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I'm the first poster!!
legally i am allowed to have sex with 14 year old girls since i am a brazillian citizen on brazillian soil
im a perma incel
>>220981976
>Not even 14 year olds want the Brazilian loser
I got so dirty just now I legitimately look black
The way she's the queen of cum
This tendency toward kakistocracy in women is why male friend groups sometimes have magnanimous chad leaders but groups of girls are almost always run by the meanest bitch in the bunch.
>>220982041No conception under God who that is.
>gen v has been cancelledTHANK G-D
24 years old.Fully paid off Costco hotdog.It's not "parents money".It's not luck.It's consistency.It's discipline.I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
>>220982041I couldn't imagine looking at this and rousing any sort of human emotion
>>220982065never seen that word in my entire life
>>220982072are costco hotdogs still 1.50 in canada
>>220982115don't say cum never taught yo dumbass nuttin
>>220982072*Lowering my tone while speaking to this poster
>>220982065You have to factor in that the meanest girl typically uses the lesser caste females to satisfy her sexual urges whenever her lesbianality gets too much to handle
>>220982119Yeah, even with the weak CA$. They must like that number. Nice for us anyway since it means they’re even cheaper here
>>220982072
anyone on darktide want to link up
i hate women so much
>>220982194it's the principle of the thing I think. I wish they'd bring back the old chicken bakes though even if they cost a few bucks more. they were WAY better
>>220982041Stop posting this dumb bitch. Literally might as well be spamming KPop shit. Fuck off, you are obviously as queen yourself.
> Mosasaurs breathed air, were powerful swimmers, and were well-adapted to living in the warm, shallow inland seas prevalent during the Late Cretaceous period. Mosasaurs were so well adapted to this environment that they most likely gave birth to live young, rather than returning to the shore to lay eggs as sea turtles do.fascinating
>>220982228
>>220982260OK, so you're a prehistoric lizard-whaleTHAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH
I am so hawngry
why am i brown
Don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alrightBut that won't keep me warm in the middle of the Cretaceous
why the fuck would you go to the NFL draft and stand for 8 hours instead of just watching it at home on your couch?
>>220982315Being brown is a moral failing for which you will be judged.
>>220982320The 'so you're Brad Pitt' part didn't age as well as he has
no one wants to link up on darktide, i'm all alone in this world
what happens on /lgbt/?
>>220982342BUT YOU MIGHT GET TO SEE MENDOZA
>>220982292the early paleoart looked even cooler
https://x.com/Vxujianing/status/2047501925651001448/mediaviewer
this is cool. alsoturkey is rightful GREEK clay
>>220982384It's like 98% "t"
Struggling to contain my laughter at these sharty research videos on 'jak lore while in this teams meeting
>>220982409>LaodiceaThat was in the Bible
Run and tell all of the angelsThis could take all nightThink I need a devil to help me get things rightHook me up a new revolution'Cause this one is a lieWe sat around laughin' and watched the last one dieNow, I'm LOOKING TO THE SKY TO SAVE MELOOKING FOR A SIGN OF LIFELOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO HELP ME BURN OUT BRIGHTAND I'M LOOKING FOR A COMPLICATIONLOOKING 'CAUSE I'M TIRED OF LYIN'Make my way back home when I learn to flyyyyyyyyyyy
>>220982409>face kept out of frameis that a muslim thing?
>>220982384pretty similar to any other 4chan board but with 1000% more trannie talk
>Netanyahu reveals prostate cancer treatment, which he underwent without informing publicPraying for the big yahu
>>220982342The NFL and ESPN have figured out how to turn every little procedure of the football business into an overblown media event.
>>220982441>Praying for the big yahuWhy.
>>220982464He's a good guy
>tfw libtards made celebrating netanyahu's death cringeSuch is life
>>220982434no it's just a twitter crop thing but also she's old so lost her head
>>220982447Dead within 2 years thank god
>>220982474
>>220982447>Praying for the big yahufor his swift demise, assuredly
>>220982262the entre female race has been curse on mankind
>>220982514only man would be dumb enough to take seriously what God made for fun.
