wearing my ricks to go shopping at tesco
might go 'chud mode'
>>220947458he will be killed
Currently playing metro last light redux. Name a game with a better atmosphere
>>220947458Might be the most boring man ever
Don't get why normies hate ai so much
Mexican immigrant locatedGet him housedGet him fed
>>220947514>*appears from the background to claim my rightful spot*
>>220947523because youre a soulless golemoid
>>220947516provisional licenses are essentially ID cards
>>220947534cute
>>220947523why do people who've actually felt love and had sex before hate the soulless revenge porn creation machine hrrrrrm mysterious
>>220947523probably because it's reliably been a net negative for the world
>>220947589im a morbidly obese 29 year old autistic pedophile who lives with my mum and this is my image i saved
>>220947552>>220947578>>220947586Sorry I upset you guys
I’m having a nap x
Seasidemark 4 hour compilation | best of doing me bollocks in
>>220947635its ok *glomps u*
Wake up, it’s time to level up. The clock’s ticking, get your grind on. Competition’s heating up, and if you’re not pushing, you’re falling behind. Don’t let your opportunities slip away. Get in shape. Get your money right.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
fucking uhhhhhh poo and rorke
Lmao it Saint George’s day and no one cares even the prime minister didn’t take it serious lol just suck being english
>>220947709why does the uk have so many pics of important people looking fucked up in cars
>>220947709OBSESSED with this genre of UK photography
>>220947733starmer hates turks he sees them as strangers on his island
>>220947733Ermm actually he used it as an opportunity to talk about how wonderful diversity is>Starmer also gave three examples of people at the No 10 gathering who embodied the values he thought of as English. >These included Isaac Davidson, a window cleaner who helped to remove racist graffiti from a Chinese restaurant in York last year, and George Sutherland, a volunteer at a food bank in Telford who he previously mentioned during his Labour Party conference speech in 2025.
mateberg broke up with his gf. quite shocking ngli might try to shag her
having a chinese wank
On this day in 1974 a legend was born
>>220947787>he used it as an opportunity to talk about how wonderful diversity isis there a single holiday where the government doesn't do this
>>220947815what does that entail?
>>220947815a rank
>>220947825chopstick up the jappers
>>220947752indian brained post
>>220947752she's so fit
>>220947816>loses to the first elite boxers he faced
>>220947867
Scumbag scum of the earthHis worth was nil
fly in the room. it killing time
>>220947901That limewire meth
>>220947894Entertaining though
cocky is starting to stink
American rorke be like eat my freakin boogers libtard
mad how some asian people have normal eyes and others have 1mm slits
>pass the parcelthat game was bullshit. the kid whose birthday it was would always win.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1776923774066074.webm
>>220947969
>>220947969white women are becoming indian
leftypol rock hard right now
>>220947976Mad that this is the best he could pull really
>>220947949Only if their parents were utter scumThe point of that game is to give other children at the party something to take homeI hung around with peers of high quality so never had to worry about this
ladseat like a patricianput down the jammie dodgers for christ's sake
>>220947976
>>220947992>asylumWhat war is Egypt in?
>>220947516that's not where new Zealand goes
>>220947992The Manchester brothers are on trial this week tooGoing to be a bad week for leftypol
>>220948021>raw oysters actually disgusting
>>220948021So old money eating is just french/italian food?
>>220947992>iranianListen goyim this is why it’s vital we support Israel!
