fabulous rat sub edish
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777099195625079.webm

poo

>>220993000
3 miles is nothing. Also it should be from where you were born not where you live

might rent the incel flat out on airbnb and go traveling

£50 for this pragmata game, and all i wanted was a wank

>>220993245
this. fortnightly pilgrimmage to the ground should echo through the ages harkening back to mary and jospph's return to nazareth to count baby jesus in the census

>>220993138
Lucky you.

>>220993146
It's ridiculous how much we are getting squeezed. I understand providing water comes with costs but they are dumping sewerage in rivers and on coasts and just pocketing these increased charges as bonuses.

>>220993153
No, but that bill averages out at 30quid so its not worth bothering.

>>220993168
Gary. I don't know why I bothered blanking it out.

>>220993190
Not on at all. Labour need to step in and they aren't doing their job.

>>220993258
30 quid on cdkeys mate

so embarrassing I overtook a guy doing 38 in a 50 and give him the wanker sign and then 1 minute later there were slower cars in front of me and before you know it he’s behind me so cringeeeee what a gimp I am

2.56 miles from hospital to centre spot

>>220993258
I'm not a financial adviser but £50 a wank is not sustainable in the long run mate

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hungry little fella

>>220993284
you win some you lose some

what's the best way to sort polystyrene for the bin?
takes up too much space
might just burn it

>>220993250
travelling alone is so grim

>>220993284
idiot

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is 6 hours on ryanair ever worth it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf5-l1dQMVg

>>220993218
Mad how Rorke insists that Muslims hate LGBT people, when the Muslim mayor of London attends London's pride parade

>>220993332
Hey google what is Taqiyya

Everything seems easier in Australia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-pzc28puws

>>220993332
So if one Muslim commits a terrorist attack, all Muslims are terrorists?

>>220993284
>I passed a slowpoke on the road
>then he was le behind me
Pretty sure that's how passing people works.

>>220993351
they have road trains there
been watching youtube autism on them and wishing there was an aussie truck simulator game

>>220993284
car wanker

>>220993381
love wanking cars me

>>220993353
trying to trick zoomers into watching

>>220993367
No. I never said all Muslims are okay with LGBT people. It depends on the Muslim, just like it depends on the Christian (some Christians are okay with LGBT people while others are not).

>>220993373
Don’t be retarded you know what I mean here

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Lol

>>220993258
:/

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in a very nice airbnb in rotterdam with the lads x

>>220993499
ever had them shag you up the arse?

>>220993435
Your bait sucks recently mate, everything okay?

Would anyone like some One Piece cards?

nothing left for me to do but find a nice jewish wife and populate greater israel

>>220993499
could be anywhere

Why do smokers never carry lighters?
>ay, m8! You gotta lighter? Ah, tsall good, no ine smokes these days, eh?
Carry your own fucking lighter, dickhead.

>>220993499
why you posting onb rit then you utter incel freak

>>220993530
:)

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predictions?

>>220992561
surely all cocks are goon cocks

>>220993523
no thanks mate, it went to shit years ago

Now that I think about it, all my neighbours of my newly purchased first home on a busy main road are either quiet old people or regular young families. It's just the one neighbour next to me that is a lower class scrote that rents the house. Hopefully the landlord sells up soon.

>>220993552
Obviously he’s lying look at his flag

>>220993539
she looks like she's had miles of black dick inside her

rorke riding into town on his bicycle with his helmet and elbow pads on

Got to deal with all the spiders today I'm scared

>>220993499
Get off 4chan Jack we got pubs to go to

>>220993552
cos i'm having a nice coffee and waking up. not terribly sociable til i'm showered and caffeined and all that. going to go to some bars and coffee shops and all that in a bit.

My favourite butchers? Kendalls in Pateley Bridge.

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The missus got a new 'fit

have to go on a pub crawl with like 17 people of whom i know 2 later and im already hungover. fuck this gay life

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April 2026 rorke counter update
OCD has destroyed this poor lad's life

>>220993569
mine’s too pure and loveable to be a “goon cock”

>>220993591
t. never been abroad and used data roaming

>>220993568
well they're going to kick the ball right into the net aren't they? come on lads!

bosh! he's got a foot like a tractor engine!