Sombr blocked me
>>220982542what the Church DOESNT want you to read
>>220982229I don’t think the Costco food court has ever had chicken bakes in Canada, at least that I can recall
indians are european just brown. hence the term indo-european.
>>220982484>Athena losing her headthat should've been Aphrodite or at least Demeter, amirite!
>>220982584sounds like made up nonsense, akin to the "judeo-Christian" lie
>>220982584Indo-european means Indian European
>>220982583what do you guys have, just hot dogs and pizza?
>>220982611judeo christian is not real but indo european is a real term
>>220982409the church condemned astrology at the council of laodicea
>>220982484wasn't very wise of her! hahah
>>220982409>turkey is rightful GREEK clayyou don't see that meme much these days
What goyslop should I order
>>220982634There are options for poutine, as well as chicken strips with fries, but I don’t think either of them are very well executed, so for all intents and purposes it might as well just be hot dogs and pizza.
>>220981976You can be banned for posting things against US law regardless of where you are located.
>>220982730Chick fil a
>>220982674Indo-european refers to the evolution of language, not the already of genetic groups
god meteorology is so fucking cool
>>220982780Why are all meteorologists gay?
>>220982420>trannies somehow even ruin faggotryThey are poison to any group
>>220982748Did they switch to Coke products?
New Yorker cartoon
>>220982810?
>>220982447I remember multiple anons in this general saying he died already, weeks ago
bring trader joes to canada already
>>220982827Every meteorologist on TV has a lispy voice
>>220982824awful
Should I drink alcohol?>>220982855Trader Joe's is millennial slop
>>220982845no you don't
>>220982859>he doesnt have female meteorologistsLMAOing at ur life
>organic food is..le slop
>>220974977I believe in things such as:>The universe>Science>EvolutionEtc
>>220982823Yeah, I just grabbed that from Google Images and it’s a bit old
>>220982946Chuds won't like this post
I believe black trans lives matter
>brutal king kong gorilla squishes the smug man of scienceInshallah
>>220982925>'''''organic'''''
it should be legal to hit women especially when you really think about it
>>220982946I DON'T BELIEVE IN AN INTERVENTIONIST GODBUT I KNOW, BABYTHAT YOU DO
>>220982824One must imagine Sisyphus African
>>220982996yes
On a hilly trailHead full of zombie-*echoes into the void*
>>220981874me when my 401k drops 40% before I retire because some president farted
My grandma's health has been rapidly declining for the past 7 years or so, she has a ton of issues. Recently we found out the "doctor" she's been seeing has tons of charges against him and a suspended license, has only been been giving her bullshit supplements, and is totally quack
I hate talking for the sake of talking like normies and women do
im not roman but i have spanish relatives from a century ago so technically in a sense i have roman blood
>>220982474for you
>>220983071That would also make you black
>>220983060Sue that jew!
>>220982824wageslaves vs 3% average annual inflation to keep monopoly money in circulation
>>220982972True>>220983011I googled that and apparently it's Nick Cave. I've never listened to him to be honest
Farting
>>220983014I can't suspend my disbelief enough. Africans don't work
>>220983071brits, especially the Celtic Fringe, are related to Iberians through prehistoric migrations to Britain, that's why the Welsh and Scottish Highlanders can be Meds
>>220983095Does anything have intrinsic value
>>220983132Women
>>220983084how am i black
>>220983160Spainish=Moors
>>220982817They even ruined the acronym. It used to be just LGB.
>>220983160Your skin color is black
>>220983060My mom had the opposite problem where her doctor was prescribing her shit because of the payments companies were giving him, and she had to start seeing a different doctor.
I asked her to please respond. Am I doing this right?