>>220947992cmon babe let's go to the beach it's al shafe out there
>>220948028Xe is lgbtqi3x++ and xe was escaping persecution
utterly loathe that gammy little runt in the wheelchair off of escape to the runtry
Passed the parcel around at my own birthday party and everyone else got something except for me, but what made it worse was that when it finally stopped on me, the “prize” was apparently forfeiting my trousers as a “twist,” so I had to stand there holding the parcel and my dignity separately while everyone sang louder to drown out my objections
>>220948061>an iranian and two egyptians rape a woman on a beachleftypol for some reason: israel made them do it
>>220948116Inside the mind of your average poofter
>>220948116you sound like a bitch and a fagonly child moment
>>220948116>Rorke's backstory
>>220947752right well thats a sexy woman dancing provocatively isnt it
>>220948088incels amazed by human looking at penguins at the zoo
>>220947992they'll be out in 3 years and then get council houses
>>220948015alright mate calm down goodness me
Mental how much better real life social interactions are than whatever freak parasocial substitute this shithole is
just saw a couple of suns out guns out lads. fair play
>>220948185last time i tried that i got #megaraped
>>220948175just realised that did you?
travellers log day 001 --today I followed my dads advice and tried to get noticed a little by a girl. I also put myself in her line of sight (going out of my way to do it). the log part is that actually I felt (scared) like not doing it but I did it anyway
anyone here delivered for evri
mental how fit they are
>>220948203Yes at the tender age of 37 so plenty of time to turn my life around
>>220948209no, im white
>>220948226What does this mean
binley mega chippy rape dungeon
brazilian niggas be in they tin favela shacks with crumbling pastel coloured plaster walls jerking off to dragon ball and king of the hill porn
>>220948240she should be allowed to derss like a whore if she wants, to get raped by pakis and wogs pakis should be allowed to dress their women how they want because it is their religion
rorke kidnapping black children from around the neighbourhood and grinding them up into pepperoni in his basement
>>220948248pov: you're korean
Obviously the greens are gaining a bit of traction and are set to win some seats but do they have any policies for the average person? Obviously if you're a member of the scum class (perpetually unemployed, third world immigrants + dependants, drug abuser, criminals, sexual deviants) it's a dream manifesto But if you're a member of the productive normal class of people who actually make society nice to live in, what's in it for us?
in this world there are wallaces and gromits
>>220948269If you’re also a normal person but a cuckold then the greens are for you
>>220948253don't see any problem with this
>>220948207no travellers logs and no mice.
>>220948175For me, it was realising how much less stressful my interactions with women were when I stopped pretending to respect them all
>>220948207
>>220948295t. woman
building a human-sized hamster cage for mousey and lacing his water drip with hrt
>>220947458Rorke on the slopes
>>220948248that's how catsup is made
>>220948301ktim soona gym guy was checking me out today as well
>>220948207Did she notice your fermented deodorant socks?
>>220948321SCREAMING
rorke thanking the chef by calling his meal "scrumdiddlyumptious"
>>220948312Cancel... XD...
>>220947458foreskingym
if hijabs are supposed to mask a woman's beauty to stop men being distracted then why do they make kids wear them too
wearing a rugby style top even though i dont play rugby
>>220948269parochial nimbyismgreen national-level policies are for the scum classgreen local-level policies (in any constituencies that aren't labour-voting) are targeted to NIMBY homeowners
>>220948207are you allowed to post that?
>>220948407who's the little gnome fella
>>220948207wait you have a dad?
>>220948385buying time until they get cousin rape in like a sexual family-run cashies
>>220948320
>>220948407mental how classist the left is
>>220948385they don't, they only start wearing them after their first period, which is probably worse
What do you, mate??? Huh??? Huh??? What's your language??? Huh???
He loves his AI slop doesn't he
>mousey on a date>mousey: s-so er.. what do you *gulp* t-think of h-horses? *gets an erection that wobbles the table, turns red as a beetroot*>femoid: scream (for police)
>>220948424his homunculus
>>220948432It's no wonder the working class now vote reform.
Let me just take this word from ya "European". You are Anglo, mate.
>>220948443can you fuck off back to where you came from
>>220948453scrugtn
SNACK TIME
rorke the dork
>>220948407Such a weird strawman These thicko working class types never claim that they'd be high flighers with influxes of pakis just that they might be able to get a fair days pay for a fair days work
>>220948474The one you just Automatically think about it. You have no other anyway. I am European-French.
