tsuuuuu edition
Moist bussy
everything they stood for was garbage but damn they were swagged out
>>220988380THIS is the fucking la creatura de la mierde calling me malaponte?
Why do British rock musicians born c. the mid 60's wear fucking moccasins? Alright, there's yer parka, m8, you're a Guy Ritchie movie tough guy, but how does that follow from this?
sothis is the new
been up all night smoking weed and gooning to femboys
>>220988407Those are loafers not mocassins. You're thinking of boomer bands.
>>220988400no, I'm the one who agreed with you on the Zion Don question
>>220988412giwtwm (in your room gooning together x)
>>220988407what do Slovenian musicians born in the 60s wear?
>>220988424Man my apologies brother. He's been calling me that for months and I'm white.
>>220988423I might just be provincial but is Squire not wearing moccasins? Look at the make of them, wild west stuff!
might try to do something today instead of doing nothing
>>220988450not worth it
>>220988439No lad, look at the rubber sole at the bottom of the shoe: moccasins don't have a sole, rather your foot isn't cushioned from the floor by anything besides the fabric of the mocassin.
>>220988429I can't think of a one in the same rock vein, all the popular ones were either born in the late 50's or the early 70's
right that's bedtime for me. night lads
>>220988458you might be right!
>>220988472rest in power, king, as they say
>>220988472sleep tight ^_^
how easy is it to become an astronaut
um hello can I get answer please
>>220988549we're too busy finishing The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford after many interruptions
Heard they're rebuilding the tower of babel
>>220988148dude weed lmao ruins everything doesnt it
mad how turks aren't religious
>>220988516just gotta be a nog or a foid
>>220988611i'm halfway there
you are mud between my toes faggot
>>220988623YOU PEOPLE SMOKE THIS...SHIT TO ESCAPE REALITY!
https://voca.ro/15y1RnqpVTQ7
>>220988650You could easily do a roadman. DO IT!
>>220988664https://voca.ro/18d7QjA3q2N0
>>220988623chill out buddy
>>220988698watch at least the first EP of Top Boy, it'll give you mad insight on the roadman
>>220988698can you do a paki voice for us x
>>220988715https://voca.ro/13P1TGVfH6bP
in bed ; suffering from the illness
>>220988723https://voca.ro/1msM1PaVwX0O
>>220988759that's what I'm saying, you need very little to go off to imitate someone. Also, they mostly come from deeply religious, formerly rural Caribbean communities, so they're not that foul-mouthed, at least afaik
i look like this
drinking cold water hurts my teeth
>>220988779https://voca.ro/19iDbAsocAXw
>>220988775thank you anyway x
>>220988805yeah, if I went to the US I'd need one of those snubnose granny revolvers or I'd get eaten alive
mad how it's the 25th of april
is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow
>>220988807Yw x>>220988828You'd probably be fine if you stick to the tourist areas and just dress like a local. And avoid the South mostly. I've known British people who came to America and that's where they ran into trouble.
just got attacked by an evil apparitionnot on
breakfast scranned and poo expelled, time for gymtoil
finnish peoplemental
>>220988879more are coming
>>220988930not goodnot good at all
>>220988973comfy rape shack
had a dream that ella purnell was my gf and we were on a date and she was having a meltdown in the restaurant about something. very embarrassing and unladylike.
hi
all porn whores should have bushall the dudes in porn should wear underwear and just utilize the dickholes that are built in so you never have to see bare man ass
>>220989053very very good ideas
>>220989046hi
Free Israel
>>220989115/brit/ is a palestine general
keep biting the skin around my fingernails causing it to bleed
>>220989119Nope
>>220989127...yh
mad how video killed the radio star
mad how my penis go boing boing
extremely ill, sick as a dog in my bed, shivering. Thinking about dixie. I wouldn't be cold in dixie. i'd be fighting the good fight in dixie
>>220989199that is mad
Fortune favours the brave
Chruches and crosses!
need to get out of bed but it's cold outside so i shan't
Bobby Fischer.
