nan sorted me out
>>220972880oh my days that is loads
>>220972880leftypol swallowing them whole
>>220972880Had some green campaigners come ask me if I'd consider voting for themI said no thank you this is a reform UK householdThey exploded on the spot
big savings during today's shopping expedition
spice is so fucking bad, the high, if you can call it that, literally just zombifies you and the worst part is that it completely shreds your cannabinoid receptors so if you're using it as a stopgap, you can't get high off mary jane for a good week afterwardshard avoid
just got back from having my balls touched by my lady doctor
>>220972905they are known to explode, them green voters aye? *wink wink nudge nudge*
strolling around the high street giving homeless crackheads free spice and machetes
Saw a class from the local primary school on an outing earlier and it's far more over than I even thought it was
>tfw no latex gf
i just farted all over the place
being brown, thats your culture?
>>220972946Why does she look fit there but not fit normally?
https://x.com/Michaelknife1/status/2047571120392479197?s=20george galloway screaming roar
>>220972946is muslim yodeling going to be the new maori haka
>>220972941she's not made of latex it's just a suit
>>220972946mmhmm
How do yo people use captchas for every post you make ffs this is awful
>>220972880Miss me Nan. Lived with her for a bit. Used to make mental dinnersFavourite was plain penne pasta with some grated cheddar on top, unmelted with a jacket potato, sweetcorn and mangetoutfucking mental Nan
still can't believe thiscan't help themselves can they
>>220972965yeah
>>220972978not my problem
>>220972980how does the hat stay on
>>220972946White Power
>>220972880this reminds me
sucking a tropicana
>>220972978it gets easier after you do it a bit and don't clear cookiesreckon ziedy spends most of his time here solving captchas lol
alri
>>220972980can't help themselves what, run away from an explosion? vile antisemitic cunt
>>220973001cor
alri lads
Australians are truly all faggots
Bizarre
A wave of relief that has never been known floods in as one sets a date for suicide
>>220972946>mfw the little brown person tells me about how in their culture food is very important and so is family
>>220973001Cwooarrrrrr
woah
>>220972957she's being based (disapproving of uncivilised browns)
>>220973058indian coded incel shit
>>220973058who makes these thingsthey always seem to just appear on the internet one day
How fucked am I lads for developing a family?>Will be finishing Uni at 27 years old>Will have 2 years of uni debtI'll be working part time while at uni alongside some financial aid for my severe disability. But kinda stressing because I feel like i'll be really focused at uni to date & broke and old after I finish. I"m doing an engineer course so i'll at least be able to enter the middle class
Keir deserves a couple more transfer windows before we judge him imo, would like to see what he can do with a fully fit cabinet as well
>>220973078Total Nordicist Victory
>>220972978after about a week of solving the dogshit ones you get "trusted" and get trivial captchas or dont even need themits basically to make ban evading utter torture, so take heart in knowing heatherpaedo is suffering to make his posts here
>>220973089>But kinda stressing because I feel like i'll be really focused at uni to datethis is an excuse
right well that's him sorted
i think lorries should be banned from overtaking other lorries
>>220973089first, uni debt doesn't matter because it's effectively a taxsecond, as a man your age isn't that important, it's all about the age of the woman and your earningsif you can start earning relatively well by 31-32-33 then you should be able to get a leftover gf who's in her late 20s, married in two years and up to three sprogs after that
>>220973083schizophrenics pay illustrators to make them, most of the early soyjaks were made by one person because he got paid to make hundreds of variants of them by some discord freak
>>220973118All i've heard is that doing engineering courses has intensive studies
>>220973120it appears the hunter became the hunted
>>220973089>for my severe disabilitylol spastic mong
>>220973149maybe it will but don't pretend like it's the reason you won't be able to dateyou can load up an app right this second
Luv East Asian women Luv Southeast Asian women Luv Central Asian women Luv South Asian women Luv African women Luv Caribbean women Luv South American women 'Ate White women, not racist just don’t like 'em
>>220973120no one deserves such a fateRIP
>>220973120KWAB
Mad how Tom Scott came back after two years and started making 30 minute videos nobody watches while his mate has trooned out
>>220972880Looks alright. I'm having a wee bite of smoked eel tonight
>>220973083theyre pretty easy to make with a rudimentary grasp of image editing software
The Sweltering Spring of '26
>>220973204this says a lot about societey
>>220973137Thats fair>>220973173True but living with family to try & cut as many needless costs as Ican & I feel like that will put the ladies off a bunch
Genuinely cannot think of anything worse than going on a date with some random girl off the internet to see if you like each otherWould love a gf but fuck that
>>220973180>Luv Central Asian womenunfortunately they all blow up fat like balloons after they hit 26
It's like a bloody sitcom in here!!!!
