Prev >>220960923Cocktails edition
we love our strong black women don't we folx
>>220963239apothic is definitely something I could only drink if it's been slopped down
>>220963217i have this impression that it's the peak rust belt state, that parts of it are dead and much of it is abandoned towns built on toxic waste sites. like that town with the perpetual coal mine fire beneath it
>>220963239one cobra’s blood please
>>220963239should I add tabasco or Valentina to the new bowl of dried up shrimps?
we lost a real onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LwcvjNJTuMhere's to you, Josh
for me it's cheap rye and a splash of ginger ail. in a plastic cup because i'm a bum.
how do i get insta chink puss in 619
niggas really out here having gay sex with other men??? bruh moment lmaooo
>>220963269nigga what the fuck are you eating
>>220963262
>>220963288dried up shrimps
I wish fast food places would sell their mayo. Store bought tastes like garbage.
>>220963289
>>220963295nigga its just kraft or hellman's with some salt
>>220963295leafs dont get dukes do you
>>220963304>>220963295it tastes yolky, since its made out of eggs, the aftertaste is not so good, not a fan
Hellman's is the best idk why anyone would dislike it.
>>220963282>ginger ailThat's sick, bro!
niggas be like"these eggs too spicy"
>>220963295The best mayo is Kewpie from Japan. You have to make sure you get the actual imported Japanese stuff, and not the type that’s got an altered recipe to try and suit the tastes of the North American market.>mayo, Japan8^O It has a higher yolk content and tastes better
>>220963294It's just dried shrimpDried up would mean it's completely dry and unusable
The funny thing is it wasn't /tv/ or media that made me like Black women, it was meeting attractive ones irl that explicitly did not look or talk like the ones in movies, music, and tv.If shit like Dustborn or Forspoken was my only impression of them being in a place like Europe or Asia I'd hate them vehemently too.
>>220963304>>220963326doesn't taste the same as McDonalds mayo
>>220963269wtf lol?
>>220963351okay, it's just dried... not sure how completely would look
>>220963354One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets.
I ain't never gonna be happy none. I should just end it like.
>>220963322they make a version with olive oil that has a very unique flavour, i prefer it over regular mayo now.the key with mayo is to use it sparingly, people have this desire to glob it on and then it just ruins the whole meal.
Refused to hug a female friend because if a girl hugs me more than once per quarter I'm going to get oneshot
sssoooooooo anywayyy... lol
>>220963397LOL
>>220963379any brand ? I might try it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCs9_CNEqwAYour posts
I wish girls posted in here.
so anne hathaway dressed up like the whore of babylon
>>220963370McDonalds is sloppa stop poisoning yourself bruther
i'm a girl
should I even go to bar karaoke? I wont meet anyone and there might be more people tomorrow since its friday
>>220963418huge if true
>>220963418not legally, or biologically.
>watching music video on youtube>check most replayed part >it's a shot of a woman's bare foot
>>220963406No you don't. Whenever a regular poster gets found out to be a woman everyone starts simping for her and all discussion revolves around her. I've seen it happen in this general 3 times
I put footfags in the same category as pedos
>>220963409which movie? I don't find her attractive dough
>>220963465well I wish there was a way for women to post here and other people didn't know except me.
if you guys weren't so weird about girls posting here we would be more upfront about it
hi cummmiesssss
>we
>>220963480no one is being weird about it just show your pussy it's not a big deal
>>220963480men online don't get to interact with women, so when an oppoirtunity arises then they can't help themselves. It's like a starving man finding food.
DO I GO TO THE BAR OR NOT, HELP ME
/brit/ has employed woman who posts regularly.
/brit/? more like /shit/
>>220963503what purpose do you have in going to the bar?
>>220963503Idk lol
>>220963503doesn't make any sense to meet people at bars, well, at least to me
>>220963505nigga that's not a woman that's a dude
>>220963515possibly meeting people>>220963516fuck you>>220963517callete la boca
>>220963520ben franklin lives
nostalgic for grainy sidebar pop up ads that would link you to a website filled with viruses
>>220963406>I wish girls posted in hereThe only ones we get are schizos like that one that came here a couple weeks back>>220963418I have a feeling the federal government disagrees
>>220963269Looks good when you're drunk
>>220963284Daygo has some hot chicks frfr
hot girls would never waste time posting here because they can get far more attention on normie sites like instagram
>>220963480I keep getting Spinny ads
>>220963591iktf
Mom said it’s my turn to /cum/post
guys cmon, I need to know if I should start pregaming or not
goodnight cumbums
>>220963616roll?