>>220948467the "working class vote labour" adage hasn't been true since 2007
Get the sexy black men posted
>>220948480can tell im on my period because this made me cry
Mine was some leftypol boy at the battle of Cheadlegong.
just been caught moving like a benchod
Just European, mate.
>>220948512*clears throat*NAME ONSACKEDTRANNY
>>220948512yeah also all the blood coming out your bum as well
>>220948407pakis arent lawyers theyre rapist murderers
>>220948435thats fucked man girls can get periods at like 8 or 9
spambot parasite
>>220948520Do it then.
year 9windy day
>>220948506blkkk klitties blkking for sissy BLACK bois blacked by whitey and degrayded down to b dey slaves to get it leakin mmhm
>>220948553holy umoli
>>220948545it's just a spambotget it filtered get janny told
>>220948553You are a Jew, ya cunt.
>>220948428muslims don’t rape family that’s white people shit
>>220948506sup ghostie
>>220948407ah yes, the chav's dream is to be called to the bar
>>220948575Can't make hide nor hair of this post.
>>220948587there's no way you actually think thisnot denying white people can be vile nonces too before you start with that shit
>>220948587this is true due to the fact muslims dont think rape exists - especially when you're raping your own wife (legally not rape in many muslim countries)
>>220948587t. soyboy cuck that said "heil hitler" when a wog said it and calls everyone they dont like "cleetus" and says "what have you ever done with your life cleetus, that nigger invented a damn computer!" thats you
You are obliged to...
>>220948587and a masha'allah aisha ka'aba wallahi murder-the-kaffirs to you too!
I can't post
>>220947586I do believe it's on track to be net positive by 2030 by reducing more carbon emissions than the data centres themselves produce
>>220948620blkkk sissy boi getting BLACKED by his wite bf lost in the passion lost in the sauce lost in the passion lost in the sauce his cum cum sauce from the clitty tap
suppin a bockle of dog with grandadberg
>>220948116don't recall ever winning pass the parcelmy dad should have beaten up the other dads
Oof.
mental illness power hour
I love it when there's like dudes jerking off and one guy cumming makes the other guy cum it's so cute <3
>>220948116This never happened. At my party is purposely ended on me and I got a prize.
>>220948660im gay as fuck but wtf man
leftypol ignores redneck engineering and then goes around on /b/ and /sci/, /g/, looking for blacks "inventing" literally ANYTHING to jump to their defense. big win for the world there btw not saying that blacks in Africa arent inventing but I dont think leftypol would fuck off to Africa for a million dollars to solve the actual problem with black people (that is, black people hating them)swear to god they do something anything and to leftypol theyre turning water to wine and calling every (white) that says literally anything bad about the thing they did as some of the most insane self-hating shit AI rephrase this post (these are my true thoughts) and post that shit to twitter
mental how there are two characters with a surname antiless in star wars and they're not related at all
Long live the king!
>>220948716>defenseFOY
>>220948682blkkk bois getting they sissy clit tap twitsted around like good sissy masturb*ting dey do and not cumming till they indian massa lets theym to leak ONLY when jeetas getting BLACKED by witey
>>220948721and one of them is a nigga named Wedge
Castle, mate.
>>220948729tftp
>>220948721Knew two guys with the name Smith and they weren’t relatedwas mental
>>220948660So true
blkkk sissi boi gettin leaked by Indian massa (4/5ths a person, 1/5th more than sissy boi)... dey slaves fo witey mmhm
>>220948749My eye colour ir brown.
Did DTFIC get unbanned or did he get self-conscious that we saw his OCD spam on the archive and buy himself a 4chan pass?
they finally locked up leftypol
oh, egyptbot
mmhm blackies barking...getting riled up fo surelets c if they sissi cumms taste like grapefruit yet
Goodbye!
>>220948781if he bought a pass and started posting again he'd just get banned so probably not
>>220948790mental how immediately you know he's gay
got the DA up my ass about extenuating circumstances
get your black ass in dat dog cage boi u owned by witey mmhm
“Had to get a g**k” Remember this video?
