British Nightlife edition
seeing attractive girls makes me feel suicidal
wish I was a black guy honestly
North Korean gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq2YWL5lEGE
>>220945849you're lucky you're in Korea then
>>220945849where did you see one? certainly not here
Might start aiming for women with small boobies so they don't laugh at my pathetic knob
Keep getting ads for a twinkcord
>>220945825looks like a fun time
my egg won't hatch
sucking down an earthworm
>>220945859Lot of peng tings in Korea>>220945875Put flame body in the first slot of your party
>>220945859south korea is probably the most looksmaxxed country on earth
>>220945863follow your heart young man
>>220945825She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
put in a job appy and now they've emailed at 6pm asking me to teams interview at 10am tomorrowthe arrogance of it
two shots back for my dearly departed x
>>220945913ummy
>>220945906not a good thing mate they look like aliens
>>220945924and if you don't want to do it, you're entitled
in classroom of the elite all the girls have huge knickers even though they're only like 15
injecting anthrax directly into my bollocks
>>220945929don't act like you wouldn't shag a peng alien
sorry i meant knockers
>>220945924>a job appymort aux australiens
>>220945971ok yeh but still
>>220945906sure if you like bogged uncanny valley shit
Is there something wrong with me? I know that’s not objectively "wrong" but for some reason it just seems so trashy I find those kinds of women repulsive they look like whores to meIm in my mid 20s and Ive never been to a clubIts dark, loud, full of cigarette smoke and drunk peopleI much prefer bright quiet places where I can have calm meaningful conversations
>>220945948thats all anime desuthe teacher got some HANGERS and I bet you could trade private points for a squeezecan buy anything after all
>>220945984didnt ask virgin
can't wait for our next PM to be a ginger woman who got no GCSEs because she got pregnantgreat stuff
>>220946006Didn't know your mum was in politics
>bought size 8 women's shoes (Adidas)>they are really tight and hurt my feet badly>buy size 8 mens shoes (Sketchers)>they are very comfortable Fuck sake.
>>220945984You have autism lad
>>220945849you have a safe space in this thread
>>220946021wonder why that is
hospital has just informed me that im not allowed to name my newborn son nigga man 85
>>220945948wait until you see eiken
>>220946037woke gone mad
>>220946036Could be Adidas sizing running narrow. I have some Nike shoes and Karrimor shoes both women's that fit fine
rorke the casbah
>>220946057might also be the fact you're a hairy smelly bloke with a penis x
sad state of affairs when the japanese are more eager to celebrate st george's day than ushttps://x.com/AmbJapanUK/status/2047231020345249886
what's the point of belgium
>>220946037Was it taken? Have tou tried nigga man 86?
>>220946005 two girls I dated werent like thatIts a pity youve only met whores like those>>220946024am i? i lived a normal life through schools and the army without any problems I just hate sluts
>>220946102Pub near me (London) did a whole beer fest for st Davids day and will happily get the Guinness flowing for St Patrick's but nary a peep for St George's day
>>220946095Not hairy, nor smelly nor a bloke. Your last point is debatable
>>220946109So that you can sell us tea :) I love Ahmad tea, my personal favourite!
>>220946109Made up country to cuck the french and dutch
>>220946102someone needs to tell him that flag is racist
>>220946021>>220946057Are you really that stupid or is this an elaborate attempt at trolling?
love when girls crinkle their nose like this they look like CATS!
rorke leaving an enormous turd unflushed in leftypols toilet
fucking hell im in a meeting and it's just me and some guy i've never met. can't hack this stuff
>>220945825THIS is what clubs are like? I think I might actually start going once in a while. Where is this?
>>220946146when are you starting Onlyfans?
>>220946181not sure
Sucking a dudes bowel
just lernt brits stole the cadbury frog but don't have caramello koalawhat a blunder
Going to Turkeyyeah for St Georges day getting pissed on Efes and shagging rural Anatolian minge
>>220945859
>Straight Women Kiss Each Other for the First Timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKyqCZZsiYs
watashi wa .. rorkeo desu
>>220946165wow mate you're so smart you've seen through his elaborate ruse. fucking mugs you lot are
>>220946199No idea why you sent me this but I'm definitely watching when I get a chance. Might even wank for the first time in 2 months
>>220946199Have you seen the vid where they drink horse semen? It may have been bull semen but I don't recall exactly. Very odd video
>>220946199they wouldn't dare do a lesbian and a gay fella kiss each other though
Rorke imploding
>>220946220Huh?
