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How do you do fellow Englishmen
posting in the new
why are the irish like this
Do brits have any artists comparable to phil collins
replaced the butyl sealing tape in my vacuum bag after fucking up the old one earlierwould really like to set up my glue up now to leave overnight but I don't think the neighbours would appreciate me running the pump at this hourshall have to go to sleep and do it in the morning
where is she now...
>>220961408lowry
>>220961408Susan Boyle
people are calling me spud now
>>220961403Too high for this shit right now sunshineWhat’s it all about
might do the thing but I probably wontbeen going on 15 year now
>>220961444Narrow hips dumb cuntIf I wanted a woman I’d get a womanIf I wanted an ironing board I’d get an ironing board
>>220961408phil collins
stealth camping in the middle of the road while half pissed mandingos
I dropped my google maps pin into a random neighbourhood in the middle of Brazil and it's nicer than most of my local area
Nomadic herder peoples are chads compared to farming peoples
>>220961503heavy bosom
>>220961474don't know what this means
well that's
>the Brits will never have a metal scene as bad ass as the NWOBHMAmerica wins again.
>>220961503CORRRRRRRRRRRR
right well
starting a youtube channel where i talk about warhammer 40k to cope with the divorce
this kiss, this kissunstoppable
>>220961408Sting
well thats God just made women with bigger cocks than the one ive got then
alri
>>220961537uhh did I miss something? Because I see no women with large cocks posted.
my name jeff
How come england never developed a pub culture despite being right next to ireland
>>220961550Can't imagine how utterly bent you have to be to support Arsenal.
>>220961573poo scromiting
>>220961579western saloons looked like awesome places, i wish they were still around.
An Irish Catholic family outside their home in 1932.
>>220961643I actually hate argies so can you never ever speak to me again please negro de mierda la concha de tu madre pelotudo de verga
not wearing panties
>>220961573screammminggg
>>22096157910/10 bait if it’s legit.
mental how irrelevant i am
>>220961646what if it rainswon't the paintings get wet
temu got mumthought she was better than this
>>220961684the end times are coming, we are all equal in the face of the culling.
>>220961684ktim
Watching the SG-1 pilot It’s a bit corny but pretty nice
got a haircut but it looks bad :/
>>220961734Can’t put lipstick on a pig dickhead
>>220961734AHAHAHAHAHAH NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHA
>>220961749yeah not good
Love these bros and their gaming storieshttps://youtu.be/d1zjmVo701U
>>220961734just go buzzcut man, hair is useless and says nothing.
>>220961748also you be quiet
>>220961760unc and unc two discussing dusty old grandpa gaming stories. YAWN!
>>220961765might have to
>>220961779hah, good one bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy6JoslpUME
there's no one else here, anon. just us. *rubs your thigh*
>>220961765>t. bald and coping
so this is rorke
Rorke. Rorke!! ROOOOOORRRRKKKKKE!!!!!!!!!!!
sex monster
>>220961765if you shave or buzz your head in the uk people will think you're a racist
rorke smoking mids
>>220961806hell nah :skull:, unc is a diddy disciple :wilted_flower:.
Hayley is missing. The 16-year-old was last seen on Tuesday 14th April 2026.
>>220961823shut the FUCK up
>>220961806um!!
Rorke doing crack, his mum banging on the door asking him if he's doing crack
it pancake day
>>220961836>>220961809unc crashout.
gen alpha can't smoke cigarettes kwab
>>220961832She’s kinda bad thoWhat’s the age of consent down under?
stonehengewhat was that all about
>>220961877bunch of lads put some stones up for a laugh. 2000 years later you get bearded 'pagan' neek niggers dancing around it
im 36next year ill be 37
>>220961877It’s literally a Victorian folly
Greggs.
>>220961877Aliens, white people arent smart enough to come up with stuff like this.
Can you help us find Kci?Kci, aged 13, was last seen at Umina Beach on Monday, 20 April 2026.
>>220961804shall be listening to this album nowthanks hun x
>>220961877what did they do with all the jelly?
>>220961908>KciPoztralians be naming their kids shit that is totally unpronouncable.
>>220961900Spices tell ghost stories about this meal
>>220961894and at what age are you gonna move out of your momma's basement
>>220961900scran
>>220961905nigga named kci
>>220961929im moving in with you
>>220961924
Brits don’t even be eating jollof rice with they hands
life is my drug
Rorke pooing in the toilet, and then flushing it
>>220961956what caste are you
Rorke’s da finding the objects
The mythical singular Rorke poster, a leviathan of a man. Posts about a fictional character all day every day on the birt
what's the point of sentencing someone to 1000 years in prison
playing with my foreskin is lowkey such a therapeutic experience.
>>220962008very good post
Open the door. NOW.
