latex edishold: >>220996996
>>220998813should be illegal to wear fetish gear in public
latexmong loves his shit fetish
rorke soiling his latex jeans
ruby granger onlyfans
rorke doing the 'my life is a movie' dance
>>220998842could probably make a fair few quid flashing that arse around on OF
baby birdbergs are out
>>220998859needs to grow one first
*stands by and watches you steal*
>>220998895the tesco "nigga"
>>220998895all the local supermarchés solely employ frail paki grandpas as their supermarket bouncersall they can do it sit about on their phone and maybe video the cronem as they steal all the meatthat's about it
>>220998895good job if you can get it
>>220998827why>>220998828dont have a cow man
>>220998935sup mouldie
>>220998962genuinely looks like a lot of fun
just had a tinkle
Mousey was right about Spurs wtfMaybe he DOES know ball.......
>>220999073get him on talksport with alan brazil
>>220999073if WH win and spurs lose to fucking wolves i will be laughing my head off
>>220998879corr gud birbingtonshire diss
>>220998940Shop work generally is a fantastic gig, the reason you see so many middle aged biomass working in shops these days is because they realise it's far easier stacking shelves than wiping arses for minimum wage so come in on care worker visas and switch as soon as they can
fucking lush weather
might have a cold, non-carbonated, alcohol free beverage
>>220999115Spurs just had their only above-average player go off injured, looks like his season done as well
been having depression and mental health all day but I'm back from the shop now with some alcohol and crisps so it's timehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777130630390474.webm
lads it is with great pleasure to announce that i have beaten my sun allergy
what are the scousers up to these days?
>>220999152this was very loud and hurt my ears :(
no beer this weekend, need to get off the muck asap
>>220999152bloody love this webm
>>220998904s
no better feeling than forgetting you have sweets and then later finding them
>>220999176piggy
got around to watching the duellists (1977) after someone recommended it and I really enjoyed it
>>220999185vile creature
>>220999185vile
On Linux right nowI like itx
>>220999185get the women hypnotised, get the tits enlarged
>>220999203do a cheeky cowsay for the lads x
>>220999203x
>>220999185this alone should disqualify him from holding any position of power
>>220999194Awesome I think that was meIt good
I hate most people
>>220999227hate myself
>>220999212I don't have that packagex
>>220999127Also because as soon as one of them gets in a leadership position they exclusively hire others of their creed. It sounds alarmist but it's genuinely a takeover
>>220999245you need it
>>220999185Man with less than 100 years of roots in this country wants to destroy every institution our forefathers have built and give it away to the third worldActually insane British people vote for him
>>220999227
Sex is so overated
vile coward
*downloads my package straight down your waiting throat*
>>220999282Mousey: the younger years
>>220999287Wouldn't know myself
any real niggas in
>>220999287the best sex in the world isn't going to hold a candle to gooning while high on various synthetic drugs designed to maximise your brain's pleasurethat's what I keep telling my mum when she tells me to meet a nice woman
>>220999289Leave him alone
>>220999317what it do homie
>Tottenham drawing to Wolves>West Ham beating Everton>Forest playing like prime Barca against SunderlandThe yids are actually going down aren't they
>>220999289he's trying his best ok
... Asian guy hanging round me near the tills .... Hummm ??? .
>>220999287i wouldn't know the closest i've come to sex is e-bobba on habbo hotel with a woman that later told me her brother was using her account at the time but it was probably an old man the entire time actually
>>220999391based habbo hotel enjoyer
>>220999366hiya
This new Labour Party political broadcast is lit. What are they going to do about it now?
>>220999318chuckling
nooticed that two wanks a day really does me injust had a three hour napnot doing that muck any more
>>220999367>4 points behind with 4 games to go oof West Ham have the easier fixtures tbqh
>>220999406Finally they've had the guts to admit it.
>>220999391whats e-bobba
snogging a kinder egg
going pub later
spurs bros how we feeling
ah yeah, the men kicking the ball and that, some of the men not kicking the ball as well as the other men, typical innit, typical, ludicrous display
>>220999463Not good innit
>>220999449when you type bad words in habbo hotel it replaces them with 'bobba' i was sneaking in a reference for the habbo hotel fans you see the implication is that i typed e-sex but it was censored
wolves will win
>>220999488aha x
was out for dinner with the family the other day and I do this thing where I spend the entire time looking around the restaurant / pub looking at all the other people there: with their mates, with their girlfriends etc and I get all stuck in my head thinking "that's what my life should be like, not sat here with my family as a grown man"obviously it's silly because even normal people still go out for meals with their family only from time to time but because I never get out besides these outings I spend the whole time wishing I were out with mates or a girlfriend, thinking about what my life could be. What do I have to talk abou with 60+ year old codgers i.e my family? Nothing.
