>NOOOOO HOW DARE YOU-A CHANGE MIA NONNA'S RECIPE DON'T YOU-A KNOW IT HAS BEEN-A TRADITION OF MY REGION FOR THOUSANDS-A YEAR??>W-what do you-a mean tomatoes were only introduced to Italy from the Americas in the 1600s? And pasta came from China in the 1200s?? My people's real traditional food is just boiled wheat and salted meat and all mia nonna cooks would be unrecognisable barbarian slop to the Romans????>Well.. WELL THAT DO NOT-A COUNT, AH VA FUNGUL
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>>220946815>soyrage thread>sardinian picWhat did he mean by this?
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I just said this, word for word, to an american tourist who was spraying ketchup on his dish, all while looking like this
>>220946815How did Italians get this reddit reputation for being extremely protective of recipes? The world is full of butchered local variants of Italian recipes and they don't seem to care particularly. If anything it should apply more to the French.
>>220946952I am paulista from São Paulo, a state in Brazil populated by North italians together with the portuguese/injun used to yet lived here. Here have a cremonese pizzaria in any place, is that shit non funny, bread + neapolitan spice + olive oil and some gas of guaraná to drink... But in India de Muttneiro is a terror, ketchup and ovo de codorna and many cheese
>spaghetti with marinara: ciao bella!>spaghetti with marinara plus meatballs: AAAAAAAAAAH VAFANCULO
>>220946952why is it illegal to mix parmiggiano with fish?
pasta didn't come from china, that's pop history nonsense
>>220947343Is OK but only use as spice garlic + olive oil to flavour... My nono was son of catalunian father and center italian mother, trust me
>>220947398And put some folha de louro also in macarrão, if you want to be more austistic
>>220946815>mfw cuisines evolve over the course of thousands of yearsWe made garum in highschool for our Classics class and it SUCKED.
>>220947980proof the romans were whitoids
>>220947980Garum needs 7 months of maceration
>Pinsa originated from an idea by the Italian entrepreneur Corrado Di Marco, who registered the trademark pinsa romana in 2001.[1] As early as 1981, the company led by Di Marco, based in Guidonia Montecelio, north-east of Rome, had added the tray-baked dough—later called pinsa—to its product range. As a marketing strategy, Di Marco later admitted to fabricating a non-existent historical connection to ancient Rome in order to better promote the product.[2]kek, why are they so shameless
>>220947027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc
>>220947368ThisIt came from Japan
>>220947102Why paulistas always seem to forget that their state had a fuck ton of slaves that worked in the coffee plantations?
Literally all Italian dishes were invented around like 1950
>>220948503https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonara#Origin_and_history
>>220947311>marinaraDoesnt exist in Italy sorry Guido
>>220948503What's stopping Sweden from making your cuisine good then
>>220948627Le shark sausage atack: highly used by Giuseppe that not know whatafuck is even a swedish marzipan or nothing, when asked why seeth about local adaptions of its owen food by its rapebabies around world
>>220948704Now try and write it in english, 'caco
>>220948102Ours took 2 months to make!
>Italian men are the ones who sperg out about food>Italian men are retard, sissy nonna-boys who never actually cookThis is why I don't take Italian opinions of food remotely seriously, because you live-at-home subhumans have never seen a kitchen.t. Chef
>>220947027if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike
>>220950303
>>220950335https://youtu.be/X-eHk4RiIso?si=TUBuw3mAZz8FxnbD
I beg of you, STOP thinking about us, you sirs are obsessedYou know how many times I think about Australia a month? 0(zero) times. Apply this to each of your countries and get a more fulfilling life. And this is not about lolaustraliaisanirrelevantshithole but what should be normal behavior, meaning not obsessing about other cunts 24/7
>>220950683lmao
>>220950129i thought you only ate legos
>>220951332>Italian attempt at bantzStop.
>>220950683
Why do they hate it when whole meats and pasta are on the same plate instead of being separate courses? Don't they wash their own dishes?
>>220950335Yes I AM... :( or a part of me, top kek
>>220951569i thought you only ate legos
>>220953868because how in the world are you supposed to eat it?
AIEEEEEE NOT LIKE THIS SHITALIAN SISTERS
>Italian thread>Vira lata Brazilians trying to get their larp in Kek every time
>>220954658The Prussian Ordnung-Brain cannot cope with eating more than one food at a time.
>>220955073Explain the Preussen Bismarck Fischbrötchen then (brot+fisch)You little mongrel
>>220955073Nigger, answer the fucking question.
>>220947027Probably from american television. Just sit back and enjoy.
>>220946815>your pasta is only 3 times as old as my country it can't be a traditional dish
Genetically speaking, only Anglos can appreciate good pasta. I don't know why Italians even bother when they clearly don't enjoy it.
>>220957712actually true
>>220957712Then why didn't they give him bread to pick up the leftover sauce?
>>220957712scran
>>220957712I was laughingBut when I saw the hairline I started HOWLING
Is it true that italians got big cocks?
I understand italians pain when I see stuff like taco bell
>>220957712cor
>>220946952To be fair, ketchup really should only be used inside hamburgers/hot dogs and for dipping french fries which is very North American and I do not think Euros can relate.
Here's your etc
>>220957712>Waiter! There is some sauce in my cheese!
>>220959096Mexicans WISH they could make food this good.
>>220959191>Belissimo! Just like my nonna from Calabria does it!
>>220959236I thought that was Doom artwork
>>220959096If it helps I explain to all my family members that tex-mex tacos have nothing to do with mexican food and they should stop buying it.
>>220948503and the best sauce, vodka, was invented in nyc. same as the cappuccino.
>>220959305>>220959096Burritos were perfected in California
>>220959305hard shell tacos were invented in kansas of all places
>>220959344Kansas? What an ethnic hellhole!
>>220947102>"me? yeah I'm an eyetalian paulista, how did you know?"
>>220947311I feel like meatballs with pasta is slowly getting phased out and was more common in the past>>220953868This one on the other hand is an american abomination
>>220960321chicken parmigiana is amazing it's just a cottoletta di pollo cu nu poc de sug de pumaroll ngoppplease don't disrespect our traditions thank you
>>220950683>bongiorno>cocksuckers
>>220959276The Doomguy is a personification of Odin - and the doom creatures are russo-asiatic hordes.
>>220947102you will never be italian joao
>>220960895Where's the car tire?
>>220946815To be fair I'm not even an Italians and breaking-a the spaghett is fucking dumb because you're reducing the material you have to wrap around your fork.
