latex edishold: >>220974399
>>220976186I look like this
>>220976221you don't look like that
>>220976221PRROFFF!>!??>>220976186why everyone dance online nowadays
LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
Watching Hollow Man. I like Carter, but I just know something bad is going to happen to him. :(
>>220976221he's got man ass so I believe it>>220976186man
… scored an early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP/WTA Madrid on sky sports Tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>220978651Who keeps taking these photos?
see she ugly af
>>220976186disgusting body, not even jokingshe's overweight
>>220978773GCHQ
>>220978787It's okay to be gay, Cody.
Mate I do not care come see me and I will fuck u up that’s it i don’t do this arguing on the forum anymore
janny was not having it
too rich for janny's blood that one
jidf onamadone
>>220976186>>220978787Sir Lyra Crowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4nEc5HUCDk
gay
>>220979005didn't ask
4+5 = 9makes you think doesnt it
GreatA tranny thread
any gay nigga in
any born in blyth and made in the royal navy man in
>>220978831sorry i should have said youtube and not podcast. and i'd gladly take any recommendations for a textbook
>>220979013take it easy with the g-word, hun
>>220976186shit fetish. this just looks like shit
>>220979015didn't ask either lol
>>220979024woke nonsense
>>220979026would be far better if it was
>>220976186the kind of dancing they have now in this generation is shitthe last dancing I liked was the dancing in ex machina even though it was a shit film
i have shit like 5 times today and i keep farting dont know whats got into meim literally about to go to the toilet again, fuck me
might get a gdk
>>220979024abstractions. not real.
>>220979052what you been eating lad?
>>220979067disgusting shite
>>220979067Sir Meconium Bap
>>220979067elton's been eating his spinach
>>220979067elton after being fucked by a tree
might watch breaking bad again
bloomingdale's more like bloomingdildos
Eating mini scotch eggsAbout 6 of them
>>220979067sir elton grinch
>>220979067looks like monty don farted on it
>>220979067cor
>>220979103next time buy one big one
mad how randy newman randomly has a song about how short people should all kill themselves
>>220979118this is the best one
Thinking of the time I overheard a drunk girl and her camp male friend compliment my arse at a festival. If I wasn't so tired I could've shagged them both.
bellend smelling like fish again
>>220979142*gives you a blowjob*
>>220979123Next time mind your own business
smeggy egg sandwich for lunch tea
>>220979049ex machina was good enough but yeah i agree the dancing was fun. she was a ballet dancer with the royal ballet
>>220979102My mom calls it bloomies.
>>220979081holy grimolihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meconium#/media/File:Mekonium.jpg
>>220979150thanks, needed that
>>220976186not crazy about colourful hair on non-ethnic women but she has an amazing body
>>220979124You're seriously autistic yeah
>>220979124nothing random about knowing dwarrows are evil
>>220979067what happened here?
I'm 22stone but I don't have diabetes.
>>220979173shan't hear a word about autism from a swede
>>220979187I get pussy, me
never liked pesto or pine nuts
>>220979180yet
got depression and an inability to do anything and wasted my entire life and need to blow my entire skull to kingdome come
No more faffing about. It's time to get serious about killing myself!
>>220979098good lad
>>220979203yet... but im on a diet
>>220979198i have a pussy
>>220979180genuinely insulting that I, at a mere 15st 10lbs, am riddled with beetus and yet my colleague reached 28st whilst having perfectly normal readings for most blood tests
>>220979207>>220979214KATHEEEM
>>220979214same bro
whats a good word to use to refer to the toilet when at working at a white collar office job? somewhere between 'the facilities' and 'the shitter'
tried watching a few eps of better call saul but it was too boaring
>>220979223Small world innit
>>220979202Most of the pine nuts in stores are imported from China and not high quality. The humble pesto that was inexpensive to make in Italy will set you back $30 or more because we live in a sosiaty
>>220979234loo or bathroom depending on the company
Visit Beeston Castle
>>220979234little boys room
>>220979234idk we call it the washroom
>>220979234What am I, a thesaurus?
>>220979234poo receptacle
>>220979225are you a short arse? im a big man so I can carry my immense weight without the beetus. I assume your 28st mate is a big fella.