Uh oh melty
>>220948480SPARE HIM
going to commence cookingtoil in approx 1 hr
>>220948832he looks like my grandma when she is angry
Wradley Balsh
>>220948824dammit Jonson you get out there and get me some damn results! or you're fired!
>>220948832tall ass nigga
I wish I was never born.
>>220948824mcnulty. my office. now.
mancunians really do have the ugliest accents on earth
>>220948824not going to explain what a DA is, are you? just going to write 'DA' and that's it? *poos on your desk*
>>220948872i reckon scouse is worse.
when are they going to discuss the rorke situation on the rest is politics? been waiting months to hear their thoughts but they keep talking about starmer instead
>>220948869the fuck did i do
>>220948891district attorney
"gallivanting" - good word
>>220948872the toilfu is from manchester and it's adorable when she says "youse" or "owt"
Leftypol ghost posting Rorke ban evading
blkkk sissys think they ancestor really the kingu kang king tripleleaderofallkings housed in the pointy stone house to the east and emperor of all between that point and where others are standing
>>220948898he's been conquered by black pussy mate, it's over. don't tell me you haven't seen the webm
>>220948898this isn't a very good rorke posttoo wordy, no pith or wit
the DA, the ADA, the marshall, the sheriff, the district comptroller, the city clerk, the city comptroller, the governor, the speaker, the DMV - all up my ass!
… shave time wearing my excellent glasses watching live snooker world championships on TNT sports 3 on my TV via sky stream in home …
run up the ramps leaning on the stone house with pointy tip person who went to tell the empower of a great betrayal within the pointy house walls
Gee whiz would you just look at the post count
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
why does DPD use times new roman in their emailsmakes them look fake
>>220949028shrek song
>>220949028Sono bugiarda Bugiarda Lo sooo
>>220948976you're on thin ice Kowalski, one more screwup and you're HISTORY
dog poo wank
>>220948977most people shave over the bathroom sink
sniggering
>>220949051ah, nuts!
>>220949028then I saw her arse
Is it blasphemy if someone deliberately chooses to speak with an American ACCENT in the UK (using British slang, etc.)?I tried British accent lessons for 2 weeks and picked up some high frequency mannerisms of speaking that would be considered British (making my Rs non-rhotic, etc.) (like saying Bettuh instead of bettER), and trust me I sound comically retarded and my British accent is forcedwhereas if I try to speak with an American accent I sound MUCH more neutral/normal/etc.Will this offend anyone and make them like: HEY MATE Y U NOT SPEAKIN BI'TISH?
i got the mayor up my ass like a fag on viagra
>>220948977thanks for the tim updates x
keir shark doo do doo do da doo
as is written the context is never forgotten by the man is like a great elephant possibly from India or the wisest man adorned with gems
just to open, i am not the best person ever at edging by any means, and i've never gotten to the point of gooning before, this is just from an outside perspective from someone that likes talking to gooners and is pretty open about wanting kink/fetish things to become more mainstreamnow that gooning is a gen z brainrot word, NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS AND IT PISSES ME OFFi've seen people promoting those ai study tools saying "you should be gooning before every exam, the post-goon clarity will help you focus during the exam and will help you study better"THE WHOLE POINT OF GOONING IS THAT THERE **ISN'T** POST GOON CLARITYand since it's spreading so fast, gooning is starting to become synonymous with jerking off waaaaaaaay too much. i think this is a really big problem, since it's erasing this whole kink/fetish and making it seem like a normal thing. when everyone is a gooner, nobody is. it also shows me that nobody knows what the words they say actually mean, they just think it's funny
>>220949076no one will care as long as you can understood
haven't had an IRL conversation since January 9th
>>220949089very easily the worst /brit/ post ever made
>>220949076American accents are more simplistic because theyre all cretins ive never heard a non british person do a convincing british accent of any dialect. Scottish is the worst.
wahey
>>220949100what year?
reckon i could shag at least 2 of you in a row
mcnulty, my coffin. NOW.
