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How do you do fellow Englishmen
posting in the new
why are the irish like this
Do brits have any artists comparable to phil collins
replaced the butyl sealing tape in my vacuum bag after fucking up the old one earlierwould really like to set up my glue up now to leave overnight but I don't think the neighbours would appreciate me running the pump at this hourshall have to go to sleep and do it in the morning
where is she now...
>>220961408lowry
>>220961408Susan Boyle
people are calling me spud now
>>220961403Too high for this shit right now sunshineWhat’s it all about
might do the thing but I probably wontbeen going on 15 year now
>>220961444Narrow hips dumb cuntIf I wanted a woman I’d get a womanIf I wanted an ironing board I’d get an ironing board
>>220961408phil collins
stealth camping in the middle of the road while half pissed mandingos
I dropped my google maps pin into a random neighbourhood in the middle of Brazil and it's nicer than most of my local area
Nomadic herder peoples are chads compared to farming peoples
>>220961503heavy bosom
>>220961474don't know what this means
well that's
>the Brits will never have a metal scene as bad ass as the NWOBHMAmerica wins again.
>>220961503CORRRRRRRRRRRR
right well
starting a youtube channel where i talk about warhammer 40k to cope with the divorce
this kiss, this kissunstoppable
>>220961408Sting
well thats God just made women with bigger cocks than the one ive got then
alri
>>220961537uhh did I miss something? Because I see no women with large cocks posted.
my name jeff
How come england never developed a pub culture despite being right next to ireland
>>220961550Can't imagine how utterly bent you have to be to support Arsenal.
>>220961573poo scromiting
>>220961579western saloons looked like awesome places, i wish they were still around.
An Irish Catholic family outside their home in 1932.
>>220961643I actually hate argies so can you never ever speak to me again please negro de mierda la concha de tu madre pelotudo de verga
not wearing panties
>>220961573screammminggg
>>22096157910/10 bait if it’s legit.
mental how irrelevant i am
>>220961646what if it rainswon't the paintings get wet
temu got mumthought she was better than this
>>220961684the end times are coming, we are all equal in the face of the culling.
>>220961684ktim
Watching the SG-1 pilot It’s a bit corny but pretty nice
got a haircut but it looks bad :/
>>220961734Can’t put lipstick on a pig dickhead
>>220961734AHAHAHAHAHAH NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHA
>>220961749yeah not good
Love these bros and their gaming storieshttps://youtu.be/d1zjmVo701U
>>220961734just go buzzcut man, hair is useless and says nothing.
>>220961748also you be quiet
>>220961760unc and unc two discussing dusty old grandpa gaming stories. YAWN!
>>220961765might have to
>>220961779hah, good one bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy6JoslpUME
there's no one else here, anon. just us. *rubs your thigh*
>>220961765>t. bald and coping
so this is rorke
Rorke. Rorke!! ROOOOOORRRRKKKKKE!!!!!!!!!!!
sex monster
>>220961765if you shave or buzz your head in the uk people will think you're a racist
rorke smoking mids
>>220961806hell nah :skull:, unc is a diddy disciple :wilted_flower:.
Hayley is missing. The 16-year-old was last seen on Tuesday 14th April 2026.
>>220961823shut the FUCK up
>>220961806um!!
Rorke doing crack, his mum banging on the door asking him if he's doing crack
it pancake day
>>220961836>>220961809unc crashout.
gen alpha can't smoke cigarettes kwab
>>220961832She’s kinda bad thoWhat’s the age of consent down under?
stonehengewhat was that all about
>>220961877bunch of lads put some stones up for a laugh. 2000 years later you get bearded 'pagan' neek niggers dancing around it
im 36next year ill be 37
>>220961877It’s literally a Victorian folly
Greggs.
>>220961877Aliens, white people arent smart enough to come up with stuff like this.
Can you help us find Kci?Kci, aged 13, was last seen at Umina Beach on Monday, 20 April 2026.
>>220961804shall be listening to this album nowthanks hun x
>>220961877what did they do with all the jelly?
>>220961908>KciPoztralians be naming their kids shit that is totally unpronouncable.
>>220961900Spices tell ghost stories about this meal
>>220961894and at what age are you gonna move out of your momma's basement
>>220961900scran
>>220961905nigga named kci
>>220961929im moving in with you
>>220961924
Brits don’t even be eating jollof rice with they hands
life is my drug
Rorke pooing in the toilet, and then flushing it
>>220961956what caste are you
Rorke’s da finding the objects
The mythical singular Rorke poster, a leviathan of a man. Posts about a fictional character all day every day on the birt
what's the point of sentencing someone to 1000 years in prison
playing with my foreskin is lowkey such a therapeutic experience.
>>220962008very good post
Open the door. NOW.
>>220962034*opens the door*
>>220961979
remember when sony pretended they got hacked by the norks just so yanks would think watching a seth rogan movie was the patriotic thing to dowas mental that
The singular bradley poster
balatrotoil
>>220962005Gives retards a false sense of justice and punishment so institutional reform isnt talked about.Why teach kids about the dangers of online groomers in school if we can instead raise the punishment from 45 years to 50 years? im sure thats gonna change everything.
just saw a spacecraft land in my garden
Emma Watson does smelly farts.