Genuinely cannot think of anything worse than finding soyjak pictures funny
>>220973232murdering and raping children?
>>220973137>if you can start earning relatively well by 31-32-33 then you should be able to get a leftover gf who's in her late 20s, married in two years and up to three sprogs after thatY-yeah haha
>>220973232careful mate someone might soyjack you wouldnt want that would you mate
fookin ell m8
>>220973232no yeah that is quite grim>>220973246this tops it though if only marginally
>Genuinely cannot think of anything worse than finding soyjak pictures funny
they wrote an article about rorke
>>220973120At least he was 75. Lived a decently long life.
>>220973220>living with familyyeah you're not going to be able to get anything serious with thatyou can try some practice dating/gfs but if you want a family you should wait until you have at least moved out and are earning OK>>220973252that's what my dad did and it workedhe was a layabout until he was 30 then started doing ok for himself, got a gf and married her in a few yearsnow he's got a two million pound house and three kidsnever give up
>>220973287howling
>>220973291Sounds like an article about women
>>220973220maybe it will but don't pretend like any of that is the real reason you're not datingyou'll be doling out excuses until the end of time if you expect to ever be in a perfect situation to start dating
Had one chance at being happy and normal and then lockdown happened and fucked it allOh well at least it stopped the spread
>>220973310Rorke is spiritually a woman thats why he hates trannies so much they're two sides of the same coin.
>>220973291rorke (I) is (am) the opposite. he (I) feels absolute dread and despises talking about him(my)self so he (I) always steers conversations to letting normies prattle on about themselves
>>220972880that's an absolute kino meal right there
Spanish neighbour's started the boomboomboom techno music.Won't end til midnight.Fuck sake.
>>220973351>he feels absolute dread and despises talking about himselfoh you mean like youre doing right now? hm?
>>220973346sure
>>220972880Im hungry
>>220973364aren't you on the cans matejust play louder musichave a proper wog-off
>>220973294Yeah i'll try that. Thanks mate>>220973321Thats pretty fair all things considered. Even if it doesnt work, wont hurt & all that.
>>220973272me and the mrs when england lose
>>220973366got me
>>220973364Knife him
>>220973291podcasts need to die
scrannin a timmy taylors, tesco own brand tortilla chips and half a block of stilton cheesedogberg looking on enviouslymumberg shouting at me to do the potsyoutube playing loudly over all of itlife is goodlive life like the mayfly, lads
>>220973404howl
thinking about becoming british
might actually purchase and play skyrim today
Feel quite confident in my ability to sort my life out but what's the point reallyTo end up with some 6/10 who spends all day on her phone? Not arsed mate
My life is shit and I want to die
>>220973404
>>220973404Wonder how many times hes squeezed cum through that gap into another man's arsehole probably while getting a giant black cock repeatedly inserted into his rectum bareback it makes you fucking sick to think about
making fun of someone's teeth is bourgeois
>>220973423Get in line
>>220973419
the rind of a good stilton tastes like sweepings from a chicken coop (and that's a good thing)
>>220973457you get free braces on the nhs under 18 and he's never had to work a real job in his life
>>220973471How would you know that?
>>220973492I used to help a farmer with his cock
indians OFF my islandnigerians OFF my islandanglo-saxons OFF my island
LOVE braces me
Leftypol and institutional normalisation
>>220973457his mother is a whore and he's a evil jewish traitor that can't look after his own teeth let alone a country
>>220973428scroar
>>220973511Based Gael
>>220973521Inside my flesh I reckon
white girls' bums
Zoomers cannot comprehend the soul of the noughtieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvI5B_6umN8
Gonna be moving to Middlesbrough for a job. Anyone been here? What is it like?
feel sad
Why cant women park or maneuver, it's crazy
>>220973404could eat a dentastix without chewing
>>220973567Sir Shithole Denizen
>>220973574they overthink it
Last time I saw Mumberg she said she hopes someone kills Trump so the petrol prices will go down. She's not even into politics really, it's mental. Might report her to Prevent.
>>220973560>tattoodropped
thoughts on the smoking ban lads?
Mousey around? Got a cool Japanese word he might like
rorke hearing a counter clang above his head as the tipping point contestant picks dropzone number 2675
>>220973574>maneuverFOY FOY FOY
anime
>>220972880Butter nan la? x
how's it foing?
Sir Linux Mint
ktim
>>220973560Arse like Droopy the Dog's face
>>220973622grow up
How are you actually supposed to cope with being a friendless incel freak
>>220973574They can womaneuver
>grow up
for me it's Arch
>>220973662make some friendshave some sexbecome normal
>>220973662get a pet
wazzup mu /brit/ niggas
>>220973646
>>220973650it's droopy dog NOT droopy THE dog you mongoloid freak
Anti-semetic incidents on the rise.