>>220993657
Lmao you've perfectly captured the cadence of young lads together

bored

Right so you ask a bird on a date who you don't know that well yet and she says yes but asks if she can bring her friend along. Do you say yes?

Today the man will kick the ball. What an intriguing prospect. Drink it in because you’ll never see another moment like it

>>220993645
all me on various vpns

>>220993654
I can’t even use 4chan on 4g in this country

i dont know how to interact with people any way that's not transactional. capitalism is at fault for my autism.

>>220993695
ktim 3 has blocked it. cunts

If you have any questions about my newly purchased first home on a busy main road I will answer to the best of my ability

>>220993713
you lot got 3 too? that’s my carrier

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There are plenty of north korean girlies out there fresh out of their orwellian nightmare who want a gentle western man to look after them, what's your excuse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7UjIgQwrL0

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Emma Watson's a gassy lass.

>>220993620
how can you go on a lads holiday day 1 and already you need to be alone
dont believe this nonsense for a second
yet youa lso gota post sociall on brit... hm hmmm x DOUBT

>>220993747
no disrespect how long have you been at this?

would my missus be considered a chud if she enjoys sabaton?

>>220993764
its been
8 years

GAMES!!!

https://youtu.be/4wunxvjUjSAItnh0Wo6oaVDTSMD&t=153

>>220993751
never asked me parents for an iphone cos it didnt exist when i were a lad

>>220993765
women cant be chuds women are inherently valuable

>>220993749
don't be such a mong

>>220993764
at least 11 years

>>220993789
what if she also strongly dislikes forreners and immigration?

>5 minutes of looking directly at a mans arse from behind while he shags a bird missionary
why do producers even bother with this, what kind of bloke has the tenacity to tug through 5 mins of man arse

>>220993795
pot meet kettle

>>220993809
saying that to be a pickme

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Change places!

>>220993809
just doing it because a man told her

lads seething that people have been maintaining gimmicks for 11+ years while they're struggling to get their latest "scradley poo barmley walsh scrimble" gimmick going for 2 weeks without flatlining

>>220993809
still a woman. a woman can do anything. look at dasha. went fashy and catholic and still not a chud still has a massive following. women get away with it

>>220993809
she only has those convictions because you imprinted them on her
if she was with a lefty, she too would be lefty
thus women can never have true political stances

>>220993820
people in glass houses

>>220993823
great episode, one of the best

scradley poo barmley walsh scrimble

>>220993746
Doubt they're interested in white men

I like to immerse myself with video games and movies so I don’t have to face the reality that im a fucking massive loser failure

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Y'all remember the time bro dedicated like 10 minutes out of a video to some shitty Tumblr comic about Marge Simpson being a lesbian and how profoundly moving it was for him?

Absolute STATE of millennials absolute STATE of the Irish, my word.

>>220993842
bullshit most women are inherently left and feminist because it's broadly in their interest

>>220993873
ktim

>Angela Rayner’s allies have told Keir Starmer that he must sack Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood for her to return to Cabinet

>Rayner recently branded Mahmood's immigration reforms "un-British" and a "breach of trust"

>>220993884
40 year old who thinks he's 19 looking ahh

>>220993884
why would we even possibly know who that is

>>220993353
While back I considered getting back into snooker and fancied a snookerfu so looked up the state of Britains female snookerers

grim

>>220993851
you've misused that

Rorke

>>220993893
>Angela Rayner’s allies
leftypol finally getting stuck in

>>220993893
>un-British
Wish they could define what this actually means. Seems like they brand anything they don’t like as “un British”

fancy a wank, need to go sainsburys, can't do either, waiting for a delivery you see

>>220993925
no u

>>220993530
...fuck me

great album

>>220993884
Follow up: why do they all love professional wrestling?

>>220993884
No, don't remember that because I have literally not a fucking clue who this cunt is.