ITS ONE IN THE MORNING SHUT THE FUCK UP MOCKINGBIRD
>>220963616>pregamingWdym? Like how normalfags drink up before going to social gatherings?
>>220963634getting drunk off my own stash so I dont have to pay almost 30 bucks for 3 beers at the bar>>220963633nigga its 10:30
i don't care
>>220963639Thats a good choice moneywise, but idk about arriving already drunk desu.
>>220963239Pink Cobra would be good with half the vodka replaced with ice, I'd imagine
>>220963651fuck timmy gonn' do?
>>220963652I just wanted a cute blonde blue eyed german american girlfriend
>>220963239i'll have a pink cobra. sorry, i never bought one of his wands, i don't have the mystic powers to have any of the others.
>>220963652nordic women are ugly german and czech women are beautiful
Portsmouth FC on tour
It's done.
alright since you guys wont helpevens I go, odds I dont
>>220963344I tried it once. It was 8 dollars and tasted sweet. I'll stick to hellmans
Why are you not helping your community like this?>https://youtu.be/gOOQ694Khec
>>220963694alright alright alright
Been having crazy nightmares for weeks now
>>220963687just had a wank to my favorite porn star, skin diamond
My go to ebony is Victoria Cakes
for me, its Jezabel Vessir
i got my brother to drop off my package at ups
*drops my "package" on your sister's face*
Demi Sutra is good too, before she bogged herself
>And here's where your mother sleeps >And here is the room where your brothers were born >Indentions in the sheets >Where their bodies once moved but don't move anymore >And it's so sad to see the world agree >That they'd rather see their faces filled with flies >All when I'd want to keep white roses in their eyes
I miss being happy and optimistic
>>220963807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ-l90tfKrA
im hungry
one of my friends dropped out of school and it took him 10 years to get his ged
>>220963768for me, it's moriah mills
>>220963838at that point nobody cares about your high school education.
>>220963820<3
Trump is just like Lord Voldemort
I wanna shoot myself in the head
>>220963868shoot the guy above you in the head instead
>>220963865maybe in his first term, but lately he's been more like thanos or darth vader
>>220963868Life is epic bro
day 1 of nofap finished
He will not divide us
patriots need to stand back and stand by Q will lead us
Turkey bacon is pretty good
let me remind you chud newfags this generals foundational beliefs
Mentally preparing myself for an all chicken/seafood diet for the rest of my life because of the amount of ticks I saw today walking dogberg in the field today
remember when RFK boasted about snorting coke off a toilet seat
>>220963963wrong one fuck!!!
Texas in over rated
>>2209639796th Street was lit af bro and the Riverwalk is cinema
i cant believe this decade is already half way over the 2010s felt way longer
>>220964007we're still reeling from COVID
Did you guys just feel that? The timeline has changed again
just tried gay trans sex. why didn't you guys tell me this shit is freaking awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEgEmTgAEUkHE WAS BORN A FATHER TO A PAWN ON A CHRISTMAS DAYWHEN THE NEW YORK TIMES SAID GOD IS DEADAND THE WARS BEGUNALAN TOSTIN HAS A SON TODAYAND HE SHALL BE LEVONAND HE SHALL BE A GOOD MAN
>>220964033Wait till you try the big b
my perception of the passage of time changed drastically with age in a way i didn't expect at all. i wonder what it's like for my centenarian grandmother? do months feel like days to her now?
>>220964023your posts used to freak me out when i was having my mental break down
some real bitch nigga posts rn, do better guys
>>220964063no
It will never break me
>>220964063Everyone is super sad and depressed so they post ironic shit
>>220964070
>>220964082i can tell that pupper was real special
>>220964082RIP
one beer down
Well, I dreamed I saw the knights in armor comingSayin' something about a queenThere were peasants singin' and drummers drummingAnd the archer split the treeThere was a fanfare blowin' to the sunThat was floating on the breezeLook at mother nature on the run in the nineteen seventies
drinking milk
I miss her bros
>>220964082shortanon?
swapped some retards milk with horse cum
porno time
Wash away us allTake us with the floodhttps://youtu.be/R5pr9lDaEyw
https://www.youtube.com/live/-d9lHib8FJM?si=kBmu2pUW1Ujt4GPLLive chase!
>>220964139cammy > Chun li
>>220964139>ai pornbased.
