do you have water parks iyc
>>220953076Why did the water turn brown
>>220953076Why are they all fully dressed?
>>220953076wtf the guy wearing jeans
Yes I love floating in the lazy river and having a puss covered bandaid float into my mouth
>>220953260Do you really love it or was that sarcasm
>>220953279My dearest Teutonic friend, it was meant sarcastically.
>>220953331I understand, thank you!
>>220953161Saaar that is high quality water straight from the holy Ganges River
>>220953076Water parks look really fun, I've sadly never been to one, they're not common here. There apparently are water parks here but they're indoors for obvious reasons.
>>220953076I love water parks and they're super common here but I can't go because my gf doesn't feel comfortable wearing bathing suits.
>>220953670Is she obese?
Straight doo doo water
>>220953076Why are they fully clothed?
>>220953709Opposite. She's extremely fit and looks really good so she feels like it's too exposing and people will stare and ogle (which is probably true tbf)
>>220953675Why cant bilestan have nice things?
>>220953767How bizarre, was she molested when she was young or something?
>>220953076Why are indians always involved with shit
>>220953757keeping things halal innit
>>220953798They legitimately have not evolved a disgust instinct
>>220953161Have you visited picrel?
>>220954008>Der Trumann Zeigen
>>220954008Hello
>>220954670See: >>220954008
>>220954755Hi again, I don't think I have ever been there, I am not even sure where it is
>>220954772Wiki says it's 30 miles south of Berlin. It's among the most voluminous buildings in the world, and it looks quite nice
>>220954832It's literally in the Ostzone!
>>220954008I now faintly remember some recording of a desperate German mom, urging her son to don't bring his/xer fursuit/animefu on their family trip to Tropical Island.
>>220955165Oh, I get it now. That's what the other anon asked me if that pic looked familiar to me. He thinks I am autistic.
>>220953560yall niggas swim in the backrooms
>>220955165That wasn't about a fursuit, it was about a stuffed animal tiger with a fleshlight inside
>>220955189>>220955713So which one of you was it?
>>220955789It just makes me a bit sad that just because I post under a german flag people will assume I am a) autistic and c) not funny.
>>220953767Probably hiding her penis
>>220955829ok hans stop deviating and just answer the question
>>220956806But I did. I did answer the question, as god is my witness!
>>220953076Man those girls at the end were racked up. Indian nutrition must be getting better
>>220953675Can't have shit in Bharat
>>220953675>BILEstancant make this shit up
>>220956950>Americans failing to understand that pronunciation rules are different in different languages never ceases to amaze
>>220956817just so everyone is certain: in the apparent video record, are you the son of the desperate mom who urged you not to bring your fursuit/animefu/stuffed animal tiger with a fleshlight inside on that family trip?
>>220957021I cannot laugh at this.
>>220957075hmm
>>220954832>tropical islands...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYL07hPw4w
>>220957241Thank you!
>>220956982has humor not been invented in Germany yet
Used to go to a few every summer with the church summer camps but now they have like doubled in price
>>220957716I don't see how that's any of your business.
>>220956982t. Dikshit Suhkdeep
>>220953076When I was in school they took us to "aquapark" in Shelekhov, which is near Irkutsk, but it was just a big pool and one slide. It was fun still.
>>220954008China or some Arab cunt should remake this but with an artificial sky like with a screen similar to the Sphere in Las Vegas
we doi havent been to one since 2004
>>220953161brown people!
>>220953161Acid that only melts brownpipo
>>220953675>bilestanOh come the fuck onNurgle ass name
>>220953076beautiful poland
>>220957906Cool tropical decorations, here public pools have boring white walls
Saskatoon had an outdoor water park when i grew up there. The question on that place was how do you turn a profit operating an attraction that can only run three months out of the year. Answer was you don't. It shut down in 1988. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EhuRclc5Tk
>>220954008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYL07hPw4w
>>220958951most movie directors can only dream of achieving such kino scenes
>>220954008I went there with my highschool class during our Berlin trip.
>>220958417wtf. i live in saskatoon and never heard about this water park
>>220953675>>220953076white people will see this and say all cultures are equal
>>220959319The autistic plushophiliac son notwithstanding, the mother brings quite the melodrama
>>220959769Though it's one thing to have a fleshlight plushie, it's another to insist bringing it to the waterpark along with your family.
>>220957320>>220958951That was way worse than I thought. What's mindbroken the Germans?
>>220960050I imagine they are compensating for hitler
>>220955165That one is up there with the British dad pounding on his shut-in sons door demanding he come out and then getting into a shouting match with his mom while the son records it all
>>220960492Link?
As a kid I always went to Lake Compounce in Bristol, Connecticut, the oldest amusement park in the US still in operation since 1846
>>220960533Can't find it on youtube anymore