>>220946239jackass was doing it 20 years agoget with the times
>>220946243how many of the replies are "you know he was turkish" but
please understand
>>220946096That's very sweet
we did the sacked tranny mens/womens shoes bit the other day. he's just rehashing it for engagement
could get with almost every jackass stunt but drew the line at the pig semen glugging and pooing in the air tube tied to the glass helmetalso when the bloke was in a bath and squirted shit in the airreally most of the poo stuff went beyond the pale for me i suppose is the key takeaway
>>220946170
>>220946278No it's because they arrived today and I tried them on
>>220946102How come George is englands saint wasn’t he Greek/turkish
>>220946258It's mostly rorkes posting stuff like this
>>220946267it is, also interesting how the bird knew>>220946280;D
>>220946296howling. based rorke
neuken in de keuken
Haven't been on a bus in yonksFeels adventurous x
god please just make a left wing party that isnt mentally insane with woke stuff please god please i beg of you
>>220946199
>>220946333women like this do be giving the best head
>believing “parties” actually do anything or hold any power
>>220946328doesnt exist anymore. left-wing values are intrinsically and inherently embedded with all that woke shite, worshipping violent brown people, and uncontrolled mass immigrant from inbred third world countries quite literally impossible to separate them
i have an actual paleolithic caveman skull shape if i ever go bald its fucking over
>>220946333i look like this
>>220946328>Please make a progressive party that isn't progressiveBit of a contradiction there bud
Good afternoon lads
Headache that won’t go away *humph*
>>220946372have a cum
>>220946286when are you starting an Onlyfans?
>>220946369moron>>220946355doesnt have to be
>>220946381raped that sissy right up the boyhole
>>220946333the Smell from This Is England phenotype
>>220946381Retard
leftypol be like >life has no meaning, here’s why that’s a good thing!
>>220946372Sir Metastasised Tumour
leftypol cant be trusted at this point, you'd be a fool to put any faith in him what you want is right wing chuds who dont suck corporate and zionist dick
shut the fuck up rorke
rate my novel
>>220946409it do be like that
>>220946413swedish niggas be eating fermentred herrings and shit
>>220946409She's an odd looking person
Oooo Im going to vote a democratically elected leader ladidadida Grow. Up.
>>220946439how's year 9 going? x
>>220946411imbecile
too many Australians on
>>220946452DONT ANSWER THIS
>>220946462no such thing
>>220946462Retard
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRb8jdb9/
did a hmm
>>220946462>>220946480>>220946484imagine if you all kissed
>>220946486McElton
>>220946492we all post together at the same time from a giant bed like the powerpuff girls
>>220946492Can you imagine such a world.
the paedoph isles
>>220946492Retard
dibs on being buttercup
employed woman anal creampie
its immoral to keep me alive
>>220946513this is a male
>>220946513well that's a bum of questionable legality isn't it
>>220946513that horde flag is clearly AI generated it was originally an alliance flag
Bye. You lot are absolute freaks.
>>220946532ᓀ‸ᓂ
australians try not to be gay for 10 minutes challenge
real nigga (aussie) hours who tf up rn
>>220946524>dibswould actually roundhouse kick your fucking head off if you uttered this in front of me
just had a profoundly unpleasant poo
>>220946549>51k on a car
>>22094654951 racks on a car ok hoe
>>220946549>This isn't excess. It's survival.why does ai do this then
you know the aussie is a spam bot right
>>220946549how's a 22 year get approved for a US$51,000 car loan
>>220946549Why did you post this? Be honest
>>220946557(rolls my eyes at you from across the room while i'm folded like a pretzel with my legs behind my ears and my cock in my mouth)
>the aussie>singular
>>220946558on all aspects except physical I am an australian
right well thats my arse getting savagely blacked then isnt it
>>220946582Americans are fucked when it comes to credit.