>>220999268He will never in a billion years be PMI don’t know why you get so worked up about it lol
>>220999473where will he go
And it's a goal for spurs
where's heatherpaedo
>wake up>vape in bed for that first hit of nicotine>scroll tiktok for an hour or two>go outside in smelly trackies and hoodie, hood up to hide myself from the world>goyslop for lunch, fizzy drink or energy drink to go with it>incelwalk home>spend the rest of the day vaping in smelly incel studio flipping between /brit/, youtube, discord, twitter27 wasted years
Unironically got hounded by a random bloke yesterday for dressing like an emo
right well its beginning to verge into spamming/avatar usage isn't it?
>>220999530nothing ever happens
>>220999530still in the bottom 3, what a shame
>>220999502Treasure these moments m8You’ll miss your folks when they’re gone and it will creep up on you quickly and sooner than you can prepare for
nigella lawson sexarse
>gfberg wants me to buy her summat from Gwenyth Paltrow's GOOP website for her birthdayis she actually having a laugh
>>220999568Niggas pulling up rocking goop jeans
>>220999568stupid materialist slag lmao
>>220999538hahawait if youre using discord doesnt that mean you have mates
sometimes i think i'm using my mediocre looks as an excuse for my lack of romantic successbut the problem is deeper i am just fundamentally broken because i have managed to get women to not be repulsed by me before as much as i dont understand how
>>220999568get her a fucking clue
>>220999506He's not going to be pm but they're about to win a decent number of councils and probably going to win the mayoral where I live
>>220999558soon as they're gone I'll be stringing myself up lad I'm only here now for their benefit it's them who should be thanking me
>>220999585theyre internet matesive got real life mates, we binge coke together which keeps me in my self destructive loop :D
>>220999525need to see an edit of these where the text is Aussie racismlad's zingers like "roundhouse kick a nigger into the sun"
>>220999568She probably means the stuff they make themselves and not the affiliate stuff you've got up
Spurs bros We're so fucking back
Heatherpaedo mega meltdown
>>220999609There’s a lot to live for
mitchell and webb thread on the /tv/ 'logue
fucking shit hammers let a goal in NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>220999525>>220999483>>220999466>>220999406>>220999597Don't understand why they got a woman to do this instead of a big fat ugly bald man. Waters down the message for labour voters and makes every reform voter love her
I do wonder what causes rorke to melt down here every single dayWhy does he think we care or agree?/brit/ is on the charge with Zack Polanski
>>220999676Hahahaha get fucked
>>220999631scaled reptillian zionist billionaire neoliberal claws tapped this post out
>soon as they're gone I'll be stringing myself up ladbeen coming to /brit/ for over a decade and i've lost count the number of times i've seen people say this is, it's remarkably sadi wonder how many of these lads have actually done it :(
Just had reform knock on our front door. The daughter answered, but didn't give him time to say anything. She just said to his face, " move away from our door, you racist bastard ". He looked too shocked to answer
>being brown, thats your culture?
>>220999690hammers back in the lead looooooooool get fucked
kick the ball again, did they?
>>220999676WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
>>220999698probably nobody. /brit/ is notoriously full of attention seeking cunts and mongs who think their situation is insurmountable because of their own learned helplessness
spudsbros?
>>220999525queen
I don't answer my door unless I have a parcel coming. Just want to be left alone in the gaff, no good can come from answering the door.
I am alain delon
sucking a golf ball
fucking Wolves you idiots
take it to /sp/ you boring fucking bastards
C'mon wolves get a late goal
>>220999750no youre noti am alain delonpic related me
>>220999749fact
>>220999735spudshits in the mud
>>220999725I will take the next flight to England and slit your throat. This is a legitimate threat on your life.
>>220999749what if its a sexy lady who really really wants to shag you? you never truly know
>>220999761would loveLOVEa cheeky late wolves goal
just toasted a sandwich in the air fryer
>>220999762you don’t understand mate. they don’t like /sp/ because it’s “boring” so they come here and post the exact same boring shite for hours
>>220999777you'll do fuck all pal hahhahahahhahaha
>>220999782illegal
just toasted a golf ball in the air fryer
the balls have been kicked the man in black has blown the whistle it's all over football is finished forever many are sad to see it go but it's for the best
>>220999799Say that to my face, faggot
>>220999766criminally handsome
>>220999837uhh gay?
my undercarriage stinks
>Small boat migrant who kidnapped and sexually assaulted girl, 7, in hotel worked for Talibanhow many years do you think he got, /brit/?
