven't actually seen the ending yet.>>220953497What if a sex-having was having sex and they had a 99% chance for benis in bagina (with advantage), but they rolled a double nat 1 and accidentally shoved it inside her butt instead.
>>220952794Rude.
>yeah so give the cats 5 treats eachThey didn't even touch them kek
Just won a blind test. Might go for a fourth Moscow Mule.>>220950302Based.
>>220954309The treats probably smell like you, and they don't trust you yet. Tainted treats.Maybe you should eat a few to show them that it's okay.
What is venetanon's problem?
>>220954857Surrounded by g*rms.
>>220954857he's just stressed outaren't we all?
>call at 21 00>21 10 still no linkYeah no need to hurry, it's not like Ive been awake doing shit for 15 hours now and want to relax before sleeping
>>220954907Why>>220954956Yeah...
>>220953986>25 seconds per dayBodied that freak.Currently am in the sewers (which I already fully mapped earlier except for what I believe I'll only be enter as the dark urge or maybe even if I go on a killing spree against civilians) about to head to the cistern for that bald nigga.>and accidentally shoved it inside her butt instead.I don't think Shart would be against that tbf.
>>220954645
my next vacation is probably gonna be venice maybe ill meet him
>>220955301Veneto is quite big, he is probably a half alcoholic in some rural village
>>220955415well if hes willing to meet itd be easy for him
>>220955301Doubtful, venetanon is not from Venice.
He probably lives here
>>220955484VGGGHHHHH
>>220955531Jannik Sinner is his neighbour
Went for a fifth drink
>>220955694https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsJc2ZhbXIg
>>220955438>>220955440>>220955484I come from a mountainous/hilly part of borthern Italy and the padanian flatlands fill me with dread
>>220954857He just saying the truth
>>220943073As opposed to incels who are prime specimens?
>>220954857Ma che vuoi da me, chi ti ha interpellato?
Tonight's dinner :SalmonRiceSpinachBanana for dessertWater for drinking
>>220956126You’re eating extremely healthy momoselle.
>>220956192Thanks, wanna buy a big kebab tomorrow but only if I roon and eat nothing for the day
>>220956192Banana is not extremely healthy, there are way better fruity options, like the humble apple
>>220955851About what?
>>220956233I don't have apples, only oranges and bananas and I only had an orange today
>>220956227A treat well deserved!>>220956233It’s healthy because it has many essential minerals and metals, it’s just a bit fattening because of the high sugar content.
>>220955440whys he called that
ello ladsthe exchanges between háma, aragorn and gimli has been very amusing. I wish the dwarf would threaten more people.
>>220944471>anon is driving women mad can't say I know the feeling
>>220956391Okay it's settled, cagie in the morning, rooning in the forest after work, then some light exercises and no eating until big kebab.>>220956473ello
My favourite cheese is StiltonMy favourite French cheese is ÉpoissesSimple as
>>220949447funny, we had a national scandal this week about doorbell donations seekers
>>220956581More of a Dutch and Swiss cheese enjoyer myself
>>220956581>Blakeposter>DorfanonLooks like old med is back on time>>220956593What was the scandal about ?
>>220956462Because he lives in Veneto, we’ve already gone through this.>>220956473Good night dorfanon.>>220956581Queijo da Serra, simple as.
>>220956728couple of ultra orthodox kids went soliciting to help fund a wedding, they went on national memorial day. a reporter form the lefty news channel filmed them and told them to fuck off and get a job and posted it. the video triggered yet another culture war battle where righty chuds wished her death for filming minors and lefty chuds wished them death for being parasites >Looks like old med is back on timeis Libya anon still around?>>220956788gn fren
Good night, sisters.
>>220956848I see. Also no Libyanon has not been here since ages>>220956871Good night zister
>>220956581feta gang
>>220952805Haha, it's okay man, I try not to take things too personal in here. I know that I can be kind of annoying or be seen as a threat specially in these parts, but I love coming here to the thread and maybe hyping you guys up. It's not gonna be healthy having too much self hatred or hating women (too much).>>220954857I don't exactly know which italian anons I seem to annoy, but I try to just imagine it's in their nature to be a bit angry and probably doing the italian hand sign of "what the fuck is your problem" at any inconvenience.It's common in Argentina at least lol.>>220955484I WANT TO LAY ON THE GRASS THERE AND I USUALLY HATE LAYING ON THE GRASS
>>220953099not a crepe and not brune....
>>220952584>a bit more scientificnot even remotely
>>220957487Finally, a (You). But no seethe.
good night to all
goodnight
Drank a bit much. Might feel the effects at the cagie tomorrow. Qt filled day too. Grazed a qt knee with my finger.>>220956237Most things. He is a truthsayer
>>220957805
>>220957950Hey it is what it is. Goodnight fren
>>220957743quite a vicious bait
>>220957805Drinking in a weekday is always a dice roll the day after.
>>220958440not when you work for ZOG
>>220957700I mean, if we go with that definition all of psychology is kind of just "if it works once it works always" kind of.>>220957752OMG CINNAMOROLL I FUCKING LOVE HIMMMMMM>>220957805Gspotman almost came by touching a french rose's knee, you can't svffer in Francia
>>220958608there's a bit of fuzziness in all science but psychology is astronomy and personality typing is astrologyat least you're not one of those people that types enneagrams and stuff on personalitydatabase...right?
>>220958676You described it perfectly bruv, honestly I have no idea what my enneagram is even though I did a test for it once, I just know my temperament is sanguine-choleric and that's as far as I go lmaoDid you say what your MBTI type was? Even if it's not 100% verifiable and a pseudocience it's fun for the memes lmaohttps://youtu.be/kiiawRmxGzs gonna imagine y'all as these meems now (rip vine)
>>220959465i don't know if i'm an easy fit for the MBTI boxes, i'm sure that if i didn't have adhd i would be a very different type of person, but maybe that's an INFP thing to say o algowhy do you think you're an ENFP?rip vine indeed