ARE YOU ENJOYING THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
>>220984458yeasty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvfhZn18lfk
aluminum
I am indeed on the cans. And shall shortly be on Mwaaah the Merlot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpbywVudzOcrorke in a month
sharing a coke zero with dogberg
corr shagged a dutch bird up the arselegallyconsensuallypropa gud diss
I'm sorry Ricky GERVAIS, GOD is REAL!!
>>220984490
>>220984458everytime i see this pic i can smell the ocean right away
>>220984458this pic is 10 years old, but does anyone have the insta?
>>220984489Did you get poo on your willy?
>Novia Scotia>New Scotland
nth for the holodem
listening to 3 hour long fireworks playlists on my phone wondering why i can hear anything forgetting it's paired to dogbergs bluetooth brain implant
>>220984484obviously staged
>In 1933, her mother stopped funding her after hearing lurid tales of drink, drugs and orgies
Been sorting through all my shite in an attempt to sort my life out, but on the flip side it will make it a lot easier to do you know what if I don't have to worry about leaving it all for my parents
Throughout history the English have been more prone to utilitarianism than the Germans
>>220984489this nigga loves sticking his dick into shit
>>220984529screech
>>220984523Wait till you hear about New Caledonia.
I lost the genetic lottery. No point to any of it. Might as well just eat some more ice cream
>>220984529dogberg on a madone
>>220984529sc
>>220984552What did he do? Nonce kids?
>>220984529
April 2026... I am forgotten...
i've had my alcohol for the night and am now going to my bed xDsleeping for a few hourshot one tomorrow! :O
>>220984489jelly
>>220984552mind telling us what this means
>>220984567what a little faggot
>>220984540well yeah, Henry VIII broke with the Pope because he was heirless but the Habsburgs went to war with half of Europe because they wanted to get in good standing with the Pope
>>220984542>>220984515phwoarfinkin may hefta exegulate the pooberg in about 5, speaking deez fings
>>220984567punch.... <3 <3 <3
visiting my sister this weekend
beer is so cringe bro get on the fucking heroinTAKE HEROIN NOW
>>220984591why did you stop saying hairfta
>>220984597Is she fit?Have you ever shagged her up the arse?
>>220984597she fit?
>>220984545reckon you never been on the caledonia road
>>220984597put in a good word for me
business idea: become one of those mental Muslim street preachers who hang about Hyde Park
anna nicole smith and her first husband
farwell my boston rose
>>220984578i would watch sopranos if on netflix but dont fink it is so cba>>220984607wdym i just didudder spellings includehaftahave to
Wouldn't mind getting into drugs but have no idea where to get any as I'm a shut-in neek you see
>>220984597I don’t know her but i want to fuck her pussy
>>220984644well, naturally, the jaundicedem of course
>>220984644ktim
going to watch the digital circus film by myself
>>220984644Best that way. Don't do it. I wasted my whole 20s as a drug mong spazzy bastard.
>>220984523canada was built by scottish people
>>220984644Live in a village of like 1000 people and two blokes here just got 20+ years each for smuggling.
Might get American Psycho on again
>>220984644ktim wouldn't even know how to smoke a cigarette
>>220984644Drugs are for mugs
>>220984644you get them off the internetdone 10 years on the weed, coke, mdma, lsd, benzoswaste of time ultimately, but i can't say i regret it much, even though it almost killed me lol
>>220984564she did nothing wrong>>220984582vtuber responding to the dark triad troll-demons
my anorexic sisters given herself heart problems because she doesnt eat and i have to check on her every few hours when shes awake to make sure she hasnt curled up and died
might get the dreadful depressing existence on
>>220984674so funnychristian bale incredible job
ssx emulator peng
>>220984696Coke was my poison. Scary how potent it is here
>>220984715Sorry lad, such a cruel condition that
>>220984731i kept it down to once every three weekseven then i will never be able to excuse the degenerate behaviour on itvile vile vile muck of the vilest order
Well you know who didn't give up? Hitler.Yeah. Think about it.
>>220984715ever shag her up the arse
>>220984715Sad.