>>220949100>January 9thFOY
rorke on mad one>>220949111nordic and german people can do perfect british accents when they move here desu
>>220949100I didn't have one from March 27th until today
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacherthe read
>>220949111It's not like learning to speak with an "American" accent is going to make me sound American, it's excruciating how little improvement I make for the effort I put in to sound like a native. It's not gonna happen but the crumbs of coherent, neutral and understandable accent is motivating enough to continue doing the phonetics stuff and shadowing
cup of joe
>>220949142reckon this shouldve got the history teachers fired if kids didnt know that desudoesnt help the Jew cause though
>>220949142not really that different things both a case of germany getting too full of themselves and getting their shit pushed in
reminder gayness is MANDATORY in starmer's britain
>>220949168>firedFOY
>>220949160fuck off jordie and start learning Spanish!!!
>>220949089Very good post this
Antisemitism
*enters brit*
what do you hate cement or something ahaha
>>220949182disruption in the template as today someone spoke like a yank out of context. cast out the man speaking American to the lands just outside of here and far outside the pointy roof stone house
going to start seeing a therapist need to sort myself out things aren't right
Antisemitic attacks.
get the Diana webms posted
Boring post not worth making
A sickening video showing a Jewish man fearing for his life after a stranger shouted 'dirty mother f****** Jew' at him during an unprovoked assault has been condemned as 'utterly abhorrent' antisemitism.
been spending most of my days recently playing factorio or thinking about playing factorio
>>220949237That's good x
big boobs guy myself
I am so depressed I am procrastinating taking a shit. How depressed are you?
kill the antisemities for having semite in their name being close to it instead of being white
>>220949248princess?
>>220949318you dont want to be doing that mate its scary when blood comes pouring out your arse
>>220949318poo smells
life is scary
Is Scotland about to gain independence?
>>220949382No
the boys one looks like Ryan Gosling actually
>>220949237didn't help me
lads hanging out
Ireland should’ve become a monarchy. A democratic republic just leaves yourself open to the meddling Anglos
mental how white the taliban are this guy looks like "look mum no computer" on YT, a British musician
mental how thousands of women want to shag ryan gosling, a man named after a BABY GOOSE, but none of them want to shag ME, the most wretched man imaginable
might meddle in the affairs of ireland
>>220949466honestly they have been getting FAR too uppity as of late
>>220949454this guy looks like a thousand (or 2 AT LEAST) white menmental how the US withdrew and the taliban suddenly stopped being the bad guys, started delivering insulin and banning opium
>>220949318>>220949318>procrastinating taking a shit.Couldn't be me. My shits are built like gravy and come out as and when they please. No choice on my part.
>>220949454He's not going to shag you mate
Got mental health today team
well, rorke?
>>220949474rorkeypus unmasked
the female manager that's sorta cute but with wonky teeth said I looked *very* cool on CCTV today
>>220949455Worlds gone mad
>>220949454dont these indian types paint their beards orange when theyre old
St George fought a dragon (yes Catholics really do believe this)
>sorta cute but with wonky teeththe english rose
>>220949530Were you there?
>>220949510Joe.co.uk providing the original cutting edge journalism
>>220949507https://vocaroo.com/18hj1HpzRoFz
>>220949530they don't
>>220949510leftypol having to bring up matrys from 300 AD because all the current wogs in the uk are selling drugs, raping, illegal immigrants, scab labour
>>220949507nigga you have balls
The Protestant reformation was a bit retarded in hindsight
>>220949586So do you
astonishing how many calories beer has
>>220949510>Born in Turkey to a Turkish father and Palestinian motherJokes how they just edit the details year on year to fit the current trendI distinctly remember a few years back his mother being described as "Syrian"Of course neither of these claims are true
>>220949594fartin martin himself agreed with that even in his own time
>>220949281Good game for autists, glad I got rid of the addiction myself.
NEW>>220949622>>220949622>>220949622
>>220949454>>220949485The White looking ones are the Tajiks.
