>>221002148
Why does everybody breath stink? What’s going on?
can always trust an australian to make the new
i'm a horrible little freak who lives in a dirty, stinking tip because i'm too lazy to clean x
someone post the thing
garlic
My willy got hard and is sticking out of the leg of me underwear
>>221002150me when im off the opiods
clavicular
>>221002168
>>221002186fucking hell she's so fit
finished ac rogue. didn't like it. the story is too short and the world is too big. I usually do a story mission, then do side activities until I get bored then do story again. in black flag I had around 80-90% completion after the final mission that way, here I only got 67%, that's fucking nuts. the story is also bad, it's just the regular "assassins good templars bad" but the other way around, no nuance at all. very dissapointed.
>>221002190got the thong on have you
>>221002190prove it
excuse me miss can i nosh on your hairy minge x?
>>221002186fucking hell she's so mid
>>221002186her legs are absolutely battered
>>221002209Nah, boxers>>221002211Don't threaten me with a good time
>>221002186shame about the tits
english white boy got rizz
>>221002205tried playing ac black flag recently and it was too boring, uninstalled after an hour or two
whats up rorke you've barely touched your ketchup udder
>>221002229state of this lad's room. can tell he lives in utter filth.
Decided to vote Reform in the local elections. I wasnt going to bother voting but I have a personal grudge against my Labour councillor and Reform put a flyer through my door earlier and the woman running seems like a nice lass who wants to make a difference for the locality rather than make a career as a politician.
>Hello and welcome to the BBC news at half past 6>Tonight, sex, shagging, sex, blowies, tits, sex, spaff on my glasses, and shagging
>>221002272grotesque
>>221002272thats shocking
>>221002238have a famel friends whose tits looked like that so i was afraid they'd be like pancakes but they were actually pretty decent when they were out, not like pancakes at all just normalshe'd get like a 3/4 inch nipple erections toooddly enough tho it was kissing that made them rock hard when i had em in my mouth would only be semistrange girl
autistic brother has started ending every phone call with 'toodle-oo pip pip'
>>221002186bitch got bigger things to worry about than some hairy ass legs
got the pragmata on
toilfu says shes got a few things going on right now but doesn't want to talk about it
>>221002284>Reform candidateis she brown
>>221002240Based Lawrence of Arabia. All that desert and he never lacked drinking water gushing from the ladies.
just made a delicious coffee
what the fuck is a rårke?
>>221002317that means things are falling apart with her bf at homeyou are in there my son
>>221002318No, she is white.
>>221002186legs looking like she's had a day out with her razor scooter
arr scouser look same
>>221002368they have chinese blood in them
>>221002167sph starex
>>221002348
not into muscular woman, myself.
>>221002353I didn't want to admit it but yes that's what I was thinking too hehe
>>221002351lucky sod
chopped munter
>>221002379why's she done that? her poo will be fucked for a week
just seen a vile disgusting image i did NOT want to see
farkkkk that looks good wish I got one now
arousing tranny poo smells
ok so that's a bloke in latex ramming a dildo up his arse
right well
>>221002270she's not a lad
well right then
>>221002379Right so that's an autistic young man with a rubber willy shoved up his bum
zoomers really be like hmm yes this 6/10 goblina is so fit!!
>>221002419he's a bloke mate
the "right well" gimmick sounds so reddity
were that that dildo were my cock
was very weird to hear finnster talk and hear the kind of voice you'd expect to hear in the games workshop
I don't even let someone wag their finger in my face.