>>220998962What were Indians doing for fun before the invention of the train?
>>220999841teh lads
>>220999883Raghead cunt probably got knighted
>>220999835rattled lol
jacobfuckingjones sex arse
>>220999698Once close relatives pass away is the right time to do it though. There's no one to feel sad obviously but there's also the strange feeling that once your parents etc pass away, there's no one who really knows you in life.That's not true for normies who happily plod through life forging new friendships and romantic relationships left right and centre. But if you'e a weird autismo aspie cretin then every new person you meet either greets you with hostility or disdain. You don't have the benefit of 10, 20, 30 years of prior personal history (that you did with your family) where they know you're not really a cunt, just been thoroughly downtrodden by life. Instead you walk through life as a stranger and everyone hates you. I don't want to live out another ~35 years knowing that there's no one left living on planet earth who is in my corner, who thinks something positive about me. I'm not going to get over my autistic interpersonal problems so once my parents etc pass away naturally I'm gone mate. I'll see you on the other side if there is one (I hope not).
>>220999929you gay?
made cutlets too greasy and feel sick because of that
hopes/fears for the new Bond game?
>>2209998830. Used the sexual emergency defence.
>>220999946:(
>>220999946just got to get out there mate join a hiking club
>>220999968>hopeslosing my virginity one day>fearslosing it because i got anally raped
rorke inventing the poo combustion engine
>>220999946Imagining killing yourself due to how others perceive you.
rorke falling down the stairs
>>220999968none whatsoever, won't be buying
>>220999993quite right mate, quite right
>>220999946>so once my parents etc pass away naturally I'm gone mate. lol so you'll be what, in your 40s or 50s and by then you won't give a shit and just a few more years and you'll be in your 60s and realize you've lived a full life, just miserable
>>221000040roar I knew this would get posted
>>221000014he will be poo steaming
>>220999906I'm in bliss
>>221000028s
>>221000040would shag all the birds
leftypol mistaking the rapist office for his therapist office and getting raped to death
>>221000040sordid crackers, where are the non-castrated whites in england? why are our asians always so oestrogenised as well?
>>220999946im in your corner. mostly what you need to do is stop thinking so much. especially stop thinking about yourself so much. thinking is what makes you mentally ill and doesn't help anything most of the time. pick something you want to do and pursue it, that's all you need to doalso don't kill yourself cuz you'll go to hell immediately
>>221000066even the hijabi?
>>220999968>hopesit's shaken>fearsit's stirred
just stuffed rorke in a clay pot filled with vinegar and assorted spices, then placed him underground
>>221000009lol mthis is me
>>221000086thats not a hijab rorke omds
I believe tung tung tung sahur to be a demonic entity which has manifested itself through Ai
Leftypol getting AIDS after being raped by a Somalian migrant but blaming it on billionaires for not giving out free condoms
>>221000115I think these things and write them on the internet too
it is LITERALLY impossible to meet people as a friendless adultgovt should step in but oh no theyre busy going through the list of which sex arses should be approved for public consumptionsickens me that keir
>>220999483>liquidise criminalswooo!!!!>to heat the homesWOOOO!!!!>of the elderlyright youve lost me
>>221000111you tell me what it is then
>>221000115screamikng
>>221000136that is a good observation .
>>221000115howling
>>221000141It's a beanie, you mong
carbonara, a classic
>>221000141white woman wearing a thick purple beanie with the hood of her black coat up you absolute mong
>rorke postsrorke forgetting his spade when going to barrows then teleporting out before remembering there's one in the house to the north>leftypol postsleftypol getting raped by 500 PAKIS and his FUCKING WIFE gets herself BEHEADED
>>221000160>>221000165where's her hair gone then
you do not need friends as an adult manget to pursuing some sort of goal in life, make money, and find a girl along the wayhaving loads of friends is womanly
>>221000141it's a hat with a hood over it rorkey pal>>221000177under the hat and hood you silly boy
>>221000162looks like fiona farted on it
>>221000196Women get the ick when you don't have friends
>>221000208jej
>>221000196COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE
>>221000162elton join
WOT IF UR NAN WAS A TOASTER?!
