Americans waste water on purpose just to own the EuropoorsWhen they're in the shower, their thought process goes like this:>Ok I am sufficiently soaked, time to apply shampoo. The intuitive way to do this is to turn off the water, so I can sufficiently apply and spread the shampoo on my hair and body. NO WAIT! Turning off the water is what a EUROPOOR would do! I'm going to leave the water running, and awkwardly step out of the way of the water stream instead!
do germans unironically turn off the water when shampooing
>>220983294>turn off the water, so I can sufficiently apply and spread the shampoo on my hair
>>220983294Why would you not do this? Water is basically free.
>>220983294I like to keep my shower running a bit all day just to make sure the water is nice and warm when I get ready for a morning shower.
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>>220983294Nobody does this
>>220983294I was on the fence, but now I'm sure that Germany is intent to manufacture a global game of Simon Says around their arcane sensibilities. They even simulate situations in their head, usually with an the American as the guinea pig, to create the most convoluted Epicurean game of Simon Says imaginable. Hermann Hesse's Glass Bead Game was a prophecy.
>>220983294>and awkwardly step out of the way of the water stream instead!I have multiple streams going at the same time so I never have to step fully out of the way to soap up.I'm pretty sure all my shower heads were made in Germany, too.
don't think about me when im in the shower
>>220983294>turning off water to lather up>sitting down to peewhy do germans live like they're in an RV?
>>220983367Maybe in Valhalla but not in western Europe.In France it's like 80 euros per month. 80 euros per month is the average Chinese salary
>>220983548>turning off water to lather upBut its not only the Germans, the entire world do that, I mean its just pure logic.
Having abundant clean water is the most definitive sign of a first world country. If you have to ration your water or worry about it's usage you a fake firstie,
>>220983294>intuitive>sufficientlysuch long words have never crossed an american's mind
the teutonic mind cannot comprehend this
>>220983661>the entire world do thatWho's gonna tell him.
>>220983661They do that in the Navy to save water when they're out at sea, but no regular civilian person does this.
Do european people actually think like this?I literally have a chair in my shower so I can sit and enjoy the water
i "iron" my clothes by hanging them up in the shower and running the hot water so the hot mist and steam relaxes the fabric
>>220985371Why are you still ironing clothes its 2026 you can just buy wool or synthetic clothes
I recently started tracking my showers and ive showered twice since the 8th
>>220985464we dont do that in america...
>>220985405i live in the souf and hawaiian shirts are supremely comfy in the summer
My mum taught me to turn off the water when showering but she is misery as fuck in general so idk if WE DO THAT IN GERMANY or if it was just her
>>220985610*turn off the water when shampoing
europeans live like peasants
Did you know it's illegal to shower at night in Germany. Yes, actual hell on earth over there.
>>220985720Its not, as its considered a necessary activity. You cant play the piano or drill holes in the wall during quiet time though, that is forbidden
>>220985720You're thinking of Switzerland. In Germany you're not allowed to flush the poopenfarten on Sundays.
>>220983365>>turn off the water, so I can sufficiently apply and spread the shampoo on my hair
>>220983294germans are THE LAST NIGGAS who should be criticizing us for our water usagecontrol yo people hanz
>>220983294I have to conserve water because I live in drought land where the utility man will punish you if you use too much but I don't understand why people that live in rainy climates would give a shit.
>>220986208Holy BASED fuck the landlord
>>220986208>guarantees the pipes will never freezethat man was a hero
>>220986208>Hallo ve are here to turn ze tap off>I WONT TURN THE FAUCET OFF>I WONT TURN THE FAUCET OFFWhy’d he do it?
>>220986208>german police take him to psychiatric hospitalThis is the most German news story I've ever read
Do people actually apply shampoo with the water still running?
>>220986208i got a coworker whos wife is complete germophobe (the bugs not the people) and hygiene crazy. and she insist on the kitchen tap flowing at all times to prevent stale water. 20 years, 365 days a year, 24hours a day, that tap has been flowing...
>>220986670Only in first world countries
>>220986670Why would I turn it off?
>>220986670My sister does, but she's a spoilt brat.
Europeans be living in a rainy temperate climate but have to ration water like they live on Arrakis
>>220983661Nobody does that
>>220983294who the fuck turns of the water? why would you ever do that?