>>220983160Spain has a lot of moor blood because of all the rape, as they are want to do
>>220982817>>220983179You can't "ruin" what's already irredeemably horrible. They all have to go
>>220983071You are pinoy
>>220983179now it's pc to just call them queers lol
>>220983186did you add the word 'now'?
>>220983186NoYikes
>>220983217No I put boo
Moore ruled Spain for 800 years. There ain't a bean walking I Dpain don't have at least a bit of Africab blood
>>220983217how are you now, anon?
>>220983186Are you Harry Dresden?
>>220983186Did you include a picture of yourself looking intimidating? They like that
penis
The Catholic Church will soon have a major schism over liberation theology
>>220983173>>220983195nah bud fuck off this is like saying greeks are brown because ottomans and shit. i dont have muzzie blood
>>220983234feeling cute
>>220983278Can I have sex with you?
>>220983277you mean liberal theology
>>220983111lmao
>>220983277liberation theology is a huge failure I thought everyone knew that
>>220983319Francis and Leo were/are liberation theologians
>>220983341and they're anti-popes
Imagine cumming all over yourself and your face and your tits
>>220983278You ever done one of those DNA tests? You'd be surprised to find north africa in there, I assure you
There's not a single living ostrich that has debt or a mortgage
Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.
>>220983393this is newports country
>>220983356I usually do this except its my stummy
Old school blacks smoked Kools
>>220983406the baby isn't black so that won't work...
Me I'm Anglo, Scottish & a bit o' Irish. I'm basically as white as they come :D Except I'm not blonde and I have hazel eyes (light brown w/ a bit of green in em).
I only smoke rolling tobacco, have done for decades, it's easier to make joints that way, more volume, and I also prefer the taste
>>220983441Menthols are illegal in KKKanada
>>220983417I thought it was maverick or pyramid menthols
I've never been to a concert
>>220983464They're illegal here in KKKalifornia now too
>>220983473You won't enjoy it. It's not fun at all and everything is overpriced.
Whenever you see a black lady with this typa hair in a show or movie or whatever, that means the show's for white people. Black women do NOT wear their hair like this, anyone who's been around Real Ass Black Women, knows they hate their hair and get WEAVES as soon as they have the money for it. Hell they get them even if they DON'T have the money for them. Buying weaves, taking care of their weaves, etc, is an enormous part of the black lady experience. They have jokes about how they have to smack their scalps when they get itchy because you can't scratch your weave without messing it up, jokes about how you have to have sex on top or in doggy (no hair pulling!!) because missionary messes up your weave, etc. But white folx don't understand this, and they have this noble savage view of black women where they're like, we LOVE your natural hair!! Like when it's so big and poofy! Embrace it... you go girl!!! this is actually where the "don't touch my hair" black lady meme came from, where they'd grow out their hair and white people would take this obsequious worshipful attitude towards it, wanting to touch their hair as if they're touching the hem of Jesus's garments, but of course black people noticed that this was white people putting themselves in a supplicant position, so they quickly turned it into a weapon against white folx. Anyway, this kind of media is ironic in that it makes white folx understand black people LESS, you'll never see some black lady in star wars with a pin-straight red ombre weave and long-ass nails, the look that 90% of REAL black women have, it's all about this ideal black woman who acts white but has gorgeous cocoa skin and big poofy natural hair, the libs are truly shameless and pathetic
>>220983466Those weren't around back then, those are relatively new like GPCs
Going to order some Uber jeets
It should be illegal to be black near me
>>220983491
>>220983491Jesus Christ that was a long way to run for such a small point
>>220983528racist
didnt read a word of that nonsense
>>220983473My first concert was Paramore and Jimmy Eat World also live music is generally terrible
>>220983526
>>220983488I went to a U2 concert in the late 90s. The opening band was Smash Mouth. Smash Mouth light setup had a spotlight that aimed directly at my part of the stands and it never changed or moved. Blaring light in my eyes the entire set. U2 was kind of shit as well. Low energy.
My first concert was Lageagon at the Palace in Hollywood, 1996.The Palace don't exist no more
I don't know about you guys but when a black woman speaks, I sit down and listen.