There's a Glock in my rari
God's sense of humour...!
don't like random animals like this
>>220989272Further...
>>220989276i can't go further egyptbot i'm sorry
>>220989289Copy that.
Further Harder Faster Stronger
>>220989203old times there are not forgotten
>>220989289He didn't like that, careful now
Egyptbot what is your favourite food
>>220989304Hmm.
>>220989317Egyptbot what is your favourite food?
>>220989333Broken teeth hospital no health. Don't even try to think about it... Ask God! Or Be a man! And kill yourself!
morning
>>220989351Stfu, you are not blond.
>>220989347hardly an appropriate answer is it
>>220989351yeah man shut up
just made this
>>220989351how's it foing?
>>220989393foing good man
cold pizza for breakfastx
>>220989388why
>>220989388maybe you should unmake it
>>220989388hm pink bubble gum circle x
i'm dying bruv facking hell
>>220989388looks good assuming the purple dough is just something mild like food colouring or something like purple potato in the dough
good morning to my fellow Englishmen, the Welsh, the Scots and the Northern Irish
>>220989457Hi :3
Leftypol, mate....
kino country
for me it's the anglo-saxon kingdoms of essex sussex kent norfolk sussex
hm batty boys x
LIVERPOOL
>>220989230https://youtube.com/watch?v=N-qCgpUTQbY&pp=0gcJCU8Co7VqN5tD
i thought britishers loved florida how did only 64% know that's where miami is
>>220988380Me watching the plate come round to me at an afters
>>220989504We like Orlando, specifically Disney
>>220989464would rather not
playing the mazzy star and death in june really catching some vibes
>>220988368this is nuts
>>220989515Seen are Danny Malin eat at the IHOP in Orlando i did. Facts
>>220989530I'll show you what's nuts*drops my daks*
doing an early morning haka
morn
sex with Yuffie
>>220989570your haka is no match for my haka
>>220989570baka desu
>>220989583simply not true
>>220989597could haka figure-eights around you sweetheart
>>220989570COFFEE TEA COFFEE TEA HAHHH HAHHHH
E Ihowā Atua,O ngā iwi mātou rāĀta whakarangona;Me aroha noa.Kia hua ko te pai;Kia tau tō atawhai;Manaakitia maiAotearoa!Ōna mano tāngataKiri whero, kiri mā,Iwi Māori, Pākehā,Rūpeke katoa,Nei ka tono ko ngā hēMāu e whakaahu kē,Kia ora mārireAotearoa!Tōna mana kia tūTōna kaha kia ū;Tōna rongo hei pakūKi te ao katoaAua rawa ngā whawhaiNgā tutū e tata mai;Kia tupu nui aiAotearoa!Waiho tona takiwāKo te ao mārama;Kia whiti tōna rāTaiāwhio noa.Ko te hae me te ngangauMeinga kia kore kau;Waiho i te rongo mauAotearoa!Tōna pai me toitūTika rawa, pono pū;Tōna noho, tāna tū;Iwi nō Ihowā.Kaua mōna whakamā;Kia hau te ingoa;Kia tū hei tauira;A O T E O R O A !
Australia must protect ol' Falky
UCSB alum. (go Gauchos)
>>220989570Saving mine for when the postie comes
>>220989617You're not on the fuckin' marae now
>>220989617Sagabona kunjani wenaTHE NIGHT TRAIN IS COMINGOTTA KEEP ON RUNNING
>>220989570haka tuah x
qxir is a funny guy and I think I'm finally ready to commit to a subscribe
>>220989657How so
It's a gay porn morning
>>220988368>>220989530It's even funnier when you know that Manuel Neuer is not a player, but a goal keeper.