>>221000196this, i don't think i've ever had an actual friend, just situational acquaintances
imo nonviolent criminals should be treated well and shouldn't be put in with violent criminalsviolent criminals should be treated VERY harshly by the systemsee, you can take the good from leftypol and the good from rorkeeasy
>>221000196all of these are easier with good friends who will support you and help you outor even with just friends who will give you some ideas
no work donehijabi beaniewhat will rorke come up with next?
>>221000229know what you mean but in the same breathe I also feel that there's a certain brand of woman who doesn't care that much and is quite content for it to just be her and her man against the world in their own little family bubblethere's an argument that these sorts of women aren't the ideal sort i.e if you had the choice you'd probably rather have a 'normal' woman who had friends herself but I'm just saying I think these sorts of women do exist
Cheeky katsu curry and a couple of bottles of Heineken while I watch Arsenal collapse
>>221000229just lie and tell them what they want to heari do it with my gf all the time
*holds up sign saying 'I need a fat bitch'*
>>221000162UM...That's not a carbonara sweaty>>221000269I've had relationships ended because I don't "do enough" with other people
>>221000269my gf is like thatshe gets jealous and defensive when I spend time with friends or even call and text thembut she has friends including men hypocrite she is
looks like poop
>>221000284ummers
waspberg can fly through a small gap in the window but will keep headbutting the same window when trying to get out mad that
>>221000269those women are near universally worthless dossers. only date one if you're content will the middling life of a dullard whose only consolation is the fact that you are technically not alone or dead
>6 foot 5>huge>on TV>your gf still does onlyfansGRIM
still don't understand why they changed it from twitter to x
>>221000335>poopFOY
>>221000353gf?
>>221000113I just sit over the bath and use the shower hose
suns out, alcohol in my veins, music in my ears, /brit/ on my screens yeah it's saturday night alright
open relationships will be normal within 10-20 years
>>221000359to what hun x
>>221000359elon has got a hard on for that letter
>>221000353people like this attracts whores what did you expect
>>221000359Elon was obsessed with 'X' for decades. He wanted to call PayPal 'X' as well, there's an interview with him where he's all bald well before his hair transplant where he spoke about it.
>>221000141you absolute fucking mug
>>221000395>My partner is an incredible person, and I have huge respect for everything she does – I'm proud to stand by her.Not a cuck
>>221000410so........this is rorke's da
>>221000391to x x>>221000397>>221000394such a reddit cringe case
watching the cup semi final. if city score first I SHALL be switching it off
>>221000410cant believe what he did to the world trade centre
>>221000386do you one better and say relationships as a whole will be the exception by that timeframethe number of people today, right now, who have quietly opted out entirely (both men and women) is massive. It's not worth the ballache. People are content with their screens. I don't purport to know the 'solution' (or care).
a woman you're in a relationship with isn't really your friendyou need to learn a bit how to neg, dread game, etcobv you don't need to go full pickup artist but if you have absolutely no game she's eventually going to get the ick. just a tip, it's worth looking into how women work.t. in a relationship for 5 years
>>221000380im literally sitting in front of the exact laptop charlie has too
>>221000431I know fuck all about football, but what's the point in the FA cup? Won't the premier league teams just win every year? Cheadle FC aren't going to win it are they?
violent cumming in to employed womans arsehole in the aldi staff toilets as she mumurs how profoundly mentally ill she is
mental how easy it is to make friends when you just force yourself to go to things
>>221000457*he
>>221000428to what hun xx dm me are u ok xx
behold! i give to you: the chink beauty standard
>>221000410Who is this? I could've sworn those are Stephen Dawson's glasses but it's not him?
>>220998813Is latex the one fetish where women are much more into it than men?
>>221000469Cute ears
employed woman ishigawa timestop senpai desu DVDMS Escape sama
I'm profoundly anally filledI'm profoundly anally filledI'm profoundly anally filled
>>221000463>when you just force yourself to go to thingsah yes just "going to things" alonesitting on your ownleaving on your owngo homecry and want to die
>>221000469>>221000474>>221000478snap
>>221000409why is it so surprising to you that a man that dedicates his life to the superficial doesn't have the most principled traditional stances on sexual morality
>>221000463yeah nah I've done that whole rigamarole so many times before and it's just me in a circle with other people only ever chiming in on the rare occasion and generally just feeling like I don't belong
>>221000469>>221000474>>221000478FOJF
>>221000465just dmed you babez xx
>>221000503
you aight lads?