>>220984731a very expensive addiction
mi a have a quorndem mi a no need a no babylon bombaclart drug xx
>>220984718Big fan
>>220984674Let’s see Paul Allen’s card
>>220984715propa sad what happened to akren carpenterso talenteddead at 32look up on youtube video of her and her band doing dancing in streetshe on drumsincredinly difficult to play drums and sing that song same time coz the vocal melody carries the song yet she has to do diss brisk jazzy breakbeat underneath ane she carrying the rhyhmn section of the band too who looking to her for rhytjmincredible multitasking talentshe then do incredible jazz drum solo better den any in film whiplashincredible womanwatch the the vid nowsad she die at 32 from anorexia related heart attackand shes only 19 in the video
>>220984750je suis fatigue monsiuer hitler
>>220984749I've done some shit I still regret to this day on it. Used to take it at work and everything. Glad I'm off that muck. Over a year clean now. Mugs game bro
>>220984725looks like deep fried Bart Simpson bottom left
>>220984750He literally gave up tho
>>220984715makes me sound very normie but i genuinely didn't understand quite how mental anorexics are until i watched the louis theroux documentary on them
>>220984725resistance fall of scran
>>220984715shouldn't she be in hospital if it's that bad? is she getting treatment?
knew a lad addicted to coke ages agoyou would sit der mid afternoon yeh wiv sum fellas maybe couple pintshe already on itcan tellpale facetalking like a wanker million miles an hour
>>220984725dem rangz
right lads i think thats me donejust to give you some perspective on how fucked my situation is is i went out with a female housemate recently, got nothing off her and then several nights later listened to her getting shagged from the next roomthen went out with toil mates and watched the toilfu get scooped up by some scrote and now they've been together sincehonestly think thats me done, its all a joke
Louis the Jew
>>220984767
>>220984795our mum used to allude to her being fatter than our sister (she was still thin) and would make comments about her body being sexy and grope her bum when she was like 11 and she didnt want that and just started starving herself to look like a kid again>>220984806she was meant to not be able to go school until she was a healthy weight but the nhs waitlist for mental health things is ridiculous and that was years ago lol
>>220984851kek
>>220984845Every life has set backs lad
>>220984845you should join the IRA. women love that shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLrya5CH4yU
>>220984845
>>220984845dinnae wan be shaggin a housemate pal
>>220984864wow that's horrible
>>220984845wonder if they're actually normal people and arent creeps who use the term "toilfu" on 4chan i think women can sense stuff like that on you without realizing
Not saying Bale didn't look good in American Psycho but it's actually mental how wrinkly he was when you look at it, he was 27 or something when it was filmed
Watching this TFI and apparently it started last weekSad because it feels very forced like they're trying to reach the old energy levels and none of the guests or crowd are very interesting or unhinged like they used to be. Everyone is way too polite. And they show loads of old clips to try to cover up for it. Not exactly surprising desu.
>>220984877My allegiance is to the Republic! To democracy!
… scored an early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP/WTA Madrid on sky sports Tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>220984845Ah lad, be a bit like CansladThe Canslad special: affairs and cheating on the boyfriend with Canslad
>>220984864so how much school has she missed?
>>220984927What's that big black chunk in his nostril? Disgusting freak
how bent do you have to be to post a fucking bob marley quote you never know how strong you are.. until it is your only choice!!! :DDD :333 genuinely something I would see on a female's myspace page not fucking /rbit/
>>220984935shut the fuck up you attention seeking mong
>>220984906nahi fink justpeople looked older in the pastlike 30 year olds 20 years ago and earlier look way older than 30 year.olds todayfink modern society has infantilized people tbqh
https://x.com/katosama01/status/2042982208630112352
>>220984922Sounds unspeakably grim
>>220984955You're here 24/7 and only pipe in whenever Tim is posted or when your masochistic fantasies feel unabated
>>220984937none because the nhs people who diagnosed her never got to actually do anything because the wait list was about five years long and shes 22 now
Get the You found it offensive? I found it funny. That's why I'm happier than you. Ricky Gervais mug
Ah, lad, be like me (canslad) canslad (i'm canslad by the way)The canslad (that's me) special (i'm canslad by the way that's what everyone calls me): posting about cans (because i'm canslad that's my nickname that everyone uses) by the way i'm canslad and that's what everyone calls me because i like cans (canslad here)
>>220984973I mean it kind of fits right in with other stuff that's on friday saturday tv in recent years so yeah, grim. It's made worse because of how good it used to be.
>>220984845roll up that reel and try again or become blackpilled/free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehukpdse8_wYou're a monkeyYou came up on a bana boat you swing from trees
>>220984957melty
We're supposed to believe this guy has an obsessive skincare regime like come on
>>220985000karl pilkington mugstephen merchant lifesized cardboard cutout
was a WHAT???????
going to smoke a fat white american fag
The stacey in my class in year 8 had a cardboard cutout of Phillip Schofield and brought it into PSHE one day and it remained there for the rest of my time in schoolDoubt he lasted long after the nonce allegations
>>220984877based
>>220985034>post something extremely gay>someone calls you out on it>haha.. ill just say it's a melty... owned chud
It was revealed to me in a dream
>>220984845>female housemate>getting shagged from the next roomthis happened to me when I was about 20 and she later swore she didn't shag him so I made my move and we got together but she was moving abroad a few days later and then she got a boyfriend over there who she is now married to and has kids withflip side of the coin she's a fatty
only figured out today you're meant to wash exfoliator off in the shower and not leave it on
>>220985041FONT
If George Floyd were a robot he'd be George Droid
>>220985077autism melty
>>220985099it's times new roman i think
>Lara Croft is hot again in the new gameIs woke, dare I say, dead?