>>220989688Alri Lou Reed
>>220989703I'M SUCKING ON MY DING-DONGI SAID I COULDN'T HIT IT SIDEWAYS
>>220989688havin sossij for brekie are we x
the more i learn about swedish as a language the more i’m convinced it’s just a vibe languageno real rules, exceptions to the nonexistent rules, no rhyme or reason why somethings are written/pronounced differently it’s a mess
>>220989725you mean english surely
>>220989741no, we’re even worse than english
>>220989619>we MUST protect some island inhabited by 50 boomers in latin america just because they have the same passport as medont really care about this issue either way but it's bizarre that you posted this
another day in this dogshit fucking country why oh why couldn’t I have been born in america
>>220989768what's wrong with it
>>220989768Come home bong man
>>220989768let's switch placesI'm an Anglophile
would any americans here like to marry me so i can get a green card x
>>220989851yes, if you are a pretty girl
>>220989851yes, if you are a pretty boy
>>220989854I can be
Me when my wife is taking to me hahaha
>>220989854umsorry to disappoint
>>220989864sc
>>220989863pack it in it's not even 7am
I've invented a new tribal dance for the nation of /brit/, I call it the Spaka
Not taking my dog this morning can’t be fucked
LOOOL IM SCREAMING IS THAT A MEDIOCRE DAD JOKE AAHAHAHAHA ROAAARRRRRINGF HOWLL POO
the brits who post at this hour are quite nice, but when I post in peak hours my posts all get replied to with "FOY"
wonder what emmet is up to
>>220988368hello why is manuel neuer so good
>>220989910Okay? And when I post in cum I don’t even get a reply like ever I’ve NEVER had a single reply, and I make GOOD posts too
>>220989924you and his da
>>220989910That's when wogs are posting
>>220988368ronaldo better. now cry in a river timmy
https://x.com/I_amMukhtar/status/2047782854772326876
>>220989935timmy blown the FUCK out!
>>220989926sorry I'll reply next time, just make sure to keep typing with proper grammar so I know you aren't one of the schizo brits>>220989932true
>>220989925it's all a fluke. he's washed now and should retire
>South Korean fertility rate: 0.8why are they so much further down the doomerism hole than us? Obviously our white birthrates are in terminal decline as well but they're not that low.
>>220989948me blown the FUCK out!
>>220989906roar
was about to give this random jeet a (you) but i came to my senses knowing he doesn’t deserve it
>>220989960for each time you refuse to (you) him, i shall (you) him twice
>>220989950oppa gangnam style!
>>220989950why would you want to have a kid if you live in korea
>>220989938what a freak
>>220989968chad fingers typed this post
there isn't a jury on earth that would convict Dan Walker here. Everyone knows the man is sound as a pound. Get fucked you cunt.
>>220989960keep crying and the only swedish people i like are dgsbe
How often do you pump?
>>220989767Falklanders are Australians in a different hemisphere. Los Malvinas is a vessel for despotic third-worldism. China will set their eyes on us next if it's open season on Anglos worldwide
there is only one man worthy of being called the best footballer in the world and his name is G_____ B___
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxJaXEHtqsobig fan of people from Scotland
>>220989987>make outrageous claims about a coworker to publicly disgrace him>withdraw claims the moment everything becomes a bit serious >suffer no repercussions every time
>>220990033https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsyXin4eiSYaye
>>220990008i have never seen a latina in real life
>>220990028Gareth barry
>>220990050>he willingly admits he never got smothered by big latina boobies
>>220990038She was on her second lawyer by the end of it. Her legal costs are also not being paid so she might end up out of pocket.Big Dan's team submitted 50 (fifty) character witnesses in his defense lmao. Imagine having to argue against 50 people willing to testify in court that Dan Walker is an honest to god lovely human being who wouldn't harm a fly.
>>220989925 last two times i seen him play he was dogshiddwhich was last ucl gameand da ucl semifinal game bayer lost to real madrid like ages ago
>>220990050I see dozens of them every day
>>220990065Fun init
>>220990064i forgive him for thatand i forgive you for this
>>220990008shes dating dude from danish band i like iceage
>>220990062Maybe they were shagging and then he broke it off and she’s getting revenge
>>220990065lucky
>>220990062but why go through all of this trouble to slander someone? don’t think it needs to be asked, but; is she retarded?