>>221002186>figure skater feet>ballerina feetdisgusting
>>221002197carbon man
>sad sober>sad drunk>sad at work>sat out of work>sad with a girl>sad without a girl>sad alone>sad with people>sad playing video games etc other hobbies>sad not playing video games etc other hobbiesjust utterly broken ladsmaybe they are right and i should get some "happy" pills
>>221002441no it doesn't
wag wag that finger were my face
>>221002390Reform candidate for Toxteth
in this fucked up world you're either an employed woman or a sacked tranny
incels really grasping at straws calling alysa liu ugly saying shes got ugly feet or shes got moles or something who gaf nigga
>>221002477This is around the time you should find God. Give it a try
>>221002477xtc?
might start taking omega-3 pills seeing as how i don't eat fish
stares you
>>221002505done that too. the main thing keeping me going nglalready been to church today cos i needed a dose lol
>>221002494grow up mate you're like 25 stop talking like a teenager yeah? Its not 2017 anymore zoomie, time to grow up
that larry david sandwich from curb actually sounds fucking awful
>>221002494she's not going to shag you mate
>>221002413stop taking pictures of people through their windows
this ain't it
>>221002515
>>221002167cutie
>>221002493she's greng
>>221002536yeah she will
Her moles are ugly but that's not why she's uglyShe's ugly because she's half dink
incels be like 'she's not going to shag you mate' unironically so sexless they think I even want to be shagged by a woman
>>221002541don't think I've ever seen the non-shopped version of this
ever notice how most people in real life are actually unattractive and its not just weirdos who spend too much time online
Alysa is 18 you fucking nonce
Anyone seen the piers Morgan clip with Russell brand and he asks him what his favourite bible passage is and he doesn’t know what to say FUCKING CRINGE AAAAA
>>221002523Well just know that God isn't a customer service call centre and hes not going to fix your problems for you. He will give you the strength to fix yourself but its possible you have may to fall even further in to despair before he decides to lift you back up
>>221002572its ok im trans
rorke watching old top gear episodes and reminiscing about 2013
>>221002584i know and i'm well aware everything i have is thanks to god but that doesn't mean the devil isn't at work
>>221002571in that case you might as well be a weirdo online if you're ugly anyway
>>221002583maddening that he didn't at least have 1 corinthians 13 or some shite in his back pocket for when this inevitably came up
>>221002477some top shelf ganja will sort you out
>>221002571yes and the sooner people realise this the betterthere's like 150 staff at my toil and I could probably only name 5 peng tings
might get the anime on
>timmies first existential crisis makes him think there is some shadowy boogeyman turning life against him from a flameworld beneath the surfaceAnything but looking at your own shortcomings critically, huh rorke
>>221002610whys this image made of pixels
Fat lady doctor still hasnt replied on tinder. Its been about 35 hours since I messaged her. Ngl lads im a bit put out. Still only ever had one bumble match that never messaged me after weeks. I think i'll delete it.
>>221002603my favourite is the car vs public transport episodes
>>221002646grow up mate
there is no one more deluded than an average looking woman
>>221002583
>>221002228most slags legs are
nigger poo
>>221002627weed is utterly wank for mewould sooner go chain smoke a packthe high is no worse
>>221002653all images are made of pixels
What do zoomers think of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s3iGpDqQpQ&t=19
>>221002657I am grown up hence I stopped believing in some divine intervention and in myself
>>221002646HINGA DINGA DURGEN
>>221002603The good old days of 2013. I was 21 and on the drink, smokes and the wacky baccy all weekend every weekend, starting Thursday nights and ending Monday morning. Good times.
lemme hit that shit and lay down a groove
Haven't read the Bible and I'm not a Christian
>>221002690what about a photo from a film camera #debunked
>>221002692yeah now you're mentally shadowboxing made up dollhouse characters on 4chan, shant be taking advice from spastics like you lmao
not lying when i say weed is fantastic
women genuinely think that some men just naturally look like this
used to be a christian but smoking adrenachrome just too good lads
milf at work made a reference to Robocop and she was very pleased that I got it because she thought nobody would
Do you like French girls in Britain?
asian niggas really be eating rice 3 times a day
got things to say but i will keep it to myself
>the city of shitty
>>221002477How's your diet? Do you exercise? Ever in nature? Eating right and getting the heart pumping does a lot for the mentals, even if it sounds like a meme. Nature is also good, fresh air, birdsong, stuff like that.