>>220993888
and that changes if she was with a chuddy fella
meanwhile a chuddy bloke isn't nearly as likely to go leftie if he gets with a lefty lass

the only ecelebs we at /brit/ universally know are sargon of akkad and nick fuentes

>>220993989
And Charlie Veitch

>>220993989
mi look

love on the spectrum is a very weird show
It’s basically like let’s watch these weird freaks try to date and stick it on TV
Surprised the autismos are okay with it

>>220993884
ireland was built by immigrants you fucking chud, rasheed and ademola literally laid down their lives during the easter rising while us micks and timmys did nothing

>>220993980
nope a chuddy fella will loosen up in the company of a lefty lass his heart will be softened. seen it happen to many a man.

>>220993884
quite literally no idea who this is

God, I love British people so much >>220993966
you lil niggas make me laugh even when you're not trying to. Anyway, he's a YouTuber. In the filename.

>>220994034
hello. are you a fenian by any chance?

imagine considering yourself informed and not keeping up with the inscrutable scroteworm or at the very least keeping an eye on Odious Beetlesmeg's private telegram

>>220994021
Same with the undateables really

>>220993956
yes mate keep trolling on 4chan instead of spending tiem on holiday with your "friends"
good one

i know who clavicular is i think youll find im very clued into the zeitgeist

>>220993519
My post isn't bait, it's the honest truth

>>220993822
>>220993824
>>220993842
feel like you never actually interacted with a woman in real life

Don't care, still voting SNP.

>>220994109
no i haven't

>>220994109
mine was a shitpost

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Don't care, still voting Libdem.

hitler was very fucking a monster

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And you get to live in London with brown people!!

i don't know what cashback is

>>220994164
he is fucking? YOU are fucking

madarchode!

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Good morning

wonder how much piss shit and cum is in the gunk on my mouse

>>220994178
this is the height of british cuisine

>>220994167
the height of luxury for loldoners

>>220994167
Put my single bed in, chair and folding school exam table and I'd be happy. Does it have a shower?

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>>220994120
Based

>>220994178
is this the Rotterdam lads breakfast?

>>220994172
many boomers and grandboomers live in perpetual fear of debit cards and go their whole lives "taking cash out"

they'll queue outside a supermarket to take cash out to pay for their shopping inside the supermarket. Thankfully at the till after they have tendered their warm cash, the cashier will ask them "do you want any cashback" which is a mechanism by which the tesco cashier can take more money out of their account and hand it to the boomer, to save them going back to the cash machine later in the day to take out more money.

Surely Spurs beat Wolves today
If they don't, they will almost certainly go down

>>220994248
you don't have to pretend to be normal here mate

>>220994248
was just saying that to my mate Deansy

>>220994248
my thoughts exactly

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>>220994226
"ask agent" hehe

>>220994261
Bizarre post

>>220994245
true. Always see them in the shop at the post office counter asking for hundreds of pounds in cash.

>>220994084
enlighten me sensei

>streamer I'm watching is currently playing a game with one of her mods
you know know

>>220994271
thats perfect. I can sit on that shelf and scrub the dead skin off my feet

Will YOU be tuning in to the blockbuster tie at the top of the Enterprise National League between York City and Rochdale at the Spotland Stadium this afternoon at 12:30PM, live on DAZN?

Scottish Mouse Party

>>220994314
ill be playing pragmata with my willy out

>>220994248
spurs have not won a league game this year. they have won one league game in 5 months. they drew with wolves at home. people keep saying surely they won't go down or surely they'll beat X team, but they are just a really shit side

>>220994332
Wahey! Epic nonce post mate

facebook normies will see a mexican food stall and be like "uhm what's wrong with british food??" lmao

lots of odd nonsensical posts being made wouldnt be suprised if half of you were bots

>>220994346
will they yeah

>>220994309
the mod is a mega simp for her?