>>220983553LOL
>>220983576*Lagwagon
>>220983495
>>220983491imagine having hair so shit you feel it necessary to shave most of it off and braid in a wig
>speaking to people differently based on their race/skin colourInsufferable American shit. It's racist to do that, too.
my first concert was Lee Scratch Perry, Ljubljana, 2002, but he got detained in customs and never showed, so the shitty local reggae band covered for him for 2 sets...it sucked!
>>220983473Concerts suck anyway and they're smelly.
>>220983562So you're around my age, then. Yeah, we used to live in simpler times, didn't we?
>>220983599Hew?
>>220983621That's nice, sweetie
>>220983553lmao
I've seen godspeed, NMH, tycho, dick dale, and com truise in concert
>>220983615I think hes using auto translate
wonder if the women on tinder feel flattered when i tell them i'll eat their ass when we meet up
>>220983630I just feel old
>>220983617Fool, it's because that hair was shamed during slavery times. When the massa had a half white kid by some slave and it had white-like hair, that was pruzed. They were taught self hate
>>>/lit/25232241>>>/lit/25232241>>>/lit/25232241>>>/lit/25232241
>>220983640i've seen Sun Kil Moon, Lydia Lunch and Swans
>>220983642how can GROK translate the weird shit everyone worldwide says and that dogwater sounds like google translate circa 1998?
more like Son kill me this guy sucks
>>220983633What's that?
>>220983640Ok but have you been to the GY!BE-owned bar called Casa del Popolo in Montreal
>>220983672Benji is the best folk album of the 21st century, it is such a great album I don't even listen to it regularly cause it's so memorable
I saw Paul Cauthen recently and he sounded great in person. I was impressed, really high energy too
>>220983665Because auto translate uses less tokens its cheaper and faster
realistically, I'm just living wating to die
What are tokens
>>220982888Lol yeah I do, nobody ever admits they are wrong thoughbeit
>>220983684never been to canuckia unfortunately. Went to niagara falls but I forgot my passport
How commons is drunk driving in the US? Maybe I'm wrong but it seems like the police doesn't care there?
>>220983707Units of data
>>220983723The opposite, its taken much more seriously than in Europe
>>220983748europeans are scared to drive though
>>220983728I thought they were like arcade tokens and you give the AI some
>>220983714The Canadian side of Niagara Falls is extremely grim now. It’s like you’re in New Delhi. Massive crowds of Indians everywhere.
>>220983754it's true, I've never held a driver's license
>>220983646Freaky shit is disgusting when normies or especially ugly people say it, but hot when Chad or Stacy says it. This is a rule.
DUIs are the white man tax
>>220983723Tards do it, its not worth it at all. Pigfags will not cut you any slack.
>>220983754just not true though is it
>>220983712why are you lying?
>>220983759>NowIts been like that since at least 2010, that place has always been full of jeets shuffling around aimlessly
>>220983723It's the #1 thing the police look for. The penalties are pretty harsh and it makes the state and the prisons a ton of money. Some police departments even have unofficial quotas (and probably kickbacks). They care about drunk driving more than almost any other crime
>>220983773Things like kink and polyamory are the nearly exclusive domain of fat and ugly people thoughbeit
>>220983759there were tons of jeets at the viewing platform on our side too when I went
>>220983748>>220983784How do you even move between bars/clubs then? Designated sober driver?
>>220983723depends on where you live. I live in the boonies and nobody cares, I'm sure it's different in cities
>>220983832Uber
>>220983832idk i drink alone at home, normies do uber i think.
>>220983833fuck kind of boonies do you live in? my town in the sticks has a cop car parked right across the street from the bar every night
>>220983816They love Niagara Falls for some reason
>>220983832Yes. Or any of the following:>uber/lyft/taxi>walk>public transportation, where applicable
>>220983795>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/220404894/#q220411853>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/219987143/#q219995005It was widely said in here
>>220983773eating ass ain't that freaky tbf
>>220983832I have a rural American friend who told me about how he went drinking somewhere with friends, but then he needed to drive home, so he went for a long walk at a Walmart to sober up before driving.
