Division Bell edition
got lo borges on
need mummy to go to bed so i can start on the rum
get the gay vegan mukbang livestream on
great editiondivision bell is underappreciated
chebs spaff
knock knock niggas
>>221008649corr spaff
the scran
Got Korean bbq and got about 100000 calories of food at my table and the Koreans hovered over me watching me to make sure I finished all of it I wouldn't lie to you
you dont see many male looking non tranny women in tech circles anymorewoke got them
might try rum one of these dayshas to be better than whiskey surely
>>221008637SHE COULD TAAAAAKE IT BACK
Kitten Needs Constant Attention
>>221008681one of the gayest webms ever posted here, and troonposters are active every day
they're going to pull charles' trousers down and spank him until his arse goes blue
leftypol getting his fauci ouchie
>>221008724there's posters from Troon here?
>>221008729
not interested in birds who work with computers or play video games.
>>221008722biomass
>>221008724not as gay as that bloke patting down that slice of pizza with a napkin
>leftypol is such a cuck lol
>>221008722SOVL
normoids are utterly vile
>>221008738employed woman
>>221008771
just had a lovely wanklistening to sematary nowmight play vintage storyBLOG OVER
>>221008748nice pecs
>>221008773
>>221008722Not a fan of these types of people but I approve of the community spirit.
on the google maps again
pooing out of my wilfred
>>221008666
>>221008689a lot of it is utter swill like captain morgan and bacardi, actually stay away from anything spiced or flavoured out the bottle
(8) bitch im a scarecrow (8)
ageing millennial bros, we are so backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-KfuCccYdk
might watch the marathon tomorrow
remember to savour this moment while it's still here lads because there will come a time when you will miss today
Going bed soon team as I'm working tomorrow 7:00 am to 17:00 pm not lush not enjoyable but it has to be done PLUS I can wear my new work shoes which are quite comfortable it's a little something to look forward to got to enjoy the little things in life
Sex
>>221008839>my new work shoes which are quite comfortablethe men's ones?
>>221008815Ok I will do that !!
>>221008830can you do one of a baby elephant going mad swiniging its tunk in circles then in the backgroudn in a tree theres two monkeys and they re looking at each other like o_0
>>221008815what's wrong with captain morgan
>>221008815bacardi white is fine for cocktails in my frank and honest opinion
>>221008815>>221008865used to drink that in uni
>>221008865>>221008879if you're mixing then it doesn't really matter obviously
CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE
>the endless river>forever and ever*casually drops a legendary guitar solo*
left: timmy roseniorright: sir todd bohely
Mad how normal people pretty much never think about transgender people, yet Rorke thinks about them every second of every day
what causes this head shape
Rum is lush maybe my favourite spirit. I don't really drink alcohol these days though>>221008853I told you that on the condition you kept it a secret
>>221008860
>British Airways will become the only airline to serve award-winning prestige cuvée English sparkling wine on board,yeah i wonder why
>>221008910a diet of farmfoods and daytime tv
>>221008910nigga an egg LOL
>>221008817bitch i'm a scarecrow cuz i can't feel nothin
>>221008897drinking rum straight is dastardly
>>221008917that nigga doodle jump fell on hard times
>>221008831should be some fast times
>>221008909Mad how normal people pretty much never think about cutting their dicks or titties off, yet a leftypol does it every second of every day
>>221008952screamuing
>>221008950im a pirate nigga
>>221008910high cortisol>>221008917that is NOT funny, and NOT what i asked for, good day to you
>>221008962you just did the thing
Frying eggs and putting them up my bum
>>221008977screch
>>221009014
what the fuck have you done lately?
>>221009002Nobody even mentioned tranneis until you brought it up leftypolWhy are you so obsessed with cutting off genitals?
>>221009040noting
Rorke explaining that rap isn't real music and doesn't require any talent or skill
>>221009040Play video games
brirby's scream land
>>221009041you did it again
>>221009047while jamming out to Jurassic 5
>>221009047more like crap
>>221009063
>>221008905Right in the feels
>>221008613Found this in a brand new wrapped tape package in my drawer, never knew how it got there. Not joking or lying.
rap is absolute nonsense you should feel ashamed if you like that rubbish
leftypol installing an "english to urdu" browser extension
>>221009111alri
>>221009063shat on leftypol? yeah I know
>>221008977this mfer looks ai generated haha AI FREAK AI FREAK AI FREAK
rorkes skill with a blade cannot be understated.. if you go to this duel you will not return with your life leftypol..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkWBe1gIsicbpd anthem
The neighbours spliffing once moreI must say I don't find Marijuana to be an unpleasant smell at all. Am I an absolute FREAK for thinking that?It's 1000x more pleasant than cig smoke.