>>220985077leave the thread please
>>220985114It was Ariana Grande apparently
>>220985100>Breathing: malfunction
>>220985106gayboy
If George Floyd were black he'd be George Groid
>>220985118why?
>>220985115we are SO BACK
Got a new telly and it recommends stuff when you turn it onWants me to watch a YouTube video of Ston Jewart going on about IranStrange world we live in
all the lara crofts have been conventionally attractive
>>220984961Alri jealouslad?
>>220985115when did she ever stop being hot
grabbing a headgehog and painting him blue
>>220985174back in 2018 when she was Lard Croft and then transitioned to Larry Croft
>>220985115>Lara Croft is hotalways has been
Vividly remember hearing that woke was over about three years ago but I don't think that was really accurate was it
>>220985192zoomers are so silly
she looks a bit like pyrocynical but shes peng
>>220985191just avoid the arms
>>220985220looks like a chap
>>220985220she's a very 2016 designthey've added two better muscle girls now
>>220985220I don't think you're super recogniser material
blue-armed bandit
>>220985260time for bed
>>220985262
If I wanted to move somewhere mad like Vietnam or Belize or something how would I go about itGot about £50k in the bank but not really any marketable skills
>>220985192this only sounds really silly to people like us who are 30+if you were 2-3 years out of highschool with no experiences you would be posting similar things
>>220985245she was clearly added just to say they have body diveresity because every other character sans mei is thinjunker queen is peng too but zarya was my day one>>220985255whats that mean
>>220985276English teacher or missionary. Pick your poison. With that much money in the bank you could live like a king for 10 years.
>>220985276i've got 73k in the banknot flexingjust a fact, like
>What's that big black chunk in his nostril? Disgusting freak
>>220985220don't like how she's directly lifted from how one of the staff members look
no, Reshiram! not in the reservoir!
>>220985312>and alsoo....
>>220985296>English teacherProvided he has a university degree
Wish I could be with the bulgarfu
>>220985326Plenty of places will overlook it. Many more will never check
>>220985115tits too small
>>220985080I heard two people running up the stairs which woke me up at like 1am, assumed it was her and a mate then heard bed squeaking and moaning for the next hour and lay there like the biggest cucked spastic honestly dont know what to do now, Ive been done on a cosmic level
>>220985312Seen her minge I have
Nobody has sex for an hour that's just ridiculous
i'd like to have a gf one day
>>220984845let me guess you barely spoke to either of them let alone expressed your attraction so you really can't complain
>>220985326Some countries (proper shitholes) aren't arsed about that, you just need the basic TEFL training.
BIG fan of Captain Toad
had sex for 24 hours once no joke
>>220985390be realistic
>>220985312yjk she's getting asked to prom by chad after she loses the specs
dont see why some men are attracted to curveless girlsold school friend is dating a 5'2 skinny midget with no tits
>>220985409big fan of the treasure tracker line of puzzles he presents metricky puzzles but we get the gems we seek
bye
>>220985420
The life situation has not necessarily developed to our advantage.
>>220985437gn gnhappy birthday
>>220985424nonces innit
and she does carry a nice arse which you'd never expect from a white girl
She was only 5'2" you SICK FUCKING FREAK
Do you ever feel like nothing good is ever gonna happen to you?
if youre ugly and dont want to make friends/date/fit in why would you bother with fashion unless you have to look professional for workjust wear whats comfy?
>>220985494and it never has(coping) so what?
>>220985494Yeah. And nothin' did. So what?
>>220985506That's what I do
>>220985115does Keeley Hawes voice her againonly then will we be back
>>220985420and she's deliberately pissing herself on the way there because she's a little pervert
>>220985506dont want to get bantered by strangers for looking like a retarded child maybe
watching star wars
>>220985506for aura
>>220985494Let me tell you a couple of three things
as if that situation wasn't fucked enough the woman from toil also told me under no condition would she be interested in me and i wasnt even trying anything on at that timeim not joking i dont know what to do with myselfeven though i wasn't actively trying to
>>220985472and cute toes
>>220985547could be time for your escort arc
>>220985494rip
>>220985532delicious ammonia aroma
>>220985547find an new foid
rorke believing actors are their characters
Can't get rejected by girls cause I don't try in the first place
rorke eating my raw meat
>>220985591ktim
You're not listening to Bitcevsky Park?Why?
>>220985438it's teen drama core
>>220984458>cry 700 years for independence>make a brit thread
got the alvvays on x
>>220985591ktim!!!!!!!!!!!