>>221002723Get her shagged
>>221002728munter
>gf's age: 25>his age: 50what do they even talk about
>>221002715the fuck is that phrase even, that isn't an actual thing you terminal brit faggot. Lmao. That's just the brit archetypes mindraping you to eventually come up with a non existant thing like that
>he needs to take drugs to enjoy himself in lifetricking your brain in to thinking you're having a good time always ends in tears. drugmongs being drugmongs again
>>221002725well she is quite pretty but i dont know that i 'like' like her if you see what i mean
>>221002725i hate all women
I read the bible as a kid, never picked it up since but ive been meaning to give it another go. I'm a Christian but not practising in objection to Justin Welby and now the woman Archbishop.
Based on the 2024 iLiveHere reader poll, Falmouth in Cornwall was surprisingly voted the most depressing town, followed by other frequently nominated, often overlooked or industrial towns. The poll focuses on places described as "bland, boring, and soul-destroying"
is this cloggy?
>>221002717Yup go gym x2 a week and couple protein shakes and every man can look like this
>>221002728imagine having her lay her head over the side of the bed and utterly pummelling her throat with your rock hard cock til the tears start streaming down her face
>>221002752You're on the paedophile botnet website at the moment mate sort your life out
>>221002667
>>221002739pretty good but am in a rut atm which meant eating like shit which makes you feel worse but it's tough to break when you are "cycling" like thatyes i do a lot of calisthenics and dancingnot in nature that much that would be another one>sad in nature>sad in cities
is it bad that i kinda want that zogbot in argentina to launch this supposed offensive on the falklands just so we can show the world we've still got a bit of fuel left in the old tank
>>221002762You’re going to hell if you aren’t Catholic so no point don’t bother m8
>>221002725There is no greater pleasure for an Englishman than pumping his seed into a Frogette.
>>221002780i will right after my epic tor browser wank
>>221002779my willys too small for that
>>221002779serious questino is this something that actually comes to mind normally or something that turns you on or is it just you being vulgar for a reactionno judgement just curious
>>221002802Never seen a more obviously satanic freak than that mop haired little goblin cunt. So fucking repulsive.
>>221002764seems iLiveHere readers have never been to packet station during belly punch hour
>>221002757Hmm>>221002761weirdo>>221002812I see
>>221002802it would be kino especially seeing as their army hasn't improved at all since the first warbut starmlet might genuinely not fight back
i am adolf hitler
seen shoeonheads baps and bumhole
>>221002764only depressing thing about it is lack of housing thanks to student bastards
>>221002802We have no fuel in any tank left. We sent one ship to Cyprus and it broke down by the time it arrived and had to get towed back. We spent billions on two aircraft carriers, and one broke down in trials around the isle of wight. We are actually finished
>>221002771no I wish I had him and that belgians tenacity I usually stick around for 1/2 measly yous and then get tired. You're lucky, punk
Don't encourage the sissela pedophile
>>221002811The Catholic Church doesn't even believe this anymore lol
>>221002837dont like the way i can see thin bogey up her nose hair
>>221002813
they should rename the united kingdom from being a country to being a fucking DONEtry
>>221002846link?
pretty sad how nico (the singer) died
>>221002891mental how a bump to the head can cause your brain to just explode
loads of fit girls at falmouth pride today
>>221002863Outside the Church there is no salvation
>>221002878DONEDON, in Donengland, The United DONEDON of DONE Britain and Northern DONELAND
>>221002886google, broken is it?
>>221002915whats point of pride in apriltoo cold to even get your kit off to march around town
slamming a hype ass verse till my head burst
>>221002196peter thiel rentboy
>>221002915wish i could have been thereany goths?
I'm not religious but if I was going to practice one it would definitely be Chan Buddhism shaolin monks can do hadoukens and I'd like to do that too
>>221002915girls with...?
>google, broken is it?
>>221002955(:
it begins
genuinely hate city so boring
>>221002572Bizarre lie that's easily debunked just by googling her
whys my favourite porn artist started drawing cuck porn ffs someone kill this nigga
>>2210029192nd Vatican Council redefined the Church to be all professing Christians (including Protestants). Trad Catholicism is a relic, sorry to inform you.