>>220979234the toilet, I reckon
>>220979162if they had removed the robot and it was just a film about employer employee relationship it would have been better imo, could keep the mute one I guess just don't make it about ooo is robot have soul??
>>220979269I'm 6ft exactly, he's 5'9
>>220979234poo barn
>>220979222i'm on a see-food diet
just far too hot
>>220979234don't refer to it at all
Just had a depressing call with dadstein
we at /brit/ will be supporting Millwall in tonight's huge match
>>220979253Ok I will visit Beeston Castle
>i'm on a see-food diet
beachtoil tomorrow :)
>>220979234keir's chest
>>220979313CORRR! *pounces on you*
i see food and I stick it up my arse
>>220979337nudebeachtoil?
>>220979315:(
>>220979270bit crass>>220979252will go with loo I reckon>>220979314you just walk out of the room?
>>220979322sneed hammers to stay up for kino next season
don't think I can play competitive games, I inevitably start raging in chat and make an absolute fool of myself
i still insist that elle fanning has an uglier face than her sister. i think the fact that she became more popular is proof positive that gay men control culture. because they've decided it on other factors like acting. if straight men were in charge priorities for women on film would be very different. also the fact that dakota is clearly a lesbian means the gays fucking hate her
>>220979253I've been to Beeston many times and I don't remember there being a castle.
>>220979309see food and scoff it
toil eyecontactuationship wasn't in today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xdHY8HK9Ymad fer it
>>220979357passed by an unofficial nude beach while walking the southwest coast path once and it was just fat old people
Feel like pure shit just want the west back
Why does that mong always insist on making Hitler editions even though they get deleted every timeJust bizarre
>>220979288huh im 6ft exactly and 16st would be my ideal weight. always been stocky and at 16st i wouldnt be slim but wouldnt be at risk for the beetus, which thankfully I dont have.
>>220979387hell yeah
>>220979395had one of these but we broke up (i looked away)
>>220979402I'm going on one next week ummy
>>220979416hitlermong loves his hitler so he does
>>220979332burnley lad?
>>220979424FONT
>>220979406alri justinian i
>>220979249i figure i'll try it when i visit genoa/liguria
>>220979438fine goodness sake
mad how my life is basically over, i mean there's just no reasonable chance of any meaningful improvement, might as well be dead already
>>220979332DoxxedI'm going to order 1000 ladybugs on Amazon and release them into your house
>>220979385Dakota Fanning was really good in War of the Worlds.
might go on a nude beach and see if there are any transwomen therenot likely though is it
>>220979431nearly. well sort of, yeah. got to stop doxxing myself on here.
>>220979469It's a very liberal scene so it's not unlikely
>>220979385Wot
>>220979234just say toilet you yankified freak
>>220979459>1000 ladybugsok. that would be cool.
>>220979469There will be if you go.
>>220979496peng
well the real bothersome thing isn't that my life's not going to improve but that it's going to get much, much worse,
crocky trail mentioned
>>220979466all I remember of that film is tom cruise running and dakota fanning screamingthere was a giant alien bumhole at one point too i think
>>220979364you can say something like be back in a sec
Almost time for the new
>>220979473just doing it for fun dont mean anything nefarious
why would trannards go to a nude beach I thought the whole point was to dress up wrong on purpose
>>220979509I wish. Far too old to transition now but if I had done in my younger days, trust me, you'd be wanting to pipe me right up the shitter.
>>220979533
>>220979280yeah that plot point was a bit silly but i still enjoyed it. i liked devs too, which also has some silly parts and the same dancer was the lead actress and she isn't the best actor in the world, but it was interesting. some nice aesthetics too, same as ex machina
>>220979541LOL
HOORAY
never liked how it's never explained how luke escaped from hoth after being stranded in a snow desert with the base overrun by imperials
>>22097955767screaching
>>220979541They're getting brazen lately with the 'girl with a dong' routine. In Seattle they've even taken to walking around nude in public.
why do monkeys have way smaller willies than humans
>>220979540Clitheroe castle is currently scaffolded and wrapped :(The King of Australia came recently and the castle wasn't ready in time. We apologise to the proud nation of Australia.