>>220985619Let's see how /éire/ is doing...oh
Mad how it actually is "da jooz" isn't it
>>220985619the irish are honorary brits
>>220985619cansmong can't get attention the normal way because his posts are utter dogshit so he spams new threads instead
do dogs know they're the goyim for humans?they defend and protect us, but they'll never be us
>>220985536you dont if you just wear tshirts and jeans and you evidently still care about what others think>>220985542aura is dependent on other people thinking youre cool
https://youtu.be/G6yVzZmr8IA
>>220984474You spelt it incorrectly
>>220985647Dogs are to humans what humans are to elves in Lord of the Rings. So if you think about it Arwen was marrying her German Shepherd.
>>220985659you just know
>>220985649everyone wears t-shirts and jeans.. that's not very comfy at all literally the npc outfit
can't talk about dogs here anymore
yanks are bloody mental arent they
>>220985674>willwhat is he implying
>>220985659aragorn is dunedain though
day 1 of quitting nicotine the oxidative stress isnt worth it
>>220985647dogs are the white man's best friend
>>220985668love all dogs except pitbulls
top 10 down syndrome moments part 3
>>220985690https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774904227553859.webm
losing my fucking mind need to get the cowboy wild west movies back on to self soothe
>>220985678die for israel, is what it all usually boils down to
>>220985678part of the evangelical israel thing is that when restoring their biblical borders causes the rapture, the jews will be forced to acknowledge jesus as the messiah and they will all convert
>>220985690
>>220985674>Muslims do not bribe us and set us up with trailer park cunny >Jews do >It's that simple.
>>220985678genuinely no ideabe nice to jews and send a trillion dollars in aid to israel so they convert i suppose
>>220985686nons are really scared of dogs for some reason and not only the big onesneighbours french bulldog ran onto indian neighbours drive as he was getting out the car and he tried to run from it until he got back in the car until it went
Mad how many people are on retatrutideMad how people struggle with cutting nglBeen skinny my whole life being lean has never been difficult
When's this war getting back on again then? Need some entertainment
mwaah the merlot
>>220985726a second cube has hit mankind
>>220985726But I don't want to live in the meat cube
>>220985736my wife WAS TERRIBLY RAPED TO DEATH
>>220985726How would you transport water and other resources for everyone in that cube too
air frying some bratwursts
>>220985736TRY THE WINE
>>220985755AI will figure it out
Will be on the telly soon lads look out for me. Channel 4 on Monday at 9pm.
>>220985743
>>220985674lmao
What do zoomers think of Pendulumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-Xv0sKBMA8
>>220985755ask claude
>>220985766Virgin Island don't even need to look
>>220985778zoomers would call this breakcore and a sewerslvt copy
Claude mate, how would you transport water and other resources for everyone in that cube too?
>>220985743I am currently poo screaming and doing a gay porn dance in reaction to this webm.
>>220985697
never understood how you're supposed to hold colours
>>220985793that's an interesting question! water can be transported by various means, from aqueducts to pipelines, what kind of cube are you thinking of?
putting rorke in the rape cube
>>220985813gently
>>220985819shut up Claude mate
It's an Alaska Airlines 2400 what the fuck is he doing over here?
>>220985835of course! I'll be here when you need me again :)
Putting my rape shoes on.
why are all the ai chatbots menapart from siri
>>220985639west brits if you will
>>220985860technoneeks don't listen to women
>>220985860they can barely keep up with the hordes of indians using it as it isnow imagine if those indians believed they were talking to a female AI
>>220985860they're a bunch of numbers mate you can make any of them sound like a girl if you'd like that
what if we replaced every ai with just a little indian fella that researches your questions for you
bonnie blue might be a giga slag but honestly that pussy looks like it feels lush
chatgpt was going to sound like scarlett johansson in Her before she sued them
must feel like you've hit the jackpot if you get aroused from ai generated slop
>>220985937AI is a fucking gold mine for cartoon porn enjoyers such as myself. Not found any other use for it personally
>>220985921doesn't she have a horrid case of vocal fry?
>>220985937grok was good when i could make women do odd things
>>220985952eh I suppose that's a little more understandablewas more thinking the types who type in sydney sweeney but with 3x bigger tits and get rock hardkeyed mindset 2bh
>>220985952>cartoon porn enjoyers such as myselfAha a fellow man of culture
>>220985960yeh but the chatgpt one didn't really. men would have tried to shag it instantly if they got their hands on ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfAYBdaGVxs
>>220986001billions must die
>Can You Live An Average Life In Skyrim? the bedtime watch
So this is it...
This stupid unlovable incel chud bastard thought he deserved love. now watch him get brutally humiliated
*yawns*
>>220986001kill it with fire
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