>>220983880nice photoshop, fag
>>220983816>>220983873
>>220983812And we universally think it's disgusting as a result.
>>220983692>Benji is the best folk album of the 21st centurynot even close
>>220983832if you're pussies then yeah you have a DD: designated driver. when I used to drink though we'd just drive to the next bar. but also most bars were in walking distance
>>220983873I mean, its a really cool natural wonder
I've seen this happen in other people's lives and now it's happening in mine
>>220983873>for some reasonIt's free, that's literally it. If there is anything free in the entire Greater Toronto Area, jeets will swarm it. Even a very low price will drive away jeets from any public event.
>>220983816>>220983873India has a cultural/religious fascination with rivers. See: designating the Ganges holy etcNot sure if the fact that the Niagara isn’t full of sewage and corpses would be a pro or a con for them
neighbors are going out for a party. they rented a party bus
thinking of going goon style on the penis
>>220983946Maybe because it's free
>>220983866half the time we were having a bonfire anyways but there's like 2 sheriffs for the county which is hundreds of miles from border to border so they have a lot of ground to cover.
>Donald John Trump approves death penalty by firing squadswhat the hell
>>220983950why don't you hop on the bus with them
>>220983923so this guy's got an early Dylan growl and all but can he compare to>Spent a day with dad and his friend, Jim Wise>Who mercykilled his own wife but he failed at suicide
>>220983950>For your birthday, your boyfriend got a party bus>Bottle signs, club lines, should've come with us>We left that shit in '09 when we was comin' up
idk why America has so much trouble with death penalty methods. you can just do it with a rope, practically for free
>>220983972Used to be an honor awarded to soldiers
>>220983972That's how he wants to go
The wheels on the bus go round and round
>>220984006He’s 80 and obese. He’d be lucky not to die of natural causes before the end of his term.
>>220983997Drake and Millie Bobby Brown, whatever happened there
>>220984034If my nigga Biden can make it so can he
>>220984001>you can just do it with a ropeummmmmmm dont you know that nooses are racist, sweetie?
Here we go the TDS foreigners are fired up again
I NEVER SAW A CAN BLEW UP IN THE TRASH, GODDAMN, WHAT WERE THE ODDS!
>>220984057>picok this is epic
But also US BAC limit is the highest at 0'08 so you can get away with some drinking, here's it's over now is legit 0 alcohol allowedBack in the 90's was same as in the US and drunk driving (and heroin) was common
>>220983972This is a good thing. Lethal injection is a notoriously unreliable method of execution and a laughably hypocritical conception of a "humane" death penalty that is arguably more cruel than the quick death of the firing squad or hanging.
>>220984094Heroin is cool
>>220983812>>220984034>>220984060How about TDSM
>>220984099Just get one guy to shoot the guy in the head its faster. Why the whole squad
>>220984099plus, 19th century revolutionaries baring their chest through their plain white dress shirt before the firing squad was high kino
>>220984099Why not drop a grand piano or an anvil on them like in the cartoons
>>220984128Also its a waste of bullets
nigga wants to drag the US back to the wild west lmfao
wile e coyote ahh nigga
>>220984128
Decided to drink lmao
>>220984124tying, domination, sadism and masochism?
>>220984087Thought this was Zendaya for a sec
>>220984189YOU SUMMONED USWE *CAME*
>>220984197I see it
tempted to get the 2.50 mcdouble from mickey D's cause Im starving
>>220984128If a bunch of people do it at once, it limits the extent to which any individual feels responsible, and gets upset about it.Seems like it’d be more efficient to just find one sociopath who genuinely enjoys doing it.
>>220984128>>220984175An old tradition with firing squads is that you have multiple shooters and none of them are supposed to know which has the bullet, so no one bears the burden of making the fatal shot.