>>220962034*opens the door*
>>220961979
remember when sony pretended they got hacked by the norks just so yanks would think watching a seth rogan movie was the patriotic thing to dowas mental that
The singular bradley poster
balatrotoil
>>220962005Gives retards a false sense of justice and punishment so institutional reform isnt talked about.Why teach kids about the dangers of online groomers in school if we can instead raise the punishment from 45 years to 50 years? im sure thats gonna change everything.
just saw a spacecraft land in my garden
Emma Watson does smelly farts.
>>220962093hide alf before the CIA comes knocking
how do you find your soulmate?find your soul, mate.
>>220962101how do you know
me in my incel bedroom at 3am
>>220962111he works for the fbi (federal bum inspector)
OPEN THE FUCKING DOORRRRR
>>220962117s ktim
well it's the big show, yes it's the big fat show tonight dog, ah
ktim
might download a car
>>220962130
hawk tuah has passed on
remember the 1990s?
>>220962185yeah (i was born in 2001)
>>220962130Its so funny."Open the door or i will fucking end you"
I can still remember New Years Eve 1999 into 2000 and we were outside expecting planes to start falling from the sky
>>220962208True but I can't help wondering what he saw or heard to think a girl was being raped in there though
heard they're bringing back the y2k bug
test
i remember where i was when lady di was killed
>>220962234is it working?
zoomers don't remember sars
>>220961353
had a dream that I was approached by Zendaya at a party but she had these weird infected sores around her jawline which gave me the ick so I excused myself to the bathroom and avoided her
>>220962236where were you x
Did I save this vid from here or some other board? Sorry if it's been posted here before.
>>220962255had a dream that i was at a party and lorde was there but i was too scared to talk to her so i hid in a spare bedroom
>>220962269kekRorke junior
>>220962215i know what you mean bruh, i remember when season 1 of fortnite ended and the whole map was swallowed into a black hole, nobody knew what was gonna happen after that.>>220962227Good question, maybe somebody pranked him, no way this dude wasnt online 24/7 in some shitty discord.
Bladee be nice 2 me playing at a house party but you’re in the bathroom on the phone in the toilet
>>220962313kino
Odds I drinkEvens i do not drink Dubs I drink at the PC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiE_PtzscMIs smoking tea a legit thing you guys do?
well it's the big show
>>220962338no
>>220962338think smoking lavender would make you sleepy?
yeah it's the big fat show tonight
just blinkedjust breathed
mental how hulk hogan threw him off a roof
Flight 11, WTF was that about y'all??
>>220962374religion of peace
>>220962374really really wasn't onnot the thing to do
>>220962343He was in a movie or TV show as a goon or big baddie or something and I can't remember which. Wait yes it can it was Major Payne and he was a biker hired to batter Major Payne. I won't spoil it
women five seconds after I learn to turn invisible
this is my funeral musichttps://voca.ro/1hgV8DbdgCdl
>>220962396what is this genre of music called
planning rorke's funeral
>>220962374must have been a woman pilot
>>220962374Arabs lived inside of Pakistani caves and trained on monkey bars for 6 months, and then flew commercial aircraft into skyscrapers er summing. Iran is al qaeda btw.
>>220962394even with superpowers, you would still be lame.Anyways, isnt it kinda crazy that whenever somebody mentions the superpower of going invisible, everyone instantly thinks of sexual assault and rape?
why are you up at this hour then
>>220962405That's so rorke
>>220962429not tired
>>220962429>>220962432what you guys planning for today.
>>220962428I was clearly thinking of regular assault and battery
>>220962429deeply engrossed in a handyman / do it yourself type task
>>220962437gymvideo games
>>220962438i know what you meant. i didnt mean you specifically, i meant everyone in general, i always think of rape, i cant control myself.
>>220962474>>220962474>>220962474New
poo
>>220962289it seems the meeting a celebrity and being too autistic to do anything dream is a common one
>>220962484you're a nutjob
Heavy roast off me nan.
>>220962484right well I posted in this ultra early new thinking that it was a sensible new but it turns out the Canadian anon is on a fucking mad one!!!!!
>>220962505
>>220962429I always sleep like shit after I drink, brain decides to just make me wide awake at stupid o'clock in the morning
new sacha baron cohen film and it looks fucking dreadful!!
Would you purchase Abdul's wares?
>>220962545would still shag pike
>>220962547I wouldn't shit for 3 days if I ate all that lad. Sorry but no.
>>220962547nah too much battered food
>>220962547no, >>220962558the salt and pepper meal box from the local chinky is leagues better and like 1 pound more
The Xubuntu install on my home PC which I've been continuously upgrading since version 16.04 has finally fucked itself on the 22.04 to 24.04 upgrade and I had to reinstall the system from scratch. First time with a format and freah system on this machine in ten years.The software RAID array with my home directory reassembled itself without issue but wouldn't mount automatically until I ran fsck which spooked me a bit (I have a backup but it would take ages).To think I used to format my PC every year back in my Windows days.