>>221000488>>221000501for the mongs among us it's implied that you engage with other people a bit when he says go to things
>>221000463not been on a night out since I was 24 and I'm 32 now
>>221000478regrettably notyou might be thinking of bondage and rape
>>221000491Because I would have thought even a superficial man would have an issue with men being able to see his girlfriend naked online.
>>221000524>among us SUS
should have bought more booze might be a drunk stumble to ye olde pakistani shoppy on the cards
don’t think i got any pronounced fetishes honestly, just like a good arse and a tight fanny really
>>221000545>sploshing???
dadberg is surprising mumberg with a golden retriever puppy today and he's so excited haha
>>221000501or the opposite where you are the only one making any conversation and the rest of them just sit around gormlessly scrolling on their phones if you or another few people aren't saying anythingit awful!it not right!
>>221000585go now to minimalize how drunk you be when you in shop
>>221000524we know thatpatronising twerp
HATE arseanal
hmm well
>>221000619phwoargood post
>>221000616Lush
fucking UM
>>221000616not for me please i cant handle allat
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777134414331225.mp4
>>221000602really really hate how common it is even among supposed normies to use a phone as a dummythe slightest pause or silence and they immediately dive into it never to emerge
>>221000616The fabled bbc
You can go out and make friends and find women out in pubs and clubs but you have to dress up properly and put on some aftershave and gel your hair and look normal. Be honest most of you on here who say they've tried to do this you went out in a dirty hoody you hadn't washed in a week and jeans you've been wearing of consecutive days. You sat in the corner of a booth in a spoons and leared in to space looking sorry for yourself for 2 hours pretending to look at your phone then you got a kebab and went home
notice how rorke is flabbergasted
>>221000546mate people like that are literally unga bunga cavemen he doesn't care about anything other than being able to shag the fanny of a bimbo. he is literally her male equivalentshe's two surgeries away from becoming a bogandoff anyway
>>221000545>knees>ghosts>bad ends>buildings>were wolvesum.
>>221000643wonder what israeli eccies are like
noticed that black men have oddly fuckable arses
>>221000162>>221000162obviously pesto wtf
>>221000662not reading this incel blog #blogon
arseanal already rattled
spursbros?
>>221000668he met her on a hike. see, top shaggers go hiking
>>221000683grow up mate you're not funny
>>221000668Personally don't think a caveman would allow his woman to fuck other cavemen tbf
>>221000670>bad ends??????
Pissing in a niggers shorts
>>221000692seems funnier than you spoons boy
>>221000643me at the niece's first communion after 2 lines and a room temperature mango J2O:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777099131443374.webm
really rorke
gf looks jus like sabrina carpenter but probs weighs 100 pounds or so more
>>221000585King of the big top you are mate
quite enjoy early threads me
>>221000715>poundsFOY
>>221000545god sex is so horrible
>>221000692blog on little boy
>>221000703samefagno wonder you dont have any friend ausmong
>>221000696think she only posts nudes cavemen got that by default
Genuinely though you’re telling me rorke just wouldn’t fuck a fit muslim? Or a black woman? Seems quite gay to me
>>221000715post her arse
>>221000673no different to the halal version really contains no pig fat no pork gelatin nothing that oinks
get it made right this moment
>>221000545>sex with your own dead bodyexplain that one then
you lot would've loved mousey
>>221000743id fuck any woman alive mate
>>221000743It's established lore that black pussy changed torke, keep up
>>221000761right well rorke isnt an australian reptile, so youre not speaking for him
>>221000545>sex with your own dead body (female preferred)
>>221000759quite the opposite actually
>torke
>>221000781im rorke
>>221000761scream this is bascially meat least in theorythen i find any reason to anxiety my way out like "oh my first time should be with someone i'm emotinoally connected to" and that's children how i ended up a 50 year old virgin lol
orke
im ronke
rorque
>>221000545me on the right
roke
Mental how rorke even rivals poo with how often it’s been postedAnd poo is global. Rorke is just a /brit/ meme
>>221000791shut it lachlan. rorke may be the scum of the earth, but the earth in question is pure english soil
le gimmique corner team
>>221000827>>221000827>>221000827
saving all the dogshit zingers for the new, eh lad?
Rorke in the county Cork
>>221000662I reckon 'you just need a shower and a haircut' advice does more harm than good. Anyone that genuinely has no friends or no idea how to make them is supremely socially stunted and literally only practice socialising will fix them.
>>220998827Shes a secret agent, shes just wearing her stealth suit calm down Ahmed