28 years later was bad
>>220964166Dawn of the Dead remake was more kino
>>220964130no
what about 30 years later and it's a documentary about my mom regretting birthing a manchild
>>220964159why not both? I've written plenty of MDLG with them.
He's literally me
your mom squirts liquor out of her pussy
>>220964202impossible because alcohol is a disinfectant and since the birth canal hosts live bacteria. the alcohol would destroy the natural flora
>>220964215your moms pussy flora is ruined
my fave youtuber?girltruckroutinereckon you should check outlike the female version of ryan gosling in drivebut does lorry drivingvery cuteblondetight little hard bodybut quietintrovert non-vapidworking class valuespractical and skillfulshe not like udder vapidthots on youtube
>>220964215>>220964202I've heard some women douche their pussies with Coke to function as a sort of homemade morning after treatment to avoid pregnancy
>>220964166which wun der>>220964116s two
>>220964250Sounds like an urban legend
your mom has mushrooms growing in her vagina if you wanna know the truth about it
>>220964116I DREAMED I SAWSAINT AUGUSTINEALIVE ASYOU OR ME>>220964250sounds like thr dunbest shidd i ever 'eard
This dumbass might run out of gasI can't imagine how low your IQ must be to try and flee the police
>>220963757my dreams are very vivid recently. and they're not always remarkable. usually, if i remembered a dream, it was because it was so good, or so terrible. now, it feels like i'm someplace else, but ordinary, and in living color. more lucid, too. when people act oddly, my brain is still working. "why do that, why say this". it's all very strange.
>>220964260>urban legendApparently it was done in the 50s before birth control and morning after pills were invented, makes sensehttps://www.bmj.com/content/337/bmj.a2873
>>220964034One of my favourite Elton songs
>>220964149>>220964280Nice I love these
I kept waking up and going back to sleep earlier this morning and every time it'd be a dream of me back in my first house as my Dad progressively fumed with more and more anger over some nonsense. Right before he was right about to crack and do some crazy shit I woke up for the last time. Not quite a nightmare but it was really bizarre.
>>220964082I think it did break me
>>220964327Was your dad an angry guy in real life?
I will die for Hitler er uh i mean democratic values and the gdp
>>220964245there was another girl trucker i watched several years ago. very comfortable rural driving with minimal commentary. she then married some dude, quit the job, had some idea to drive crosscountry in motorhome and make the youtube video about that. never did. made some videos about domestic disputes with her husband. tried some completely unrelated theme for the channel then quit that. very stupid waste of a good idea. she was fairly popular at the time before she destroyed her channel and her life.
>>220964321It's overHe gave up after getting spike stripped
>>220964382I always hated fuckin spike strips in Need for Speed. I sympathize.
>>220964382He took out a piece of paper I wonder what was written on it
>>220964356>an angry guy in real lifeHe's a very relaxed and happy guy overall but he gets bouts of really bizarre anger and irritability every now and then. He also has absence seizures relatively often, likely stemming from years of physical damage and probably a bit of PTSD from his years as a gangster. He tends to avoid a lot serious viloent stuff or horror stuff as a result.
>>220964382>>220964390>>220964394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc2azQ6NNbY
If you were blindfolded and sniffed a warm stack of pancakes covered in syrup and butter and fresh fruit on the side and you sniffed a Canadian boy's butt through his underpants you would struggle to tell the difference
>>220964398Damn he was a gangster? That’s pretty wild. He must have seen some fucked up shit back then.
>>220964416lol
stomp clap HEY
>>220964245>girltruckroutineWhat do you think her knickers smell like after a long shift driving and eating gas station food? Phwoarrr neeps and tatties that
clap stomp HEY
Teetering on the blunt edge of my sanity
do or do not there is no try
>>220964462Walnut headed ass nigga
>>220964469clouded this boy is
Just popped open a beer. I’m gonna drink it!
>>220964420>he was a gangsterYup, a skinhead. A real one too, not a Millennial larper who saw American History X once and said "literally me".>He must have seen some fucked up shit back thenHe sometimes gets into a weird funk, usually when he sees some old newsreel stuff get posted somewhere, after he meets the few living and free friends he has left, or when we drive by some place he used to frequent like a bar or a school where he's really lucid and vividly describes some awful shit he was involved in nonchalantly. I hear it more often here but back in MN it was out of sight out of mind for him and he almost never talked about it apart from whenever one of his close friends would die.Most emotional I've ever seen him get was when I told him I was planning to join the FFL and he described in graphic detail what it was like to see his closest friend die during a shootout with a Black gang as blood from his neck gushed out all over his hands. I don't think I ever saw him cry before that point.
cum bum
only ate chocolate pretzels today momberg didnt want to cook
>>220964382Is this another one or the same?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7cdloawq8c
Dude just started spinning out lol
What's poppin' ya dumb hicks
>>220964641shortfag
>>220964708Had a job interview earlier that went well and got a girl for summer early in the week. Very good week overall.