>>220973662you become numb to it eventually
theres a proper mentally ill shut in freak zoomer at toil. he just sits there all sad and depressed watching tiktok on his phone. nobody talks to him, he has zero social skills or awareness, wouldnt be surprised if he was on here right now sadposting
>>220973662Make bare money
really dont get american accentsi just cant take any of them seriously
>>220973694Okay, team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch/AaEHIji4cJ0fucking screaming
Hello
Wanted to go cut the garden but the neighbours are out in theirs so now I've got to wait until later or tomorrowWish they'd all just fuck off and stop existing for a bit
>>220973083>who makes these thingshttps://soybooru.com/user/Genodile
outlook: not good
>>220973704there's a lot of them
>>220973704does make me lol when the midwits there shout 'we wuz shakespeare' haha imagine him with an alabamian accent
>>220973672Recently in Delhi a little himdu girl accidentally sprayed water on a ninja lady during holi and she invite entire clan to chimp out and kidnap that little girl. Her uncle came back home to rescue and they beat him up till he died
>>220973662I used to cry myself to sleep every night as a teen about being a friendless loner and unable to fit in and everyone laughing at me but now I don’t want that anymore. People annoy me more often than not and get in the way of what I’m doing and I feel no desire for friends or dating. Feels fine now.
lovely weather we're having, think I might sit outside tomorrow as well
>>220973721windows notification on my work laptop when I get an email back from my paki colleague
>>220973720What does that even mean nigga? Also, copts seem to be the whiter ones
An excellent documentary about 'A Year in the Life' at Craghead Colliery in 1969https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQyxIH1Px20
>>220973734Need all of them in council housing in rural England pronto
>>220973734serious question, have you ever raped anyone
having a burger and a pint. never kill yourself
>>220973694How does he not get fired if he's just watching TikTok all the time
>>220973726they all sound ridiculous>>220973732id kill myself if i spoke like one of them
>>220973560built for ___
>>220973761it's a bot don't reply
>>220973719odd behaviour
>>220973782BBLs
>>220973721I moved to gmail, much prefer it
>>220973716Hi Ian you alright?
I must kill myself, I have to do it
>>220973804That's rubbish as well
>>220973810nooooo don't kill urself your so sexy aha x
rorke this is poo seal actual be advised there are multiple bogeys in your AO
>>220973809I am ok
>>220973799get it scrapped and replaced with a gay black tranny flag
friday can of cider down the hatch
for me, it's proton mail
wanking to blacked jav
>>220973815Not really any alternatives that don't make you look like a fossil (yahoo/aol) or a paedo (protonmail)I had my own for a bit but nobody I got weird looks when I told them it
>>220973851'ce
Just hanging on to see Arsenal bottle it, will call it a day after that I reckon
>>220973825*eats them all*
>>220973769no but women have boob-elbowed me many times trying to skip ahead in queue
>>220973825AFFIRMATIVE POO SEAL - PROCEEDING TO EVAC ZONE.MOUSEY! GRAB THE JAVELIN AND SHOOT DOWN THAT PARASITE!
>>220973858just less clutter innit
>>220973825Enemy Biomass loaded for bear
>>220973858yh
>>220973799bitch named bilimoria
>>220973799>if it was about IQ then why not allow high IQ blacks into the country>meanwhile the high IQ blacks:
Poo Seal Six, going dark.
just washed my incel hairegg shampoo
since when did proton mail become for ‘cesi use it because ive had the same phone number since i was 13 and ive made too many gmail accounts and cant make more
Dr Poo Seal, I'm CIA
dont think I've ever seen a good yank post
>>220973909going brown
>>220973917it's not for nonces but when normalfags see you've got a SUPER SECURE PRIVATE EMAIL like Proton they're gonna think you're a paedo or a terrorist or something probs
thinking about how sacked tranny said he meows to himself at workimagine going to aldi and there's a tranny just meowingmad
Love the bulgarfu but she doesn't love me back :(
I am uninterested in the opinions of normies.
>>220973948there's one in my co op who talks in baby talk
Rorke's dad calling himself a blade runner as he takes out his circular saw to cut down traffic lights
I SUMMON DODIE CLARK POSTER
Business idea: LEGO Charlie Kirk film
in the garden under the pergolagot the manga onlovely lovely day
>>220973968well thats handy cause we're uninterested in you
>>220973948this is what his idea of "meowing" is btwhttps://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW
>>220973917It’s not. People have been indoctrinated to believe someone who cares about privacy must be a pedo. It’s how they get the mass surveillance shit passed
aussies love ending words with 'o' don't they?