Does he not fancy a cup or some juice? Imagine sucking on soft drinks first thing.Starting to wonder if he's spiking these zeros with that Glenlivet
>>220990050weirdo>>220990075oh really?
>>220990062he looks germanbut he also has gayfacewhich maybe is why he looks germanand has gayface
>>220990064which one is the goat for you werner ziegler? messi or cr7?
>>220990086>weirdohow is it weirdi live in wales why would there be latinas here
>>220990085and then the boomers say how can you watch video game streams when watching golf, racing or cycling is immeasurably more wretched
Orange man at it again
>>220990050really?
I saw a latino on the transfer in jamaica to my hotel. She asked me where I was from and I said UK and then she immediately blanked me and asked some niggers if they were from Detroit. Feels bad man
>>220990103are you accusing him of lying
>>220990081>>220990084It's just about money. Money for nothing. They're quite happy to play the race card + the woman card + drag a good man's name through the mud if it means getting a payout. She was bitter about getting the sack and thought she'd try and get one last pay day.
>>220990096>i live in waleshello i once as on a stag do in praguewe were on a party boat at night and there was a bunch of welsh people, a bit drunkthey started singing anti-england songsraised a few eyebrows here and there but none of the english guys on the boat said anything
>>220990085does it for the attention. nobody can enjoy a warm bottle of stella for breakfast
took too many pregabs and fell asleep at 8pmwoken up in opioid withdrawals
>>220990137Good I hate english people
a representative approached for comment said "this is the one thing we didn't want to happen"
the morning tit
>>220990086she so horny
>>220990096multicultural world innit
ecchi
>>220990182You really think so?
>>220990178should of done something when they became lethargic
>>220990204I think the real problem was releasing them into a ladderless aquarium with no one having bothered to check whether these jungle creatures could swim.
>>220990168>Good I hate english peopleif you could prevent a single bavarian from stubbing his toe but you had to sacrifice the lives of 20 million english people in the process, would you do it?
>>220990178like 20 of them died in one night because they were left in an unheated warehousesomeone should be charged
>>220990218An Englishman is halfway between a Frisian Pirate and a graduate of Sorbonne
>>220990226horrid brat, needs her behaviour corrected... somehow
>>220990238i love my little britbros tho
>>220990226she'll never be a 2d female
>>220990246good lad
>>220990254i would die for youi dont want to diebut i wouldfor you
>>220990086corr diss exact fing happen to me
>>220990259poof
>>220990226Astagfirullah
>>220990102fuck sakewould have genuinely just been so much better forworldif dat dude didnt miss
>>220990272guiiiiiiiiiiilty :^)
>>220990218Why only 20?
>>220990095miroslav klose innitoliver kahnmihhhhael bollock
>>220990103yeah
>>220988407clarks dem prefer
>>220990302>Why only 20?baby steps
>>220990284the Americans invented the entertaining politician with Teddy Roosevelt, continued that with Nixon, and are now reaching the climax of that possibility
is seeing escorts immoral?
>>220990181phwoar good birbingtonshire
>>220990281>>220990243>>220990260
>>220990304literally who
weakling starmer cannot lead us into war wiv argentina
>>220990315If you’re atheist then you have no morals
>>220990086giwtwm
>freedom but not for inbred sheep farmers
>>220990384
>>220990204>should ofshould have
>>220990374religions are a joke. i still can't believe there's so many people taking them seriously. even if there is a god, and i personally don't think there is, it's certainly none of the various gods portrayed by religions. people who thinks there's a god are probably considered as sinners by their own religion only for being on this site
>>220990238>An Englishman is halfway between a Frisian Pirate and a graduate of Sorbonnektim
>>220990430Yeah your worship cow eat poo religion is a joke I agree
don't recline the seat you low moral gaijin
um why is she smiling at me like that it makes me feel funnyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777099069333111.webm
wakey wakey
>>220990475morning
>>220990315depends if she's in sexual slavery or a free agent, or do you mean the underlining concept?