>>220946563sure you would Bubbles
>>220946598>2019corspafff
>>2209465982019 is the literal perfect woman
having medical bills in america isnt as bad as it sounds. most employers have a health insurance scheme where you contribute in to a private plan every month for yourself instead of paying for a massive bloated wog service that doesnt work
>>220946598stuff like this are signs of a collapsing civilization
If I take out a loan and don’t pay it and move to an EU country is there any ramifications
>>2209465982019 for me
>>220946598
Guys if when im wanking I want to suck a dick and all that but as soon as I cum the idea repulses me what does that mean???
i don't even wank anymore
>>2209465982019 was the peak
>>220946628If i give you a loan and you dont pay it back you become my bank
>>220946641anything sexual is repulsive during refractory period you're just a plain ol fagola
mikeynomicssimpler time in /brit/halcyon days
time to do the FUCKING dishes
So many performative niggas in here
>>220946628realistically? probably no
>>220946598it not right
>>220946598if u choose 2016 over 2019 you might actually be bent
>>220946662Well no that’s not true because if I cum I still find women attractive so that’s not true
>>220946607every credit lender is going to hell
The internet has done a number on boomersSaw a post on Facebook about some newly built houses, which is of course great news because many young adults are currently struggling to find suitable houses to buy. But boomers are commenting on this story with angry emojis saying that these houses are taking up valuable green land (despite the fact that we have so much green land left)NIMBYs are such selfish cunts
>>220946698Why is my gym full of tattooed deanos that stink of weed? Why would you smoke weed before working out?
>>220946702be who you are hun x
>>220946698
>>220946715exercising high is mint
>>220945825why am i getting the urge of putting my neck on train tracks
>>220946698sort of shit 33 year old men with no work history and a string of 15-year-old girlfriends post on facebook
>>220946713give it a rest housingmong
>>220946713For me, it's when children get something subsidised by the government and they start whining about how they don't get anything for free despite that being literally the opposite of reality
>>220946715if you've never lifted after a wee bit of that loud then you're missing out. I was always more relaxed and able to breathe better too.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRb8E7M7/
that really didn't deserve that many (you)s
>>220946734>>220946751Fucking aussies get out of my gym
>>220946751love cycling zooted me no better way to piss away an afternoon than smoking then meandering along a bike track like postman pat
>>220946783no post here ever does
>>220946803leftypol gearing up to protest and surround the prison van
>>220946713>which is of course great news because many young adults are currently struggling to find suitable houses to buyBuilding houses isn't in and of itself a good thing you know
>>220946803>BrightonThey voted for it
everything i produce is ugliness and evil i will never make anything beautiful
>deserveYou take 4chan too seriously
>>220946803well they got arrested and jailed, what now rorke?
I deserve to have sex
my soul is evil so it cant produce anything good
Laid in my smeggy bed browsing BritGet paid £50,000 a year for this
>>220946861You’re an Aussie so yeah obviously
walked out and the catbergs standing in the sink shes lost her damn mind
>>220946803>cynical, predatory and callous attackbizarre choice of words
>>220946513Would smash his back doors in for King and country
>>220946912
>>220946912:(
Why are brits so evil and gay?
>>220946943Women can't play Battlefield I'm a recon main too
>>220946803before you feel bad just remember that white women voted for this
>>220946912stupid ahh lil nigguh
>>220946938Needs more fries
@grok show me videos of noticeably older woman taking their clothes off while the camera is pointing up at them ideally where the camera is set up in line with the pussy and tilted up so it looks like they are giant compared to me
>>220946966i don't think white women should be raped for being retarded desu
>>220946974kfc chips are shite though
>>220946912not funny
>>220946974i change them to large chips and switch the potato and gravy to just gravy
>>220946966Is it possible to not vote for this in Britain or any European country?The nationalists always cuck out
>>220946938absurd price these days. specially when the burgers are barely two mouthfulshad to stop going to kfc altogetherhungry jacks really the final holdout of decent value
>"And it's lush" - Seasidemark 1 hour eating compilationThe watch
my acidic sweat from my left hand is starting to burn a hole through my laptop, its gone through the paint and is starting to deform the metal pretty sure in a year or 2 therell be a hole straight through it
looking to the sky and enjoying the waether
catberg roaming around my room looking for fragments of bbq shapes and smiths chips to hoover up like a stingray on the ocean floor
>>220946985brits always say this but kfc chips are easily the best fast food chips going.reckon you've just got shit potatoes and shit seasoning
>>220947020Vile and unclean the both of you beasts
>>220947018this fucking crazy ass monkeys reading a book
>>220947000there are more women than men so no
>>220947018YOU ARE DOXXED NIGGA
here's a tip. once a day, give yourself a treat x
>>220947030could be the case
>>220947030you've got shit potatoes m8
>>220947002haven't been to a HJ's in a fucking century me
>>220947034
kfc changed their chips a few years ago and they're nice now
likes pigs to the trough
>>220946139Anon it’s pretty normal to feel disgusted at such thrashy women, unless u are a kid or nigger, and I am not talking about skin color. Girls like that are just walking holes, unless u domesticate em, but good luck with that
>>220946912Do NOT laugh!This is NOT funny!
