Can you pass this IQ test?
>>220988557Utilitarian bros I'm not feeling well...
>>220988557This isn't an IQ test this is just a hypothetical question you ask for fun like would you rather have balls for a nose or vaginas for ears
>>220988557I press the red button and hope everyone dies.
>>220988557Red?
Red so there's a chance to cull the population
>>220988595it is an IQ test because there is no good reason to push one of the buttons.
>>220988619There's also a chance that everyone lives by pressing red, but honestly in this situation that's better left unsaid.
>>220988557This is just a really shit version of the prisoner's dilemma. Obviously everyone should just pick red.
I would rather die than live in a world with the psychopaths who pressed the red button
>>220988644>there is no good reason to push one of the buttons.It's a hypothetical and the word "has to take" implies there's some element of force compelling everyone to take part in it If your answer to a hypothetical is "nah I just wouldn't do either" or "how about I kill myself" that's a joke answer to a joke question In my mind's eye I'm gonna imagine this interaction as a smokeshow hot French Canadian girl that can't speak English for some reason and not the reality that it probably is
>>220988557>stealth american politics threadAlso Blue button.
>>220988595>>220988783You are literally retarded and I don't even know how to make a retard like you understand just how retarded you are.
>>220988783If someone pressed blue I'd assume it was attempted suicide.
>>220988793Another actual retard. Even small children are smarter than you.
Whichever kills most canadians
>>220988557I'd pick blue because if we survive then I get to brag about my moral superiority. A new caste system of sorts will be formed where the red button untouchables are shunned as evil while the blue button humanitarians are seen as wise and good.
>>220988965är du arg ;_;
>>220988969Nuking Punjab would objectively kill the most Canadians
>>220988557This is just game theory, and a poor example of one.
>>220989025>t. failed the IQ test
>>220988793Based scorpion
>>220988942>ask dumb hypothetical question>it's an IQ test >actually it looks like a dumb (and boring) hypothetical >you're retarded Haha there's some trick in it wow cool I'll totally peruse everything I read with utmost scrutiny from hereon especially from xitter the everything appYou have no idea how smart you guys are. you are the smartest person. I don't even know how to tell you how smart you are. Like whoa dude the red button always wins regardless. I stand by what I said to the hot esl canadian girl with a french accent
>>220988644I agree. There's no downside to pushing the red button. Worst case scenario, everyone presses the red button and survives. Best case scenario, some retards die, which is always good. Status quo or improvement.Would be pretty fucking dumb to not press red.
>>220988992Mer förtvivlad. Det är riktigt förfärligt att vi måste dela en planet med en massa ärthjärnor.>>220989187I'm honestly surprised that you're able to solve the catpchas. Do you have a pass?
>>220989213What's the secret high IQ gist of this 'test' then beyond what I've said? Condescend to me.
>>220988644>>220988965Gonna be real with you, you're posting exactly how I would have posted when I was 14 years old. I'm going to assume you're also around 14 so I won't give you shit.