>>221002971king
>>221002988*passes*
>>221002995mate grow up you're not funny
Is the lady who works at Aldi here? I have an urgent question about something I bought today and am now eating
he's sacked trannybaiting again
>>221003012can you stop saying that its hurting my feelings
>>221002971CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSPAFFERETAAAAA
>>221002971corr your toilet won't know what hit it tomorrow morning
Reminder that there are plenty of North Korean girlies out there fresh out of their orwellian nightmare begging a gentle western man to look after them
>>221002995you are hilarious and the perfect level of maturitykeep posting as you are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QCIqF7K3lE
>>221003047north korea has 26 million people and we have no idea whats going on over there26 million its mentral!
>>221002971grim
>>221003067
if you look at what mcdonalds has on their mcribs its gherkins and onions but rustlers would like you to put lettuce and red onions in theresboth use bbq sauce however
>>221002872you're such a weirdo
>>221003047not all of us are derranged yellowfevered incel freaks who want some sheleter brainwashed korean as the mother of our children
yeah this place is done. obviously filled with spambots, no human could be this unfunny and schizo. ooo look at me i fuck horses and im a whacky aussiemong, yeah its not working mate someone update these spambots its not even convincing anymore, nobody is talking to each other, nobody is saying anything, its basically ai slop
breaking: rorke raped to death by a migrating pack of feral blacks
>>221002186corr
>BBL influencer, 32, mowed down by car outside Soho nightclub dies
>>221003054thanks king
fuck off swedish faggot
>>221002802I was daydreaming on the bus earlier about fighting to defend the Falklands. As a uni veteran I could see myself leading others and was imagining leading charges on positions and what I'd say to rally the lads on the bus
>>221002995A mangaka I liked had her manga axed and she had some sort of mental breakdown over it and started drawing the heroines in cuckold scenarios with black men
>>221003090just go ahead and click that luh X in the top right corner x
>>221002725i love french girls
>>221003002Vatican II did not teach that “the Church = all professing Christians” it taught that the Church of Christ subsists in the Catholic Church which alone possesses the fullness of the means of salvation. Protestants can be related to the Church imperfectly through baptism and faith, but that is not the same as saying Protestantism is simply part of the Church in the full sense sorry to inform u
crazy things happening in north korea
>>221003067ouch fucking hell
hope I die in my sleep tonight
Sir Spam Bot
>>221003090
>>221003098>ohnoanyway.jpg
>>221003115lmao
english people are not indigenous to england they are immigrants
>>221003128Fair enough I was incorrect, however it also does not support your view that you have to be Catholic to be saved.
>>221003159immigrated from where?
>mangaka
>>221003159We been knowing this
It's all kicking off in China lads. You won't believe what's going on right now.
>>221003175my arsearsepeople
>>221003200that u nigga
helo
>We been knowing this
>>221003159
>>221003176
>>221003220glep sex arse
I'm creativity bankrupt and haven't made a good Rorke post in years
>>221002971not nearly enough scran for that sesh
>>221003245haha
>>221003243uh your ideas_for_rorke_posts.txt notepad file?
might kill myself
>>221003245kek
>>221002971beer to food ratio out of whack here
mfer im ballingmfer im ballingmfer im ballingim ballingrorke ballinrorke be like im balling mfer im balling
>>221003090>obviously filled with spambots, no human could be this unfunny and schizo.Is this your first time here? 4chan has been full of schizos for ages
>>221003262don't do that
my body is a machine that turns universal credit into liver cirrhosis
>>221003168that’s different though. Christ founded ONE church, that church is the Catholic Church. All salvation comes through Christ and therefore through his church yes?So if someone knowingly understands this and still refuses to enter or remain in the church cannot be saved. It’s different if that person lives on some isolated island and has never had any contact with the outside world because how else could they have known
>>221003262>ohnoanyway.jpg
>>221003100tell me more about your favourite porn artist
>>221003281literally Keynes' broken window
you evil Nigger
>>221003260it got corrupted
>>221003282you realise it's not that non catholics dont think christ founded the church but that the apostolic succession/tradition/w.e. u want to call it has deviated irrepairably from what christ founded
>>221003282However, the Church also recognizes that not all people will be formally members of the Catholic Church, either through ignorance or other reasons, and it teaches that God’s mercy and mysterious providence play a role in salvation for those who, through no fault of their own, do not know Christ or the Church but seek God sincerely and strive to live according to their conscience.If someone knowingly understands the importance of the Catholic Church and chooses to refuse to enter or remain in it, Catholic doctrine suggests that such a person would be at risk of jeopardizing their salvation because they are rejecting the very means of grace Christ has given.