>>220962093hide alf before the CIA comes knocking
how do you find your soulmate?find your soul, mate.
>>220962101how do you know
me in my incel bedroom at 3am
>>220962111he works for the fbi (federal bum inspector)
OPEN THE FUCKING DOORRRRR
>>220962117s ktim
well it's the big show, yes it's the big fat show tonight dog, ah
ktim
might download a car
>>220962130
hawk tuah has passed on
remember the 1990s?
>>220962185yeah (i was born in 2001)
>>220962130Its so funny."Open the door or i will fucking end you"
I can still remember New Years Eve 1999 into 2000 and we were outside expecting planes to start falling from the sky
>>220962208True but I can't help wondering what he saw or heard to think a girl was being raped in there though
heard they're bringing back the y2k bug
test
i remember where i was when lady di was killed
>>220962234is it working?
zoomers don't remember sars
>>220961353
had a dream that I was approached by Zendaya at a party but she had these weird infected sores around her jawline which gave me the ick so I excused myself to the bathroom and avoided her
>>220962236where were you x
Did I save this vid from here or some other board? Sorry if it's been posted here before.
>>220962255had a dream that i was at a party and lorde was there but i was too scared to talk to her so i hid in a spare bedroom
>>220962269kekRorke junior
>>220962215i know what you mean bruh, i remember when season 1 of fortnite ended and the whole map was swallowed into a black hole, nobody knew what was gonna happen after that.>>220962227Good question, maybe somebody pranked him, no way this dude wasnt online 24/7 in some shitty discord.
Bladee be nice 2 me playing at a house party but you’re in the bathroom on the phone in the toilet
>>220962313kino
Odds I drinkEvens i do not drink Dubs I drink at the PC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiE_PtzscMIs smoking tea a legit thing you guys do?
well it's the big show
>>220962338no
>>220962338think smoking lavender would make you sleepy?
yeah it's the big fat show tonight
just blinkedjust breathed
mental how hulk hogan threw him off a roof
Flight 11, WTF was that about y'all??
>>220962374religion of peace
>>220962374really really wasn't onnot the thing to do
>>220962343He was in a movie or TV show as a goon or big baddie or something and I can't remember which. Wait yes it can it was Major Payne and he was a biker hired to batter Major Payne. I won't spoil it
women five seconds after I learn to turn invisible
this is my funeral musichttps://voca.ro/1hgV8DbdgCdl
>>220962396what is this genre of music called
planning rorke's funeral
>>220962374must have been a woman pilot
>>220962374Arabs lived inside of Pakistani caves and trained on monkey bars for 6 months, and then flew commercial aircraft into skyscrapers er summing. Iran is al qaeda btw.
>>220962394even with superpowers, you would still be lame.Anyways, isnt it kinda crazy that whenever somebody mentions the superpower of going invisible, everyone instantly thinks of sexual assault and rape?
why are you up at this hour then
>>220962405That's so rorke
>>220962429not tired
>>220962429>>220962432what you guys planning for today.
>>220962428I was clearly thinking of regular assault and battery
>>220962429deeply engrossed in a handyman / do it yourself type task
>>220962437gymvideo games
>>220962438i know what you meant. i didnt mean you specifically, i meant everyone in general, i always think of rape, i cant control myself.
>>220962474>>220962474>>220962474New
poo
>>220962289it seems the meeting a celebrity and being too autistic to do anything dream is a common one
>>220962484you're a nutjob
Heavy roast off me nan.
>>220962484right well I posted in this ultra early new thinking that it was a sensible new but it turns out the Canadian anon is on a fucking mad one!!!!!
>>220962505
>>220962429I always sleep like shit after I drink, brain decides to just make me wide awake at stupid o'clock in the morning
new sacha baron cohen film and it looks fucking dreadful!!
Would you purchase Abdul's wares?
>>220962545would still shag pike
>>220962547I wouldn't shit for 3 days if I ate all that lad. Sorry but no.
>>220962547nah too much battered food
>>220962547no, >>220962558the salt and pepper meal box from the local chinky is leagues better and like 1 pound more
The Xubuntu install on my home PC which I've been continuously upgrading since version 16.04 has finally fucked itself on the 22.04 to 24.04 upgrade and I had to reinstall the system from scratch. First time with a format and freah system on this machine in ten years.The software RAID array with my home directory reassembled itself without issue but wouldn't mount automatically until I ran fsck which spooked me a bit (I have a backup but it would take ages).To think I used to format my PC every year back in my Windows days.
>>220962547sorry abdul not today mate
>>220962547of course
>>220962577why on earth did you do thatnobody was forcing you to do that surely
>>220962571gayboi
>>220962547Abdul gets to have four battered wives who are also his first cousins.
>>220962599and they all smell like shit