>>220994366
this is the most likely bot post

prepping the bull

hohhhhh

zoomies be like do you watch gumbdy's streams? Nah I watch slipples. I only get my news from jungork. I don't watch brelbrod anymore because him and toalteeks said some yikesworthy stuff on a podcast

>>220993499
Come on the boys

beep boop i’m a normal lad wahey time to do a poo beep boop

>>220994386
here we have a bot running defense after the botnet got called out. cant make it up

>>220993645
Rorke searching his name in the archives

Just OBLITERATED someone with FACTS and LOGIC

yeah im a Christian struggling with same sex attraction no that does not mean I am 'gay' there is more to my identity than sinful lust

>>220994366
Have you instead considered the possibility that everybody ITT is clinically insane?

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Something extremely pathetic about women going to the gym

Stop ruining our country with your immigrants thanks. No racism intended

INTO THE FLOOD AGAIN

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>>220994441
some of them proper get after it but for most it's just getting dressed up then standing around videoing themselves

>>220994441
shut the fuck up you incel mong

Lil Ben Shapiro needs to start pimping out his sister to save his YouTube channel

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Coronation Street star Jimmi Harkishin (Dev) signs an autograph at the Playhouse Nightclub at the Plaza Hotel Dublin (2003)

I'm fucking exhausted feel like I haven't slep a second this night

>>220994471
bodied that incel

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>>220994463
SAME OLD TRIP IT WAS BAAAAAAAAACK THEN

>>220994471
vgp

That Breaking Bad scene where Walt throws that fake meth on the floor to cause an explosion was cool but pretty fucking reddit in hindsight.

>>220994401
here we have a bot running defense after the botnet got called out. cant make it up

>>220994479
booba

How do I get a job in UK something not PR related or masonry or taxi cab driver? I have a degree though my dream was to study either hard science or human medicine I'm kinda old

>>220994532
fuck off you wog

>>220994495
That Breaking Bad show was cool but pretty fucking reddit in hindsight

>>220994546
this is also true

>>220994441
There are these two women who've been going to the same gym as me, they've been going for like 6 months but they're still fat and disgusting.

They do stupid meme crossfit shit like the one with the ropes across the only open area of the gym, and they throw those medicine balls onto the floor making a loud irritating noise, irritating especially as I know I've been seeing them for so long and they're clearly getting no benefit from any of this and they're basically just irritating everyone else in the gym

And of course you get all the whores and the dykes trying too hard to be men. A good portion of women at the gym are really annoying

>>220994532
fuck off we're full

>>220994551
>>220994471

>>220994554
>you get all the whores and the dykes trying too hard to be men
This is the pathetic kind

Lifting metal up and down in the gym with the other brainwashed sheep for no reason then going home and consuming synthetic powders made in China to inflate my muscles

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ain't nothin but a peanut

>>220993989
>nick fuentes
I know of him but I have never watched him and would be surprised if many /brit/s do.

>>220994589
Whey protein is a byproduct of making cheese though

matey hasnt replied about going for a drink so ive blocked him
sick of these bastard so called friends

>>220993746
mad how you could probably convince them you're a god

going to start cooking when the early kick off starts
might do some tofu but as a side dish

>>220994595
Almost as bad as those clearly chubby or fat men who think it's all muscle and still slave away in the gym

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>>220994544
I'm British like you only funnier

>>220994621
what if his phone was off and he was going to turn it on and reply precisely 5 minutes after the exact time you blocked him?

had a dream where I casually flirted with some girl. why is that so easy in dreams, I'd never do that irl

>>220994643
dont care cant be arsed with these people

>>220994642
bro is a freshie

>>220994642
You are a black nigger. You are by far the blackest gorilla nigger I have ever seen.

Predictions for the footy today? Reckon Tottenham are gonna bottle it against wolves

vtec kicked in yo

>>220994678
Why are you pretending to be normal on /brit/?

>>220994678
I think the men kicking the ball will be a pretty safe prediction

>>220994678
spurs will win against wolves and west ham will lose against palace

the fellas

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777115839430654.mp4

>>220994654
post the milfaras

>football, football, football
omds get a life you boring cunts

I’m quitting Prozac to continue drinking

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>>220994705
>west ham will lose against palace

>>220994706
luv those trail cam videos where you see all the different forest animals over the course of a year

Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride

>>220994642
fattie!

they should call me darren two shits the way i've done two shits already today (and my name's darren)

Got the six pack. Now time to get the six figures.