>>220964368
>>220964451corr love the lumineers
*stomp* *stomp* *stomp*
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2pii3uD46OI&
https://youtu.be/m3XoIUydPkobrutal mogs Anglican Holy Holy Holy and Reformed old 100th
>>220964875Youre chinese
I wanna see a show where the US just fumbles its way into a war against almost every nation on earth, and through desperation, atrocities and their nuclear attacks on neutral countries, the foreign powers just decide to not stop untill unconditional surrender and the partition of the country. The story would be of a war of almost 30 years, where nobody wins and none of the partitioning powers stay, and everything from canada to the Tehuantepec is just littered with bodies. A whole generation wasted, forced to rebuild and reflect
>>220964818
>>220964531I really don’t even know what to say. That’s crazy. >I was planning to join the FFLThe French Foreign Legion?
>>220964877you wouldnt understand the beauty of hymns. bet your church has band
>foreign >powers Iran gonna raise a new flag? Will Russia advance another 200 feet?
get the goonpod ready, i'm going in
I am white but Americans call me Mexican because I am not German white so I am Indian
Words
>>220964930China and india if allied and devoted somehow, can just throw waves of humans at the west coast untill eventually, somewhere, a beachead is stablished where they can flood in and sustain their armies from ravaging some of the richest places on earth
>>220964916keep smuggling that booze or you will be sleepin with the fishes capiche?
>>220964921>The French Foreign LegionYes. Didn't get in obviously.>That’s crazy.It's actually really fascinating because it makes me one of the very few White Americans to have an experience with crime, poverty, and family that's more like that of what Black Americans or immigrants deal with. I relate to and understand these demographics more intimately as a result while also having a head start on all the schizo shit too.I'm just lucky I had a Father who was smart and good enough to get me away from all of that shit instead of keeping me around places where I'd fall in with the wrong crowd or wind up a victim (though I've already been robbed since I've been back in AZ).
>>220964894reminder that it's your country's fault that Trump was elected.
>>220964997Nobody could ever pull that off. Even the most advanced ships on earth are just floating tin cans. The houthis proved this. Even Iran could take out our carriers if they desired (they'd get nuked)
>>220965014booze tomorrow.
thought tomorrow was pizza day then i remembered i already had 'za on monday
>>220965106I had pizza for dinner.
>>220965112from where
Do zombies shit?
There's nothing quite like a melatonin nightmare. I fucking love a drunk melatonin dreams. They're so vivid and bizarre. I say they're nightmares because scary shit happens in them, but I'm never scared in them. It's like being in 28 days later but not giving a fuck
Our Indian guests are finally assimilating!
https://youtu.be/SCZI7fZJlgE?si=RlSw3H7w16-M2cGG
worship my flatulence i do this all for you
>>220965246Indians always struck me as more amphetamine/meth types for whatever reason. Probably because they're always hyper and treated like slaves while simultaneously being weak and scrawny.
Crazy how Michael Jackson molested children
Its kinda crazy that the word for the european jewish ethnicity has both ash and nazi in it
>>220965268https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFotC_vClpQ
There's nothing quite like a melanin nightmare.
>Ashkenazi Jew is funny because it has the word 'nazi' in it
https://youtu.be/cTZ7XZIiT7o?si=3sf8jmI3XBBKEmcR&t=68
>>220965329I had no idea bjork music was so horrible. She seemed cute in that video where she was fucking with a TV
>>220965015Yeah being raised around gangs would make life almost impossible.
>bjork music was so horrible
>>220965370Ironic imagine consideing the one fan of bjork i know of is gif related
>Ironic imagine consideing the one fan of bjork i know of is gif related
>>220963269>eating dried shrimpvomit.gifv
>>220965351I prefer her work in The Sugarcubes
>>220965384not to mention the padre of all Bjork fans was a proto-tranny that acked himself on film
goodnight
why havent you gone to russia and saved a milf from loneliness?