>>220984188Is that really "lmao" worthy?
>>220984189Deranged post
A 9mm point blank is a pretty much guaranteed death.
>>220984236Yes
>>220984212>>220984215Don't sign up for the job if you can't do it. We had executioners back in the old days
all the 3 Clive Barker-directed movies are such fucking classics, and the first Candyman which he didn't direct is too
>>220983972How about a farting squat and Zion Orange Man gets a bunch of big booty bitches to sit on your face and gas you to death for being an antisemite
supercalifragilisticsadomasochism
>>220984282Remember when Sky Ferreira was supposed to release Masochism? Good times
tho tbth, chuds, besides them being bombs, word eventually got out of Barker throwing gay orgies at his LA mansion at which he pozzed people, there was even a lawsuit in the early 00's to that effect
>>220984334Nonsensical post
As punishment for his crimes against this website send him to Cleveland Ohio
>>220984270>CandymanI've seen Candyman but funnily enough have never seen Hellraiser. Never read anything by Clive Barker either but I want to. Candyman was rather disturbing. Chicago is such a bleak city.
>>220984343was it? the movies failed commercially and Barker has had HIV for decades and enjoys infecting his sexual partners, is that matter of fact enough? I never liked his books when I was a budding genre reader in my teens, but the movies are really good
laughing through it all, can't believe this is my life.
>>220984442
lol, major traffic jam on the streets next to mecagies SEETHING
>>220984509You ride?
Shut up cucks
Watched my boy Ki-Adi-Mundi die..
corr fink ill wait for.next breadberg-up-on-tweed before executing the postbergization
Over time I've become more and more of a horror fiction reader. Last Spooktober (September 1 to October 31) was the real catalyst even though I discovered Lovecraft in my mid-teens and am not the biggest Stephen King fan (I read Carrie, The Shining, Pet Sematary, and Misery in high school or shortly afterward; tried to read The Stand, and IT but they were just impenetrably long and I kinda just don't like King in general even tho he does have some really good stuff). I've read some Ligotti and other random stuff by now. I've bought a bunch of horror anthologies since last autumn and have read some complete gems. Lovecraftian horror/weird fiction beats Stephen King kinda horror any day; although I will admit his novelette "Jerusalem's Lot" is excellent (it's a prequel to 'Salem's Lot but apparently has nothing to do w/ the full-length novel other than the plot taking place in the same location and I have no desire to read it).
I'm such a fat fucking chud
Everyone here is a beaner
>>220984580I'm a real human bean
>>220984579based
quite literally not reading any of that
>>220984580Talk about projection
>>220984259Okay but muh stopping power
>>220984573i just read the first half of the Stand where everyone's dying but the government is still killing everyone anyway, great stuff
>>220984573also, Salem's Lot has never seen a good adaptation and is absolutely grizzly, his best along with Pet Sematary
I didn't do nothin wrong
>>220984655so you did do something wrong?
I have a fat dick
>>220984654I hate vampire anything cause blood makes me squeamish. I read Let the Right One In years and years ago tho and I really liked it.
>>220984259There's not a huge difference between point blank 9mm and 50 yard 9mm. It's a very fast round. It's likely to go in and out at any reasonable range, which is the most survivable type of gunshot as it's easier to clean and doesn't disperse it's full kinetic energy into your body.
>>220984680She'd be really hot if she lost weight
oh yeah, and Cujo, both the book and the movie, are the most basic Steve King ever, just what he does best all the time
NEW>>220984755
>>220984757>>220984757New
>>220982972>>220983100I think those things aren't relevant to being a chud
>>220984706The way I understand it is that a high calibre has more energy so is more likely to create an exit wound. A smaller calibre has less energy so it doesn't create an exit wound and instead riccochets (sp?) around the inside of the skull, and that's why it's a more assured fatality.
>>220984776Chuds deny science
>>220984761>>220984763lol
>>220984580No mames guey!
>>220983199rude
