Do you get ‘naders in your country
>this that shit i be talking aboutWhite hands wrote that, didn't they?
>>220984976It’s Oklahoma so they are spiritually black
>>220984919there are so many videos I haven't clicked on because of that horrible zoomer speak in the thumbnail.
>>220985042>OklahomaOh, that kind of makes more sense funnily enough.
>EnidThe town protected by God
Not gonna lie, naders are kino. We have them at home, but they are small and tiny.
>>220984919nigga lives in garfield countyjohn arbuckle ass nigga
>>220988282I'm from Nebraska. The small ones are comfy and kino. When you're far away and you see nothing but open rolling hills, and you get that view of the wall cloud and supercell, it's like seeing a finger of God.The big ones scare the shit out of me, same with straigtline winds and derechos. It's the sound of a freight train, but everywhere, and the whole house is shaking. You know the only thing separating you from the blender outside is some plywood and a whore's fart of a hope. I'll never get used to the straightline winds either. One moment it's perfectly still, humid, sometimes hot. Then things start to turn green. Literally, too. It's a known phenomenon that has to do with the humidity level or something. It's like someone took reality and fucked with the RGB. The sky looks green, the trees and grass become ultra vibrant, and even the air has this eerie yellowish hue. Then it gets dark, and fast, and the cold front hits like a truck. I've seen full grown silver maples, trunks 6 feet wide, ripped out of the ground like a garden bulb and shoved 10 feet over with a scar cut into the ground in its wake. Roofs ripped off, every pole in the city toppled over. There's rarely much warning. You get seconds to find cover.
Imagine being an eastern homesteader or european migrant coming to the midwest for the first time and seeing this shit. It would've looked like the apocalypse.