>>220994785
heineken i presume?

>>220994800
dunelm

>>220994783
nice one daz that's really good that

screaming

>>220994812
inside voice please

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>>220994812

I dress like a runt and I don't know how to do it any better

they call him jimmy the hat, because he never wears a hat

>>220994842
Ok

>>220994842
I wear brown shoes with jeans and a shirt and I think I dress pretty well

get the love will tear us apart by joy division on

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>>220994838

>>220994859
mallard

>>220994870
shag

Fulham XI: Leno; Castagne, Andersen, Bassey, Sessegnon; Lukić, Berge; Wilson, Smith Rowe, Chukwueze; Jiménez.

Aston Villa XI: Martínez; Cash, Konsa, Torres, Digne; Bogarde, Tielemans; McGinn, Buendía, Rogers; Watkins.

Darren is such a fuckboy name

>>220994705
The nightmare scenario

>>220994889
What of Pope Leo XI?

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>>220994889
>Berge

/brit/ can just go into any general and make it all about themselves
We're like the nWo of 4chan

>>220994870
...yh

>>220994910
He loves it :)

>>220994870
no that stretches the shirt and leaves the collar all droopy

>>220994842
just wear a denim jacket and jeans. they make me look cool as hell

>>220994859
roaring at this

>>220994915
Diego: Scott Hall
Mousey: Kevin Nash
Spaino: Mickey Pearce

>>220994924
not even arsed like x

>>220994918
scared of people seeing those pretty lips?

my 18 year old twink bum stinks

have any of you lot eaten something from gails? want to see if its any good but i reckon ill be hung drawn and quartered by posh cunts the second i enter the place

4cham is a silly website

hate fat women hate seeing them in public especially if they arent visibly ashamed of themselves

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>>220994861
10 fucking years

I am too mafia.

>>220994950
MWAH

>>220994977
Say something to them directly. YOU WON'T

>>220994977
and you think people like seeing balding incel freaks like you?

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remember this

anyone remember poo barms

this needs to stop happening...

i've been out at clubs trying to pull a girl for a shag and after a night of rejections i walk outside find a homeless woman and ask her if she wants to share some crack with the intent of going back to mine

then i end up barebacking some stinky diseased tramp while high on crack

massive regret and fear that i have aids or something the next day

so how am I supposed to get a personality because I can’t get a girlfriend without one. I’m boring even if I had a girlfriend I don’t even know what I’d talk to her about the only human I talk to is my brother and that’s about football

>>220994977
based mums hater!

fat men always think they are more physically useful and capable than they really are it's laughable

>>220995007
shag your brother

Business idea: Sexual intercourse with Dua Lipa.

Guide me.

>>220995025
Rather not to be honest

business idea: dua lipa instructs me to eat my own cum

>>220994982
11 years today

Anytime.

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>>220995005

so windows do this thing where everyday you get a new wallpaper but they didn’t add an option to save the current wallpaper they’ve given you. I’ve got this fucking sick one with otters in it but I have no way of saving it

>>220994962
you are a hairy obese 37 year old

extremely grim how the lower classes love nike miler shirts as a uniform, it's time to get some higher brow running equipment

>>220994977
Hate that fat women now describe themselves as "thick" as if that makes them desirable
The number of "thick" women I see on dating apps who are just outright obese is outrageous

>>220995055
when you're drunk and high and have 3 months of nosex build up you will literally fuck anything

i fucked a tranny once as well and it was basically a guy with shaved legs and long socks

>>220995044
ph yeah fuck its 2026 isn’t it haha

>>220995061
38 actually mate

>>220995070
ktim

Romanio.

>>220995070
ktim except I describe myself as thick because Im a fucking stupid bastard

>>220995071
>>i fucked a tranny once as well and it was basically a guy with shaved legs and long socks
Grim

England!

my love for homo thugs is dwindling

Never understood why appeal to emotion is a fallacy.

>>220995070
You get shown fat women on dating apps because the algorithm has determined they are low value women, and they show those women to low value men.

Actually itself, yo.