>>220990481*nods wakefully towards you*
I'm 35 but haven't experienced lower back pain yet
>>220990482underlining concept assuming she is clean and not being coerced
>>220990489I’m 25 and haven’t kissed a woman yet
>>220990452your religion is just as ridiculous as that
>>220990489your office job has ergonomic chairs?
>>220990490oh then I think it's fine and just another transaction no different than paying for a plumber's or electrician's services
time to force feed 4 scrambled eggs down the gobhole
>>220990422"Come into my parlour," said the spider two the fly
>>220990523COME UP TO THE LABAND SEEWHAT'S ON THE SLAB
>>220990513It’s really not
>>220990523>twoson of a whore
Indians were starving to death for decades, but wouldn't eat filet mignon or a nice roast. Instead they would eat that cow shit and drink the cow pee and ig the farts were an appetizer.
farting on the move in asda to drag the smell through the aisles
>>220990536Why didn't they just fish
>>220990504ktim
And so to toil.
>>220990539please shop elsewhere and support british business
>>220990550Not comparable izzit
>>220990534yeah you're right a jew who is his own dad coming back to life after his dad sacrificed him isn't crazy at all
>>220990559i only go there for fartstesco keeps the local economy alive
Any I'm serving cunt man in?
pooberg?completardo
Moss balls being watered
>>220990604ok thank you for farting on paki businesses
could really do with winning the lottery
>>220990559they dont have control over asdaone of them was caught with prostitutes and cocaine at the Hampton by Hilton on the m65 roundabout at Rishton. his wife kicked him out and it created a scandal and he stepped down from all the businesses.the other brother was exposed as a retard and stepped down from the asda boardthey lost controlling share
>>220990664what would you buy
>>220990673i'd fuck all the porn stars
>>220990673>what would you buyanother lotttery ticket
>>220990673house away from other people, a new car (nothing flash just something not falling apart)then I'd goon myself to death on drugs
Look at the starsLook how they shine for youu
>>220990727https://youtube.com/watch?v=sr3iI8gg2fo
Good morning smelly incels! It's a beautiful Saturday morning, you all going to spend it posting here from your smelly, rotting hovels?
>>220990762...yh
the morning listen sorted
>>220990762morning mate, yeah mostly, got a few things to do first. you?
>>220990762got a productive plan of oozing and sloughing today actually
going for a poo, see you sooonx
>>220990790
>>220990776>we're all stuck oneww
poo complete, going to do some washing now
get the fucking posts posted
>>220990755Ty bruce sorry i got into a conversation about the Mafia with my brother
washing on, time to clean and tidy the ladcastle
posting a post
they should make jobseekers do takeshi's castle and use the profits from views as funding
lovely saturday morning content
funny videos
>>220990994been watching these
>>220990986She hotMe want sex
>>220990994
>>220991012Gross
>>220991012Poo howling
>>220990762*makes a gang sign with my hands spelling out ktim*
This is what I crave
yet more excellent saturday morning content
>>220991027Cringe >>220991042Based
>>220990986Interesting how her bf pivoted the channel in the early days to this and it took offDidn't care for the video of theirs I watched though
>>220991048I wish we had them here, and German Aldi.
>>220991083yeah that's *yawn* really *bigger yawn* interesting
Would you the CEO of Greggs?
>>220991061these videos are like a wife simulator for timmy
>>220991102I mean yeah free pasties
>>220991102>pleaf buy ar payftrief
>>220991012clean that shit up wagie
well that's the incelroom clean and tidy
NEW.POST IT.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.MOVE LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR 3.
pissed the bed again
>>220991136One day I need to take a giant shit in a public toilet and smear it all over the bathroom stall so that someone has to clean up after me.And I need to do it in a small business so the wagie has to clean it up and not the janitor
>>220991168>>220991168>>220991168
>>220991158Hope you get shot to death by cops whilst amidshits