>>220947030factual post
Be right back forum
>>220947066thank goodness the sheets aren't white
>>220947014pic related does anyone else have this or is somehing wrong with me
>>220947030sent those cunts fucking flying
mad how americans don't have this
>>220947114you've been blessed by nurgle
>>220947122they only have dogshit zingers
best items from fast food jointsmcdonalds - double qphjs - whopper with cheese or bacon deluxekfc - chips prolly
I’M TNTI’M DYNAMITE!
menulogging a hgs whopper
>>220947150wicked wings
all kfc is shit thoughbeitmuch prefer the chicken shop run by a paki with the metal countertop, same quality food, half the price
Mmmmmmm oh yeah that's lush that is and I mean lush. 15 stone bracket all the wayyyyyy.
>>220947130im healthy and fit too with a good diet idk why im like this burn holes straight through rubber gloves too
>>220947154this is meant to mock weebs but people should actually do this
>>220947163those are hit or miss sometimes you get an anemic wing with 1 atom of chicken other times its the size of a full piece
Fast food is too expensive these days...one cheesurger menu for 8 pounds is extortionary at this price I would rather make a burger at home.
>>220947154scrauling
you don't have the kyle fucking connor meal
>>220947164>same quality food, half the priceThe Lidl/Aldimong argument
>>220947169How’s the TMAU?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PoV7-WfINQ
>>220947164alri rasheed
Hurting myself and screaming slurs at my poor elderly mother all because of these unfunny images by the aussie spambot
the double quarter pounder was like a father to me
>>220947206don't really like her music tbqh
>>220947212
>>220947164>same quality foodKFC (in theory) have standards to maintainIf you eat at a paki shop you can be sure they've never washed their hands or heard of cross contamination
>>220947197What do they call a quarter pounder in french la
for me it's 4 double cheeseburgers from maccies
>>220947203it lush
>>220947201
>>220947222they're really catchyand she's the fittest woman on earth
>>220947164>all kfc is shit thoughbeitdepends entirely on the shop, mine is consistently goodmy local paki shop however just throws these into a fryer and calls it a day
convincing myself Greek yoghurt isn’t absolutely vile because it’s supposed to be healthy init
>>220947242what the hell
>>220947246RoarPost the goatse one
researching grey alien cranial shapes
got the kpop demon hunters meal from maccas with the saja boys sauce and it was purple
I'm an incel spacker no life freak
>>220947228fat git
>>220947259Eat it daily with blueberries and nuts
>>220947294Don’t have blueberries or nuts
>>220947293rude i am only 87kg
>>220947203TMAU absolutely lush and my ticket to easy living council house and top rate pip for me my laaaad
>>220947262it's finger-licking good
Slamming my balls in the car door
>>220947282
>>220945825
>>220947318who is this ominous cracker
>>220947227I haven't been to mcdo in a solid 20 years. I just know about the prices from ubereats mongs
>>220947346Kyle "fucking" Connor
>>220947002>>220947069HJs does better fried chicken than KFC at this point
>>220947321his head looks like a baton
>>220947344posted it again award
>>220947320that's gonna smart
>>220947369
>>220947362streamer called moxy met him on the ladder ages ago
>>220947354>HJsthat where your mum works mate
pushing 40 millennials love making drug tier lists because they do drugs and drugs are cool
glod
Techno + Trance = Universe
pooing rn
>>220947458>>220947458>>220947458
Playing metro last light. Name a better game with a better atmosphere