>>221009140screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
>>221009140dogberg on a mad one
electronical heaterstein activated
>>221009186you are mental
Really should be going to bed but I'm enjoying the evening with the team
>>221009040been sat on my fat arse for the last 12 hours
>>221009199yell
>>221009199leftypol can't refute this
empty rum bottle collection is getting a bit too much
doing the WEEEE WOOOO WEEE WOOO guitar solo bit from the Pulse live version of Comfortably Numb in my smelly bedroom
>>221009186Like it when it's warm at this time of year. You can have pleasant 22-25C temperatures during the day and nice and cold at night.
>>221009146can't wait until I get it cut off
>trying to learn another bloody language>arabic literally has flow charts you need to follow when it comes to which syllable in certain words you need to stressfucking bollockswhy is every language other than english impossible
right well you're all obviously pissed now aren't you?
Can't see Venus any more ._.
>>221009238>learning arabicyou ginger, mate?not gonna go suicide bombing, are you, mate? be a bit naughty that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QQ7G6eI7G0
>The first picture of you>The first picture of summerIt's going to be a gf summer lads
skyrim will now detect your computering goodnessset to ultra qualitythat's right bitch
you can raw dog /brit/ assuming you have infinite nicotine and caffeine
>>221009257dont really like alcohol
>>221009257a little bit but again been very good tonight
>>221009199hooting
skyping the american gf soon got any memes to share?
non smoking nerds and gay boys btfo
>>221009288if it's really your first time then enjoyjust started a playthrough myself
I'm a firestartertwisted firestarteryeah?
>>221009286what's those black rubber tubes behind him? he got some sort of borg uniform behind his bed?
>>221009320is 9gag broken
It's expensive being a big sister in Starmer's Britain.
day 1 of no nicotine
>>221009347Chinky bitch
nigga from rorkestead
>>221009357I'm at like 2 years
mad how Rochdale were about to be promoted but then their fans invaded the pitch and the game was delayed for a while and then it restarted and York City scored which meant that York City will be promoted instead
dogs are horrid, vile beasts
>>221009370omd
>>221009370lol
>>221009370
>>221009333if you hadn't misgendered her 3 times i might've answered your question
leftypops posting blokes in dresses again
>her
just done 2 big shots of rum how long til i feel good
>>221009419soon
>>2210094196 shots should do it
>>221009419698652956479845109545981433982 years
>>221009387not actually how that works
didn't know you lads were pirates yarrr
>>221009437ah right. so just by filling in a form anyone can change the shape of their skeleton?
Leftypol
>not actually how that works
>skyrimamerican slop>kingdoms of amalurceltic SOVL
my tranny brother is objectively a 2/10almost offensive to beauty standardsif i didn't have anything to live for, i'd firebomb the discord offices for their crimes against humanity
>>221009419the trick is to keep drinking until you feel it start to kick in
skyrim was so fucking shit compared to oblivion i have no idea how it got so popular
tranny brother or prostitute sister?
the tranny situation is crazy
um
>>221009486autistic incel who was into pc gaming, found discord, got groomed into dressing like a womanthat's what i mean
>>221009475fair play to this lad he did glow up from when you first started posting him
>>221009456no
>>221009511>ladwoman>heshe>himher
>>221009493Incel mating strategy isn't it
eating canned tuna because im a CAT
... SOS BnuyCat still missing April 2026 ...
>>221008909you set them off well done I guess
why do they print the bible on that thin paper
>>221009513oh. so you can't change biology just by writing on a piece of paper? i'm confused now
the can
>>221009522
>>221009503have a childhood friend who was just a bit of a bitch and fell for the trans meme as well think autistic people who are online either become /pol/mongs or trannies depending if their testosterone is past a certain threshold
>>221009546what are you confused about?
>>221009551finding somewhere that sells doctor pepper irl makes my day that stuff is good
Olympic gold medalist Alysa Liu has fun in the Exhibition
>>221009577Based Bruce. What about root beer? Most foreigners seem to hate it.
>>221009155I like the smell of tobacco and the smell of cannabis, though I no longer smoke either.
there's no such thing as a trans person
its over
mad that are nick is 5'9 but by modern standards he may as well be 5'3 being a 5'10 DWARF I know his pain
>>221009326>non smoking nerds>gay boyswhats the difference?
ebay app no longer works on my phone
>>221009595so much mental illness in one room
>>221009595Myron looks like a alien
learning russian via ACMPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80EPFtwr2uw
>>221009588i love bundaberg sarsaparilla, ginger beer, kole beer etc. never had that though. herbal sodas are yummers
>>221009603*puts an apple in her mouth*
>>221009590We should go back to calling them transvestites as they were called for millenia. Calling them women is misogynistic.
>>221009611They all give me uncanny valley vibes.
a yank has an opinion
whiskey and ginger beer goes off
Actually what I thought was Venus may actually be Alpha Persei
>>2210095959 is the new 5
watched a video about inglorious basterds and the guy claimed that the gestapo guy figured out they're spies not because of the accent or the fingers but because hugo stiglitz was established in the movie as a well known criminal in germany with his face shown in german newspapers. he even showed a clip where that officer killed with a bat said that every soldiers knows hugo stiglitz. that kinda makes sense but then again why didn't a group of soldiers in that bar notice anything? especially when hugo literally pulled one of the guys to his face. I think it's just that tarantino is a hack.
