>American parents send their sons to have a literal surgery on their penis as soon as they're born>They're strapped into these cookie sheet things while creepy doctors use specially designed tools to crush their foreskin, remove most of it, and turn the remnant inside out to heal backwards nto the shaft
even if you do circumsize for whatever reason (medical, being an ancient sheppard living in a desert who washes himself once per month)why is it done so young????? why fucking newborn why not wait a few years
>>220951861because newborns can't say no and can't realize what is happening
>>220951861Because the parents won't want it if they have to go out of their way to do it to a toddler.That's why the circumcision lobby insists that it be done as part of standard newborn care.
>>220951861IDK, I think it would be more traumatizing if you did it at 4 years instead of 2 months.
>>220951914You could be put under general anesthesia at least
>>220951936It's fine to be as cruel as possible to your new born son because he won't remember it.
>>220951910It doesn't matter if a 5 year old says no, they're still gonna do it anyway, look at the muslims, they just laugh and tell them its the dentist
>>220952259Meant for >>220951897
>>220952259
>>220951861many european countries have a centralized health system that pays for procedures only if it's medically necessary. circumcision is not considered necessary unless you have really bad phimosisin contrast, americans have a private system where the insurance companies will pay for it (they say it prevents infections, which saves them money), so the doctors and hospitals profit from it. besides the procedure itself, they will sell the foreskin too
>>220951701it's profitable
>Sugar on a pacifier instead of anaesthesiaThey're so fucking evil
>>220951897>>220951910but isn't the foreskin fused to the glans at that age??? it's like ripping flesh apart
>>220951701what really surprises me is how there hasn't been any movement to criminalise iti guess you really are the perfect goycattle
>>220952528Yes, it's supposed to separate around puberty but in my case it was years before. Phimosis happens in uncommon cases but can usually be fixed by masterbation, in rarer cases it may take steroid cream and stretching.
>>220952592Stockholm syndrome plus not knowing what it really is supposed to look like
>>220952528Yes they scrape it off first. Without anaesthesia. Imagine subjecting a newborn child to flaying, this is the low morals of Americans.
>>220952600THATS A SIN NO GOD FEARING AMERICAN PATRIOT WOULD EVER RUB HIS SHAFT TO SEXY CHINESE CARTOONS AS AN 11 YEAR OLD
>>220951701That's because God made us imperfect. He fucked up. God dun goof'd. So we had to shop off one of the parts he made us with to show him how great he is or something, according to some old Jews who wrote all this bullshit.Trannies are the next evolution of God's great design. It's pretty obvious.
>>220952245Bill Cosby tier excuse>>220952528They tear it off first
>>220952628It's equally wrong even with anesthesia
It literally makes the dick inside out, but parents are too dumb to realize
Goddamn Abraham Wolbarst
Demonic child abuse ritual
>>220951701Meanwhile removing a female's foreskin is illegal. Kek.
>>220957053we need to change that
>>220957176True. Either both should be illegal or both should be legal. It's called equality and shiiiet.
4th world parenting
>>220951914I had it done under general anesthesia somewhere around age 4
>>220960559Why?
>>220961300Phimosis. Although I do remember my (divorced) dad getting mad at mom afterwards so it might've been unnecessary.
>why are you thinking about baby dicks? You're creepy>I had my dick mutilated as a baby and I'm fine now>I'll have my children circumcised so they're normal>they won't even remember it>weird way of saying you have dick cheese?
When I took possession of my birth certificate out of the family safe as an adult, there was an old hospital bill next to it. It contained a few line items, such as "LIVE BIRTH", "NURSE", "CIRCUMCISION", that sort of thing. I believe the LIVE BIRTH item was a few thousand bucks. If any anon is interested, I will let you know the exact amount of money that my parents paid to have my dick mutilated for life, and for no very good reason at all.
>>220951910>lobbyWhy are westoids like this? Just say corruption or bribe like it is you fucking faggots
>>220961462year?
>>220961564Won't be giving the year. I'll let you know the dick-mutilation amount, but only if you specifically request it.
>>220962032wihout a year that doesn't have a meaning, but you can be 5 years off if you're paranoid. you're the most common flag here so no one is going to send pizzas to your adress
>>220951910>Mutilation is considered newborn care in the USA
>>220962063>>220962032i willhow much did it cost though anon
>>220951701Ah, the first world...How wonderful!
>>220962203in the first world if the US still applies to call it that they're the only onein continental europe, not a thing. never was. even the greeks and romans 2000 years ago found it barbaric
>>220962145Here is how much it cost my parents to voluntarily have my dick ruined for life. They paid fifty-eight dolllars and twenty-five cents for the optional operation. $58.25, USD. That's a small amount, regardless of what this fellow >>220962063 thinks. Which is the point.Dad and I were sitting in the basement when I took the birth certificate. I love my parents and they've always been good to me (except, y'know). I just made a point of saying out loud: "Fifty-eight dollars and twenty-five cents. That's how much you paid to have me mutilated. Thanks a lot, dad." Dad knew how I felt on the matter, so he didn't offer any resistance, just a "yeah..." When I was younger he tried that that stupid "you don't have to worry about smegma" nonsense to rationalize his own mutilation.
>>220951897its the reason americans act so crazy about freedom, the original trauma
>>220961470Don't wanna be that guy but you're western too bud
Im not american but still got circumcised. When i go outside i sometimes think, "dam, im the only cutfag person out of all these dudes in this vicinity. Living blissfully and enjoying dickfull lives" im not even muslim
>>220963857uncut gem on the log
>>220963857Can you post another one where you're erect ?just to see haha
>>220963857lol
>>220963857nice
>>220963857I notified dr. Aaron Rapid response circumcision team is on its way to your localization
Im like 70% sure evangelicals in Mexico are shilling circumcision too. From time to time people discuss circumcision and theres always a few adult retardos saying its more hygienic. Which is weird because you can just pull the foreskin back and wash it. That is why I believe is evangelical retardation
>>220963857wait they cut off all of that?do people actually walk around with their glans exposed 24/7? that shit is a crime against boys wtf nigga
>>220964220Yeah. They can't even go commando because their glans rubs against the inside of their jeans and it hurts lol
>>220964242that shit is actually so sad and its 100% genital mutilation. how can doctors support it
>>220964259It's mostly cultural. Moms worry about their child being like everyone else so they won't get rejected, doctors tell them it's for health reasons, society reinforces it
>>220964220Yes retard don’t you have a foreskin yourself? Hpw have you not realized that before?
>>220964334i didnt expect the whole glans was exposed. i thought they removed a smaller portion of it, not the entire thing
>>220963857Americans tremble at this sight
>>220951701imagine working in a chinese factory that assembles these baby holders and wondering what is wrong with burgers lmao