>>220962547sorry abdul not today mate
>>220962547of course
>>220962577why on earth did you do thatnobody was forcing you to do that surely
>>220962571gayboi
>>220962547Abdul gets to have four battered wives who are also his first cousins.
>>220962599and they all smell like shit
>>220962603scream
>>220962591I'm talking Windows 95 and 98 days, shit slowed down over time. Maybe it got better later but I haven't had a personal Windows machine since 2001 or 2002.
>>220962603love the Roma
guys im a bit smashed (me diego) like yeah smashed innit haha
have a date Friday evening
>>220962645Sort of weird how they're so disgustingly tacky like the irish ones
>>220962661just all seems a bit bent
>>220962629>>220962577silly old cunt
what's your wife like then happy are you
kanye wtf m8
why don't niggas declare war anymorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CqGeAmVu1I
>>220962579This i would
>>220962672imagine how bad these cunts smellvomit-inducing
>>220962672mad how these guys exist but they're not africans
>>220962680unc still on internet explorer
>>220962672reminder that this man is more closely related to East Asians than to Africans
>>220962685we declare special operations nowit's less embarrassing when it goes wrong
>>220962672
>>220962712im going to bed, its late, goodnight good people.
why the fuck are you people up are you also alcholics?
>>220962725You end Apartheid and this is what you get. Was it worth it?
>>220962732It's 7:49 pm
>>220962732I'm a heavy, heavy alcoholic. A minimum of 8 pints of beer per day.
>>220962717It's also not easy to do it legally nowadays, there's checks and balances, e.g. in the US you need congressional approval. So you go around that by calling it something else.After 2008 the bankers the bonuses we put all sorts of regulations to stop banks from doing shady shit so now all the shady financial manipulation is done by innovative companies that aren't banks.
>>2209627628 pints each day is a lot but 8 pints on an alcoholic day isnt that muchi had like 10 double sotday and im relatively sober
>>220962732I am but I'm not drunk tonight. Woke up at about 6pm because of Tuesday and Wednesday's drinking
>>220962768What in the fuck is a "double sotday"?
>>220962783same i got up at 6pm from being smashed last night and then got on it again cos i'm a retardim ok tho ddint drink that much today like i said 10 doubles or w .e. so can work properlyt tomorrow>>220962789doubles today
>>220962783god I wish we had all night diners in this country
>>220962783>not drunk tonightPOOSYBOI
>>220962801There's no 24/7 restaurants in the UK? That can't be.
>>220962800If you're a proper alcoholic then your typing shouldn't get fucked up that bad. You should be a master of the art of typing flawlessly while utterly brainfucked.
Come with me if you want to live
>>220962810we've got 24hr fast food places but 24hr restaurants with a menu and cutlery are very rare
>>220962803I'd drink you under the table mate guaranteed>>220962801True but in case you didn't know that's not at night, it's during an eclipse
>>220962819nah i am not a flawless tpyeri'm just a mess haha
>>220962810The McDonalds in my uni town opened 24/7 only on weekends. Other than that, i've never known of any other restaurants or fast food places that did it.
hate alcohol me
>hate alcohol me
>>220962827We have Waffle House and Denny's in most states, basic diners where you go for drunk food. I'm told there used to be more variety like 24 hr Chinese and ethnic restaurants but most of them couldn't handle robbers and all that. >>220962830That's so odd. I've always taken it for granted that I could get something at 2 am besides mcd
>>220962840not a 'sheed just don't like it x
Morning lads
i quite like alcohol but lately i've been enjoying moderate weed usage
>>220962860bonjour
>>220962860Hello again
>>220962863Don't like weed. Smoked it several times and every single time it's resulted in an insane panic attack where I felt like I was literally dying for 5+ hours.
>>220962876it's never done that for me but I feel like my entire life i've been in that state
>>220962870Don't get schoolboy French with me - from Blackpool
>>220962863indica gave me very good orgasms back in day
We've got a 24hr Sainsbury's near me that delivers but no 24/7 pizza or burger places but there's still a few open now until 5am tonight so I'm not complainingDunno where I got this pic, probably here or /ck/ but it's not one of mine
>>220962876I can only assume you've never done any kind of drug before if weed gives you panic attacks
uh ladsI got about 100k in theredo I get the fuck out?
sikhs are bro tier
>>220962911I need a London chicken burger ASAP.