>>220965352I always joke with my family that if I had reamined in the gritty parts of Phoenix I likely would have become a teen SoundCloud rapper that had 15 minutes of fame in the late 2010s before either ODing or getting arrested.Alas, we may never know.
>>220965460I have a feeling this milf isn't lonely
>>220965460Nigger where did you get this pic of my Mom
I'm not saying all black people look like chimps but there are some black people who REALLY look identical to chimps
Bout to smoke a doob.
>>220965542
>>220965542Grow up
>>220965523so do some asians
>>220965572is the author of those guides jewish
keep gooninggo go go go go!!!!you can do it!!!!
>>220965523BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP RACIS ASS CRACKA I CANT MOFUGGIN BREAF AN SHIET
>>220965603*sharts*
>>220965603I've got a vid of the girl from Fighting With My Family getting spitroasted by a White guy and Black guy if you're interested
>>220965558SEAs look like monkeys, its different. People say black people look like monkeys but they mean apes.
>>220965558>>220965608no I mean like IDENTICAL to chimps
I've never been golfing
>>220965631
>>220965631I posted a better example than u tho....
>>220965643no you didnt and youre gay
>>220965640i look like that
>>220965640Is this achievable natty?
>>220965594most likely
>>220965660Yes if you eat a lot of vegetables, fruits, nuts, seeds and BUGS
>>220965656
Erm, yeah, I'm thinkin' it's time
>>220965691Time for WHAT, Rhonda?
>>220965710time to throw a baseball into his bussy
>>220965710>Time for WHATEver played a game called Manhunt?
>>220965710time to hit some BOMBS
HeyDid you read this?You just got rickrolled ;)
Doob has been smoked. Listening to a HorrorBabble episode. Just drank some coffee too. LFG.
I feel really bad for the Alphies having to deal with 764. It's some really sick shit that feels straight out of a late 90s J-horror classic, I don't remember ever dealing with anything that elaborate or evil back in the day, 09A stuff was much more fringe in the 2010s.
What if Bart's name was fart What if Bart's name was shit
OVER THE GREEN MONSTER THAT BALL IS GONE
card, dart, eart...
Canadians are SEETHING
I’m gonna have one final beer because I’m a sicko bastard
>>220966029That's our natural state
>>220966107
shoop da whoop
>>220965621Top is Chinese though
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
belly full of soup
*jabs you in the jaw*
only half of the popcorn bag poppedmy life is ruined
>only on my fifth shift at new job>already want to push my shit backI am not suited for this world
Recently many American tankers loaded witn oil and naphtha arrived in Japan.Today Mexico authorized the export of 1 million barrels of oil to Japan.Japanese people are grateful to CUM friends and trust them.
>>220966525I love you guys too but sometimes I think you guys can be a bit cucked when it comes to us.
>>220966525Thank you, but please do not include the C in this. They are a chinese vassal state and want to destroy japan and the USA
zoom zoom really is an insufferable faggot isnt he
I should be placed in a mental hospital >>220966679He’s my boyfriend
>>220966572actually, you're the cuck. hope this helps
Not too fond of namefags in general
>>220966744I use 4chanx and force everyone to be anonymous
>>220966732>you're the cuckWhy am I a cuck for thinking Japan's Americaphilia can be unwarranted and weird sometimes?
can't fucking sleep, that beer and weed 5 hours ago did not hit the spot.
>>220966768why are you the cuck for being a cuck?
>>220966780>being a cuckwhomst am I being a cuck to, for, and/or with?
>>220966806Me
YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEEYOUAREA PIRATE!
>>220966806you're a libtard so you're automatically a cuck, but also you're just upset that Japan doesn't like the gay libtard part of America and they're fascinated by the Traditional part of America which you libshits hate.
I do like China they are buying a lot of oil from us, which increased our oil price, more money for our Healthcare and public services in Alberta
I wanna rub oil on my tits, on my dick.
>>220966887>you're a libtardQuite the opposite>you're just upset that Japan doesn't like the gay libtard part of AmericaAgain quite the opposite, I'm critical of Japan thinking America is still trad and based when it's anything but and is actively trying to subvert them and their culture.>the Traditional part of America I am the "traditional part" of America. My family was here before America was even a concept and was merely a crown colony. Your family probably didn't even get here until after the Civil War at the earliest.
>>220966980>I am the "traditional part" of America.You literally post about being gay and jerking off to shemales, are afraid to get a real job and you're afraid to talk to women. what exactly is trad about you besides that one baseless claim that you have no evidence of
NEU!!>>220967036>>220967036>>220967036