>>220979541trannies are basically male predators who like to abuse women and kids, lad
might kill myself
>>220979560liked the first half of devs hates the second part total shit baby ideas, could have explored the actual realistic possibilities of being able to hyper predict things but they fucked it and got confused about prediction frustration hate it angry day ruined
>>220979609not really all that good of a castle
>>220979180>>220979225what excuses do you have to be obese when zepbound exists
Made pitta bread pizzas for tea :p
It's utterly insane how DPD are allowed to continue as a parcel courier when they put no effort into protecting what they're couriering, constantly damage things and clearly don't give a fuck when people rightfully complain to them. What baffles me more is how retailers like Amazon keep relying on them when it only loses them money.
>>220979627have some rum instead
>>220979609ur town sounds like clitoris
what to watch
>>220979642scrummy
>>220979647dont have any
>>220979642Your leg looks pretty fit. Let's see the outfit then
*books flight to Seattle*
fuck sake getting steaming
>>220979659
>>220979635How dare you? Apology rescinded. Australians are no longer welcome in Clitheroe. Never disrespect our castle.
>>220979674Not much to do there
sir rorke rosenior
>>220979659hornblower much better than the rest there
,
>>220979667you telling me SPAR Truro is closed?
>>220979674quite stylish
>>220979642thats not a meal
>>220979644I stopped ordering from amazon after I found out "Dispatches from Amazon" just means they fob it off to some DPD/Evri shit company to deliver it.
>>220979627
>>220979659Fellow itvx user. <3I mostly watch movies though.
>>220979584what happened to all the other rebels too, did they all get killed, only the millennium falcon was a big enough ship to contain enough food and water to survive long on the run
>>220979709going out tomorrow dont want to be hungover
>>220979659upgrade to premium B
my new life awaits me in montana
should not have had that pizza. going to be on the toilet for the rest of the night
>>220979644alri tim
feeling snoozy
scrimmy wimmy
>>220979698Hornblower is the only one ive seen. it was years ago but I remember I liked it. I've seen some episodes of Sharpe and it was hit and miss but the good episodes were great.not seen the rest but ive heard that Victoria show is quite goodobviously i like period drama
>>220979758Oh employed Woman nooooo
employed woman need to show us her dong
>>220979740
>>220979773She's got lovely shoes on
>>220979744screaming
>>220979406ktim
>>220979793If she's hsts ill sword wrestle with her
physician heal thyself
>>220979786I saw some of vic but it felt like boring royal propaganda
is the ariana poster the same one that posts chopped trannies
>>220979698>>220979786didn't even know they made a programme of hornblower how does it compare?
>Smell a horse penis
>>220979845yes
dysphoriaberg kicking me arse
accidentally opened a bottle of wine
>>220979659Jenna Coleman sex arse
>>220979859shame
I am upset CS:GO is gone
>>220979845yes and she also spams ruby granger and carly ray jepson
Poo
how /brit/ so unlucky that when one annoying sex pest tranny leaves another just comes in the opposite direction
>>220979895Trannies only post cis girls because they're dudes
mad how there's such beauty in the world but i can only look at it through a screen
>>220979745The name is Barry and I don't pay for premium, i've already paid my effing tv loicense
>>220979882
>>220979854haven't read the books but the televised version is really good
don't get streamers
>>220979927yassshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XkNSvw3EWg
>>220979833I'm a committed Royalist so i'm ok with that.
>>220979934me when someone asks for help buying stuff for a birthday party
>>220979934they come in a bunch of fun colours and light up a room ready for a party
>>220979895tbf I also spam ruby
Domino's Japan has announced a massive "Ultra Cheese" pizza that uses 2 pounds of mozzarella
>>220979773right well that's a picture of a fat man in a skirt isn't it
>>220979933ktim
let's cheer up
where the gyaldem at
wank themrim themhouse them to a man
streamermong loves his fucking streamers
>>220979634i'm sure the science and theoretical theories were all wrong lol. it sent me on a quest to try and get a basic understanding of quantum physics but i gave up. like i'm struggling to understanding what "boiling" even really means right now, i can't wrap my head around quantum mechanics and all that i did love the aesthetics of the gold computer thing, actually like sunshine and the aesthetics and awe around the sun. i like garland's science fiction stuff
>>220979930just always assumed there either wasn't one, and if there were, it would be so shit i hadn't heard of it. good to know.
sucking a '64
>>220979953do you enjoy how friendly your king was with jimmy saville
wish catberg would sleep closer to me she likes to use my ankle as a pillow and prop up half her body on it
>>220976186dont look her up, her tits are terrible.
big up the barmulloch massive
>>220979917?