>>221009658after how many years?
son im crine
>>221009669have you ever seen uranus
>>221009595>nick is 5'9zero chance of that
>>221009686what i meant is that it slaps
>>221009675Tarantino is a hack and his Inglorious Basterds and Django Unchained era was the worst. I don't know why Yankoids love those movies.
might order a delicios kfc meal
>>221009723slaps who?
And so to shit.
>>221009772no time for poos this
asking the missus if she'll give me oral pleasure
boots thats my ego boost
hi
Drink the fluoride. Good. Good.
white and proud
>>221009590well he didn't deny playing with it early did he
>>221009792
yanks be likehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Increase_Mather
have to go out for a meal with work colleagues on Thursdayfeels like I'm on death row and that's the date of my executionhorrible feelinghorrible horrible horrible
Gyda gwên o glust i glustFe oedd y cyntaf i basio'r pystNi roedd o'n hawdd yn hollol naturiol
>>221009807
>>221009810sheila dickshit
oh, i thought her name would be beep or something...
did you know beep is actually bald (it's a wig)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMgGU-B9bU
saw someone with sleepy eyes today and got a bonered penis in my trousers
beepcord raid
won't be enforced
him belly tek dat moulddat stomach satisfy, him full datbut di cordycep mek him brainstem snappyyep im last of us real babylon style
Diddanwch mewn pellder oerYn ei fywyd di-ffrwyth ddi-glodMi awn fel hyn, heb unrhyw ystyried
going running in 30 mins then ill come back have a big hot shower maybe do a big wank of my penor then ill order some kfc then who knows
>>221009872>>221009878ahh... cymru..
>>221009882kfc for brekkie? mad
pissed up and now my watch is going to shout at me in the morning for having bad sleep
getting fast food delivered is profoundly grim
Sir Linux Mint
Have finally deleted my uber eats now that you mention it.
right well that's the word profoundly ruined for me then
>>221009936ktimos
stop stalking me
getting slagfannies so drunk they wee their pants
>>221009949fuck off then
Why did orange man think it's a good idea to aggravate his cock suckers here with the Falklands business?
>>221009945It just works
Might get up and have some food
Wonder how that lad with the 8 pints of knights cider is doing
booting up tails+tor so i can post the n word on brit
clean with bea is fucking annoying but i'd love to shag her
>>221009927Imagine how many brown hands have touched it before it gets to you
>>221009963probably down a&e getting his stomach pumped from drinking that shite
>>221009956The streets are saying he is trying to force Europe to rearm
>>221009953sacre bleu
>>221009956Trump's tactic is to drive a ridiculously unfair offer so that the compromise still works mostly in his favour. It works because he has all the cards.
I love my linux mintx
>>221009956*puts tariffs on you for no reason*>a few months laterWHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE FOR ISRAEL??
I HATE THIS WINDOWS VISTA TONIGHT
in bed. wanking
>1/3rd of a year since Christmas Daythat is acutally fucking horrifingwhy is time so fucking woke
>>221009956
>>221010018don't worry about it lad. another 4 months and we'll be on the countdown to christmas
patriots are in control
BLUE SCREENSCRASHES
Got jammed up with a janny cop on another board and missed my yous.
You have no fucking idea what you're up against
>>221010045here in linux we do not do these things
>>221010024what's up with his upper lip there
>>221010042definitely punched above their weight last season but it's far too early to tell if they've improved this year
I'm ready I'm ready
>>221010016hows it going
I'm a fat waste of space, please either say horrible or encouraging things to me.
>>221010059he said get out and spread your legsand tried to cop a feel
>>221010091Let's win and love lifex
>>221010093recoil
>>221009968she's such a condescending privileged cunt
>>221010091go fatty!
>>221010093>crucifix necklace whilst being a slagdon't get this memeis it meant to be sarcastic?
>>221010091you can eat less food whenever you want
>>221010102She just looks like Anthony Kiedis, she's not him tho
changed my plangoing to have a nap then eat some popcorn
>>221010109she'd still get it
time for bed
>>221010138
>>221010119Jesus says that sinners who know they're sinners have a better chance of being saved than righteous people who think they're holy. Now, that doesn't apply to unrepentant slags obviously, I don't know enough about her to comment x
cleaning out the wogs from my city centre
>>221010156adorable planktom
Ok bye-
>>221010160diego praying that this is true after mincing around black out drunk at the gay bar every weekend
>>221010177x
>>221010180I was watching a shit filled bath tub get hoovered
wank imminent
>>221010107>>221010116>>221010131cheers xx
>>221010223>>221010223>>221010223