>>220962911Corr id smash that
>>220962875Again? I don't think I've been on INT for years
>>220962925I'm this guy: >>220962762 I drink heavily and have done for over a decade at this point. I've also done coke and ketamine on several occasions. I feel fine doing all these things. But weed utterly fucks me up and makes me feel like I'm in literal hell.
>>220962911wtf is the point of a 24hr sainsburys? niggas really doing the weekly shop at 3am?
>>220962937
>>220962947bizarre, I guess it really doesn't mix well with booze
fucking love burgers
>>220962965chicken, beef or FILLET O' FISH?
>>220962949It's only a little one, not much bigger than a corner shop really. It's mostly shift workers and other alkies I see in there at 3am. Maybe the odd stoner with the munchies or lads stumbling home after a night out
>>220962965>fucking love burgers
>>220962979all of em
>>220962985https://youtu.be/NmjrfXO0mdk?si=qjV_R43521ofR82w
>>220962985ELTON NEIN
>>220962979>FILLET O' FISHcor
>>220962985if you squint your eyes it kind of looks like adolf hitler
>>220962979never had a fillet o' fish because i always forget to eat fish on a friday
>>220962985why'd you shop nigel farage into the beef?
>>220963007are these actually goodalways thought they looked a bit grim
Handed in me 2 week notice direct to shekelberg himself
>>220963021bizarre postso baffling it's borderline offensive
>>220962545>A male chauvinist finds himself in an alternate world where the social power dynamics between men and women are reversed.[1]so basically that one red dwarf episode but as hollywood slop and directed by a lesbian womangreat stuff
>>220963041that was the pointi'm going to be making more bizarre and nonsensical posts in the futurewatch this space
>>220963034I've had themThey're alri. Just they're obviously inferior to a BigMac so can never really justify getting them. If you're feeling like pigging out and you want to get it as a side then it's definitely enjoyable.
>>220963041He's a Catholic beast you goofball
>>220963046good gimmick idealooking forward to it
>>220963021>i always forget to eat fish on a fridayBad goy. Rabbi Jesus will be very upset with you.
>>220963018
>Bad goy. Rabbi Jesus will be very upset with you
doing a straight porn haka
>>220963045At least Red Dwarf recognised that the sex that carries children couldn't logically be the dominant sex so had it that men carry children in that parallel universe insteadSomehow doubt this film would do that
>>220963067I don't look like this, but I DO say this.
3/10 bird at work told me she's living out her car. Might invite her over mines just cause im bored with life and leaving the job soon
>>220963034it's basically a giant fish finger in a bun, it's nice but kinda bland
>>220963079do it
any bohemian layabout in?
sarcasm is the second least funny form of comedy after pop culture references
might have an absurdly early round of sausages
on the bog doing a wee shite
>>220963107return of the sausages.
>>220963106where do puns rank
>we're in an energy crisis>oh btw we also literally produce too much electricitymake it make sense for fuck's sake
>>220963096Think i might. Protogf has till Sunday to give me a day we can meet, if she fails to do so i'll shag the chubby hobofu with massive breasts
>>220963106I can't use sarcasm because I deliver everything in the same flat monotone voice and people can't tell the difference
When I read poo screaming in a niggers face i always imagine the poster running over to a random wog and screaming in his face and just shitting himself
Watched a 5 hour YouTube video about how Oz Pearlman is a FRAUD and it ended so abruptly I wasn't ready for the next video and got very confused
>>220963106I was going to argue with youthen I took an arrow to the kneeroflcopter
>>2209631213/10 homeless chick though? Surely you can do better than that mate
https://youtu.be/9XNg4q3j_I0
Love my bed
>>220963134>3/10 homeless chick though?hot IMO
>>220963119Can they not switch them off or even just unplug them? Seems like a bit of a design flaw
>>220963124>running over to a random wog and screaming in his face and just shitting himselfktim
Gn off to bed
borger
>>220963107Post photos - I miss them
>>220963212that's too much burg
>>220963212Nice serving of Elton John's signature sauce on top there.
>>220963218You miss sausages?
>>220963236Yes, really. I can't get them here and can't bring them back when I visit UK.I can get everything else.
mad how rorke as a character was started by one guy
the sausagedemic
mad
>>220963260Nice - you can keep the beans tho
>>220963249Why can't you get sausages in France? Are you already under sharia law?
>>220963277Why don't you like beans lad?
>>220962810We hardly have any left either what you mean chiefCovid knocked them almost all out
>>220963250>>220963270mad that
>>220963270this is the lad who throws a melty about the singular rorke poster today
>>220962474>>220962474>>220962474
>>220963285Of course I can - but they're not the same.Meat content too high, not enough rusk and spice.I tried chipolatas, sausice de Toulouse, German... no good.>>220963293just don't like them for breakfast - beans on toast is ok thoHungry now - bastard
need an american gf