>>220973994>we're
>>220973948>>220973979think as a society we should spend multiple years debating whether this is ok or not
>>220973948>meowsFOY FOY FOY FOY FOOOOYYYYYY
Bro thinks he's a normie omds
>>220973926ktim
I thought Mousey was a Scotch fella but I got access to his downloaded Twitch streams and he's got some generic poortherner voice
greyhounds freak me outthey have evil auras
>>220973799the eu flag behind him kek
rorke's dad's google history
chairman miaow
>>220973672ah yes filming yourself committing a public order offence
Got the Jim Cornette on
>>220974024it was that nancy boy pretending to be the more popular and likable mousefriend
>>220974007righto
>normie
Wanted to buy chicken in Lidl but the fit woman was restocking shit in the exact bit where the chicken was so I just walked off. I can get chicken tomorrow I guess
>>220974046chill out chaim it's just a bit of water
im a slug
>>220973681rorke and leftypol going at it
>>220974048he watches aew so i don't have to
>>220972905I'm more of a Restore Britain man myself.
Does the egyptian know that it's an imageboard and you can directly attach images to your posts
>>220974071s
>>220973745that means unironically you just learned to cope not that you actually prefer solitude
>>220974083Unless you live in great Yarmouth good luck voting for them in the locals
>>220974087pls be patient
>>220974087maybe he's image blocked
on my 39th pint
i actually have always preferred solitude thougheven in nursery i refused to play with the other kids :/
>im a slug
>>220972880You dont eat those with ketchup but with mustard. Only mustard
Already had my local election and the Greens won because of all the you know whats
Tim Heidecker seems like a really angry person
>>220974130parents didn't socialise you properly
>>220974150That's goodx
Rorkestein Leftypolwitz Rasheedberg LLP
>>220974150I live in hackney so will be voting labour in an attempt to keep them out but I expect the biomass vote will be too strong
i voted for the marxist-leninist party in our last election
>>220974156they actively tried to when they realised i was like that and it didn't work :///
time for a wank*loads USB bootstrapped tails OS and opens virtual machine* *turns on multi-hop VPN through TOR*im a privacy advocate you see, you've just been brainwashed
I was actually quite popular all through school due to reaching my full height (6 foot 3) very early and always being the tallest person in my year.
>>220974178I voted for economic libertarian candidate walt disney
soon
get him housedhttps://www.politicshome.com/news/article/james-cleverly-blames-labours-rent-reforms-eviction-home
not been online since Tuesday morning. first up is /brit/, then ill get the porn on.
>>220974193good ladand what of the wank material?
>>220974193alright pedo
>>220974193mad how these days you need a computer to achieve an orgasm
>>220974202hl3?
>will be voting labourOmds unc
>>220974188She picked Rorke
>>220974224lets just say im a huge fan of pragmata
no you see you need to trust the famously squeaky clean google and microsoft with all your data otherwise you're a NONCE mate
>>220974264They have it regardless btw
>>220974264you don't have to 'trust' them. you can also simply not care what they do with it
MASSIVE game tomorrow in the National League lads. Rochdale v York. Winner takes all.Will you be watching? I won't
>>220974264ah yes my data people must not know i like adult big boob porn
Every wank's a Torwank in the Starmerreich
>>220974283im shoving my hands up my arse tomorrow
>>220974238Who then?
>>220974283No, but I think Rochdale will win 2-1 and York will lose the play-off final against Carlisle
Horsesare SoLovely !!
just unironically shit my pants
>>220974283Sorry I only watch the Saturday 5:30 and Sunday 4:30 Sky PL games
it rape day
>>220974311
>>220974283what channel?
>>220974288You defo gave your ID + selfie to porn sites init
>>220974283what happened to york?feels like it should be a bigger city than leeds and sheffield
well i've fallen ill havent i
>>220974329Um
honse
>>220974336YJK
>>220974336airplane wings don't do that
>>220974363no you haven't be quiet
Free Lucy Letby
I've fallen... and I can't get upppp
It's like The Goonies in here Chunk: Diego Sloth: Mousey Mickey Pearce: Spaino
ultimate backshot rape
NEW>>220974399>>220974399>>220974399
just ironically shit my pants
yorkshire should be called sheffieldshire
>>220974382oh ok why dont you tell us what they do then SIKE i dont care
>>220974385yes im sniffling coughing nasty. I'll use this opportunity to get even more lean for the summer x
>>220974401grow up dollymong
>>220974202beautiful. valve is the best.
>>220974336Horse Seal