>>221003278nothing to smile about in my life
>>221003262you know saying that just to elicit sympathy from people is one of the scummiest things you can do
>>221003282I just don't support the claim that the Church of Rome is the sole Church. I'm not convinced and assertions aren't arguments.
rorke converting to Mormonism
>>221003292well they draw porn for starters
>>221003331lilbro think he a plant *skull*! a bloody plant *skull*! he think he him
>>221003331old mate looks fucking sick of it all
>>221003331why is there a berg in tesco
GWAN RONNIE
it's illegal to cross the road in america
>>221003381anti-mousey security
>>221003321>If someone knowingly understands the importance of the Catholic Church and chooses to refuse to enter or remain in it, Catholic doctrine suggests that such a person would be at risk of jeopardizing their salvation because they are rejecting the very means of grace Christ has givenSo what I said then?Since that describes protestants
Just wanked off for the third time today
>>221003381just sits there all day and lets people pet him
>>221003325yeah but you're lovely
mad how gassy i am today
Australian telly is like UK telly but every so often there's a warning that the following programme was filmed on stolen land and all proceeds will go towards Aid For Aboriginals
[HQ] mc rorke drum and bass freestyle pt 1
literally just farted and it fucking reeks
had a sip of water just then
>>221003351right ok and what of?
feeling very emotional pink witch
>>221003476been on the booze recently?
>>221003480.. prefer not to say
>>221003495prefer not to say
you have some... peculiar /pol/iticians, /brit/
NASCAR >>> F1
>>221003496its big gay furries isnt it
>>221003476ktim
decided to not do a cum today
>>221003496>>221003506the singularity of /brit/
>>221003331is that tesco in south west england perchance? it looks like a tesco i'm familiar with...
rorke eating carrots and celery and hummus at 4:23am
>>221003520coward
saw loads of disabled furries at pride today
>>221003494it's only 7pmpeople will be out celebrating prideu can 2
>>221003477rating out of 100?coldness level?for pleasure or hydration? or both?tap? bottle? other?would you recommend? will you take more sips in the near future?
going to London tomorrow. hope i don't get stabbed
just saw an obese man with long hair wearing an aldi uniform at Shrewsbury pride
i'm feeling a bit emotional pink witch toogoing to have a beer though
>>221003506that's what rancourous farts becomewe've done the work in /brit/, we know disgusting ruptured drain smelling farts is from booze consumption
>>221003539solid 86/100ice cold because it came out the fridgehydration, haven't drank anything for hourscame out my water filterabsolutely would recommend and I'll be sipping for the remainder of the evening
>>221003549hope you do get stabbed
>>221003494blog on boring bastard
>>221003400Yeah but no one enforces that law
>>221003579:/
>>221003509don't get the house fire part
>>221003588>>221003588
>>221003587truee x
>>221003609you will be hunted down btw
brotherstein called dadberg a goyslave again
>>221003530fraid not
>>221003509Rorke after the sex change
>>221003656looks scottish
wish there were more car crashes in public
White women eeewwww
come on you fat lazy fucking cunts, i'm sick to death of these threads just going on and on and on now, get the fucking new posted for fuck sake
rorce
catberg shitting on the ceiling
>>221003681
>>221003714*farts right up your nostrils like peter does to meg in family guy*
>>221003745meg from family guy is so rapable
>>221003088how's that any different from a white woman who knows nothing about the world other than what she sees on tiktok
new thread>>
the common denominator the nigga numerator
>>221003773... please leave the house i beg of you
>>221003815>>221003815>>221003815
>>221003820>>221003820
>>221003847>>221003847