Just came blood
>>220979947this used to terrify me back in the day and i wasn't even a gothhttps://youtu.be/lL72RgegDrY
>>220979993Good post
>>220980024howling
gn
>>220980009alri Eazy-E
>>220980004you don't really even need to go to a quantum level, it's just obvious that you can't predict the future and tell people about it at the same time, because then you can change it
>>220980010he's your king too and you'll respect him as such or it's to the tower with you
>>220980044scream ktim
We've got big plans. you in?
This is literally me. I am literally Gigi.
want to die but dont have the balls to do it
>>220980027aye same. whoever made that is ill
Welsh are bro-tier
>>220979969can japanese people even eat diary
fuck off yank
feeling doomer wojak
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq0RYwQcPjc
>>220976186Ugly as sinHer and her dress
>>220980058you should make >>220980061 into your own bambi-chan
>>220980061get a fanny to do it instead. eat it until they clench their legs and snap your neck
>>220980058checks out tbf. you're both imaginary women
>>220980093?
>>220980004you're not stupid anonI did a physics degree and even if you understand how to do the required mathematics, it's still conceptually difficult. especially thermodynamics
you know my black ass ain't votin green
>>220980010Yes. Good old Jimmy Saville. He fixed it for our King.
greg sounds like his middle name is fuckin and his surname is ear
Glasgow neds vs the mandem
a western film, that'll redeem my friday.
:>
ktim
>>220980099done him
>>220979927what's limmy reading the binble for then
>>220980025You can spot em because the trannies that want to fuck women obsess over girls like Ariana or on another board the tranny janitor posts Sabrina and Olivia. These are not women doing that bruh.
gagging for a bbc lads
Sucking a '15
>>220980162how's the weed break going
might drink drive to Popeyes
>>220980197How's it going racismlad?
need my hair cut should i also get it dyed if so what colour :)
got mental wealth
its actually insane how much of a grip vapeberg has on me
>>220980208not gonna lie I just hit 2 blinkers>>220980219what colour is it now
>>220980219um, blonde
ONE sainsbury'smeat feast pizzadown the hatch....
>>220980219
>>220980215I seen are Daniel Malin at a Popeyes in yookay and everyone working there were white. Done my head in right there. Never see that in the states
>>220980248she has nice hair i wish mine was that nice
Hate warm weather makes me feel more and more suicidal
>>220980268bettly swollocks weather lad
sucking a man's willy with my pussy
>>220980248fair play to the lad at least he's lost some weightright porker this fat cunt was
*starts spraying hair spray and stopping recycling*
>>220980061don't do that
>>220980258can confirm everyone's white in my local one, and the local mcdonalds too
>>220980048it would be neat if they could make a movie or show grounded in actual theories and not the more fictional hollywood version of them
a sixty meter tranny just broke through wall maria
>>220980282she was pregnant
just thought of a slogan the NHS can use for mental health awareness. it goes>mental health? mental helpwith some big block lettering i think this could go hard
mental how gay everything's become in the last 20 years
>>220980277
>>220980302
>>220980324>>220980324>>220980324
>>220980320>>220980320>>220980320
>>220980332love to see it
>>220980288I bet that restaurants stay clean and orderly and the food is much better for you. I visited a chicken restaurant in California that has knife carvings in the tables, some of the chairs were knocked over, and the employees hide behind a bullet proof glass station.
>>220980333>>220980332jinx
>>220980333waheeey
>>220980289I had the idea that if they could simulate far into the future they could copy inventions of future people and present them to the present, then the simulated future would change and maybe be more advanced more quickly, but then they do it again and find the third simulation is just people waiting around for the devs to bring them more inventions, permanent stagnation, why do any R&D if the fruits of your investment could be stolen by those guys in their floating cube
>>220980107i'm honestly in awe of anyone who studies physics or any of the sciences really. it's amazing what humans have figured out
Forrest have scored another!!! 5!!!
